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big day today

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this just made me scream laugh

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there's this fucking tik tok that i keep seeing and it's one of those "meet the friend group" shitty thirst traps and it's 6 dudes right and you got the punk boy (okay fine whatever ) and the elegant boy (what would we do without him) and then there's the fucking ventriloquist and the video just continues on to the college boy and the nerd boy (why are these two different boys?) but i'm still caught off guard by the fucking ventriloquist like this dude just straight up has a muppet of himself and he's not even like doing a ventriloquist thing he just has it and is lip syncing to the song and he has the muppet and that's him he's the ventriloquist that's his thing. there was nothing else for him to be he's just the ventriloquist of the friend group. i cannot stop thinking about this. The Ventriloquist.

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Gnostics on Demiurgsmas when they hear Sophia Claus emanating down the chimney

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sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

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every time I see this thumbnail I feel too harrowed to click the video. nothing good or honourable can be happening inside that hamburger with an expression like this. not at all

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writing tip: searching "[place of origin]ish names" will get you a lot of stuff and nonsense made up by baby bloggers.

searching "[place] census [year]" will get you lists of real names of real people who lived in that place.

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OH MY GOD I FOUND IT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AGES

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“why so yurious”

-the fujoker

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to me, the funniest recurring beat in journey to the west is someone seeding the idea that maybe they shouldn't trust sun wukong and it works every single time because, given literally everything he says and does, it makes a lot of sense not to trust sun wukong