#my new years resolution was to be weirder

[thenocarts]

Should I start being weird on main? Mayhaps I will, mayhaps I won't, maybe you'll never see another re-animator drawing again, just me doing my weird art that never show to anyone, WHO KNOWS!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

[d0g-b0n35]

Toki Wartooth F/O Headcanons🐰

aka: I need this man biblically

This man fucking loves hugs. He was touch starved in his childhood and now needs endless touches (kisses, hugs, etc) to make up for it. (I talk about his hugs here)

He's not afraid to use his muscles against you. If he wants you to stay in the bed a little longer, you're staying in the bed a little longer. He wants to pick you up, he's picking you up.

Please do not feel ashamed to fangirl in front of him. He fucking loves it. He's excited with you.

His love language is teddy bears. He's given you one as a present at least once

When he's in public with the band, he's got to put some distance between the two of you to prevent fans from tearing eachother apart, but once you two get more serious, he'll be more open to the public about the relationship

He takes you with him to the afterparties. Yeah, the attention he gets from his fans is great and all, but your attention is his favorite

He understands if you get jealous from the attention he gets. He's always willing to make it up to you<3

His favorite date locations are: Build-A-Bear, the arcade, and the carnival/theme-park

If you come home one day and there's a stray cat in the house, don't panic, he rescued it and its your pet now (you two rock-paper-scissors over the name)

He indulges in holidays. Baking, decorations, presents, etc. He will surprise you with a cake on your birthday.

His birthday was treated like any other day in his childhood, please give him a party. Please make his day

He loves you dearly. You're the first person in his life to love him unconditionally (or love him in general). He'd give up Dethklok if you asked him to ❤️

divider by @ goobersplat; last updated december 21st, 2024

[pigeon-wizard]

ok, ok, first post of the new year. not the biggest deal, it is just another day but. it's the post of 2024. uhhhhhhh, ohhhhh.... aaaaaaaaahhhhh.

piers and guzma kissy kissy.. does that work?? did i do it right :<

[seancefemme]

Thank you sooo much for all the love and support this year 💕

[windor-truffle]

Welp, I (Dolphin) made another side blog to yell about Tales of Graces specifically, feel free to mosey on by if witnessing unhinged rambles about angsty WIPs and other Graces lore sounds like fun

[cryptidmothfriend]

new year's resolutions

- don't die

- get even gayer

- get an even weirder gender

- reach out to my friends more

[a-strawbebie]

im not happy this new years i dont give a shit about it. forget that just let me think about computers and robots in a sexual way this is all i want to do with my evening

[onenicebugperday]

Happy New Year!

My resolution is to get even weirder about bugs 👍

[queerorthodoxy]

my only New Year's resolution so far is get weirder about God and that's it

[moderndaymadscientist]

my new year’s resolutions

get weirder

fag it up

survive

fully develop brain [not mine] [lab experiment]

autism

[bondagebimbo]

my only New Year’s resolution is to become even weirder and sluttier tbh

[nonotnolan]

No Not Nolan's Year in Review

Once again, it's time for the traditional "year in review" post. Since I've also been collecting prior years in these posts: here's 2021, here's 2022, and here's 2023. This year has more than 12 posts, and that's because I posted a few shorter stories to celebrate the release of my eBook.

I'm not planning to abandon this account anytime soon, but I'd be lying if the thought hadn't occurred to me once or twice. Every year I'm not sure how much longer I'll be doing this, but then every year the support and feedback I receive keeps me going. So if you ever wonder if notes and reblogs help-- yes, they do motivate me to keep going. But more than that, I'd encourage you to message the authors directly. I'm not always the best at carrying a conversation, but it really does mean a lot whenever I hear from you all.

17) Side Effects - 71 notes - January 2024 Okay, well... I like this one. If you've already caused a lot of irreversible damage... why stop now?

16) Labor and Materials - 83 notes - December 2023 Sometimes I can just sort of tell the photos aren't what the average people are wanting, but I like the text too much to toss out the idea. Mass commercialization of body swapping isn't a new idea by any means, but I love exploring all of the low stakes uses and scenarios that would appear if that technology existed.

15) Shapeshifter's Night Out - 111 notes - January 2024 Honestly, this one was mostly just an excuse to pull out a few of the weirder photos I'd come across. I think it holds up well enough, though.

14) Fiverr Warlock: Holiday Magic - 183 notes - December 2023 The thing about the Fiverr Warlock series is that a lot of story ideas work better without the added baggage of the lore and narrator. This one holds up pretty well, and the photos do exactly what I need them to do, so I'm quite fond of it.

13) The Ends Justify The Means - 204 notes - February 2024 See, I thought this one was great, especially for the Valentine's Holiday. Sometimes I have no idea what the average reader wants from me, and this is a prime example of that. No regrets, though. I'm never going to apologize for striking more sentimental than erotic.

12) Jock Cock, Part 3 - 219 notes - July 2024 Speaking of which... I can't be too surprised something this sentimental didn't do better. But I still love it, and I don't feel bad about it. (It does, however, make me less inclined to write sequels to other works. My idea about how the story continues vs how people want me to continue the story are seldom in alignment.)

11) Drawing Straws - 235 notes - January 2024 I love trait swapping, and I wish I could get inspired to use it more often. I have to be satisfied with an idea before I'll set it to the page-- it needs to have some amount of characterization and plot outside of "hot guy does a hot thing and it's hot" for me to be happy with it-- so trait swaps don't happen too often for me.

10) Treat Day - 241 notes - January 2024 This is my least favorite of the 5 promo-stories, so naturally it's the one that received the most notes. Revenge swaps are hit or miss for me, but needlessly cruel swaps seldom appeal to me. I like the photos, I like the ending wordplay, but overall it's not one of my favorites.

9) Swap Broker: Social Climbing - 250 notes - October 2024 If there's any story whose low placement on the list hurts to see, it's this one-- I absolutely love this one. Photos, concept, resolution, all of it. Ahh, well. A few people asked me what happened to the original Aiden, which I don't have much interest in writing, but... his father would have given him a one time chunk of hush money, which he would have burned through in a matter of months, at which point he'd probably be forced to start doing hard work for the first time in his life. It's not a happy outcome, which is why it's not a story I'm particularly interested in telling.

8) Jock Cock, Part 2 - 285 notes - June 2024 Like I mentioned for Part 3-- I don't regret writing it, even if I don't quite understand why it wasn't as well received. I'm not sorry for mixing sincere emotions into your casual smut-- it was intentional, and it will happen again. Also I've been doing it for the past 5 years, so presumably you noticed me doing that at least once before? I'm sure it's not a photo issue. Anyway.

7) Spring Break - 313 notes - March 2024 I love it when both parties can get what they want out of a body swap. I've had quite a few stories involving out of touch rich people, now that I think about it-- but then, every idea has already been done before if you simplify it enough.

6) Bodily Betrayal - 319 notes - December 2024 I'm so thrilled to be working with photo-manip artists for future detachable limb stories. You all may not be bothered by my attempts to create suitable pictures, but I definitely am. I mean, look at these pics-- head/body swap? Headless with head in hand? I wouldn't have been able to do that without a lot of practice and training.

5) Trial Period - 351 notes - November 2024 I don't do much with ghosts, and I'm honestly not planning to change that anytime soon. Still, I love the idea of supernatural entities shopping around to choose their next host.

4) This Happens all the Time, It's Detachable - 376 notes - August 2024 This is another one that I absolutely adore, and as a bonus it's a detachable story that requires no photo-manip work whatsoever. Obviously, I had to go with the King Missile reference in the title.

3) Roommate Rehab - 407 notes - April 2024 I still think my photo-manip work is clunky, but it gets the job done, and that's what matters. The interesting thing about writing more detachable works is that I'm really not familiar with any of the tropes. I'm so used to subverting expectations when I write body swap fiction, but it's a lot harder to subvert tropes that I don't know.

2) Rush Week - 512 notes - September 2024 I'm glad this one did well, because it's definitely a lot more vulnerable than what I normally write. It's equal parts sincere and sexy, and I adore it. The thought of what stays with the body and what stays with the mind is one of my favorite concepts to explore with body swapping. On a different tangent, it was a lot harder than I thought it would be to find good photos for a twink model that pass tumblr guidelines.

1) Jock Cock, Part 1 - 732 notes - May 2024 This story came out of nowhere and completely surpassed all of my expectations. I have no idea what it is about this story that appealed to so many people-- probably obvious, given how few notes the other parts pulled. Is it the photos? The idea of using an athlete's body for sex without him knowing? Unfulfilled sex-with-teacher fantasies? I sure as hell don't know. Whatever the reason, I'm flattered.

Above 500 Notes - All Time

1) Jock Cock, Part 1 - 732 notes - May 2024 2) Soulmate Swap - 704 notes - August 2022 3) Gym Merchandise - 654 notes - September 2022 4) Overbearing - 572 notes - May 2022 5) Finals Week - 568 notes - May 2021 6) Group Project - 566 notes - November 2023 6) Revenge, Reversed - 540 notes - August 2020 7) Rookie Mistake - 530 notes - May 2023 8) Rush Week - 512 notes - September 2024 8) Information Overload - 501 notes - August 2021

Well, Jock Cock Part 1 has officially dethroned... uhh, literally everything else. Finals Week, my first piece to break the 500 notes mark, is quickly dropping out of the top 5. And some of these works received random resurgences several months (or years!) later, so that's always fun to see.

Enough time has passed that I have a sort of note rubric to determine success. Anything below 100 notes, I consider flopped. 100-300 is average, and 300-500 is a success. So to have this many stories above 500? It feels pretty good.

Here's hoping next year will see more additions to this list!

Special Mentions

Reunion - 151 notes - February 2024 Once again, @mergeman and I wrote each other stories for Valentine's Day. I do really love the idea of a support group for people affected by body swaps.

I'm always honored whenever I end up tagged in someone's recommended post, and @sanzaibian 's compliment of "someone who writes really sweet love stories ^^" is no exception.

Also, like I said earlier-- I live for compliments and discussion, both given and received. If you've dropped a line or responded to one of my outreach attempts, I appreciate you. If we've talked in the past but it's been a few months since you or I sent the last message-- I'm too ADHD for friendships that follow the constraints of linear time. If we go months between messages, know that I still appreciate you.

Is it too cheesy to end this with a "thanks for viewers like you" sentiment? Maybe, but I'm doing it anyway. I'd be having these ideas with or without an outlet for sharing them, so I really do appreciate the likes and reblogs. Here's to another year!

[eridan-ampora]

btw my new years resolution was to be even weirder about eridan. sorry

[85percentwater]

my new years resolutions are:

- get more cringe

- get weirder

- get more silly

- love

[blooming-organs]

Secco ref for funsies + headcanons

My new year resolution is to get weirder and freakier

[superscourge]

new years resolutions/things id like to accomplish this year

animate more

get even more comfortable drawing sonic art

get closer to landing dream job

be nicer to myself !!!!!!! give myself more credit

finish new game :)

be weirder/have more fun with my interests

give more love to characters who arent scourge like damn (i wont stop loving scourge i just want to also love other ones LOL)

make more comics!!!

reach 15k on twitter idk. just think thatd be cool