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Art challenge redraw this ugly ass picture to prove that literally anyone can draw better than butch hartman
Its so hideous it like actuallg haunts me
#jack noir#karkat vantas#dirk strider#???#dave strider but as the sludge#my scared ass#im not srs ab the art challenge thing#but like if you actually do it please tag me in it#it would be funny#homestuck
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I gave magnuts long hair
I posted this on Twitter and TikTok but TikTok ruined the quality I'm going to die
I need him carnally
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red flags!
#gempearl#trafficshipping#? could be platonic too who knows#semi continuation to that werewolf gem drawing i did a bit ago!!!#i love making up random scenarios in my head#when will they have a proper conversation in this series#billy knows whats up#shinyduo#eydidraws#my art#mcyt#trafficblr#its funny because i have a matching comic but its gem being scared of moth 5am pearl but i fear the wings kicked my ass and i cant finish i#also wanted to practice drawing tilly / billy !!!#wolf moment...#wild life smp#pearlescentmoon#geminitay
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my sweet old man who is genuinely too kind for the world he lives in :(
#decadentart#bloodborne#retired hunter djura#he makes me so sick hes actually so fucking sweet when i think about it#Yes i gave her a skirt. whenever i draw the people of old yharnam i slways give tbem little accesories :)#the colors are a bit wonky because i intially drew it Reeaaalllyy Dark also idk i picked out some weird ass colors for the pallete#every time you shoot him off that tower an angel looses its wings#legimitately got upset when i killed him for his set#made sure he didnt fall to his death though. thats called bullying when you knock him off btw#also yeah i hc that the beasts are chill w him . and slso he knows all of their names#first maintagged art on this blog. shudders. i hope the fans dont eat me alive im serious you guys scare me#the halo was necessary btw#so anxiousâŠ. SEND IT! RAHHH!!! MY AUTISM BLAST GO!
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put some pants on. slut
#my art#ultrakill#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#straka's shitposts#scared his gay ass for a second there huh#i want to finish serious art. i am working on the gay wrath fueled robot yuri#but at heart i am a machine that turns free time into the dumbest sketches known to man#suggestive#i guess???#i mean iâve drawn worse but
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Vi before seeing the banners outside
Vi after
Sis is mad bro...
#arcane vi#vi arcane#arcane#yearning my ass tf did she become livid enough to punch a mirror for#im scared#ppl talking about whos side they will take in the divorce and yeah i would pick vi anyway#kiramman crest done pissed her off#and its a clear sign that martial law has gone into effect#like yesh pretty good reason to be mad if ur gf is possibly becoming tyrannical and working with expansionists
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Sokka and Zuko get SO much funnier when you remember this is both of their first times talking to another teenage boy in years. Sokka had all the other boys leave the tribe when he was little and Zuko just hasnât talked to other teenage boys. They wanna be friends but have absolutely no clue how to talk to other teenagers. I love them so much.
#Sokka#Sokka Alta#atla sokka#atla#atla zuko#zuko#avatar the last airbender#it cracks me up#little lonely asses đ#zuko atla#Zuko and Sokka#Sokka and Zuko#zukka#i love them so much#they mean so much to me#you cannot convince me Sokka wasnât ecstatic when he realized another teenager was joining the Gaang#Zuko trying to be nice#and Sokka desperately trying not to infodump so he doesnât scare zuko away#Zuko was probably bummed Sokka was a little younger too#but still like ââAnother teen boy whoâs kinda chill how do I converse where is my uncle Help.
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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a âi have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HERâ#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of âyour wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)â#or âtrophy đđ WIFEâ#or possibly a âreturn to wife if lostâ#or âi have a SMOKIN HOT wifeâ#or âim the BOSS til my WIFE gets homeâ#or â5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your bodyâ#or âi go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPSâ#or even at worst. â my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOSTâ#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a âproud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFEâ shirts @ heaven meetings#or âiâm not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITYâ#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even âim not GAY but my WIFE isâ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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omg I can finally spill my guts about my Liu Qingge headcannons
He's not the one who does his hair most of the time, cause if it was left to him he would only have a fuckass ponytail, no long bang or braid in sight. Liu Mingyan definitely comes over to help him out in the morning (and by morning I mena like 4 in the morning cause the Liu sibs both seem like the type to be morning people)
Also when he's feeling really really irritated, he hunts down Binghe to spar with him (aka beat the shit out of him with no repercussions haha)
i just thought of this ask as this
(he definitely does seek out Luo Binghe like that dog that wants to nip your ankels everytime it sees you)
#archerdoodles#myart#my laptop is giving me trust issues with the funky ass connections and wifi#and i'm a lil scared for my files#liu qingge and liu mingyan my goats#they will bless my laptop and give it the strength it needs
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giving my homemade red guy body dysmorphia at buffalo wild wingsâą
#i put him in my little overall pocket#i like how fuvked up his eyes look my friend did a really good job#anyway. he started crying and i put him back in my pocket. no more wings for you#dhmis#ignore my ugly ass hands#donât hug me iâm scared
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More of her with different tattoos cuz the old ones didnât really fit the lore
#art#fanart#my art#original art#Splatoon#Splatoon au#Splatoon samurai au#samurai au#au#splatoon shiver#shiver Splatoon#shiver hohojiro#traditional#itâs 3 am#artistic nudity should be normalized for once cuz I know that this may be an exaggeration#but Iâve seen so many people be like âoh nooo an asscheek đšđšđšâ come on guys itâs just muscle#and I donât wanna show her ass I wanna show her tattoos đđ but anyway Iâm too scared to do that so not yet
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Sabo really got that serial killer rizz about him
Like look at those eyes. Those are the eyes of a man that has several things wrong with him and he's about to make each and every one of them and this rusty pipe, your problem.
Fucking two steps away from "you wanna know how i got these scars", ass look.
He goes from so adorable, bending so koala can put on his hat, to I have not a single polite gene in my body and I will destroy you mentally before I destroy you physically to Just straight beating people's asses with a pipe like a thug
I'm obsessed with him.
#beware of blonde men my friend. They aint ever good#Sorry him holding up the marine vice admiral's mask while he is engulfed in flames is literally peak psychopath behaviour#out here tryna give rank and file marines nightmaresđ#koala#come get your man he's scaring the hoes#he and zoro have the same kind of mocking tone like it's enough you're gonna beat my ass don't have to be rude about it.#revolutionary sabo#sabo#kc watches#dressrosa#asl brothers#asl trio#marines one piece#revolutionary army#one piece#op#one piece funny#one piece shitpost#lol#one piece meme#one piece meta
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contrary to popular belief I love scrolling tumblr and seeing porn on my dash in public. Why the fuck are you looking at my phone? Mind your business
#unimportant thoughts#scared your kid will see?#teach your kid to mind their fucking business đ«¶đ»#Hope that helps#You see my boy shaking ass with a plug in when i open my Snapchat? Die mad#why the fuck are you looking at my phone
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Something that's funny to me is how the fandom has decided that ĂolofinwĂ« is physically stronger than FĂ«anor based soley on the fact that he fought Morgoth and wounded him, while ignoring that the only reason FĂ«anor didn't fight Morgoth 1v1 is because Morgoth was litterally shaking and crying while hiding in his evil castle at the sheer thought of FĂ«anor reaching him, so he sent like 10 Balrogs to deal with him instead.
#the silmarillion#jrr tolkien#feanorians#fëanor#fingolfin#morgoth#silm#we don't have enough evidence one way or the other#feanor didn't get to 1v1 morgoth#but nolo didn't go 10v1 with balrogs#morgoth was also scared of nolo but came out because he was being insulted#but i bet all my money that feanor insulted his ass too lol#powerscaling them is stupid anyway this ain't mha#but just between you and me arafinwe would lose
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=> fight (your husband)
#dungeons and daddies#dndads#normal oak#taylor swift dndads#normal oak swallows garcia#dndads spoilers#dndads s2#who's ready to return to our roots (unfortunate child fight rings)#i for one am scared lol#i'm a firm believer in clerics kicking ass but i'm sooo concerned#my artwork
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headcanon (circa Scottish safe house) that whenever the archivist complained about being hungry, either for statements or just general Human Hunger, Martin gives him a little tidbit of his trauma like "does this help? am I helping??" and the answer is always no.
"Martin, that time you got locked in a closet for like an hour because the handle broke isn't connected to any of the fears"
"You weren't there"
#âI can see it exactly in my mind from an omniscient perspective. you were fineâ#âBUT I WAS SCAREDâ#âYOU'RE ALWAYS SCARED. YOU CAN'T JUST TELL ME ABOUT A TIME WHEN YOU WERE SCARED THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKSâ#âUNGREATFUL ASS. IM SLEEPING ON THE COUCHâ#also can't stop drawing jon in big flowy shirts. pirate man#the magnus archives#jonmartin#jmart#jarchivist#martin blackwood#doodle
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