#my poor attempt on humor

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Mid life crisis? Yeah, I'd have a crisis too if my life was mid

[harmonysixx]

They're talking shit about the 'authorities'

The 'authorities':

[sebbyomg]

@summerofbuddie ⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊ WEEK 3: out of your comfort zone

A little summary of Eddie's experiences throughout the last season! ✦ Watch him get involved in “special” situations, progressively get more partners and make some dubious decisions!

[loubella77]

Imagine a dollar general here 😍🤣

[annagxx]

I'm not demure, I'm dusht, dukhi, dayan, demanding, dalidar and everything bad with d

[quirkquill]

Joke

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener!

[screamingfrenchfries]

y do we call it gender envy when we could call it gealousy

[thisbitchcantdraw]

Do you guys see my vision

“0101110010”

“WHAT IN THE FUDGE???”

Robots haha

[kindred-spirit-93]

salutations of peace!

welcome to this blog dedicated to the many, many thoughts wondering in the expansive meadows of my inner mind. we have:

fandom rambles

OC galore and random lore dumps

deep life thoughts TM

excerpts of books ill never write

memes, awful puns, wordplay my beloved, rants about anything and everything

music and art and language appreciation

vivid descriptions of things that would put ebony dark'ness dementia raven way to shame

and so much more! my vision for this blog is essentially a scrapbook of sweet wrappers, weird poetry, dried flowers, inexplicable blood drops from untraceable source(s), cute little doodles, coffee stains, all tied together with glitter glue and skull washi tape ^-^

so feel free to sit back with some snacks and watch me as i take apart my mind thought by thought and have epiphanies and shit :)

*:･ﾟ✧ but before all that, a few things:

the name of this blog, Memento Vivere, is latin for remember to live. you may be familiar with its more morbid counterpart, Memento Mori, remember you must die. the reason for this choice of phrase is that due to reasons, i sometimes have to remind myself to stop and live, to really smell the roses, to appreciate my short existence on this spinning rock in space. so this blog will be my escape, my breath of fresh air, my cup of mint earl grey on a rainy january morning.

*:･ﾟ✧ a lil about me lol:

british jordanian gen z hijabi, dont have social anxiety; social anxiety has me lol, sleep deprived, herbal teas, psychiatry

medical student, full time and life long learner, salty snacks are better than sweet treats there i said it, strawberry milk supremacy

chaotic academia aesthetic, cats, existential (and assorted) crises

main @lemedstudent2021 and oc blog @bright-side-of-the-moon feel free to drop by for a chat here there and everywhere ;)

*:･ﾟ✧ general rules and guidelines:

this blog aims to be a safe space for anyone and everyone, leave your prejudices at the door or dont bother coming in :)

youre all welcome to share thoughts and ideas and suggestions, please keep it halal tho (so pg-13 and mild language). in the very least label accordingly so those yet with innocence stay safe

hate and bullying and disrespect in all forms will not be tolerated, bigots and brain dead buffoons will be blocked on sight

that said, for what remains of my sanity; zionists and anti-vaxxers DNI (i will come after you and your essential oils)

if i remember anything ill add it later, for now bring your marshmellows were making s'mores on the dumpsterfire that is life

art by the wonderful @sunshines-child ^-^

[spinnyboi9]

thought this was kinda funny

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Fuck "gender transition", it should be "metamorph a cis"

[sunnysilvavo]

A woman with fibromyalgia goes to the doctor.

Doctors asks her: "Where does it hurt?"

She replies: "Head. Shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Spine. Hips, elbows, wrists. Elbows, wrists. And my feet and my neck and sacroiliac joint. Head. Shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!"

🎶

[the-raven-song]

You know what I think would be funny for Surivor to do? Cast someone who has no idea what the show is. They've never seen it, but the rules are explained to them and that's it. What's idol hunting? All this sneaking around and lying to other players? Who the hell is Sandra or Tyson or Jeff Probst? I just want to see how well that would go.

[stinkyexhaust]

Anyone else here wished that we could've gotten a Supa Strikas episode focused only on the other teams.

Like I can't be the only one curious about how Riano and Mr Golare's friendship was like about Riano fired him. Or how the players were recruited into their respective teams.

Or maybe we could've gotten a backstory about Vince, Jomo and Coach and why Jomo had to leave his family.

Or maybe we could've gotten a filler episode where Vince who (this is based on @supa-suckers headcanon) also happens to secretly be a mob boss, sends Dooma, Skarra and Dinggan on an errand to send a questionable package to someone which somehow escalates to them being chased by both the police and a mafia gang and them just having to run for their lives to avoid getting arrested and shot at and going like-

Skarra: OH MY GOD! WHY DID I DO THIS?! WHY DID I AGREE TO DO THIS?! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!

Dooma: SKARRA I SWEAR, IF I END UP GOING BACK TO JAIL JUST BECAUSE I HAD TO BEAT ALL THAT WHINING-NESS OUT OF YOU I WILL TAKE A STICK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR-

Dinggan: Hey guys I found three revolver guns in the backseat. Wanna go shoot some cops?😀 (I have no idea how to write Dinggan I'm sorry)

Skarra: ...

Dooma: ...

Dinggan: ...

Dooma: I call dibs on the one with the most bullets.

Skarra: NO!

(as you can see I am very biased) 😝

[quirkquill]

Joke

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It wasn't peeling well!

[loveindeeair]

Only in ancient Egypt a daddy would die to become a mummy.