#me calling my stepdad to come and drive quick to kill the spider
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A spider has crawled into my door’s peephole and weeved a THIN ass web just on the surface so it looked like it was on the outside part and that inside was just glass BUT NO it was on the inside and MY EYE WAS IN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES
I’m actually gonna end it all and burn my house down with me inside
#me calling my stepdad to come and drive quick to kill the spider#I walked away and let it have the door#thing is I have a package coming so I kept having to check the peephole#now I’m not checking so if I open the door and someone stabs me that’s on the spider#it’s one of those BIG THICK ONES TOO#tw spiders#tw arachnophobia
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