#my own april fool

[vale-priestess]

mission failed, couldn't get the last kitty badge...in time...

[jay-wasstuff]

[yukipri]

I finally got a beta for my fic!! May I introduce: Sabo!

For his first time editing, he deleted my entire chapter and instead wrote:

Wow, he can type with his ass. Skills.

April Fool's (but he really did type that)

Cats tag: #YukiPriASLKittens

[taffywabbit]

attacka you

[feroluce]

Thinking tonight about Caelus, and the nature of his loss and his grief after the Everything that went down in Penacony during 2.0.

Because Acheron, Black Swan, and Misha kind of knew of Firefly, they at least met her, but they didn't like really know her, and Caelus never even got the chance to introduce her to the rest of the Astral Express Crew. The only person who would have talked to her much was Sparkle, who is. Probably not really someone Caelus is interested in grieving with skznmsks

Anyway, all this to say, I like thinking about how alone poor Caelus is in his grief, because he was the only one who knew Firefly. He's the only one really mourning her. There's no one to talk about her with. There's no stories to trade or memories to reminisce with anyone over. It's not as though he knew her for long, but still. No one else knew her at all.

And I love the thought of all of this coming bubbling up, hot and acidic and bitter, during a conversation with Sampo, who Caelus just so happens to run into in the Golden Hour. Poor Sampo is kinda blindsided, he knew shit was going down in Penacony, but yeesh. And he just. Isn't quite sure what to say about it all, because he's never really encountered this before. His feelings about the Masked Fools are...a mixed bag, but he's been a part of them for a very long time, and when you're with a close organization like that, it's hard to feel alone, in grief or otherwise.

So Sampo sits there on their little bench that the two of them have occupied, and he thinks of his old friend April, how she'd died in his arms cackling and spitting her own blood after a heist gone wrong, and how after he'd dragged himself back to the World's End Tavern they'd all held a Fool's Funeral- which is basically just a big party where everyone gets really really drunk and reminisces and toasts the dead and celebrates their life.

He still thinks about her a lot, and he remembers how the time he'd most keenly felt her absence was on Jarilo-VI, the one place where he couldn't talk about her because he couldn't say anything to give himself away as an alien. The Fools still tell stories about her every time he goes back to the Tavern. His first toast of the night is always in her name. Even now, all these years after she'd died, Sampo is still learning new things about her. He's never had to grieve her alone.

Caelus doesn't have any of that.

He might never have that. As they speak, Caelus has no proof that Firefly was even her real name, or if she dreamt with her true appearance. He might not ever find out who she even was.

And just imagining that kind of loneliness hollows out a strange little pit, right behind his sternum, deep between his ribs.

So Sampo claps Caelus' shoulder and offers him a deal. Come find him outside of the dream. He knows a guy who can get them a lot of beer for really cheap-

("Is that guy you and your five finger discounts?" "Whatever do you mean, dear friend, I don't even know the meaning of the phrase, hehee.")

-and they can hole up in a bar or a hotel room or something, and get completely shitcanned. Tell him all about Firefly, tell him everything, and he'll tell Caelus about April and everyone else he's ever lost. Sampo will carry Caelus' memories of Firefly with him, and at least this way, Caelus will be a little less alone in remembering her. And the next time they cross paths, Sampo will be the one to bring her up, and to tell her stories, and Caelus can get to be the one listening. He won't have to be the only person to talk about her anymore.

Caelus rolls his eyes when Sampo avoids another remark about sticky fingers, but...ok, yeah. That sounds good. Nice, even. Thank you. Caelus bumps his shoulder against Sampo's. Sampo bumps back.

(They find each other again the next day, and true to their word, get themselves completely and utterly shitcanned. Caelus talks more than Sampo has ever heard him; every minute detail, every word choice, Firefly's every odd little mannerism and habit. Because Caelus wants to make sure this will outlive him, that even if the Stellaron dwelling within him finally burns him to a crisp and he really does up and kick the bucket, or even, godforbid, if he forgets, he wants to make sure someone remembers her. She deserved that.)

((And it takes quite a while, after that. Caelus doesn't see Sampo again until after everything has settled down. On his last day in Penacony, he finds the guy slinking out of a seedy back alley and all but runs right into him. Sampo happily leads him to some dive bar in an even seedier back alley that Caelus has never even heard of, and Sampo raises his glass. "To Firefly! Who sounds like she probably would have hated me at first, but I would have liked to have met her anyway."

And Caelus stares at him, almost looking startled, long enough that Sampo worries that he's read him wrong and brought this up too soon. He's halfway into planning how to talk himself out of this situation when Caelus finally throws back his head back and laughs, tells him that yeah, Firefly would have politely called him out on every lie he told, and all their conversations would take twice as long with the way Sampo is so full of shit.

And he can see it, the same way he watches and sees through everyone, that Caelus' eyes have a tightness to them, his knuckles are nearly white around the handle of his mug. But he smiles. He hits his glass against Sampo's far too hard and throws it back and gets foam everywhere like he does every time they drink because the guy's about as elegant as a raging bull, but those things don't lessen the genuineness of his smile.

The grief is there, but so is the elation, and those emotions aren't a sliding scale between one or the other. It is all of both and both at once, and that's what contents Sampo enough to throw his own mug back when Caelus makes a toast of his own, "to April!!".))

[goldenpinof]

What are your April fools day prank predictions?

What is your Easter baking prediction? Do you think we will even get a video?

well, considering the shop being down right before April fools. vagina scented candles with "fyi i like vagina" would be good.

they are not gonna put their onlyphans photo on t-shirts no matter how funny it would be.

Monty fest 2024, please. with us looking at their barbecue for 5 hours.

dnpcrafts revival.

god, idk, the shop can be about both April fools and Easter. but also why the fuck would they release more merch when they can barely handle wad merch. i fear for irl merch, i'm not even joking.

Easter baking is very likely. with bunny ears, please.

[akaruiakiki]

Everyone behold my wife

[darcyolsson]

cassandra clare's april fools newsletters are always so funny 😭 they never fail to make me giggle i hope she never stops doing them

[juney-blues]

TRACHEOTOMY UPD8!

New plot developments in this latest update, i;m on the edge of my fucking seat, vriska is there, and i think so is the president, and maybe mario, and some other guys???? wow, insane!

Read it here!

Or start here if you're a new reader!-ahahahaha fucking got you, no update tonight it's april god damn fools

i got you good, you thought vriska would be in this comic?? vriska would NEVER be in this comic ahahahahaha

fucking PRNAKED

[third-king-of-salmonids]

WHY WONT THIS APP LET ME BOOP THE BEAR I WANT TO TAP HIS STUPID SNOUT

[yungbowtie]

googling 'julien baker jesus costume' and singing it to the tune of the tmnt theme song

[mj-thrush-gxn]

about to go burn my copy. i hate lotf goodbye🙄

[daily-haunted-tv]

Byte should illegally learn giga impact so byte can become gigabyte

Crime sure is their middle name now

[robo-milky]

Chris, I’m starting to like Rollo after seeing your art of him

What have you done to me

Ignore Coriolanus, I just felt like he should be here

I apologize… I think I yassified him a little too hard, and he’s straying from his canon twiggy looks 😭😭 Malleus would be sooooo jealous- If you ever succumb, a love triangle ain’t too bad of a scenario- *gets impaled by briar*

As an ex-Julian stan, I can’t believe I’m making this comparison, but they kinda share similar eyes and expressions- Like you can’t tell me Julian and Rollo don’t have the same scowl or scrunches in their expressions 💀💥

[piglinmyfeet]

Speaking my truth

If this does turn out to be an April Fools (which I expect it is) that's literally so funny, they're setting this up a whole week in advance this is elaborate

The one downside is that April Fools is not on a Friday, unfortunately, therefore we will probably know if it's real or not by Friday based on whether or no they upload

[alicornze7]

-EMERGENCY INTERRUPTION POST/hj-

idc if it’s 4 days late have this April Fools special!!

this took longer than it should but it’s more of a treat for myself so win-win

I don't actually have an official persona so have this lil’ guy I made in 6th grade instead (he's gonna represent me until I design my actual sona)

Close-ups :

this drawing single-handedly destroyed my workflow

-we will return to our regular posting schedule shortly-