#my name headcannons

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MY NAME breakup HCs

(how characters cope with breakups)

Warning: Stalking, harassment, possibly kidnapping, Blackmailing, Gangjae needs a whole ass warning for himself on this.

Characters: Choi Mujin, Gangjae, Taeju, Jeon Pil-Do

A/n: if you're dating a person similar to Gangjae bro run opposite direction 😭🙏 at this point learn how to fly

MUJIN

• This man would respect your wishes, he wouldn’t force anything. He simply wants to know why you felt the need to break up, especially if it was done politely.

• If it wasn’t polite, he would certainly feel hurt, particularly if you betrayed him or cheated on him. (this man would hunt you)

• He would probably remain on good terms with you after the breakup, (Assuming you ended things respectfully) However, he wouldn’t reach out first, instead, he may occasionally drive by your apartment to see if you’re home, keeping an eye on you from afar. He would never send someone else to check on you, not even Taeju.

• His ego would still be a bit crushed, as it’s hard for him to understand how he could lose someone as beautiful as you.

• Even after you’ve parted ways, he would occasionally be reminded of you during moments of reflection. He might try to drown those feelings with drinking.

Gangjae

• This guy is a walking red flag. If it weren't already obvious, he wouldn’t care if you broke up with him he’d still consider you his partner by force.

• At one point, he even put drugs in your drink while you were in "relationship" with him, believing that was the only way to keep you with him. Later, he would gaslight you, claiming he was the only one for you, knowing you would be vulnerable due to the drugs.

• He might act hurt, but he wouldn't genuinely care. He’d find ways to threaten you, targeting your family or friends until you stop "playing games" with him.

• There was even a time he considered kidnapping you, but he refrained because he believed he could have you whenever he wanted. Just threatening you was enough to make you crawl back to him.

• He wouldn’t respect your boundaries, even within the relationship. He’d still pursue other girls and flirt them in front of you, making you feel betrayed, just as he felt when you broke up with him.

Taeju

• He'll be understanding if you break up with him, although he may feel the need to know why it happened. Was it due to how he treated you? Was there a specific issue in the relationship? He'll have a lot of questions.

• He's very private about his relationships and will never talk about them. Even after a breakup, he tends to act as if nothing happened and continues to focus on his work.

• This guy would definitely keep tabs on you to see who you're with, what you're doing, and where you're going. He’s quite good at it, too.

• Like Mujin, he wouldn't call or text you unless you initiate contact. When you do reach out, he responds enthusiastically, almost like a dog wagging its tail. He prefers to read your messages privately, away from prying eyes, because he doesn't want anyone to see how much impact you have on him.

• If you ever try to rekindle the relationship, he'll act cool about it, saying that you don't have to. But inside, he'll be saying "yes" a million times.

Pil-Do

• Bro would be incredibly offended, regardless of the fact that you ended things politely. Nevertheless, (give him four days to calm down)

• Even after the breakup, he’ll continue to reach out, trying to win you back. You might find flowers mysteriously left next to your apartment or little gifts that remind him of you (don’t worry, he totally didn’t snoop in your diary)

• He keeps a photo of the two of you in his wallet—it’s a sentimental keepsake he likes to carry with him while at work (and yes, his coworkers definitely tease him about it).

• Occasionally, while at work, he’ll find himself humming your favorite song, the one you both used to blast together.

• He still checks in from time to time, giving you a call just to see how you’re doing or if you need anything.

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Bruce, High on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but one of you is adopted

The Batfam: …

Dick: .. only one?

[marigoldendragon]

The twins really took one look at Ernesto's flags and said 'red is my favourite colour'

[fandomlobsterart]

.... Guys I'm 5000 words into the fanfic I'm writing, send help. Anyway summary doodle of the scene where Goob and Scraps fight over Finn like a doll they won't share. Featuring each character's idea of what a relationship with Shrimpo would look like

[sir3n-s]

I've seen a lot of fics where Eddies friends react badly to him dating Steve.

I think they use any opportunity to embarss Eddie with old stories.

"Oh you're dating Steve harrington? Okay, hey Steve did you know when Eddie was 16 he accepted a bet to eat a handful of dirt for 1 dollar and didn't even take the money after eating it?"

It gets to a point where he doesn't want to bring them around Steve because Steve keeps telling Robin those stories about him, and she starts using them against him.

His friends go behind his back to invite Steve to their practices and shows so they can keep telling him stories.

They must embarss him.

[vibrantlyinvain]

headcannon stuffsish

[voltoro]

My Ladies

another lil repost for organisation purposes

Luffy, Zoro and Sanji

[usagifuyusummer]

Timmy with his found family your honour. *sobs furiously*

[owl-does-art]

I need non-frenchies to understand how funny Jean's name is to me, because on its own, Jean is fine, maybe a little bit old for a 19y/o in 2007, but we have Kevin so it's fine

But Jean-Yves??? That is a grandpa name 😭😭 Jean-[name] is a very common naming convention for older men (Marie-[name] for older women) and Yves on its own is already an old man name 💀 Like, the only Yves I know is over 70 and all the Jean-[name]s I know are my grandparents age 😭

And the fact that Riko thought it was "pretentious"?? I'm dying 💀 (I get where he's coming from bc double-barrelled names in English do come off as pretentious, but in French?? It's just an old man name 😭)

[renwick-artz]

Cell is beefier than he should be but I’m not bothered to fix it

[waterizsilly-comms-open]

Haven't drawn this dumb duo in a long time

[bonemeal12]

[coolunspokenforname]

I didn't get the trans Stan twins headcannon at first - mainly because I couldn't imagine adult Stan and Ford giving themselves almost identical names - but then I remembered how close they were as kids and, honestly, it would be more unbelievable if they didn't give themselves matching names. Who wouldn't want to share a name with their best friend in the world? And Ford keeps the name even after his fallout with Stan??? Crying.

[luxury-nightmare]

Episode 100! Yeah I made it! So I decided to do some art. I got a lot (and by a lot I mean exactly two) of fanart on Pinterest of this deer headed goddess who I assume is Huntokar? So I decided to do my take on her.

Just a couple things. I imagine before Strexcorp, she was also the goddess of desert bluffs, but the smiling god burned away her shadows and force her back into nightvale. Well, not technically just nightvale. I imagine she is also the goddess of the desert otherworld, making her a tri-goddess. There are a lot of tri-goddesses in mythology, tale foundry has a great video on them, and one of my most important ocs is technically a tri-goddess. Yes that is a speaker in her chest. Cecil is the voice of nightvale, and she is Nightvale’s goddess, so he technically speaks for her, whether he know it or not. Kevin used to speak for her as well, but Strex took him from her, leaving her silent.

And if you’re wondering what is in between her antlers, it’s the dark planet

[pfhwrittes]

alright have this half thought out thing before i log off for the night:

mistaken identity fic where ghost is presumed to be a hired stripper for a hen party (translation: bachelorette party).

cw/tw: alcohol mention, ghost's sense of humour.

let's say you're invited to your friend's hen party at the home she shares with her fiancé. you're the only sober one in the house and despite your best efforts at having a good time, you're really not feeling it.

some of her other friends kind of suck but you're being a good sport about all the silly games they want to play and have to repeatedly remind them that no really, you're fine with a soft drink and no, you don't want a splash of vodka in it. but it's fine. only a few more hours until you can go home and take off the stupid penis headband you've been forced to wear.

then one of the Other Friends, takes you aside and giggles drunkenly that she's hired a stripper as a "surprise" for the bride-to-be. you barely manage to tamp down on your eye roll as the door to the living room swings open and an absolute unit of a man in a skull mask stares at the crowd of people.

there's a pause before the ringleader of the Other Friends (what's her name again? chloe? christie? charlotte? whatever, it's irrelevant) grabs him by his arm and leads him over to the future-bride, yelling for someone to turn on the music already!

on comes the speakers and this time you do roll your eyes as your eardrums are nearly wiped out by "You Can Leave Your Hat On" and you watch chloe/christie/charlotte shove fistfuls of twenty quid notes at him.

what happens next is painfully awkward and it becomes clear to you (as the only sober person at this gathering) that the man swaying his hips half-heartedly isn't the aforementioned stripper as the others hoot and holler and try to get him to take off his mask.

at the end of the song (to everyone else's boos) you grab the man and drag him into the kitchen under the guise of getting him a drink before his next dance.

"listen, i think we both know you're not here for the strip tease."

the man stills, drink still clutched in his hand. 

"is that right?"

you scoff and roll your eyes. "well, duh. anyone even remotely sober can see that you're not exactly stripping material."

"yeah? you sure about that?" he asks. he sounds amused, not that you can really tell, what with the whole massive skull mask thing.

you shoot him a withering glare and purse your lips. he hasn't uncovered an inch of his skin despite being a "stripper."

"call it a wild guess." you respond drily and the man chuckles.

"would you believe me if i told you i was actually a snake handler?"

you arch a brow, you have a feeling you know where this is going....

"yeah?"

"mm. got one in m'trousers if you ever fancy takin' a peek."

you hate yourself a little bit for laughing at the absolutely dreadful line.

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you can all thank @syoddeye, @gemmahale and @stuffireadandenjoy for inspiring this.

(and adding sy's contribution:

"ghost tells soap about this, and soap is all hurts to see someone live your dream")

[vilochkaaa]

headcanon, that Morris had a cat before moving to the valley. this animal was a real salvation for the clerk from the monotonous killing days in the Joja office.

just imagine - Morris , tired, broken from the inside, comes home, opens the door, and his little friend is already running to him, meowing :)