my martha knight au in a nutshell:
Danny/Martha: see up here?
Danny/Martha: *taps skull*
Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage
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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*
Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--
Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--
Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--
Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--
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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself
Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)
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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid
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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--
Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!
Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?
Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)
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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.
Danny/Martha: do you understand me
Falcone:... crystal, ma'am
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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*
Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*
Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--
(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)
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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.
Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.
Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]
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the fact that mo's mom prepared a red envelope for he tian and he tian calling her mom...that's her son-in-law, your honor
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the 'your mullet is too long' thing is a whole nother thing because originally her "policy" on my hair was that I should never cut it short and so long as it wasnt short she didnt care what style it was
and she was incredibly strict about this. She actually cut off her years-long friend and trusted hairstylist forever because she dared to cut my hair short when i asked for it ONE TIME
and now she says to me "oh i miss when you had your short hair, it looked so nice. the way you have your hair now is..."
Like uh-uh. No way. I remember all of that. you think i'm unpresentable no matter what my hair looks like
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A little four year old visited today and asked "why are you always here when I come over?" and I had to explain to her that I live here.
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Why the fuck I'm seeing pussies when I search 19 days???????
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i'm rewatching haikyuu with my mom who played volleyball when she was younger and MAN sometimes she smiles to herself and you can literally see it in her eyes she's thinking about old memories I'M GOING TO CRY
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hello everyone. my dear friend and her family are majorly struggling right now. they have a sweet 19 month old baby boy with an incredibly rare genetic condition/disability, so rare it doesn’t even have an official name, and there’s only been one study published on it. point being, their husband hasn't been able to work since baby boy came home from the NICU nearly a year and a half ago, and my friend isn't making enough to cover necessities for the three of them. if you are able to, please donate here. they are the loveliest people with the most darling toddler, and they could really use the help <3
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Maya Bishop | Station 19 - 7x05
I would be honoured... Captain Herrera. Oh! I love getting to say that.
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