#my pronouns are nor/mal

[nottabee]

JACK NOT HOMOPHOBIC CONFIRMED????

[softboyenoch]

this is what i think of whenever i see y’alls queer peculiar headcannons

[tsundereition]

omg guys proshipper isn't "basic dni criteria", like that list is supposed to represent actual irl issues(*), not some 2020 internet discourse. you guys are so annoying like if you're uncomfortable interacting with proshippers i understand and respect it, although you probably have a very twisted idea of what the word means (would make a separate post abt it but there are hundreds already). but please don't equate it to actual crimes. (*)also do you seriously think that a bigot troll is going to read your dni and be magically expelled from your strong aura. if anything it's going to make them want to harass you more. it's obvious that those lists are just a pose like "if i don't put racists dni they're gonna think i'm racist" NO aaagh you don't have to over-specify(?) everything about you when interacting online can we please go back to being normal istg. reject modernity embrace not writing a dni list and just blocking people like a normal person <3

[junkerburner]

comic update tommorow, come check out @secretsofhurricanecomic tommorow at 2:00 pm EST to watch this guy be the epitome of normal!

[gemharvest]

I'm seeing that regular users are finally getting the new Discord username system I think I'm gonna be nauseoussssss..

[ride-thedragon]

I know it's not, but if they were normal, it could be.

Credit for gifs @branstarksource

they would’ve been the best rulers westeros has ever seen

[rainbowxocs]

Kyrie. You are an occult! You're a dhampir! You're just as immortal as Phillip is!

Nope. I’m not. I’m normal.

[benetnvsch]

Man- Im in a gender and psychology class bc ,,, I though it'd be interesting,,, but I severely underestimated my classmates abilities of just being Fucking Imbeciles

[callibones]

what makes neopronoun hypotheticals fun is the plausible deniability. when a cis person says "haha what about actually using nor/mal?" be quiet. when i, a robotgirl, imagine the possibility of if/then pronouns? you KNOW im in my head going "if goes to the store and thens friend buys then some bread" and thinking. ooooooooh.

[queerslurheritageposts]

Not sure if this counts as an actual slur or just a term used to mock us, but I just added nor/mal (nor/mal/nors/nors/malself) to my pronouns list. I want to take it back from the transphobes and anti-neopronouns crowd because it’s just genuinely so cool sounding. And by God I’m going to.

If this doesn’t count for this blog I apologize, but I’m not sure where it would count.

I don't know that it would be considered a slur per se, but I do think it's rad as hell of you to reclaim those pronouns, and this is absolutely the space for it. This is the kind of queer joy and humor that belongs here <3

[jthm-opinions]

i'm mod darkness or jimmy. i'm a faggot who likes the goth comic. godkin and demonkin. based and schizopilled. true schizoaffective and wolf therian. hobbies include setting small fires, building pipebombs out of cleaner, worshipping the dark lord through hymns and sacrifice, and getting in touch with my inner animal soul by wandering the streets at midnight to howl. i'm infested with fleas. i'm a luciferian and i think the comics are cool no pronouns for you because i'm nor/mal just guess.

[regretevator-confessions]

just had someone i friended make fun of me using it/its by saying 'my pronouns are normal/normal because im normal' and someone else (a stranger) said 'my pronouns are us/a' HOW ARE YOU TRANSPHOBIC AND A REGRETEVATOR FAN ... anyways nor/mal neos go hard

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[ammoniteshell]

[ Her breath hitched as her body temperature immediately rose. Did she hear that correctly?? If she wasn't super red already, then she is now!! ] You-.. really mean it..? I..- I love you too.

[Knocking on the door with the microphone. It created a little noise.] Hello? Hey Shelly? Salutations! [The voice sound a little cheerful.]

[ Shelly would immediately turn toward her door, rushing over. Vee, coming to visit her room??

She'd open the door a bit, just to check if it was ACTUALLY Vee, and not some-.. woah.

She looked up at the figure infront of her, dear GOD was she tall. She stared for a moment before shaking her head clear of any thoughts, opening the door fully. ] Um- sorry! Hi Vee..! You can come in if you'd like.

[la-noire-shitposts]

L.A. Noire Characters’ Answers to “What are your pronouns?”

Herschel: None. Do not refer to me.

Cole: I’m asking the questions here! Did you murder that man?!

Roy: um Nor/Mal hahahaha

Jack: Justice!

Stefan: He/Him

Elsa: She/Her

Courtney: Who are you? How did you get in my house?!!

Rusty: What the hell is a pronoun?

[umbrellagoaway]

NEW INTRO (the last one sucked)

Name: umbrella (don't ask for my real name you're not going to get it)

Age:14

Sexuality: STRAIGHT🤮🏳️‍🌈🚫 (gay (maybe aro???)

Non binary/bi gender

Pronouns nor/mal😒😒 (he him/she her)

Dni: bigots of any form (duh), people who can't handle my sick twisted mind😈🙏, Homestucks...

before I get to thin ice I want to talk about Homestuck. this blog is and will never be a safe space for Homestuck fans

The ear trauma I have received from "you can't fight the homestuck" is irreversible

if I catch you, you WILL be stoned, to death, IMMEDIATELY!!

Anyways

thin ice: Omori fans, gay people, people who are the LGB in LGBT, any orientation other than heterosexual

things I'm into / things that I post about: the outsiders, danganronpa, miracle musical, hermitcraft and Gravity Falls

Boundaries don't engage with me romantically don't engage with me sexually don't engage with me homosexually don't engage with me homoromantically, fuck don't even engage with me with me HOMOAESTHETICALLY, don't engage with me anywhere else other than Tumblr, ff.n and ao3

My favorite music artists: tally Hall/miracle musical, Tyler the Creator , Kendrick Lamar, Tame Impala, and mitski

Ao3: Umbrella_is_the_reson_you_need_therapy

[problamticsideanna]

Crypton Vocaloids/Miku “Knockoffs”: What they would say if you ask them about their gender and sexual orientation (and my headcanons for them)

Hatsune Miku: “Scarlet Johansson always told me to be true to myself! >w< !”

Rin Kagamine: “I fall in love with the person, not what’s inbetween their legs.”

Len: “Professionally I usually go by He/Him but prefer They/Them.”

Luka: “If you keep shipping me with men I’m gonna burn your house down.”

Meiko: “I kissed a girl and I liked it.”

Kaito: “Meiko said she was “moronsexual” and I think that fits me too! :3”

Teto: “I am not a middle aged woman I promise.”

Neru: “My pronouns are nor/mal”

Haku: “I don’t really think about it that much…”