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help me move out of my tiny car and into a vehicle like this!
i'm disabled and homeless, and while i'm in the process of getting approved for disability, i need more safety and stability.
with a larger vehicle like these, i could have enough space to install a kitchen, bed, electricity, shower, etc, and essentially make a home out of it. if you've ever wanted to help house a homeless person, please consider donating to my fundraiser!
the goal is 10k, but vehicles like this sell for much cheaper! as soon as i can, i'll purchase a suitable vehicle and start the project immediately. i'll use whatever i don't spend buying the vehicle for maintenence it might need, the tools and materials i'll need to convert it, plus the legal stuff surrounding registration, first year of insurance, etc. anything still left after that will be used to just allow me to live longer and have a safety net while i get income.
this is something i've been dreaming of for a long time, and as the housing market gets crazier i've realized it's probably the only way i'll have a stable home. i've been researching this project for years and i'll have some helping hands, so your money will be used well to create a home for me.
we're on pace to get me into a van by the end of summer or early autumn, and i could finish the conversion before it starts snowing! this is way sooner than i ever expected. please consider donating, and/or boost this post to keep up the momentum!
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$733/10k
#boost#donation request#mutual aid#homeless#homelessness#fundraiser#gofundme#i'm still trying to decide between a box van and a camper or smth like a sprinter#theyre all about the same price but the insurance might be different#i might need to register a box van as a mobile home rather than a camper which might make the insurance more expensive#the conversion on a box van will be more expensive too#but! ill have so much space itll be luxury for not that much more money#it depends how much money i can get selling my car#technically i know i can survive winter in my car but itd be really nice to have insulated walls
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Bunch of Deviants II
Summary: Second part of me assigning a k!nk to each of the 141 + Alejandro, Rudy, Graves, König and Valeria that I could imagine them having. You can find part one here. Enjoy!
Characters: Simon "Ghost" Riley, Johnny "Soap" MacTavish, König, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, John Price, Phillip Graves, Alejandro Vargas, Rudy Parras, Valeria Garza, all x reader
Rating: NSFW (minors DNI)
Warnings: Choking, Primal Kink, Free Use, Degradation
Word Count: 1.3k-ish
Ghost - Primal
He loves the thrill of hunting you down. Even though you of course know that it's just him, the panic you feel when he catches you is genuine. The way he towers over you, eyes cold except for the sense of victory in them that he caught you and that you are now his to deal with whatever he wants to.
Usually he just takes you right where he catches you, ripping your clothes from your body and fucking you, pinning you down and just holding you in whichever position he needs you in.
He will be so humiliating and degrading, oh, you should run faster next time, are you actually enjoying this? you really are a needy little slut.
After he has come and you are all fucked out he will hold you, just pressing you to his chest until your heartbeat returns to a normal pace.
Soap - Receiving Nudes at Work
He loves when you rile him up through the entire day, sending him pictures, videos or voice messages, telling him how badly you want him, how you need him, how you've been touching yourself all day but it just doesn't compare to when he does it.
He won't be able to think straight until he's finally back home with you and gets to actually fuck you, working off the frustration you put him through.
Usually he just has to get himself off as quickly as possible, fucking you desperately, but he isn't done just because he came. Usually he'll take his time afterwards to eat you out for as long as you can take.
He also makes sure to save all of the messages so he can go through them later, especially on long missions with bad internet reception where it is all he can use to get himself off.
Price - Watching you Touch yourself
He loves watching you touch yourself for him. It started once when he walked in on you and instead of joining in, he just sat down on the foot of the bed, telling you to keep going even though your first reaction was to cover yourself with your blanket.
He loves the way he can read your body, can tell when you are getting closer, those little whines when you push yourself right up to the edge. He knows you too well.
He loves watching you come for him while he strokes himself. You look so beautiful when you do and he takes in every aspect of you, the way your eyelids flutter shut, your legs shaking and your mouth falling open, his name spilling over your lips.
His favorite part is when he finally gets to fuck you for round two, you are so wet after you've come once already and you are so whiny and sensitive.
Gaz - Free Use
Free use goes both ways for you. Especially if you have longer periods of vacation times where you can stay home you will fuck wherever and whenever. Whether it is you walking in while he plays video games and sucking him off while he tries to not let the people on voice chat know or him pushing up your dress while you are working in the kitchen to fuck you from behind, you love being available for each other.
For convenience you both usually don't wear much clothes at home anyways and you also sleep naked.
Of course you both know that you can deny favors to one another if you are not feeling up to it, but neither of you really ever do. Each other's pleasure is enough motivation.
König - Thigh Riding
Having you ride his thigh is one of his favorite things, he loves the way it gives him close to no physical stimulation so he can focus completely on you without any distractions.
He loves the desperation in your eyes when you drag yourself across him, grinding your hips against his leg because it's the only thing he'll let you have if he's feeling strict.
Sometimes, when you are already overstimulated he will grab you by the hips and make you grind down even harder and faster, feasting on your whimpers.
It's one of his favorite ways to make you come, the way your movements stutter and he has to grab you to hold you upright, whispering sweet praise into your ears.
Graves - Pegging
It took him so, so long to admit to you that he wanted you to peg him. He was terrified that you would reject him or even be weirded out by his request. He didn't want to make you feel any different about him.
Of course you didn't, and you both loved it from the first time you tried it out. Everything about his reaction to being fucked refuses to leave your mind, the way his body just seemed to melt into the sheets, legs refusing to support him, hands tangled in the sheets for some form of support.
You have never heard him moan the way he does every time you peg him, his mind just immediately turns into putty and all of his dirty thoughts just spill out, begging for you to go harder.
Will usually be able to come hands free if you take your time with him.
Alejandro - Degradation
He loves you more than anything in the world and he respects and adores you, but there is just something about treating you like a dirty whore that gets him going like nothing else.
He loves making you give him sloppy blowjobs and making you drool all over him, he loves bending you over whichever surface is closest to you and just taking you then and there.
He loves treating you like you are property, like you're a toy he gets to use to get himself off, pushing you into whichever position he wants you in.
He doesn't let go until you have come at least a few times, his favorite is when you come around his cock, the way you clench around him and that sweet, overwhelmed look in your eyes drives him insane.
He will always make sure afterwards that you are okay and that you know that none of the ways he treated you reflect how he actually feels about you and that you know how much he loves and appreciates you.
Rudy - Choking
The majority of the time there is no clear dom-sub relationship between the two of you, however, he adores you choking him.
His favorite position is when you are riding him and then wrap your hands around his throat, just tight enough to make him a little dizzy.
He'll beg for you to kiss him, take away even more of his ability to breathe.
He comes so hard being choked, almost passing out and whimpering for you to go harder on him.
Valeria - Strap-Ons
It doesn't matter what your gender is, if you let her, she'll use her strap on you.
She almost sees it as an extension of herself, she adores seeing you on your knees and making you suck the strap, praising and degrading you at the same time as she fucks your throat as deeply as you can take it, "such a pretty slut, so needy for my cock, aren't you?"
She fucks you like she wants you to never be able to walk again, rough and deep, long deep strokes. If the position allows it she'll also use her hands on you, circling your most sensitive spots with her thumb and taking pleasure in your desperate, whiny moans.
#praying this looks acceptable bc i edited it on mobile#i specifically did the layout of my posts on my pc before going on vacation and then accidently fucked it up lmfao#ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#johnny mactavish x reader#soap x reader#john price x reader#141 x reader#gaz x reader#könig x reader#alejandro vargas x reader#rudy parras x reader#cod fanfiction#valeria garza x reader#cod headcanons#konig x reader#call of duty imagine#call of duty x reader#ari writes#cod imagine
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Hands on my knees.
Now I'm thinking of an au because of the nasty coworker soap hidden camera thing. AU where some prick you slept with left a hidden camera in your apartment for a live stream on the dark web (shut up i know its cliche let me live) and its a 24/7 stream of your bedroom with audio.
And one of the boys is a frequent viewer, watches a stupid amount of the time they're on leave. Eats dinner while watching their favorite show, etc etc.
(Dark stuff and NSFW ahead warning.)
Soap is the one who is the most impulsive about it. He's the one who feels guilty about it until he covers his own hand in his cum while watching you play a game on your phone. It's an insatiable need at this point. Can't cum without thinking of the bonnie little thing on his computer screen. You said the word Soap out loud once while talking to a friend on the phone or going through a list and he came so hard he saw stars. Went back and clipped the audio, he has it saved on his phone with other words, just so he can hear you say his callsign. He feels just a little guilty after he cums to you doing stretches.
But that's the allure of it, the taboo, knowing he's a fucking freak but doing it anyway. And god does he love it. Honestly the guilt fades REALLY quickly when he realizes how long the camera has been there, bordering on months. Such a poor thing you are, so vulnerable, so sweet. You just need someone to protect you from the nasty men in this world. Need someone even nastier to do it.
He makes the impulsive decision to go to the pub you mention on the phone with a friend. He waits until you're just a little drunk and "accidentally" bumps into you. Makes himself as charming as possible, smiles and laughs with you, until youre bringing him into your home. He positions you just right so the camera can see (he's recording the stream at home) and makes you as loud as possible, tongue laving over your inner thighs, leaving searing bites anywhere he can reach like he's claiming you.
(He is.)
He makes sure the camera gets a perfect shot of him cumming inside of you without protection. Hooks his fingers into your mouth so you can't stop the sounds you're making. He licks the drool from your chin and up into your mouth. Spends hours making you cum your brains out when he's not using you, well past the point of overstimulation by the time he settles, leaving you a hiccupping and sobbing mess as he rubs soothing cream over you, cuddling you to his chest so that this time, the camera can't see you at all.
He gives a peace sign to the camera after you fall asleep, and says "Alright ye bloody animals, shows over." before breaking the thing. Shoves it in the middle of your kitchen garbage before washing his hands and crawling back into bed with you. He sets up a new camera by the next morning, this one just for himself.
(and, if he releases clips of you two fucking online, that's between him and the rest of the god forsaken fucks on there.)
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Price is shameless about watching you.
He knows he's going to hell, what's one more sin along the way? He indulges himself far more than any of the others. The silence gets to him when he's on leave, and what better way to fill it than with a pretty/handsome thing going about their life? He spends pretty much every waking and sleeping minute with his laptop open to your feed, watching you go about your day. It's mostly mundane, really, sick in nature but not a sexual thing for the most part. Of course, he gives his cock slow, languid strokes when he watches your hips eagerly buck into the vibrating toy you're using, whimpers falling from your pretty lips that John just wants to swallow whole. Too impatient for your own good, you need to be held down and edged for a good hour.
It's that thought that sends him spiraling.
How much better oof you'd be if you just had him to take care of you. Such a shame a nasty, terrible man put a camera in your room - he'll fix that.
He ends up moving into the flat/house next to yours when it mysteriously comes available. He really wants a cute little spouse to come home to - really wants to sit them on his cock until theyre crying and begging him to move. (And if he can get them to call him daddy, well, wouldn't that be a sight?)
He takes the longest out of all the boys, ends up being the model neighbor, coaxes you out like a feral little animal until you're spending more time in his place than your own. He hates that so many people (mainly men, his main issue is the men) can see you at any given time. Can take what should be his. So he waits until you're out for work one day and he uses the spare key you gave him (so trustingly, honey you shouldn't give things to strange men like him. He'll bend you over his knee until you learn your lesson.) and he sneaks into your room and moves the camera just a bit after disabling it. Just enough so its more noticeable in the light.
(If he steals a pair of panties, well... he does.)
And when you come crying and shaking to his doorstep later, he breaks the thing in his hand, and chucks it before he ushers you into his place and coos at you as he fingers you in his lap, edging you as you work through all those big emotions :( Poor baby, he's got you now, no need to be so scared, he'll get you nice and needy and then fuck you until you're brainlessly drooling into his pillow. He'll even be so kind as to slip his ring on your finger too, just to make sure you know he's not going to let anyone else have you anymore. That he'll make sure you're safe from now on, isn't that nice pumpkin?
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Gaz I'm still trying to figure out how to write but I think he'd see the stream by accident, he's not gone looking for it, and he feels sharp revulsion when he figures out what it is while looking for some other information. And he's taking note of all of the things in the room, desperately trying to piece together where you live so he can do the right thing and figure out how to tell you about the stream. Definitely not because he's interested, and sure it's taking him a few days and repeated visits and- well, okay, you have this cute thing you do and- okay he's not... well he knows he's being a creep, but he's doing it for the right reasons. Totally. He's not... he's not being weird for no reason like some of these other creeps. And yeah, okay, he jacks off to you now and then, it's not that big of a deal, he's a little lonely and he's a little desperate okay?
He tells himself he's gonna quit, that he's not going to do anything, but then suddenly he's in your town on his leave, and he's putting himself in your path at every given opportunity. Of course, by then he's long since accepted he's being a real fucking freak by what he's doing, but doesn't he deserve something nice? Don't you?
And sure, okay, it's a huge ego boost when you do look at him and flush, when you try to collect your thoughts when you hear his voice. He smiles prettily at you and it all sort of spirals from there, until he's well and truly charmed you. He drops hints about the camera, but nothing directly implied. He finds a story on the news app on his phone about something similar and cringes, pretending like he isn't STILL watching the live feed of your apartment when he's in his own. Says something about how only a real freak would put a camera in someone's house. Good thing you've never done that to his place and he laughs, because he's never been to yours yet so you take it as a joke.
Weeks later, when you're doing a clean of your apartment, you find the camera and call him, and he comes over and hugs you, coos that it's probably not even plugged in, just some dick trying to scare you. He helps you run through who it could possibly be that did it, until he's given the dude's full name and address online.
He gives the camera a shit eating grin over your shoulder, looking directly into it even though you haven't pointed it out yet.
He presses a kiss to your forehead and offers you stay at his place for the night (when he really means forever.) He makes sure there's no cameras around you ever again.
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Ghost is... the worst of them. In his own special way.
Assuming he isn't the one who put the damn thing in your room, he's definitely a regular on some of the grossest sites known to man, half out of sheer morbid curiosity, and half because he sometimes does end up finding things he likes. Your stream isn't the first he's watched, but it is the first he stays for. There's something about you that mesmerizes him. He ends up visiting the stream more and more until he's pieced together where you live and what your general schedule is. It takes a few months, but he wants you for himself - nothing else will do.
There's no preamble, no game that's played like the others. He forges a passport and documents and gets everything set up, and you don't even know that you're about to go tumbling into his net. He's quick about it, when he gets into your apartment. Ends up tying you up nice and neat, arms behind your back and ankles to your thighs while you sleep. Leaves the gag for last, just for the thrill of you screaming (so he can punish you) when you wake up. He blindfolds you, and moves the camera for a better view before flicking the lights on. He wakes you up with a slap to your ass, feeling himself grow hard as you panic. He cuts your clothes off with a knife, tells you not to squirm, and when you do and he knicks you, he just tuts and tells you that you shoulda known better.
Licks the blood from your skin with his mask rolled up before he pulls it back down (just a plain balaclava). He ends up hoisting you up so you're on your knees, positions you perfect for the camera to see, and fingerfucks you nice and fast, one hand on your throat to keep you upright, the other pitoning in and out of your hole. He makes sure to hit your g-spot/prostate every single time when he finds it, sets an absolutely brutal pace that has your tears leaking through the blindfold. When you get close, he bullies your clit/cock, moving fast and hard until you're screaming and you collapse. He tells you this is your fault, for trusting some prick and not even checking your own home.
Lines his cock up with you and doesn't prep you any further, only one orgasm and a little bit of finger fucking not nearly enough to prep you for what he's packing. He ends up fucking you hard, and fast, and brutal, still pumping your cock/rubbing your clit through the whole thing, not caring for anything but how you cry and squeeze so tight around his cock. He lets you heave sobs when he finally cums inside, no protection, and he pinches your nipples painfully hard to get your attention. When he's sure he's got it, he warns you not to let him drip out of you. Never tells you to stop crying, but tells you if you scream or try and get away, you will not like the punishment. He takes the gag out and you try to wriggle away, so he puts the gag back in while you try and apologize, ask for a second chance, and he just puts you on the floor, angles the camera just so, and takes the blindfold off. He tells you exactly how long he's been watching, how many people he sees in the stream at any given time, and then he ties a vibrator to your clit/cock and sets it on the highest setting it can go. He tells you to give the boys a good show before you retire from your acting career, and presses a kiss to your forehead through the mask.
He gives you an hour alone with your fans while he packs your stuff into the boot of his rental car.
#soap cod#ghost cod#cod#price cod#gaz cod#dark fic#mod strawberry#strawberry writing#if theres any mistakes no there isnt close your eyes#i typed half of it on mobile during work until i got too worked up and i had to set my phone down#smile emoji#im mentally unwell teehee sparkles
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now i’m thinking about reader setting off the over-sensitive smoke detector at their new place and having to explain to the handsome crew of firefighters that responded to the call that no, there’s no fire, they’re just a shitty cook.
to add to your humiliation, they dispose of your burnt-to-a-fucking-crisp dinner and make a fuss about you not having anything to eat.
kyle catches how his mentor’s drinking in this person’s appearance, clearly endeared by their embarrassment and manners.
so kyle mentions that it’s a good thing it’s john’s turn to cook for the station that night, and there’s always extra.
you try to decline, that you couldn’t possibly intrude, but the man who introduced himself as soap insists. a visitor, especially one like yourself, always brightens up the place.
next thing you know, you’re being helped into the truck, sandwiched between john and the guy in the skull mask.
something something insert pun about fire.
#fireman price you live rent free in my brain baby#written on mobile forgive the mistakes#i didn’t look up the differences between fire and emergency services in the us vs uk my bad#also yes in this world you get to ride in the truck#tf 141
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hi codtumblr........this was a mini hit on my old account. inspiration below the cut
source: call of duty mobile comics
#simon ghost riley#simon riley#captain john price#john price#captain price#call of duty#call of duty mobile#jawbone ghost#call of duty modern warfare 2#cod mw2#cod mwii#mw2#mwii#my art
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lord i am always thinking about him
#i want him so bad. i dont need him. i dont need him. i dn#rotates him in my mind.#bay. byaby. baby.#bbbabbY. bbabayy.#BABY.#sci speaks#one day i will have you.#he is like £40 and that is homophobic. i cannot in good conscience spent that much money on one single funko pop.#how could i look myself in the mirror.#but look at him. look at him. LOOK AT HIM.#one day the planets will align and i will find him at a reasonable price.#in the meantime i will cry over him.#theres also a spider-man in the spider-mobile funko i'd die for. i'll kill for him. sci show them the spider-mobile funko.
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reopening comms, terms of service and additional information under the cut!
reblogs are super appreciated! direct message me if you're interested or have any questions 🦔 :)
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⋆°•☁︎ Introduction Post ☁︎‧₊˚
ᯓ★ Name: Zaríc (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
ᯓ★ Pronouns: she/her
ᯓ★ Sexuality & Gender: bi gender fluid
ᯓ★ Age: 19
ᯓ★ MBTI: INFP
ᯓ★ Zodiac sign: libra
ᯓ★ Ethnicity: 🇵🇭
ᯓ★Fandomsᯓ★
My dear hatchet man
Castlevania
Mushroom oasis
Haikyuu
Hazbin hotel
Helluva boss
The kid at the back
Blue lock
Mobile legends
Wuthering waves
Sally face
Detroit become human
Nocturnals
Kengan ashura
A date with death
ERROR143
14 days with you
A double sided mirror
Binary star hero
The price of flesh
South park
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setting up commissions moodboard!!!!
#ooohhhh vgen let me in let me in ahhhhhhh#anyway sneakpeak into what ill be doing#(pretend theres a colon i forgor)#headshot: sketch + colour = 8 usd / line + flat = 12 usd / full = 15 usd#halfbody: sketch + colour = 20 usd / line + flat = 27 usd / full = 30 usd#chibi: full = 15 usd / ych (like my pfp): full = 25#ill probably have discounts or wtv when needed but lowk i mainly just want to draw something else than my own ocs#p sure the prices are okayish i had to kinda base it on what would be fair to me in euro so blegh#they wont be open until i can setup a vgen cuz dont have a paypal but there will probs be a carrd w more info before i officially open them#raidenloml posting#i just noticed that i wrote sneakpeek wrong HELP#curse you tumblr mobile
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this sucks lol
#this reminds me of how at work#literally everything we do has to be expressed and justified in the language of career readiness#it's like we've all agreed there is nothing more important to a person's life and no purpose for education beyond career readiness#it drives me insane#because it's clearly so reactive and driven by anxiety rather than conviction#but to see it starting literally in infant care just makes me feel sick!!! i hate it!!!!#i am never going to talk to my child about career readiness lol. never ever ever. this i resolve#my whole MO as a parent will be to encourage his curiosity and interest in the world around him#and encourage him to follow his interests - whatever they are - wherever they lead him#i hope he enjoys learning and loves things and has real interests that are just his own#also i think what's even more nuts to me is like#we work with a large first gen student population and for many of them financial security and upward economic mobility for their families#is really important!#so i can understand some of the career readiness emphasis even if i think we do people a disservice to act like that's the only thing#that motivates them#but kids who can afford goddard school prices...#they are not going to struggle financially#they are going to have a very deep safety net#so the economic anxiety doesn’t even make sense
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as someone who cannot deal with mobile gacha games post-2016 I AM cautiously intrigued by infinity nikki. visuals look fantastic and so cute, the platforming in the ign gameplay i saw seemed a little rough but as long as its not too hard i'll be fine (<- said as a person who is shockingly bad at 3d platformers) but i am hopeful. if its a fun game to play i'll be really excited, as someone who's only played nikki up2u ive always been curious about how that normal girl dressup game turned into like. nikkis hellscape or whatever ive heard about it. nikkis torture dimension. nikkis purgatorial plain of endless suffering. thats my understanding of the franchise at least.
#up2u was the only one i could handle orz also the only one out at the time LOL but i did try the others at later points#i dropped off pretty quick tho because UNFORTUNATELY like i said i really really cannot deal with gacha game pacing#like specifically post 2016 ish it got really bad because games got more complicated. so the opening tutorial would be like hours long#and it would always piss me off. and by the time i got to the actual game i was too burnt out to read the stories#plus a big mobage design philosophy rn is like. grind for a reward. but that doesnt work on me if i dont like the grind#i love grindy games. i love number go up. i love repetitive tasks. but the focus has to be the grind#the grind cant be designed like an obstacle. which is why i didnt really like sif2 despite my adoration for sif1 LOL#rest in pieces............... its about the grind being the fun part in the mechanics. if the fun part is just the gacha and story well#i'd really rather them just be visual novels orz my mobile game curse.........#anyway. i hope its good!! and i hope its like a normal priced game rather than f2p for my sake <3
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ARE THEY OUT OF THEIR MINDS
#THATS LIKE 25 CANADIAN DOLLARS#FOR A MOBILE GAME????#welp guess im not playing anymore#that fucking sucks#animal crossing#animal crossing pocket camp#pocket camp#my post#edit: okay the price is halved for the first 2 months but even 10usd is way too much oh my gos
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Well then. 👀👀👀
Where the tootsies at? - xoxo foot fetish anon
#anonymous#i had to scroll all the way back to march to find this meme on mobile#but i think ifs fitting!#zee baby im so sorry you paid the price for my joke
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kate proposes the job as a personal favor. an old friend needs extra security.
come to DC. wear plainclothes and earpieces. wander around. pretend to understand art.
and it is an easy gig, vip protection. there are no real threats against the big wigs attending the hoity-toity gallery opening, but their paranoia is profitable. all the men need to do is keep their eyes and ears open.
however, it’s difficult to ignore the attractive curator. she flits about, checking in with artists and collectors, protecting the art, and keeping the whole thing running smoothly. even checks on the four suited men patrolling the space. she’s diligent and polite, sweet as pie. poor thing could use a break.
but jobs like this get boring quick. they could protect these moneybags with their arms tied behind their backs. people watching is only entertaining for so long.
soap is the first to suggest the bet. whoever gets the curator's number first gets favors from the rest of the men. it’s childish, but a harmless diversion.
“watch and learn, mactavish.” gaz taunts as he passes his fellow sergeant. he finds the assistant in the crowd, and employs his usual moves.
it’s a surprise when he comes back empty-handed and sheepish. that doesn’t happen often. gaz could charm the skin off a snake. soap nearly howls.
“i’ll show you how it’s done.” soap oozes confidence, flashing a big grin as he takes his turn. tracks her down like a heat-seeking missile.
but he’s quickly rebuffed. when he returns, he doesn’t say a word; he just acts like it never happened.
price, certain of his experience, gets further with the curator. he bullshits half the conversation but makes her laugh. he doesn’t get her number, though. he takes it in stride. knows how to handle rejection.
ghost mocks the three of them, despite not bothering to try it for himself.
the men commiserate over comms, comparing notes and wondering where they went wrong with their respective approaches.
ghost’s voice crackles into their ears a short time later. clearly amused.
“think i found your problem.”
kate, in attendance as a guest and friend of the gallery owner, stands close to the curator. the younger woman leans toward her naturally, with a big smile, practically beaming at the station chief. kate grabs two glasses of wine from a passing server, lets her choose red or white, and then does the same with the canapes.
the curator's such a doll, profusely thanking kate.
"no one's checked in on me like this all night."
"that so? suppose i'll have to keep an eye on you."
it doesn't take much longer for kate to get her number, or a date on the calendar.
toward the end of the evening, kate finds the men. she doesn't bother debriefing them as she collects their earpieces. the guests file out, the gallery closes, and the curator pops into her office to fetch her things.
kate dismisses the men with a grin.
"i'll take it from here, boys."
#written on mobile during my break so apologies for typos#i don't care how unrealistic this is i just needed to see it#tf 141#ghost#soap#gaz#price#kate laswell
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Might fuck around and try to buy a car this weekend. If i do, that's step one to leaving the god damn state done and dusted fhffhbfg
#i think its high time i actually do the thing ive been saying i was gonna do for years fgcfgbf#theres a car im eyeing that has my absolutely most required feature for a price i can actually pay for at a nearby dealer#vast majority of reviews of the dealer are good and the car is supposedly good quality.#but if i have a good car then that means i have mobility. if i have mobility i have freedom.#and freedom will make it so i can escape my current circumstances.
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You ever be comparing notes with your buddy who is receiving medical attention for a different thing from you are so you’re just comparing notes about symptoms anyways we match we both probably have all three things this isn’t funny (I say laughing)
#chaoticbuggybitchboy#actually disabled#the doctors don’t know but we’re passing notes in the back they’re actually treating like 5 people price of one#because fuck it I’m not gonna gatekeep reliable medical advice from my friends#chat all my friends be hyper mobile it’s bonkers
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