#cryptid.thoughts

[somerandomcryptid]

Guys is anyone here into content smp? Because Rat's new video fucking broke me and I am not ok

[cryptidflow3r]

The one problem of creating AUS that have major relationships between characters that never interact in canon is that no body else knows your vision of their relationship unless they've read your fic and when you don't have a fic to point them to you just kinda have to go, "this makes sense I swear" and have basically no chance of being able to see your blorbos interacting in the way you think of them.

[somerandomcryptid]

WAIT GET IN THE WATER IS THIS SAGA???

well fuck now I'm even more excited!!!!

also HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE MORE DND CON AU

Are you excited for the new epic saga coming out soon? Because I'm very excited :D

(And this time I actually know when it's coming out! So I can be excited!)

Hi cryptid!! Yes I absolutely am :)

Honestly I have been waiting for this saga for over a year because of Get in the Water and now because of Charybdis

More dnd con au ideas from those songs specifically soon but :333

[somerandomcryptid]

Is anyone else going insane about how in Sam's second stream when Sam and Dream are talking about all of Sam's crimes, Sam leaves out the whole locking Dream in prison and letting him be tortured, and when Dream points it out Sam responds with "locking you in prison is not something people hate me for" and Dream snaps back "I hate you for that". Forever going insane about that moment.

The blatant just not even considering Dream's emotions as a factor or the fact he is part of people ughgh I just think about those lines sometimes

[somerandomcryptid]

Ok but what if in an au where c!Dream is trans he got top surgery by cutting off his chest, dieing from blood loss and then being revived by Punz, now tittieless and just having a big ol' scar across most of his chest

[somerandomcryptid]

I feel like an au where the dsmp had the double life soulmates thingy would be really interesting but I do not have the space in my brain to create it so idk I'm just gonna throw it out into the void bc why not

[somerandomcryptid]

21 Loop!Cryptid: *Passionately singing breakup songs while Wilbur is around*

21 Loop!Wilbur: .....this feels strangely targeted towards me. Which is weird because we only started our situation like a week ago

[somerandomcryptid]

welp it's five am and I feel like like the scrunkly but IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!! :DDD

Wish me luck at trivia UwU

[somerandomcryptid]

It's gonna be a my birthday very soon c:

I'm very excited :DD

i'm gonna have a call with an old friend and also a call with my bestie and trivia with my dad and baking a cake with me mom and a birthday stream!

[somerandomcryptid]

Y'know when you say something while your sleep deprived and then feel stupid in the morning and can't stop thinking about it? Yeah.... Anyway.

[somerandomcryptid]

Me: *wants to make a secret 5th blog for reasons™*

Tumblr: how about no actually :} we can't tell if your a robot and we won't let you prove yourself lmao

[somerandomcryptid]

If I were to make fanart of Cryptid (DOD), what clothes do you see them wearing?

-Umi

WELL FIRST OF ALL I'D BE HONORED IF YOU DID HDJHDHDHHDHD

But ok so Cryptid doesn't really... Style their clothes most of the time. Like I don't just draw them in the same stuff for my own sake (tho that is part of it) they just genuinely don't change their clothes a whole lot or put effort into their appearance bc they just don't have the energy

BUT! If they had the clothes and energy for it they'd dress kinda like these

Sorry if the cut on these are weird they're all screenshots I don't actually have a Pinterest account lmao

And I know I gave a lot of examples but I'm an indecisive mother fucker so ehhhh

But yeah, lots of layering, lots of skirts, cottage core stuff, sweaters,

They wouldn't wear jeans ever tho even if that's in one of the reference photos, and if you're drawing them post-deerifiaction they wouldn't wear shoes bc hooves but if not!

They'd wear shoes like these just with less bells and whistles

That's all I can think of rn and hopefully the examples are ok but yeah if you do decide to draw them have fun and I hope I could help with outfit stuff!

Also if you do draw them I owe you at least part of my soul so let that entice you

[somerandomcryptid]

Almost 3am and I have test tmr I make great life decisions :)

[somerandomcryptid]

I've never got around to drawing cc!Dream yet and now I'm slightly sad because I was looking forward to learning how to draw his curls

But also, it's his hair and I really shouldn't care that much, also he looks good now too

Point is I should draw Dream at some point because he is the guy ever

[somerandomcryptid]

When you re-listen to music made by someone you have very complicated feelings about now but used to be a gigantic fan of and 1. The songs still slap and 2. Like 5 of them just sound like vents of your feelings about the artist your listening to

[somerandomcryptid]

Thinking about how the various ais in AiE have such different attitudes when realizing what they are

Mmmmmmmm yummy yummy dread

And really, they're just programs :) no matter how many emotions they seem to project they will never truly feel

Or have an opinion about anything

It's just an illusion

Somehow some of them are still delusional though