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sure i'll go with u to the haunted ruins wreathed in half memories from your traumatic childhood PLATONICALLY COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY PLATONICALLY OF COURSE IM SO CASUAL ALL OF THE TIME DON'T EVEN WORRY
#theres no tension here dont even worry yourself#thats just the poor oxygen flow in the deathtrap ive just followed you into#because im so cool and casual as previously mentioned#oh my god alice please#step away from the horrors#really manifesting jonny keeping her alive so he can say his shitty lil tumblr humour through her (/pos)#tmagp vague#the magnus protocol#tmagp#alice dyer#tmagp spoilers#feel like im being overly cautious with that tag but maybe not ?#better safe than sorry and that#shes so gay#ik sams a bloke but like thats the most lesbian behaviour ive ever witnessed
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saw this post and was like JAKE LONG??? LOOK AT HIS LIL CUTE GRUMPY ROUND FACE i just had to do a little redraw 😭
and its an absolute travesty that Jake didn't get to roast Dr. Doofenshmirtz (im sure he would have such fire *snort* bangers)
also bonus doodle because ;3
#jake long#adjl#american dragon jake long#yes i watched one episode of chibiverse just specifically for that one second long appearance of jake lol#sorry for a very bad wacky drawing of marco haha#i cant write jokes and i cant roast people as;dfkj;dkadskds im so sorry for my shitty humour#besides noone could oblitirate poor Doof like Marcy did
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So you know how TMA is only digectic sound?
Yea this is my headcanon for how the ominous music got there.
Jon: Statement of Jonathan Sims- Tim: SASHA HE'S INTONING Jon: (singing) Creepy shit Creepy shit Speaker: OMINOUS MUSIC
#tma#the magnus archives#jon sims#jonathan sims#art#jon tma#my art#the magnus archives fanart#jarchivist#pasta's shitty humour#pasta scribbles#sasha james#sasha tma#tim stoker#timothy stoker#tim tma#tma season1#tma s1#tma headcanons#the magnus pod#the magnus institute#magnuspod#tma podcast#shitpost
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Mattcore
#the shitpost pile || forgive me my shitty sense of humour#hws canada#matthew || my country is winter
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On the train zooming! Might as well have wore a scuba suit with the weather though, going to go charity shop hunting for a cute waterproof trench coat so with me luck!
#Soo technically I didn't wake up till 9pm yesterday so the lack of sleep isn't a huge issue buttt I may have drank a bottle of wine#😶#technically with me sleep being flipped it isn't bad right?#tispy pup on an adventure!#imma be so sociable in the shops which is so off for me 😅😂#my dad would be proud#(my dad's an alcoholic)#is a joke#you can laugh#dark humour ahahaha#sort of grump i hid back in myself when i wasnt single#now i feel like i can post silly stuff again#what the heck brain#he did indicate he was a lil controlling (a reason i yeeted out of there) but he didnt outright say i couldn't post stuff#pup brain in a scramble egg#may haps have a lil drinky drinky with me in a bottle#im a big kid#im safe#a lil reckless behaviour is fine right?#i say out of all the things i could be doing to cope this is pretty tame right#ooo pups really going off showing that mental health side huh?#ahahah#im so normal and definitely not the problem#also yes he was the abysmal dicking but no that isnt way i yeeted myself out of there#well the lack of noticing i wasnt enjoying it/begging me to give consent again sort of was but shhhhhh#if you read all this i understand if you decide to unfollow 😂#also why do i feel more me in genral again#like i love being called they/them but he only ever called me she even after i talked about why i like they#sort of shitty he did but why did i just accept it and forget how comfy they them makes me#she is fine too but i pup not just a she
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To celebrate 10 years in this god forsaken fandom, I redrew the og art of my fave paranormal investigators !
Singles and small rant below cut :P
Cannot believe it’s been a damn decade. This fandom and these characters have done so much to shape me and help me turn into the person- and artist!!- I am today, and I am forever grateful for the friends I’ve made along the way. (You know who you are 😉)
I cannot believe young Gooze looked at Johnny Ghost and said Yeah, that’s my entire personality now, and then it WAS. Now I’m an inducted thespian with a love for dramatizing everything, and for doing stupid voices, and a buncha other stuff. I even took his name, Johnny/Ghost. Which I suppose a lot of us have, huh?
Anyway if you’re looking down here, hi, here’s the first ever piece of fanart young Gooze did (that I can find)
(Yes, that’s Ghost and Jimmy. And yeah it’s bad, but I was a very young child. Let’s appreciate how far I’ve come, yeah?)
#taleblr#johnny ghost#johnny toast#venturiantale#jesus christ i cannot believe its been 10 years#the impact this shit has had on me… lord…#i will never forgive Them for turning out the way they did#but i can continue to love these characters and the Things they gave me#my love for theatre and drama and improv and doing voices. my love for the paranormal. my entire sense of humour.#johnny ghost literally came to my house and transed my gender and forced me to be hella annoying the rest of my life#also fun fact Johnny Toast was my first ever fictional crush ! and now i call scratch (his model) my wife. so.#thats just funny to me. JHGHGHDFS#i realized the other day it has in fact been 10 years. since 2014. i remember young me sitting in class doodling the vt logo frm memory#shit blows me away. young me had no idea what i was getting into#watching that shitty lil gmod rp channel. had no idea the person it would turn me into.#taleblr fandom i love you. i give yall big smooches. yall are amazing and i thank yall for indulging my silly art#ik. i havent been posting art long. but yknow. still.
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Tags on this post really inspired me.
How mad do you think Heron was when some old dude showed up and interrupted her fun. How mad do you think BEAKLEY was?
#this is really quick and shitty but I had to get it on paper so to speak#art#my art#digital art#fanart#doodle#drawing#mature#adult humour#ducktales human au#ducktales#ducktales 2017#Scrooge McDuck#Scrooge mcduff#bentina beakley#beakley#mrs beakley#beakheron#ducktales au#au#sketch#shitpost#meme#joke#oh also this is their first meeting in my au. I’m ignoring the retcons in the first adventure lol
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A Christian Bale character?
BAtman the Christian Bale character?!?!?!
#leo says shit#batman#shitpost#funny#humour#humor#patrick bateman#christian bale#let’s pretend the art is shitty on purpose and not me trying my best
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I do kinda wonder how much older Ogata actually is from Yuusaku. All we know is that he was still a baby when he was born, and Ogata does have a canon birthday of Jan 22, but that really doesn't say much.
I just like to imagine the age gap between them is almost nonexistent. Less than 6 months at least. Adds fuel to the fire really. How annoying would it be to be called big brother by a kid who literally was born the same year as you
#golden kamuy#ogata hyakunosuke#I just think it adds to the humour of it all#and how shitty their dad is honestly#Anyways Ogata is a January baby and Yuusaku is an April baby change my mind#also fucked up to know that Ogata's canon age is probably 25 since he is canonly younger than Usami who we know for sure is 26#this guy is younger than me illegal
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Im not alright about that man
#honkai star rail#hsr fanart#welt yang#im not ok with that man#i love him way too much#verd#vervfe#HE DESERVES THE WORLD#proceed to take away every serious side of him and throw stupid shit in his character#because he deserve to catch a break#my son#sweet son#he witnessed 2029#of course he got the shitty humour
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i want french tips
#hellooooo heterosexual adjacent femininity#it went from shitty chipped back nailpolish on short ass nails cuz i play guitar (im not fucking gay)#then broken acrylics and a torn off nail#and now this#acc im still on the acrylics but i sanded them down and cut them and my nails been growing so#i am a changed woman#oh fuck i got grease stains on my project#this is like that academia shit whith coffee cup stains on paper#except sad and gross#like me fr#shitpost#philosophy#memes#thoughts#writing#sadg#sadgirl#dunny#dark humour#dark humor#funny#dark comedy
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Matt in Dutch History:
Matt in British history:
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not to be insane or anything but it really pisses me off when people say whit killed arei 💀 it is objectively never that serious but everytime i see someone come up with a theory or whatever it just shows such a fundamental misunderstanding of his character and not that I'm a veteran or anything but i just wanted to right some wrongs.
whit is not a killer. he exists in a sphere of kindness and prosperity and nothing else. people only think he's suspicious because we've been dispositioned to think every 'nice' character in danganronpa is secretly evil. whit does not have a facade, he's truly and 100% a good person.
looking back at some of his character defining moments it's so striking that he was one of the only people to give his kindness to the two people who were at the time not very nice people themselves. its striking that he doesn't reveal charles' secret in the first trial until he feels as though charles is comfortable enough for everyone to know and how he does the same thing with david in the second trial because it simply isn't his secret to tell.
he extends kindness to those who probably don't deserve it and actively is willing to put aside his own personal grievances in order to comfort someone when they’re in need. like, it's insane to me that you can look at all of that say "yep 💀 that guys definitely the killer!" HES A GOOD PERSON like literally what more do i have to say.
#i reblogged my first fanganronpa post and i felt so liberated and thats how this was born#bringing this back when it turns out he did in fact kill arei 💀#whit analysis who cheered#idk he's suvh a good character because hes fundamentally#despite the flaws a great person who puts others before himself time and time aga#ain#he puts himself in shitty positions constantly during the trials and he masks his uptake about wanting to throw others under the bus#as humour and sillies when its actually reallh deep and means so much to his character and him as a person#HE DOESNT WANT TO BE THE PERSON who uses someone else insecurity or secret against them to gain brownie points#even if not saying something would cosg him his life#like he cares so much about saving face and being a good person and giving people the benefit of a doubt#id argue that hes more likely to be a victim than a killer 💀 hes so trusting and it will probably bite him in the ass#anyways if you couldnt tell i love him so much#there's not enough whit young analysis actually#whit young#drdt#danganronpa despair time#drdt spoilers
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I want to thank all my 69 followers to help me reach this historical number.
You all look very nice today.
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This show is a comedy actually
#sin huellas#catalina pardo#shitty screencap posts (TM)#kjdhfjhsfkjhdkj this sent me#the big scary russian guy with a gun being super offended by being implied to be a racist lmaooooo#the translation actually doesn't do justice to camila's delivery#it was more like 'so you see a latino guy and... that's it you think he's my husband' idk it was funnier in spanish#this was the moment that sold me on her as cata#and the moment I knew this was going to be spanish wanted and I was gonna enjoy every minute of it#exactly the same brand of balancing humour with the extremely dire subject matter and situations the main characters found themselves in#*chef's kiss*
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wren rambles about the borderlands movie in tags
#so I went to the movie assuming it would be nothing like the games and be super shitty in general#I’ll preface with the statement that I’m generally pretty easy to please when it comes to movies#I go with the intention of enjoying myself and usually end up doing that#but my expectations were really low here#I genuinely really enjoyed this movie#some of the characterization fell short of the games but I expected that#the plot definitely deviates from the games#assuming this is meant to be Borderlands 1 timeline#but I liked how it came together#I found that the character differences made it easier to see this as its own story and not trying and failing to keep to the canon#the villain was eh but that’s because it wasn’t handsome Jack#frankly I find the first game very eh to begin with and this was certainly more interesting than that#as for the stuff I liked a lot#the cgi man#the settings and the creatures and the little details#really made it for me#I loved how the movie nods to things that it doesn’t need to for the story but did it anyway for the atmosphere and for the fans#the skags and the raak and the threshers were so cool#and just treated as part of the world and not something that even needed a ton of emphasis#like oh yeah watch out there’s threshers around here#the stickers on Marcus’ bus and the posters and graffiti did so much to build the world and atmosphere#I feel like it really matched the Borderlands tone of not taking itself seriously#and the world felt fleshed out rather than something we were being introduced to for the first time#overall I really liked it and will seek it out to watch more when it’s available#oh and claptrap wasn’t too gratuitous so that was nice#all his humour was really in character and not just showing off that they got Jack black to voice him#shit wren says#wren rambles#borderlands#borderlands movie
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