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daydrinking75 · 1 month ago

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i want french tips

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starry-bi-sky · 5 months ago

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Names, Marbles, and Fae-vors - More Lore on my Changeling Danny Au

In my last post I talked about the Infinite Realms and the three different planes existing inside it - the Long Far, Home to the Ancients and Celestial Beings. The Fey Wilds, Home of the Fey and other such Mythological Constructs. And the Ghost Zone, Home to the Mortal Spirits. - as well as three of the different ways beings inside the Infinite Realms can travel between planes; the Lake Portals, the Cave Tunnels, and the Starflare Currents. The Lake Portals and the Cave Tunnels don't have an official term for them yet, but I'll come up with something :).

In this post we'll be talking about some of the abilities of the fey! Specifically the things they're most popularly known for: their name stealing and etiquette thing.

For those who are not as well-versed in Fey Lore, or need a refresher, (and because I just want to yap infodump), one of the first rules you learn when interacting with the Fey is that you never, ever, say "thank you" or "I'm sorry" to them! Which is crazy, because they're really big on etiquette and being polite to each other, which is why one of their epithets is "the Good Neighbor/s". So why should you not say two phrases most commonly used when being polite to someone?

There are two big reasons for this, and the reason I'll be focusing on for this au is because, to the Fey, saying "Thank You" is acknowledgement of a debt that's owed to them. It turns the action or gift into something transactional, and results in a verbal contract that the receiver must then repay later down the line -- and whatever point in time, and with whatever the Fey they are indebted to sees fit. Whether that be food, valuables, or your firstborn child.

The other big reason is because some Fey just think it's rude, and view "thank you" as something that dilutes their act of kindness, and/or implies that they are there to serve you. One of the best summarizations I've seen for fey is that they're bros; they're doing this because they think you're friends -- or something similar to the sort. It's deeply insulting to do all these nice things for a friend, only for that friend to reveal that they don't view you the same way at all.

It's for similar reasons that you also shouldn't say, "I'm sorry" either, except instead of repaying a gift, you are now making reparations for a wrong you have done. A misdeed must be repaid in full, now how are you going to make it up to them? And also because well, I imagine that if saying "thank you" is seen as rude, "I'm sorry" is the exact same way because it dilutes the act.

If you're in a situation where you must say "thank you" or "i'm sorry" there are ways to get around it. "I'm grateful", "you're too kind", "I apologize", or "I feel regret" are just some examples I saw used.

NOW! How is this used in my Changeling AU? The Fey work by these same rules, the only difference is that I've added a physical aspect to it! If Fey are capable of stealing the abstract and turning the incorporeal corporeal, then lets run with it!

"Thank Yous" and "I'm Sorrys" are debts, and Fey can magically bound you into a verbal contract with that alone. However, it's not uncommon -- and actually pretty standard -- for Fey to weave the excess magic of that debt into something physical. They create these delicate-looking, iridescent threads that they then weave into their hair for decoration. And in some areas of the Fey Wilds, use it as a way to show off wealth and/or their own wit.

Ever heard of Fairy Hair? Yeah, same concept.

Debt Threads, as I am temporarily calling them, are thin and airy, and not that much thicker than gossamer. Since it's a debt that is intended to eventually be paid back, it's not practical -- nor is it seen as such -- to use the threads for anything more than temporary cosmetics. As a result, they're usually used for decorating the hair, but some crafty fey use their threads to decorate other appendages, or as form of makeup. Despite their dainty appearance, the threads are actually very sturdy and can only be unweaved by the Fey that created it.

You can, technically, take back your debt thread. However, the threads are made using excess magic of the debt, and not made of the magic of the debt itself, which is why it's so thin and airy. So if you do manage to get it, congrats! All you've got is some pretty string and a pissed off feyrie whose hair you probably just yanked out.

Danny's managed to accrue a few "debts" before he realizes he's a fey, mostly from his friends and sister -- although there are a few from his parents, and some from the other student body from when he was unknowingly and instinctually doing Fey Bullshit. As a result, he starts forcing Sam and Tucker and Jazz to stop thanking him for things, and typically makes them repay him through petty, menial stuff. Like getting him food, or buying him a small but relatively inexpensive trinket he's been eyeing for a while. Never usually anything super important - it's his own way of apologizing for indebting them to him in the first place.

As for his parents... well, he'll hold onto those debts for now. Having a way to magically get them off his back with no questions asked is a boon he's pretty willing to keep close to his chest, and no amount of persuasion will convince him otherwise. Sorry Jazz, Fey side wins out on this one. As for some of the students he's got, Danny manages to psych himself up and release some of them from their contracts without repayment -- even if it makes his bones itch.

AND NOW THE NAMES! You never give a Fey your name because they say everything literally. "Can I have your name?" is a literal question -- they are asking for your name, and thus ownership over you. The other thing is that Names have power, if a fey knows your Full Name they can make you do things for them -- however it goes both ways so you could do the same thing if you learn a Fey's name.

Knowing a Name and owning a Name are two different things, with owning a Name being, naturally, more dangerous as you are basically submitting yourself to permanent indentured servitude, among other things. Knowing a Name can be risky because it results in being more susceptible to fey charms, enchantments, and requests.

But! I digress! Just like how Thank Yous and I'm Sorrys can be turned into a physical object, so can Names! This is not obligatory, nor is it recommended to do often because unlike debt threads, these can be taken back, but it happens!

Names can be trapped in these little, colorful glass-like orbs -- marbles, they're marbles/pearls. They can be trapped in what are basically magic marbles, and just like debt threads, be used for decoration. They're more versatile though, and are used for different things since unlike debt threads, the pearls are meant to be permanent! They make beautiful jewelry, since the pearls come in various different colors depending on the person it once belonged to, and the intent behind its creation.

The marbles have a hard outer shell, with the cores having a fluid, shimmery appearance. Look up liquid core dice, and Name Marbles have a similar appearance, just more... ethereal, with different shades of the same color swirling inside. Not two pearls look the same, and even ones that have similar colors or appearances have subtle differences in them that are imperceptible to the mortal eye. Some pearls look like the deepest trenches of the ocean, blacks and dark blues swirling around each other as flecks of bioluminescence float inside. While others look like a lilac winter sunset, with hand-held purples bleeding into pink and gold.

Convincing Danny to return the Names he's gotten is harder than convincing him to absolve the debts. It takes a lot more psyching up on his part to actually do it, and more verbal coaxing and negotiating on his friends' part. Because on an instinctual fey level, those names are rightfully his. For all intents and purposes, he was given those names freely and without reservation, and so to be told that he has to return what were essentially gifts to him is... deeply distressing.

Lots of cognitive dissonance there. His human-raised brain and morals know why he needs to give them back, and he feels bad for owning them. But his new changeling-baby fey-brain is deeply upset at the prospect, and is a liittle bit stronger than the once-human part of him. He rapidly becomes overwhelmed when trying to convince himself to return the Names. He does, eventually, end up doing it, but he's unwillingly upset the whole time.

#changeling danny au #danny fenton is not the ghost king #danny phantom au #danny fenton #danny phantom #fey danny fenton #changeling danny #dpxdc crossover #dpxdc #i think dpxdc would have a blast with fey danny so im including them akjldfh #Convincing danny to return the names is like convincing a toddler to give up a toy they really want. which really isn't that far off #considering danny's a baby fey during all this. you are literally taking what is technically a toy from a baby.#and danny's baby fey brain is throwing a tantrum as a result. 'mine mine mine!'. its a complicated situation because on one hand danny #*does* genuinely want to return the names. he feels incredibly gross owning people and guilty that he even has them in the first place #but at the same time he feels incredibly averse to even the idea that he has to give them back. it feels unfair. he was given those #names! those are HIS names! its as if someone just gave him a gift and then went 'oops nevermind give it back'! he's incredibly offended #especially over the fact that they just want him to *give* them back without anything in return? those are valuable! what is he getting #out of this? satisfaction? great cool except he doesn't feel satisfied! he just feels hurt and sad and frustrated and robbed. one of the #cons of being a fey. being a fey is all fun and games until it isn't because he was human for 14 years of his life and now he isnt anymore #and this is just one of the many reminders of his changed physiology.

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addamii · 1 year ago

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Some resurrection beast sketches I did while procrastinating working on my animatic

Uncolored under the cut :)

#the locked tomb #varun the eater #resurrection beast #none of the other ones have names and that makes me sad #I drew all the ones with descriptions #(except the gross one)#and my interpretation of varun #monster design #tw body horror #tw blood #addamii’s art

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captainsparklefingers · 2 years ago

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You know what I love?

(and by love I mean am emotionally crushed by?)

We've now seen Vax and Vex's connected threads of fate severed. They're on different paths now, not fated to always be connected, because now Vax's fate is directly tied to the Matron of Ravens (to death).

And you know what else?

Vax is the only one in the opening who doesn't see or react to the thread of fate. All of Vox Machina does, save him.

Vax is the only one who won't have the same fate as the rest of his friends and family. He's destined to be on a separate path from the rest of them. Vox Machina gets to stay together. They're all connected. No matter how much he may want to be, Vax doesn't have that connection. And one day, he'll have to walk away to where his thread of fate leads him to. To the Matron. To death. To divinity.

Without his family.

....I think I'm gonna go lie down now.

#the legend of vox machina #tlovm #tlovm spoilers #critical role #critical role spoilers #vax'ildan #the champion of ravens #the matron of ravens #the raven queen #*GROSS SOBBING*#they're all connected except for him! they all get to stay together #EXCEPT FOR HIM #IT'S SET UP SO WELL #between this and the multiple visible separations between the twins in the first three episodes #they're making it so clear theyre gonna end on different roads #and that vax's is completely separate from them and they'll lose him one day to it #(and it'll be a long long time until they can all be together again after that)#i think i need to stop thinking about sad things #there's too many of them in fiction and in the real world and I don't care for it.

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kylarsobsession · 1 year ago

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me minding my own business getting ready for bed when I realize one of the newer things added to dol was losing noncon encounters after fighting back has a chance of the person pissing on you......oh Whitney. Whitney when I. Whitney when I Get you. Whitney look at me.

#talking doll #“when I get you” I say as if it's me doing the pissing #I haven't encountered this except for once #And I can't even remember if that was me or a reddit post I saw #PLEASE tell me it's with Anyone .....#If I don't get ANY Whitney piss I'll be so sad #whitney the bully #degrees of lewdity #Like look at him you KNOW!!!! he would piss on you #Bro would probably- ok actually like most definitely do it even if you're dating if you ask him nicely...#Aka he says he'll entertain your gross fantasy if you beg him enough 🤤#Sorry. My thoughts. My demons.#Anyways he should piss On me and In my mouth and also make me piss myself and and and #Red dot appears on my forehead

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arsonisticscholar · 2 months ago

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So a big nose on a brown girl is pretty and ethnic and aesthetic and cultural but a big nose on a white girl is ugly,,,

#like #normalizing traits associated with poc is good until it’s still considered weird or ugly on non poc #bc you’re not normalizing the features you’re making exceptions #when a brown girl has hyperpigmentation it’s ok because that’s a part of her skin and it’s natural but when my skin is darker around my #nailbeds is because my hands are dirty or it’s weird or I need to take better care of my hands or it isn’t supposed to look like that #brown girl: has puffy frizzy dark hair that clearly wasn’t taken care of well for a long time #everyone else: oh this is such a tragedy and an instance of racial discrimination and cultural erasure #while girl: has puffy frizzy dark hair that clearly hasn’t been well taken care of for a while #everyone else: um ew that’s gross you need to straighten your hair or something #when brown girls due their hair blonde to fit into beauty standards it’s sad but when a white girl does it she’s improving herself #it’s just a shame that when a poc is bulleid for their traits it’s racism #but when a white person is bullied for having traits that are associated with poc it’s just bullying #and those traits are still considered ugly

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crush-like-that · 1 year ago

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i have been thinking about byler and millow.... so much (stares at my sketchbook)

#will and willow are friends #to ME #to me they are friends and they get along and they just UNDERSTAND the sad queer experience together #the look through each other's sketchbooks that are filled to the bring with drawings of mike/michelle and they understand #they talk about mike and michelle and they just understand #they listen to each other's mix tapes and they understand #oh yeah and willow sits very still and lets butterflies n bugs crawl on her and will draws all of them (except for the gross ones)#(willow glares at the gross bugs and blows them up with her mind)#byler #millow

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chiistarri · 7 months ago

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if you ever want to get over a boy think ab him laughing ab u to his friends

#its such an ick like ugh bruh #its not even sad atp its just like. grow up. grow a pair or whatever ykwim #ik my recent one wouldnt but thinking ab him doing that makes me so grossed out that i genuinely dont like him anymore #like sorry i liked you cs u were cute. dont need to shittalk me ykwim #mb this stuff happened in middle school so im highkey coping but its helping me soo #im literally making a face w my eye twitching whenever i imagine someone i was nice to talking ab me. like gross bruh what #i only talk down ab ppl who've done bad to me and even then its just their actions. like not them themselves ykwim #except this one girl but i think i can be allowed an exception every now and then #laughing ab someone trying is so fucking gross im actually gagging #godbless im over this boy now #post #erics tag #delete later

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slutforsidewalks · 8 months ago

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I don't care about the long-term negative effects of chronic stress, I care about the short term one of all my dreams being horrendous and bad and full of situations that I can't win

#em overshares #this is like the 5th night in a row that i have had dreams where i set out to fulfill a task and am unable to! or the end result is off!#sang a wonderful folk song about a whale but was ultimately unable to find and befriend it #became the proud owner of a Car that is Big Enough for my Belongings but lost them all and now i live there #had terrible sex :/#helped watch someone's cat but they told me he eats plain pasta for dinner and i got sad #on a road trip with my parents and my tires were flat but we couldn't exit the highway and I got pulled over #i am sure im missing some other weird scenarios that my mind has created to make sure my sleep is as unfulfilling as being awake #anyway sorry for over sharing and mentioning sex (a thing many people do and have. except when /I/ talk about it im Gross)#oh wait no i remembered another scenario #having to have sleepovers at people's houses that i barely know so im always uncomfortable and feel bad asking for a glass of water #anyway dream Me is going through it

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casimania · 10 months ago

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If I had a nickel for every time my psychologist stared me straight in the eyes as she cracked open the DSM 5 after I brought up some issue I had in a self deprecating way that minimised said issue, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Me 🤝 Having zero self awareness over my problems

#talking tag #first it was AVPD I literally shat on myself the whole time like ‘I have this mind anxiety I can’t deal with because I’m stupid and ugly’#and she literally fucking slammed this big ass book on her desk and went do at least 4 of these statements resonate with you?#Except all of them did and she knew 😭#now it was like ‘ah ah my whole life has been a battle against food I’m so weak willed and gross it’s a bit tiring tho’#and she asked to elaborate and then we just started at each other as she grabbed the book again and went ‘So do any of these statements…’#the funny/sad thing is that I know about eating disorders. I know what disordered eating looks like.#but if I don’t have someone walk me through it I’m just like ‘Oh I’m just built wrong and horrible which is why I can’t do things normally #and struggle and suffer but it’s not like I need help to deal with it because there’s nothing wrong with me I’m just subhuman😊’#I’m just full of disorders and some of them want me to believe I don’t have any I’m just Wrong™ in an unchangeable way #It’s actually something that came up with the psychiatrist too. It’s not like I believed meds don’t work for people #it’s that in my head the way I was wasn’t changeable it was intrinsically me #mhhh personality disorders are so fun

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kenobihater · 2 years ago

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got blocked by someone i used to be mutuals with in the s/ilm fandom and who wrote some of my fave fics back in the day and discovered that it's most likely bc they're out here shipping literal first cousins and i'm vocally against that

#pouring one out for their good taste!#gonna b honest this fandom in particular grosses me tf out & has made it SO hard 2 curate my experience bc of how prevalent this shit is #if you're in the fandom you KNOW what ship(s) i'm talking abt. the most popular one isn't 1st cousins but half cousins & is STILL GROSS LOL #if you EVER have to say 'they're only TECHNICALLY related' in any case except ar/agorn n ar/wen you're too far gone for me to help u #anyways i'm not mad abt this whole thing just sad. that person was such a good writer. oh well!

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floral-hex · 1 year ago

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oof, super cute emo girl with big mushroom earrings working at the gas station, and then I saw her a couple of hours later at the walmart nearby 😩

#I’m yearning HARD #I feel creepy tho. I wasn’t stalking! it was just a weird coincidence lady I swear! I needed snacks and both places are nearby!#but like… what a good look #and I was wearing my old My Chemical Romance shirt so I was internally like I’m cool! I’m down with the sad times! am I cool to you!?#I get it! I used to go to hardcore shows! I was straightXedge! I roadied for local bands! I had a devilock! I’m cool! I swear!#I had a shitty MySpace punk band! I wore all black! I’m just older now! I’m still punk!#I don’t care about anything! except how you perceive me!#I miss early 2000s emo girls #listen… if you’re an emo/goth/punk girl/(and/or)just a generally weird girl… hi I want to marry you #but also awesome big mushroom earrings #so so cool #this is kind of cringe #ugghhh gross #I’m gross!#neediness is gross #and I’m just like… super needy now #yearning and lonely #but whatever… I got coffee and that’s… that’s just as good as human companionship right? right?#you know it’s bad when you’ve been thinking about dating apps again but I CAN NOT allow myself to open those back up #I don’t need that kind of pain #ugggghhhhhhhhhh… gross. my heart is gross.#I need to be fucking held you assholes! don’t judge me!#it’s been like about 100° in arkansas lately so I’ve been extra gross and sweaty and ugly feeling.#fuck you sun you subpar star #I’m sorry. yeah this is kind of cringe but it’s my blog so… I guess we can both deal with it. together. if you want 🥺#oh well 🤷🏻‍♂️ it is what it is #ok I love you bye FOREVER!#if you even care 😒😒😒#you can ignore this #text

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kindacreepy-kindaugly · 7 months ago

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I should rewatch the first season of made for love probably

#screencaps everything #i should NOT apparently look at the tag cause everyone's a byron apologist :)))))#boohoo she did to him what he was gonna do to her even though he felt BAD about it #like do you seriously think he woulda let her go #this man drove the ex that got away into a permanent state of psychosis level paranoia where she can't leave the psych ward she lives in #cause everywhere else there is phones or other technology which means he could be watching #like i didn't necessarily like the ending either but the kinda person who doesn't think twice about wiping a person's mind #to make her what he wants her to be (in love w/ him n obedient) bc he 'loves' her #doesn't just suddenly start seein others as PEOPLE he literally only felt a slight bit of remorse cause he wasn't gettin what he wanted #like it's ok that you wanna fuck him! it's ok you think you coulda fixed him! but makin hazel out as worse or anywhere near as bad #cause she did what he was gonna do to him except for survival instead of cause she thinks she owns other people #is just fucking gross #'she coulda just left!!!' & spent the rest of her life wondering if anything she experiences is real or manufactured to get her to come bac #you really expect someone to be a moral beacon of righteousness after a decade of nonstop captivity & manipulation #but the person who did that to her looks a little bit upset n has a potentially fabricated sad backstory so he deserves a second chance #she tried leaving. that's literally the startin premise of the entire show.#n how'd that go for her huh??#ok rant over #spdrvent #*did what he was gonna do to her #i can't fucking do pronouns apparently

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fallencelsetial · 7 months ago

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I’m sad.

And I’m so angry about it.

#irl post #UUUUUGH #I’m sad and crying #but we can’t have that!#we are not allowed to be sad and crying!!#that is for weak people!!!#you are not weak and never will be weak #except hi #I am weak #I’m baby #it’s gross #and there’s nothing we can do about so suck it up #uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh #can you just like…go lay on the floor?#and not think about anything #that would be beneficial

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thewispsings · 4 months ago

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please date my sister in law | max verstappen

pairing: max verstappen x reader

summary: the one where charles won’t rest until he gets his fiancée’s sister a boyfriend.

liked by maxverstappen1, yoursistersuser, 806,026 others!

charles_leclerc: are you a hot and single guy OR woman in monaco looking for the perfect lady? well boy do i have good news for you! here we have yn ln, my sister-in law, she’s VERY single, likes long walks on the beach, napping, eating, and knitting. if you are interested please comment below! SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY.

view comments below!

yourusername: what the fuck is this charles

charles_leclerc: this is me getting you a boyfriend?

yourusername: NO CHARLES THIS IS JUST NO. @/yoursistersuser TAKE HIS PHONE?

yoursistersuser: I HAVE BUT HE JUST KEEPS BUYING MORE

charles_leclerc: i cannot be stopped

user1: i’m interested?

charles_leclerc: no you are too ugly

yourusername: cha please stop

charles_leclerc: i will stop once i get you a nice PRETTY boyfriend

yoursistersuser: love, please delete this

charles_leclerc: i would do anything for you… except deleted this. yn needs a bf, she’s been to lonely lately

yoursistersuser: but this doesn’t help her get a boyfriend charles

charles_leclerc: but it will!! have faith

user2: he’s trying to sell her like she’s a dog?? 😭

user3: “likes long walks on the beach, napping, eating” IS SHE A DOG CHARLES??

user4: this is borderline weird and thoughtful at the same time

user5: charles get engaged and goes crazy

user6: i’m interested!

charles_leclerc: no you are far too short

yourusername: what’s the point of this if you’re just going to reject everyone

charles_leclerc: i need to pick someone suitable, i don’t need someone ugly or short ruining my wedding pictures

yourusername; then how about you delete this and don’t have to worry about “someone ugly or short ruining my wedding pictures”

charles_leclerc; but i don’t want you alone and sad in the pictures either!

user7: yn doesn’t have a bf?? she’s gorgeous

user8: charles you work with 19 perfectly rich, fine, and tall?? (not really, depends) men, set her up with them

user9: girl half of those men are taken

user8: okay so like 8 rich, fine, and tall (??) men, those are still lots of chances

oscarpiastri: what is going on?

charles_leclerc: are you interested oscar? because you’d be my top pick.

oscarpiastri: i’m too busy with racing for relationships right now, sorry!

yourusername: i just got rejected in front of the whole world through my brother-in law. CHARLES PLEASE STOP THIS

user9: hey so this is crazy!

user10: it’s cute that he cares enough about this too make a whole post

yourusername: charles please stop i’m getting so many dick pics

user12: gross

user13: oh that’s not…

user14: #freeyn

user15: why is he trying to sell her like a dog

user16: if this actual works, i fear we will never hear the end of it from charles

charles_leclerc: all those who are sending dick pics to my sister-in law WILL be reported for harassment. you are lucky my fiancé is holding me back from posting your small dicks all over social media.

user17: POST THE SMALL DICKS CHARLES, DO IT

user18: STOP HOLDING HIM BACK!! LET HIM BE FREE

user19: when he’s protective over his soon to be family >>

user20: three days into summer break and charles has gone crazy

yourusername: i gave you permission to propose to my sister and this is how you repay me?

yoursistersuser: we’re stuck with him for this rest of our lives 😓

yourusername: please, don’t remind me.

user21: “guy or woman” is yn gay?

charles_leclerc: yes! she is half homosexual :)

yourusername: jesus charles

charles_leclerc: what? it’s true!

danielricciardo: can you do one of these post for me?

charles_leclerc: you are rich, tall and buff. no.

charles_leclerc; @/maxverstappen1, @/georgerussell63, @/oscarpiastri, @/carlossainz55, @/alex_albon, @/danielricciardo, @/landonorris who’s interested? 😁

alex_albon; nope

danielricciardo: this weird mate

oscarpiastri; i’ve already said no

landonorris: no thank you

carlossainz55: no thank you

georgerussell63: shakes head

yourusername; kill me now

charles_leclerc: okay. whatever. i don’t care.

carlossainz55: he cares

charles_leclerc: on a completely totally unrelated note @/maxverstappen1, join me for coffee tomorrow morning?

maxverstappen1: sure 👍

— cafe near charles house, 9am, on the dot.

— max verstappen has posted a new story!

[caption: nice cafe 👍]

story responses:

charles_leclerc: hehehehe 😈

user22: SO YOU AND YN WERE HANGING OUT??

user23: that twitter user wasn’t lying??!?!??

user24: charles set you and yn up huh 😼

danielricciardo: who goes to a cafe and gets tea?

maxverstappen1: yn does. and then i felt awkward ordering something else.

danielricciardo: it’s been years and she still makes you nervous?? 🤣

maxverstappen1: shut it

landonorris: i’m surprised you didn’t run away in fear when you say her instead of charles

maxverstappen1: so does everyone just know about charles plan or what?

landonorris: pretty much yeah!

liked by charles_leclerc, maxverstappen1, landonorris, and 501,026 others!

yourusername: july and august photo dump 👍

view comments below!

charles_leclerc: my wedding is in a week, why are you posting on instagram and not freaking out?

yourusername: i can multitask

charles_leclerc: maybe you having a bf was a bad idea, you are too distracted 😑

yourusername; lalalala can’t hear you

user23: boyfriend you say? 😏

user24: 2 months and shes been seen "hanging out" with max more then 10 times, AND she justs posted jimmy or sassy (i cant tell the difference) what are you tryna say yn?

user25: man i can’t believe charles actually got yn a boyfriend

user26: and it’s MAX. like his max.

user27: how do yall even know theyre dating?

user25: context clues babes

user28: this is the closest we’ll get to yn and max making it “official”

user29: i feel like if they go to the wedding together, that’ll be them making it “official”

user30: oh definitely

maxverstappen1: puzzles are hard

yourusername: they’re easy when you focus on

maxverstappen1: how can i focus when i when i have a gorgeous woman should as yourself near me?

landonorris: that was smooth man 👏

maxverstappen1: thank you, i’ve been practicing

user31: and people are still saying they aren’t together??

user32: people want them to post a story wirh the caption “this is us making it official” 💀 like babes this is the best we’re going to get

user33: i can’t believe the wedding of the century is in ONE WEEK??

user34: it feels like just yesterday when charles accidentally told the whole world he was engaged

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yourusername: today, my sister married an idiot

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user35: that wedding was so fucking gorgeous

user36: charles and yn planned the whole thing?? fuck f1 we need them as party planners

yourusername: planning this wedding was the most stressful thing in my fucking life. i never want to plan anything ever again

user37: well the wedding was beautiful so, worth it?

user38: i was expecting a much more emotional caption

user39: she got all her emotions out during her speech 😭

user40: OMG HER SPEECH WAS THE CUTEST THING. “charles you have changed mine and my sisters life for the better. you have introduced me to someone who makes me feel like i’m on cloud 9.” THE CAMERA PANS TO MAX??? “i know we joke and what not, but… i don’t know, just…thank you for making me feel like family.” TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE “i love you both so much,” I CRIED, CHARLES CRIED, EVERYONE CRIED

user41: we will never get that amount of emotion from yn ever again

user42: i will enjoy it while it last

yoursistersuser: i did indeed marry an idiot.

yourusername: it’s okay tho! we still like him

charles_leclerc: awwwww 🥰🥰

user43: charles just ignoring the idiot part

user44: it’s been a good day. yn and max made itt official, charles got married, and the wedding was gorgeous

user45: f1 twt has never been so peaceful

user46; RIGHT??? everyone’s just celebrating the marriage

maxverstappen1: will we have a big wedding?

yourusername: absolutely not. unless charles plans it by himself, we’re getting married in a courthouse

charles_leclerc: are you serious? you’ll let me plan your wedding?

yourusername: you proved yourself with this wedding so yes

charles_leclerc: AHHHHHH OMG OMG OMG I HAVE TO GET STARTED

user47: first it started with him trying to get her a bf, now he’s planning her wedding

user48: i feel like a proud mom watching her kids grow up 😢

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esotericismmm · 1 year ago

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It’s so over 💀💀💀💀

#found out my fp is living with a girl 💀#vent #don’t rb #he’s probably been texting less and not able to make plans bc he’s busy with her I feel sick #I have no right to he isn’t mine but hhhhhhhh #my heart is broken and I can’t even tell anyone #every day is April fools day when you’re attracted to men #I wish he wasn’t literally perfect and wonderful and makes me feel alive and valued #everyone in my life has managed to make me feel gross and disgusting #except him ofc #but he also sleeps with lots of girls and has lots of friends #I feel very insignificant and a minor part of his life he doesn’t have to think about #he’s literally my favorite person and I think about him every day #I know I’m not nearly as important to him #sex doesn’t mean anything to him #but it meant everything to me #im really sad #I’m trying to be normal #but I think being sad and jealous and angry is normal #idk anymore #I wish I didn’t care #wish I could just be happy for him #he probably has no intentions of keeping me around long term as friends anyway #im being sensitive and dramatic I think #atleast I have the knowledge I’m the only boy he’s slept with #knowledge I’m trying really hard not to make me feel dysphoric #I hate him and want to kill him #I like him so much

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