#my stepdad is driving

[detentiontrack]

I’m going on a road trip rn :) (I’ll say where I went after I get home so I don’t actively dox myself :p)

[mazzystar24]

A spider has crawled into my door’s peephole and weeved a THIN ass web just on the surface so it looked like it was on the outside part and that inside was just glass BUT NO it was on the inside and MY EYE WAS IN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES

I’m actually gonna end it all and burn my house down with me inside

[innytoes]

let's throw a curve ball (is that the right metaphor? I know nothing) 21 and/or 16 for the Caleb/WD* au

*Willie's Dad ;P

How do I even explain this AU? Well, Yeo wrote in some fic or tags something about Caleb being Willie's stepdad and it spiraled from there.

Today had been awesome. He had spent the morning skating around town, landing some sick tricks, and then he and Alex had a date. They'd gone to a cute little cafe and a music store and gotten ice cream together and talked and talked and kissed for hours.

So yeah, Willie had an excellent day.

Until he came home and found his dad making out with his dance teacher in the kitchen. Like, full on making out, with tongues and teeth and rucked up shirts and in the kitchen where Willie made his sandwiches.

"What the fuck?" he blurted out, because seriously, what the fuck?

"Willie!" Dad said, and gross, his lips are all shiny and his face is all flushed. "Okay, so, I can explain..."

"IN THE KITCHEN?" Willie shouted instead, because well. He knew his dad wasn't straight. And had recently started dating again. Though could he have found anyone else to date besides his dance teacher? "With my dance teacher? Really dad? You couldn't just go on the apps like a normal person?"

"Well actually," Caleb started, and Willie decided he really didn't want to hear the rest of that story. And Caleb wasn't his teacher here, so Willie didn't have to listen to him. So he covered his ears and shouted 'ew ew ew' all the way to his room.

He hid under the covers, trying to wrap his head around this. He pulled Lancelot close, burying his face in the plush dragon's soft stomach.

He'd told dad he was fine with him dating. And he was. But why did it have to be his teacher? What if they broke up and Willie had to switch dance schools? Or worse, what if they stayed together and Willie still had to switch because of bias or something? Those classes were cut-throat sometimes, and he could see the dance moms out for blood if Willie got a part they wanted their kid to have and they found out Caleb was dating Willie's dad.

Because it wasn't like he disliked Caleb, or anything. Sure, he was a little extra sometimes, but that's part of what made class fun. And he never got weird about gender stuff, all parts were cast based only on talent. The dress code was lax, and the rules weren't so stifling they made dancing un-fun, unlike some of the other studios Willie had tried.

Also Caleb was just really cool and accepting. And funny, in a snarky way. And he never let anyone get away with any kind of bullying. And when Willie was having trouble with a certain part of the routine, he let Willie stay after class and worked with him on it.

So okay, maybe Willie understood those were all things that could be nice for a boyfriend to have. Alex was also cool, and funny, and kind, and principled. But still... the kitchen. Where they ate.

There was a knock on the door, and Willie grumbled out a 'whaaat'. Because he wasn't actually mad at his dad or anything.

"I brought you Oreos as a peace offering," his dad said, sticking his head through the door.

Willie sat up, pouting. "You may enter," he allowed, making grabby hands. He had no idea where Dad had hid those from him, because usually Oreos didn't last in this house.

Dad sat on the bed with him, forking over the goods. "I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Caleb sooner," he said, as soon as Willie's face was stuffed with cookies so he couldn't talk back. His dad was a wily one. "We really wanted to make sure we had something before we told you."

"Do you?" Willie asked.

The way his dad's face turned shy and happy at the same time said everything Willie needed to know. "I think so. I really like him, Willie."

"Uh yeah, I could tell," Willie said, because while he was happy for his dad, he did Not Want To See That. The shy smile turned into an embarrassed grimace. "Two rules. One: no matter what happens, you won't make me switch dance classes, and Caleb won't be weird about it."

"I promise," Dad said, holding out his pinkie. Willie hooked his pinkie around it, and they shook on it. "What about the second rule?"

"No sex in the kitchen!" Willie said. "Or any of the shared living spaces! No sex on the couch, or in the garden, or on the stair case, or wherever else you two want to get nasty."

His dad sighed, but held his pinkie out again. Only when he promised that did Willie deign to share his Oreos.

[blairwaldcrf]

Lily tells Stefan that Caroline will eventually sacrifice everything for her daughters 7x08 vs 8x06 Stefan tells Caroline he sacrificed his soul for her daughters

original

[t00thpasteface]

i need to print stuff out at the campus library so i just dug up an old flash drive i used to use at school years ago and in addition to some old classwork there's like 20 steely dan mp3s on here

[werebutch]

Guy who is annoying and weird. Chill outttttbruh

Seriously though I’m so tired of having to wait on everyone in my family there are days where I have to wait hours in the car doing nothing because I live too far from everything so I can’t go home or I never know when they’ll be done doing whatever so I can’t exactly do anything else. At school I have to wait for my sister for at least 2 hours and yes I can do homework but god. Still. And yes I do do other shit during that but there’s only so much I can do out. Then I have to go home, sometimes shop beforehand (which I usually do while waiting but still..), cook dinner, spend a sympathy hour or 2 with my dad or he’ll kill himself, THEN I have time to do my own stuff like clean up bunnies + room + do homework + fun stuff. That’s usually only 3 hours before I go to bed. It fluctuates obviously. I know I’m being really stupid bc I have it pretty good I have a real house where I don’t have to pay rent and shit but I’m still gonna complain a little. It was way worse last year when my other sister was in hs but my family literally can’t function without me doing this stuff. I have to keep track of all appointments and school stuff for them too. They keep me so busy that I can’t work. Like my dad will beg me not to work because if I do he will have to get off his ass. Cause I can’t possible do everything. When my summer job rolls around he calls me evil and selfish for working it but if I don’t I’m even more broke the rest of the year. But at least I’m not as busy since there’s no school. It’s just such stupid stuff right now I can’t wait until I save up to move out 😭 and I have to do all this shit while they’re all telling me that I make their life worse etc etc like wtaf ? Am I insane like am I just so spoiled that I’m making up problems for myself or are they real. Because I genuinely can’t tell. It used to be so much worse it’s insane that I’m still not happy LMAO. So I hate complaining about it on here but I also need to get it out SOMEWHERE. Ugh

I hate seeming like I’m fishing for validation or sympathy bc I’m not I just need to talk somewhere.. I feel so crazy guilty having people tell me that I’m ok for thinking this. So don’t 😭😭 even if it’s really sweet. I appreciate it a lot but idk. It’s like okay well how would you know..you know. Like what if I’m unknowingly twisting my story to seem worse or something and I’m actually just spoiled and looking for smth to complain abt. Idk

[thelastevilregal]

Having a suspiciously good day at work

[wikiangela]

jfc I overslept today which i has never ever happened to me before

I leave for work at 5am and today I *woke up* at 5am - and only bc I was supposed to drive with a friend and she called me lol

I think I woke up and turned my alarm off at 4am like i usually do, bc my beside lamp was on, but i do *not* remember doing that

I think I should start going to sleep earlier, the exhaustion might be catching up to me 🤣

[milimeters-morales]

who else cannot bear it any longer 🤔

[rockerfemme]

iv been driven to the bottle . by my shitty relationship

[detentiontrack]

I GRADUATE TODAY

[kathrynmjaneway]

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[they-call-me-hippie]

Guess who almost died in a car crash

[littledragonkana]

I hate being the designated driver. Its start with me going to the restaurant with my mom and dad. Then my mom is like: but we have to pick up grandpa at the other side of town. (Understandable. He is 74 and only owns a moped)

And then throughout the evening I have to drive home my grandma and grandpa because its raining and then my brother because he was drinking too much and my step sister and baby because my nephew is tired af and screaming but the dad and her sister dont want to leave yet. And then I have to drive home grandpa again before I can go home.

And usually I am at the point where I want to leave after two hours but my mom and dad want to stay until the very end. Fair when it's either of their birthdays but otherwise....why?

[puthyflapps]

Gosh, another handsome boy in your life.

They used to tear up the town together

[bludraws094]

btw

i might end up getting a job soon :3

theres one place that hires people my age thats within walking distance of my house (which is really important since i cant drive and dont trust myself enough to learn how (and also we only have two working cars and not enough money to buy another or fix the van) so i either have to be able to walk there, rely on my mom to drive me to and from work, or ride my scooter)

i havent applied yet bcus I Dont Know How, but my mom really wants me to, plus theres decent pay and benefits