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im gonna finally post the maki drawing that I had a poll on from like. 2 months ago LMAOOOOOO gimme like an hour or smthg its in my queue
#my mf late ass istg#im gonna stop mentioning things until i like literally have it all ready to go in the drafts#said maki fanart is drowning in like . 40 other reblogged drafts to queue rn LOLLLLLL#NO BC ITS BEEN ON MY GUILTY CONSCIENCE THAT I MENTIONED A YUUJI DRABBLE AGES AGO BUT ITS BURIED SOMEWHERE AND I NEED TO EDIT IT JSHVFUISJHF#it will be on here at some point just. not for a while SORRYYYY
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I was waiting for your reaction LMAO
i haven't even started speaking and my sister yelled "istg if you fall in love with that damn fox you ass of a rat i know you found that smirk attractive. what's with you and oranges lately" aND I ENDED UP KICKING AND WIGGLING MY FEET BUT NO ACE STILL HAS A STRONG MF IMPACT ON ME ššššš
#customer service#twisted wonderland#twst#I THINK THEIR NAMES ARE GIDEL (THE SMALL ONE) AND HONEST FELLOW?????#ONEST???#WHATEVER HE KINDA...
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@serendipitous-girl i remember when i first met you on here and we started talking about rottmnt and generally getting to know each other
and we made lil scenarios
and you were so kind and friendly to me and i was so excited to talk to you because you were the first online friend that i had made :(
and i remember when some weirdo dmed u saying 'i like your blog' and then they asked how old u were and then u told them you were a minor then we tried to find the blog and it was nowhere to be found:
"i like ur blog" *deletes bc ur a minor*
and remember when
and remember when we face revealed to each other and we were like omgomg ur so pretty and just like LUIYTRDHCGFVJFTGH
and remember when we manifested that u got discord so it would be easier to text and i would have to keep logging back onto tumblr
and remember when we made the blog and tried to troll our moots on it :(((
@fashionablysouly i remember when lori told me i should text u and that ur super cool and i said the only reason i didnt is bc i was too scared (i thought u didn't like me LMAO) but then i did it like a minute later
and you replied pretty quick
and you were like HIIIII
and i was like :DDDD
and we texted sm and abt rise donnie and i loved talking to you
i thought you were so so so so sweet
and then i got ur discord
and then i yapped more aboyt rise donnie ( i was so scared u wanted me to stfu but werent telling me)
AND REMEMBER WHEN WE STAYED UP TILL 4AM TALKING AND WE FACE REVEALED TO EACH OTHER
MY JAW DROPPED IN SHOCK BC OF HOW GORGEOUS YOU WERE AND YOU MADE ME SO HAPPY WHEN U TOLD ME U WANTED TO EAT ME
i was like THIS GORGEOUS GIRL THINKS IM PRETTY
and i had excited hand flaps or whatever tf
and then remember when i suggested i make a gc with lori so we could be bsfs and The Trioā¢
and then u had to do it bc i didnt know how
and then we all started chatting
@serendipitous-girl @fashionablysouly remember when the gc was made and we IMMEDIATELY all clicked like it was meant to happen
and we had the most fun time ever talking
and remember whenn i went through my breakup and you guys were telling me he aint shit and that i will be okay
(i was :D)
and i remember when the first thing i did when i came home from school was text you guys and we would text until late at night
and
and
the autism jokes :((((
remember when we would all three of us rant to each other and we would get hype with each other
and remember when u and lori got mad at each other and i was trying to fix it
i was littttt himothy
i like listening to the music i listened to at this time bc i was rlly happy and i always remember the feeling i had when i would text u guys
and @fashionablysouly remember when i tried your math work and i understood it
i felt so proud of myself bro
@serendipitous-girl i could NOT do urs tho LOL
and remember when we made ocs with each other and we made up the whole ass backstory
and remember when lori started her server and we became staff
i felt so himothy
remember when i was paranoid asf (lowk still am) but i was hella spiralling and u guys were like mf chill but liie <3
and remember when i made fun of u guys for sleeping so early
and remember when we got into beef with some people and we lit thought we ate
that shit was so entertaining i was cackling
i also remember actually laughing at ur guys' text msgs
like thats actually so hard to do
but u guys would actually make me laugh
istg i thought we were all platonic soulmates
i loved the racist jokes we made (towards each other)
i remember when lori almost stopped being friends with us and we didnt text her for two days until we couldnt take it anymore and then i literally ate and brought us back together
shit was so romantic omg
*literally combusstsss a nuttt*
pause
anyways
remember when lori started the mha roleplay and the server and then we got into hella beef and we started cooking like fr
that server was so fun
guys remember when i got into my fitness arc and i started lifting heavy ahh weights like i was himothy
my winter arc is coming up dont even fret
OMG GUYS
remember when souly was talking to one of her friends and then he started hinting that he wanted her so she took ten steps back LMAPAOAOA
and remember everytime souly mentioned a guy i would be like send that mf my way
and then i would crashout bc u guys always said no
and remember when we used to rate each others booties
and remember when we used to tmi
and remeber the tmnt OMG THE TMNTTTT
theres sm more that will come back to me but this was my peak 2024 :(
we didnt even make it to my birthday :(
ily guys sm and im gonna miss our gc and our servers and our tmi
i miss it sm :(
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Trash of the count's family has been living rent free in my head for the past month so here have me LOSING MY MIND OVER HIM <3
Warning this is quite long and has swears and only starts at around chapter 300
See if you can guess what was happening ;)
Tcf rants
Chap 355 ERUHABEN PROTECTING CALE AND RAON I AM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
352 why do I have no money? JSOWPWHEJEN PEPEFUCK YOUFUCKYOUFYUCKYOUm
And omg eruhaben picked him up LIKE A WET CAT WJWIOWQP
Like some point of record introduction is where the video call unbutton happens way before 350 why did I have to find calberu so late
OMG krs life is so sad " you were meant to die" 394
424 He and I are happy as well gahhhhhh cale crying stop QnQ
When you try to pay attention to the villains monologue but the voices in your head won't shut up 446
464Ā piggyback super funny bro gets carried like a haystack
485 self doubt is a bitch
BUT CALE RESOLVES IT THE VERY NEXT CHAPTER OMFG THAT WAS SO UGHHHHH <33333
THE BAIT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER AHHHH THERE'S NO SERVICE HERE
BRO that one chapter pls just LET HIM Cook
OMG "Please. Hyung-nim. I trust my smart hyung-nim.ā
What in the goofy fuck is this arc (naru von ellejan)
543 was kinda cute dkwhy
582 The FEELS OMG LSH AND CALE HUG WJSIWPWPQLLQ
595 cale? Sparring? Training his physical body?? Impossible
601 BDAY CHAPTER YAYAAYy ALSO CALE HON NO STOP HURTING
602 ."God. You must have seen me die today." Holy fucking shit my dudes
"Cale had started at some point to caress Alberuās mane whenever he had the time." kuxiydsljxkysiysitzjgzkyxou pls and thank you
Ws needs to STOP
605 āEven though he tells us to live, why?! Why?! Why does he push himself overboard each and every time?!ā WHY IS HE SO TRAGIC also choi han almost screaming cale instead of roksoo
"Choi Jung Soo looked as if he was about to cry as he responded to the weak voice." ubc am shakibg
Taerang is so funny omg
609 RAON IS JUST LIKE HIS DAD
612 ALBERU GOT A GUN
Let me see what you have
A gun
NO
613 "brightly as young Cale used to smile." awwwww
622 HIM SMILING BRIGHTLY OMGOMGOMG
623 "The Henituse householdās number one priority during that battle was-
āTo make sure that Cale survives.ā" :OOOOOOOOO
The misunderstandings lmfaooo
626 ON AND HONG PART OF THE MOLAN HOUSEHOLD
LMFAO FREDO CALLING CALE SON AND THEN BASEN LILY AND VIOLAN LOSING IT
628 did not know duke deruth was chill like that
Poor guy cale bruh new member to caleism
644 Excuse me noble sacrifice???? Bitch you better not
646 INSTANTTTT
HE BETTER BE FINE "called the beginning and the end of everything." ISTG CALE IF YOU DIE
"Raon swore in the exact same manner as Cale before heading toward the terrace." RAON IS SO CUTE
652 RECONNECTION???? YOOOOO
655 THEY MEET AAGIN
656 STOP THIS HURTS ME BUT OMG OG CALE NOW KRS IS SO SJWOPWW
OMG why are they so wholesome to each other???
His mom bro omfg I am tearing
669 damn he's cold. But ig it's war bruh you gotta cold through the mess
670 just stab yourself they said. It'll be easy they said. BRO WHAKANDA REQUIREMENT IS THAT
671 AHH ANCIENT POWERS CALLING CALE " our kid"
The absolute disregard āMan, you talk to me so disrespectfully.ā
680 THAT IS INSANE NO FUCKING WAY BRO
681 BRO DID HE JUST BITCHSLAP WS HE IS SO COOL THAT WAS EPIC
684 'cales in danger'? YOU FOOLS HE IS THE DANGER
And alberu spinning the gun??? How did he get so cool with it
685 MF JUST SOLOED THE WS THROUGH SHEER BLUFF HE IS SO OP
686 THIS PLACE ABOUTA BLOWW
687?? 'āI finally think that my life is a bit precious.ā CALE NO
He had an extremely useful worker BAHAHAHA
689 rasheel is so real
683 UPGRDAES PEOPLE UPGRADES
694 ALBERU IS TRULY A SIBLING OF CALE
697 HE DOESN'T EVEN REALISE HOW HYPOCRITICAL HE IS
BRO got a taste of his own medicine sit yo ass down and rest mf
699 OMGOMGOMGOMG
700 wait stop this is kinda sad
702 cale in his insane era
703 yo what is happening
705 foolishly thought there'll be angst but look at that potential
Alberu the og glib tongue
715 the sealed god better fucking stop before I beat yo ass
717 that gave me chills for some reason
720 shit not even cale is safe from the abusive childhood tragedy
BRO imma beat the ws up his stupid curse affecting krs
Also the plot thickens
723 clopeh is crazy in the best way
736 this entire arc bro cale is causing so much chaos
WTF why is krs life so sad bro
737 THE PLOT THICKENS
I love this arc wait they're supporting each other so much its so adorable
740 MF CLOPEH IS SPEEDRUNNING THIS THING LET'S GOOO
752 HE HIT HIM WITH A ROCK STOP
756 WHAT IS GOING ON????
759 AND HE STABS THIS MADLAD
760 CALE IS GONNA LIVE LOONG
And omg reactions!!
766 CALE FINALLY GETS IT
Karma bro
Sidestory 2-1 OG CALE FULL OF CLASS????
2-2 istg ogcale and krs ARE THE EXACT SAME PEOPLE "FLIP EVERYTHING OVER"????
2-3 HAHAHA I GONNA QUIT BEING THE MOST USED THREAT IS HILARIOUS
2.3 raon: can I be nice
Cale : no
WHY he so ruthless
BRO I just realised that this man has not sat down wtf he just finished fighting the sealed god let him REST
2. 4 "No matter what happened, the Crown Princeās biggest ally was the Dukeās House of Henituse which had his sworn brother and his sword art instructor." GUYS
Ahh he was so sweet to the kid
2. 5 LET'S GOO MEET UP
2.14 wow that's insanely convenient that you need exactly 3 more assistants
2. 15 LET'S GOO MARY
RAON MADE HENI FROM HENITUSE STFU
2. 23 Mary tryna copy cale and alberu is so cute
2.23 WHY IS HE HURT????
2. 40 "The rejuvenated ancient Dragon smiled a lot more these days." AWWW GOLDIE GRAMPS
Also omfg cale stronk
2.41 so wait fire of destruction did become a god? How else does he know about super rock
2.49 AHAHAHA CHOI HAN GETTING CALE THE FUCKING PILLAR
2.55 damn our cale is strong
2.58 cale proving that once again, he is the scammer
2.59 nah bro this shit too goofy they're just waiting for him to faint
2.64 can we appreciate how fast choi han and sui khan protected cale like omg
2.65 GoD is so real bro is funny af
2.68 caleism ftw
2.70 LMFAO what does alberu want??
2.71 "Iāll give you the title of Minister of Finance. Will you do it?ā" BRO IS ON HIS LAST STARW
2.72 BRO THE DYNAMIC HERE IS MWUAH AND EXCUSE ME?? ALBERU IS STILL HURT?? I WILL FIGHT SOMEONE
ALSO CALE NOT RESTING AND IMMEDIATELY GETTING AN INVITE IS RIDICULOUS
2.76 cale is too nice omg
2.79" H, human! I figured it out now! Clopeh has gone so crazy that heās gone full circle and looks calm!" I FUCKING LOVE CLOPEH THIS CRAZY BASTARD
The foreshadowing here is nuts my dude
2.81 HELP ALBERU
ALSO THE FORESHADOWING IF HE GETS HURT ISTG
ALSO WHY IS ONLY MY MAN SEALED??
2.85 GAE-IL LMAFAOOOO
2.93 TOONKA REALLY WAS ABOUT TO THROW A CHAIR
2.96" up.? Who is above me" OMFG HELL YEAH
2.101 aww choi han and raon supporting him
2.104 AT THIS RATE HE WILL FAINT STOP IT
2.106 LMFAO THE CHOIS ARE SO AWKWARD
2.107 Jakqpqpq Ron using sneak attack to make cale rest
2.110 lmfao choi han is the best at knocking people unconscious
2.113Ā cale is coughing too much blood bro I know it doesn't hurt but godamn
2.116 I love dominating aura so much
2.119 I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED CHOI HAN AND BEACROX SO MUCH
2.120 omg toonka found his bff
Tbc
In conclusion I love this story and everyone in it pls and thank you
#rants#tcf#trash of the count's family#lcf spoilers#lout of the countās family#thoughts#losing my mind
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south park post covid main 4 w/ you in a revealing bikini ! š¹Ė ą¼
warning(s): uses of prns she/her, fem!reader, lowkey a crack post, swearing, suggestive themes
author's note: i'm pretty late to the party (and this was just stuck in my drafts) so i decided to post it now, hope you enjoy!
stan marsh
his swimming trunks don't ever fit him, either they're squeezing his balls off or they're so loose that he will almost flash some poor innocent family
"alcohol-free" by twice but with the alcohol
i mean, stan's like wasted on like five margaritas before he sees you, and when he does... oh, HOOCHIE MAMA!!
ok but fr, the moment this pot belly man sees you in that cute ass swimsuit, he is ALL OVER you.
he's gon grab you from behind and give you all kinds of sloppy neck kisses
"you're so sexy baby. i love you~"
did i forget to add that's he's an ass man?
"š¶ take that, rewind it back, usher got the voice to make your booty goā SMACK!"
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kyle broflovski
leanly built kyle broflovski me thinks...
the only one who actually reacted like a normal grown individual out of the four of them š
if you have any body dysmorphia, this man will make sure you love your body just as much as he does.
don't get me wrong, he did show you off, but that was more of him making a declaration of "that's all mine, and you wish she was yours."
his hands most definitely will be glued to your hips/waist (his favorite part of your body)
anytime someone would look at you in a flirtatious way/quite literally flirt with you, he would instantly give that signature "i'm tired of your shit.ā¢" kyle broflovski look.
forehead kisses and CONSTANT compliments
trust me, he loves the way that fabric hugs all your yummy curves š
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eric cartman
this cutie patootie was shocked to see you in that. (calling cartman of all ppl that makes me want to vomit)
he tried his so very hardest to cover you up, with towels, a cover-up, his own swim-shirt, but you took it all off bc ofc you did.
istg he almost cussed a mf out for cat-calling you, he was fighting the urge to keep the true eric theodore cartman deep inside
he would hold your hand the whole time like if he let go you would vanish out of thin air lmao XD
weird headcanon, but i think eric loves seeing your hair down and wet, like all that water dripping down your body really turns him on
sunbathing is his fav past-time when going to the beach/pool
LIKE IF Y'ALL ARE TANNING TOGETHER, LAY ON HIS BIG OL TUMMY, IT'S WORTH IT ISTG, ITS LIKE A PILLOW
also cartman can't swim for shit so he stays in the shallowest part of the water at ALL TIMES. (come on, you don't wanna see his old ass drown, do you?)
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kenny mccormick
kenny man bun, kenny man bun, KENNY MAN BUN (but fr, he doesn't like getting his hair wet so he puts it up every time y'all go to the beach/pool)
you just had to pick out a bikini that would show the most amount of cleavage, didn't you?
my man's eyes must've POPPED out of their damn sockets like a cartoon character when he saw that shit
"ah that's hot, that's hot."
every chance this dude gets he's gon come up to you like "madam, your breasts look awfully heavy, shall i hold them for you?"
but enough about kenny's obsession with boobs, i honestly feel like he'd be all kinds of lovey-dovey the whole time
hugging you, kissing you, feeling you all over,I'm pretty sure you'll have to literally bitch-slap kenny cuz this man will be attached to your hip like a tumor
also, you know that hawaiian shirt he always wears (that probably hasn't been washed in 6 months)? yeah, that thing will stay on his body the whole time unless he's in the water. but it's unbuttoned ofc, he isn't trying to die of heat stroke bruv š
#south park#south park post covid#south park headcanons#south park x reader#stan marsh#stan marsh x reader#kyle broflovski#kyle broflovski x reader#eric cartman#eric cartman x reader#kenny mccormick#kenny mccormick x reader#crack post#crack fic#honestly idk wtf im doing#lmao#please ignore this
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nct dream reaction to their idol!reader girlfriend being shipped with another idol
anon: nct dream reaction to their idol!reader girlfriend being shipped with some other idol :) love your works btw. and thank you for this in advance
pairing: nct dream x idol!reader
genre: headcanons, fluff, crack
warnings: mentions of insecurities
a/n: dhsjdj technically my requests are closed rn but I decided I would write this out so I hope you enjoy this!
mark lee
confused boiā¢
tbh he wouldn't even notice you were being shipped with another idol until another member points it out
you were a special guest mc for the show and fans saw the cute interactions you had with the boyz juyeon
and soon enough fans started shipping the both of you together
in reality, you and juyeon were just high school friends and you were glad to see him again
fans on the other hand,,
mark didn't realise you were being shipped with juyeon until doyoung pointed it one day
and mark was all like
( ć»āć»)ļ¼"nani? y/n and juyeon???"
he would then search up ynjuyeon on twitter because cough yeah
and found a shit ton of edits of the both of y'all
and now he's sad :((
he's sad that because no one shipped y'all together
"isn't your relationship a secret???"
"yeah but still :((("
mark sweetie y'all have neve interacted on stage before fjdjdndnd
he knows you love him and would never cheat on him
but boy is he going to be a pouty baby when y'all hang out next time
literally all he's going to say is:
"why do they ship you and him together?? why not me :(("
"mark they've never seen us in the same room before"
huang renjun
unbothered kingā¢
at least that's what he tells you fhdjdj
he found out through a vlive fhdhdjj
it was one of the usernames and the username was like ynxyanan_shipper
and renjun mf squinted his eyes like
did I read that clearly ą² _ą²
he's like yn and wHO
chenle was beside him when it happened and chenle was like what's wrong
and renjun points out the username
and chenle starts lauGHING BECAUSE HE FINDS IT SO FUNNY
renjun smacks him on the head to tell him to shut up DHHSHDD
obviously he would take a screenshot of the username and sends it to you
and he's like
short king <3: do you hv something to confess to me
you: ,,, my love for you??
short king <3: blocked
you: HAHSAHS IM KIDDING
tbh you find the situation honestly really funny
cause you and yanan aren't exactly friends? you're more of acquaintances than friends
and you made eye contact one (1) time with him by accident at an award show and suddenly you're being shipped with him
when you call him the next time to hang out, definitely expect him to be salty about it fjdjfjd
"hey are you free to come over today?"
"I don't know, why don't you ask your BOYFRIEND yanan"
"renjun istg i will break up with you-"
lee jeno
oh baby boy is gonna be so so confused
he's going to be even more confused because you're being shipped with itzy's chaeryeong fhfhfjf
see you and chaeryeong were featured in an episode of a reality tv show once
and the both of y'all immediately hit it off and your friendship was just adorable
so y'all kept interacting every time y'all see each other
and y'all are now nicknamed as the 4th gen gfs because y'all are so adorable???
like the chaeryn ship ur most popular ship ever
so jeno is so confused?? like why is his gf being shipped with her??
he's like a whole ass puppy okay
you, on the other hand, find the chaeryn ship really cute so you don't mind it and you jokingly call chaeryeong your gf once or twice on live before fjdjfn
whenever you tell him that you're hanging out with chaeryeong, he will pout at you and give you his best puppy eyes
like he will cling onto you and try to convince you to now to go
it works like 13% of the time and you would cancel plans with chaer but most of time it doesn't and you would end up being late jhdjsh
but it will slowly become into an inside joke between y'all
like yk that one meme
"this is yn my girlfriend and her girlfriend chaeryeong"
kjdhkjshfs yeah that
but in all seriousness, jeno is really unbothered about you being shipped with chaeryeong because it basically has the same energy as him being shipped with jaemin
whenever y'all are having play fights, you jokingly threaten to leave him for chaeryeong jdsfjds and he immediately stops and says that's unfair
pls shower him in hugs and kisses later
lee haechan
definitely makes a fuss about it
i mean he knows that you aren't going to leave him and all but is he going to be dramatic about it? yes, yes he is
he finds out by himself because he was probably on twitter stalking your hashtag
when he suddenly stumbles upon and edit of you and ateez's san
he's like O.O wot is tHis?
screenshots the edit and sends it to you
hyuckie: yNNNN
hyuckie: THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
hyuckie: BABY
hyuckie: SUGAR BUM
hyuckie: DAISY PIE
you: what in, the ever loving fuck, is daisy pie
hyuckie: *sends screenshot* ARE U CHEATING ON ME
you: hyuck that pic is clearly edited
hyuckie: I KNOW BUT ARE YOU????
you: i-
he makes so much jokes about it that you literally have to shut him up with a kiss
jokes on u reader he's doing this on purpose to get those free kisses
the jokes stop when you actually finally meet san during a game show and shippers are like omg they finally interacted
and the amount of ynxsan edits just,, grow
haechan acts even salty about it and whines about why fan don't ship y'all together when y'all have made eye contact during the golden disk awards bc he was being a lil shit hdsjhfjds
"hey what if i keep staring at you during the melon so we can get into a scandal?"
"hyuck this is supposed to be a secret relationship-"
"yeah but-"
jokes on u he actually does stare at you at the next award show and thankfully did not get into any scandals, but fans started to ship the both of you!
na jaemin
the true unbothered king
literally does not care that you are shipped with someone else
because he knows that he is yours and vice versa
and plus you love him a lot so
he finds out from chenle, who did it out of spite because one day chenle was bored and wanted to cause some chaos
boi basically ran up to jaemin to shove an edit of you and treasurer's junkyu together and went like
"look hyung! ur gf is being shipped with someone eLsE"
"oh that's weird"
"rigHT"
"I thought people shipped her with treasurer's hyunsuk"
chenle is like
HUH???
"aren't you like,, jeaolous??"
jaemin just shrugs and says "hmm, not really"
jaemin knows that you are good friends wth a lot of idols because you're a social butterfly
so he truly doesn't mind when you get shipped with other idols bc in the end , he's the one holding you in his arms
plus he knows the edits and shippers are mostly harmless
and he trusts you
so he just fucks around with chenle jkldsfj
chenle is still confused bc he wants to rile jaemin up for fun but failed hjdshf
zhong chenle
if you thought haechan was dramatic, then you better buckle up for chenle's
so you see
fans already shipped u and chenle
like
y'all already have a dating scandal
and both companies tried so hard to defuse it
see you are an mc for a music show and you were interviewing nct dream
chenle, being the lil shit he is, kept giving you the heart eyes the entire time
and 6 months later, y'all got caught by dispatch on a daTe
ofc both sides were panicking but chenle was enjoying bc he's like "yeah this is my s/o and what abt it"
but y'all still had a dating ban so sm was this close in kicking him hfdsjfh
fortunately, they were able to cover it up as someone else so there's that
so chenle is aware that fans shipped the both of you together
so when he sees you being shipped with stray kid's jeongin
he was like "HOW DARE THEY-"
calls you to complain about the ship for 3 hours
and that is how you found out as well-
literally you don't even know jeongin so you just let chenle complain about it
he goes on and on about why fans should continue to ship y'all together so when he reveals the relationship the fans will be surprised but also not really at the same time-
"should i get into another scandal with you?"
"chenle no-"
park jisung
oh baby boy is going to be very, very confused
i mean he knows that shipping is a thing between fans
he's just confused why ppl would ship you and p1harmony's keeho
like you have never interacted with him so why would fans ship the both of y'all??
the dreamies mostly tell him to not take it serious but the chenle and haechan would egg him on
"get into a dating scandal with them"
"guys no-"
he wouldn't tell you that it bothers him because he doesn't want you laughing at him, worrying over a small issue
so honestly, it lowkey eats him up on the inside
until one day, you basically force it out of him because he's been acting weird for the past week
he finally confesses about the what's bothering him
and you tell him that you wouldn't have laughed at him
you know shipping idols is a common thing in the industry and sometimes it's uncomfortable knowing it when you're already in a relationship
but you also tell him that it's basically harmless because fans can't really force the both of y'all together
jisung would be insecure about the relationship because it's kinda of his first? so he just doesn't want to mess it up
just reassure him a lot and tell him that you won't leave him
and as time goes by, he just gets used to the shipping
#nct dream#nct dream imagines#nct dream reactions#mark lee imagines#renjun imagines#jeno imagines#chenle imagines#jaemin imagines#park jisung imagines#nct x reader#nct dream x reader#mark lee x reader#renjun x reader#jeno x reader#jaemin x reader#chenle x reader#jisung x reader#nct imagines
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Diluc this, huffman that EXCUSE YOU- Where tf is your appreciation for literal Dilf Wagner ??? I mean hunny??
A workaholic blacksmith? Hunky af? Strong? Actually had some meat? (sorry itto they did you dirty why mihoyo give you sticks for arms I dunno) the actual fucking zaddy in this damn game?!?!? Hellooo?!?!
Ps: my brain if full of rot and I finally plucked up the courage to send asks lmao excuse all the useless ones i prolly sent
THANK you for the ask love @brokeartskid and GOSH I'm so SORRRRRY for the late response, shit for me is going a lil rough this new year but ANYWAYS šOKAY OKAY listen. HEAR ME OUT!! I got alot to say about this man. BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I HEAR YOU AND I GET YOU. I JUST DIDNT THINK THERE'S PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO THINKS THE SAME WAY DDHDHDHDJ and goodness please, feel free about the asks, you made my day with this incredible one <3 don't hesitate to drown me with your brainrots CAUSE UGH SAME DAMNITNSHDJS I finally know there's other fucking people drooling over this buff ass Wagner.
Side note for itto, istg he looks like Zeke's titan/ the beast titan from aot ā ļø I'm sorry mihoyo played my guy wrong
Istg, I saw a TikTok of him way before I started the game and man got me raising my brow in interest. And when I did join the game, when I would have some spare time, I'd just stand there near the blacksmith and watch him HAHHSJDUDHDJ. I got some headcanons of my own for this beef cake (lmao I'm sorry) ;)
Okay, No one. NO ONE can convince me this mf isn't pent up as shit. I doubt he ever took some time off from working so hard all the time and you know, let his mind wonder. So really, imagine being that one little pretty thing that caught his eye. >:)
He's ofcourse not one to have time for idle chatter (diluc much?), Imagine that sexy buff man for once in his life getting distracted during work whenever you were around the streets. Oh I'm sure it will be soooooo frustrating for the man </3 what's more enticing annoying for Wagner is that you know what you're doing.
So imagine one fine evening, he just had enough. He's not used to having distraction nor a need for something or should I say someone ? Ofcourse it's none other than you ā” even more so, after seeing you flirt away with his apprentice, Schulz??? Well let's hope he doesn't break the weapon he's forging with his bare hands. (Screaming cause like just think for a secondsjdj) bestie you're getting your guts rearranged tbh.
So I say, don't be so surprised if you happen to be walking by but suddenly get dragged out of no where but then see it's none other than Wagner himself, literally fuming. (Gosh doĀ I love hot men when they're angry.)
So just imagine, Dilf Wagner having enough with your shit and bending you over, arching your back until it aches a bit from the stretch but I'm sure you don't mind <3 the fucking man you've been wanting for so long, is about to pound you to oblivion buttt not yet.
The last thing you'd expect is him ripping down your pants/dress, the bottom half atleast. But before you could protest about the cold or your torn up clothing, his calloused hand spanking your bare bottom, hard. Gosh those hands. I can't bear to imagine the absolute bliss as well as sparks of pain you could feel through the impacts from his hands. My masochist ass can only dream~
And his voice? Cross my heart and I hope to die, it makes me all giddy. Imagine that same voice sounding all husky and drunk heavy in lust,
"You've been waiting for this, aren't you?"
"Don't tell me you're getting off to this like a whore."
OH and please tell me you remember his line from the dragon storm or whatever quest, he really goes
"What? Speak up. I can't hear you."
Imagine him mocking you like that when all you can do is whimper.
FUCK this, I can't write everything I think of here. I'll literally write a fic today about this mf šāāļøšØ lmk if you wanna get tagged ;))
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Hey sweetheart! Firstly, your blog is so beautiful and your writings are just pure gold. But I especially enjoyed reading Inarizaki trio and Nishinoya and Tanaka as best friends, so I was wondering if you could write that but with Oikawa and Iwaizumi? Thank youuuā¤ļø
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ā BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH OIKAWA AND IWAIZUMI
includes - oikawa tooru and iwaizumi hajime
a/n - iām considering making this a series!! thoughts?? <3
- LMAO GOOD LUCK WITH THIS ONE
- iām just gonna start this off by saying that they are the biggest cockblocks ever
- you could literally be talking to ANYONE who is the opposite gender whether it be a cousin or a friend and theyāll still be like:
āhey BABE, howās my lovely GIRLFRIEND doing? doing good? are youāre legs okay after WHAT WE DID LAST NIGHT. sorry for being so ROUGH. please forgive me BABYā
- thatās mostly oikawa but what ever
- istg oikawa flirts with you like itās no ones business
- doesnāt matter if you guys are best friends, he will 100% act like your very own horny boyfriend
- but whenever he does that, iwa is right there protecting you š©
- one time oikawa slapped your ass as a joke and iwa beat him up
- iwa: the protector of women
- being best friends with iwa = having your own knight in shining armour
- they honestly act as if youāre so fragile and as if youāre a baby that needs protecting
- ugh the nicknames
- oikawa prefers petnames like cutie, babe, baby. yk the basic ones
- iwa likes petnames that have āmyā in front of it like āmy love, my dearā
- the three of you guys grew up together so they always have a little soft spot for you especially iwaizumi
- they just love doting on you so much <3
- trying to find a boyfriend? good luck
- they always find a problem in any guy that you show even a little bit of interest in
- one time, you said that you were gonna hang out with makki and mattsun and they literally gave you the cold shoulder for a week
- OMG WHENEVER YOU GUYS HANG OUT TOGETHER, YOU AND OIKAWA DO VLOGS AND IWAIZUMI HATES IT SO MUCH
- tbh nobody knows why iwaizumi still tolerates you guys but we all know heās secretly a softie
- you never greet them normally, you always jump onto them and latch on like a koala to get their attention
- since iwaizumi is more reserved than oikawa in a way, you guys love staying in to watch movies and cuddle
- THEY. ARE. SO. OBSERVANT.
- you could have the smallest change in your behaviour and they would know straight away
- they are seriously the best people to talk about your feelings with
- depending on what you want, they can easily give you sympathy or a logical solution
- attending their games is a no brainer
- and because of how well you deal with them both, they practically forced you into the gym and said that youāre gonna be their manager
- you didnāt really mind because you got to spend more time with them
- you were also able to watch over oikawa and make sure that he wasnāt overworking himself and staying up late
- you also serve the purpose of calming down iwaizumi and kyotani when needed
- when they lost against karasuno, you were right there to hug them and comfort them for the next couple of days
- you and oikawa and always doing some weird shit in public to embarrass iwaizumi and its works
- but he always leaves you guys because sometimes he just canāt deal with your bullshit </3
- iwaizumi is always dragging you out at like 5am to go on a run with him
- OIKAWA IS THE CLINGIEST MF ALIVE
- like sometimes youāll fall asleep alone in bed then wake up with oikawa clinging onto your waist like his life depended on it
- when you questioned it, he just said that he missed you
- but mf howād you get in the house
- daily roasting battles
- some people wonder how you guys are still friends when yall literally speak to eachother like you hate one another
- THEY ARE HUMAN HEATERS AND YOU ARE NOT AFRAID TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT
- matching items <3
- shopping with oikawa is a dream come true
- iwaizumi??? not really
- heās got the spirit tho
- heās like the type of guy who awkwardly hold your bag when youāre trying on clothes
gc name: y/nās fanclub
oikawa: whereās y/n, i canāt find her
iwa: my house, why?
oikawa: IWA CHAN, HOW DARE YOU, STEALING MY PRECIOUS BABY LIKE THAT
iwa: shut up shittykawa, sheās sleeping in my arms right now. so stop texting or come over and watch the movie with us
oikawa: IWA CHAN WHY WASNāT I INVITED FROM THE START
iwa: you were, but you said no because you were busy with volleyball
oikawa: i-
iwa: so you coming or not, ur gonna wake them up with all the notifs you idiot
oikawa: hmph, im coming over and you guys better not be cuddling when i get there
iwa: too late, already are, did you not see my text from before ^^
you: TOORU SHUT UP STOP COMPLAINING AND JUST GET HERE ALREADY YOUāRE SO DAMN LOUD
oikawa: y/n-chan thatās not very nice of you, i thought i was your favourite
you: wrong, its haji
oikawa: HAJI??? HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN CANOODOOLING BEHIND MY BACK
iwa: so what if we have, just get here already dumbass
oikawa: already here, open the door before i break it downĀ
iwa: use the backdoor, i cant get up, y/n is lying on top of me
oikawa: iāll remember this day, you two, watch your backs
you: yk tooru if youāre just gonna keep texting and not come into the house, you might as well just go home
oikawa: shut up im coming <3
you: <3
iwa: <3
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Them Congratulating You On Getting Your Grades Up
PAIRINGS: Kuroo Tetsurou x Reader | Iwaizumi Hajime x Reader | Tsukishima Kei x Reader | Bokuto Koutarou x Reader
GENRE: fluff, crack (?), comfort (?)
WARNINGS: none :p
A/N: ok so I meant to write this a long time ago but...it obvs didn't happen ig- this is so self indulgent im- I wrote this bc i recently got most of my grades up from F's to B's and I'm proud so I want to show you guys how they would be proud of you too!!!
the moment you show him your new grades he's pulling you tight into his embrace
He had been helping you with your assignments for months now, staying up late with you on either video call or he was physically with you, comforting you when the stress was too much
But now all that work has paid off and your grade has finally got up, he couldn't be happier for you
His hands hold you firmly against him as you squeal into his shoulder, chuckles of his own seeping from his mouth
āI Did it. Finally,ā you breathe out, like a 300 pound weight was lifted off your shoulders
āYou did, Baby, and Iām so proud of you.ā
You could cry, right now, honestly
You can bet your ASS hes buying you dinner- whatever you want bc its YOUR day
Hes gonna treat you like absolute ROYALTY (more than he already does, obvs)
A calming night with movies and cuddling would suffice too, he thought, bringing a soft, fleece blanket to your figure before letting you make yourself comfortable on his body, laying on the couch
You deserved this, after all your hard work :)
When you told him your grade went up, he just chuckles lightly before waking over with ease, patting you on the head a couple times before sincerely saying, āThatās amazing, Y/n, good job,ā with a smile
He hadnāt helped you as much as heād liked too, but he could see how hard you were working for this.
You had missed multiple calls and texts from him because you were studying, you arrive to school with dark circles under your eyes because of how late you stayed up for this-
You worked so damn hard for this, and you're finally getting what you wanted. He couldn't be prouder
His eyes widen as you topple him onto his bed, yet he wasnt surprised when his arms automatically wrapped around your figure to keep you on top of him, his large hands dragging you up to chest as you lay your head down near his shoulder, his fingers finding a strand of hair to play with while you sigh with content
He missed this
āThank you, Haji.ā
āFor?ā
āWaiting for me.ā
āOf course. Iāll always be there.ā
This. mf.
So fucking rude istg AND FOR WHAT
You excitingly told him ab your grades going up, yet he brushes it off
āJust now? Those assignments were easy,ā he states
You were kinda pissed. Who was he to treat you like that? After you worked so hard?
But you were also kinda sad. Your boyfriend didnāt recognize how many hours you wasted doing work instead of texting him, how many sleepless nights you had simply doing late math work. He dismissed you like it was nothing
So, you turn around, not saying a word as you walk away
āHey- wait,ā he sighs, his fingers going to push his glasses back. āGood job. I guess.ā
Your heels spin you around as your eyebrows perk up in confusion. You couldnt help the smile that painted your face, tho
āWait, really?ā you say with excitement
āYeah, whatever, just,ā he sighs again, turning around without warning before he says, ācome on.ā
āWhere are we going?ā
āWhatās your favorite candy?ā
āBaby! Guess what!ā
āWhat, Kou?ā
āI got my grades up!ā
Yeahp. Him too. Honestly, this made you feel better, because you two had studied together (a tragic thing, really. You two barely processed a word that the textbooks emitted into your brains. Or maybe they didn't emit at allā¦)
āSo did I!ā
āWait, actually?!ā
āYeah!ā
You guys are yelling in keysmashes, piling on each other as you laugh and congratulate each other for your hard work
āIām so proud of you, Baby!!!ā He peppers kisses all over your face and body as you two lay on the floor together
āYou too, Darling! Our hard work paid off, huh?ā
āSure did! Now I can be the best volleyball player and the best student,ā he shouts with pride
Your loud giggles was your only reply, as your head turns and nuzzles into his side while his hands fixate on your back and your waist, his lips pressing soft butterfly kisses to teh crown of your head
heaven
updatešmy grades went back down while i was writing this- hm- gonna go study after this ig
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can i request the trend of tiktok āthe faster you get to me the more kisses you get!ā with tsukishima, akaashi, bokuto and hinata? š„ŗšš
āTHE FASTER YOU GET TO ME, THE MORE KISSES YOU GETā TREND
w/ tsukishima, akaashi, bokuto, hinata & iwaizumi
requests: OPEN
warnings: talk of pee and poop in iwaizumiās
a/n: of course you can! thanks for the request! š (also the trend is used more as a prompt than it is as the main focus whoops š¤”)
i added iwaizumi bc he was requested in another ask so i just merged the two. my character limit is still four max!
who gave him the right š„µ
the salt lick himself
this dude is annoyingggg
you already knew what his reaction was gonna be,, so why bother?
welll you just wanted to be like all the other tiktok girls šš½šš½
you wait until you see tsukki and yama walking out of the club room and towards you
youāre bracing yourself for the embarrassment
ābabe! the faster you get to me, the more kisses you get!ā
no shit, he stops in his tracks. yamaās just looking at him like āwhat you finna do?ā
you know what he does? turns around and starts walking in THE OTHER DIRECTION
you areā¦ baffled
when finally catch up to him, youāre pouting
ādude, what the hell?ā
he glances at you, then flicks your forehead dummy hard
youāre triggered, ādid you just flick me?ā
this snarky mf is now laughing at you
btw yamaguchi is very uncomfortable rn
tsukishima the leans down, bean pole headass, and kisses your forehead
āsorry i donāt do dumb tik tok trendsā
āitās not dumb! you just didnāt want to kiss meā
he looks at you with an unimpressed look, as if saying, āwe both know thatās not trueā
alas youāre still pouting
yama: āhaha this is me, see you guys tmmrā *leaves in awkward*
tsukishima knows your not gonna stop acting like a baby until he gives you what you want
he sighs, walks a couple feet away from you, pulls out his phone and starts recording
āsay the thingā
āhuh?ā
āthe trend thing. say itā
your eyes light up so much and tsukki smiles a bit
heās so soft for you uwu
āthe faster you get to me, the more kisses you get!ā
because heās a tall boi, it only takes him a few steps to get to you but when he does, he kisses you hard
like damn, okay sir
when he pulls away youāre flustered asf, he chuckles and stops recording
āhappy?ā
this poor boy wouldnāt know a tiktok trend if it punched him the face
i hate to say it, but heās a boomer šš¤š½ just like dadchi
heās at your house picking you up for a date and your sibling is bombarding him with questions
when you come out, akaashi is like āoh thank goodnessā
you smile at him, then wack your sibling in their side
āstop bothering him you weirdo!ā
āwhat weāre just having a nice lil chatā
you shake your head and start to walk away but your sibling is holding akaashi back, giving him the typical āyou hurt her, i kill youā speech
now you know your boyfriend is great when heās under pressure but.. this is new territory for him
you remember a trend that you saw a while back and decide to do it now
you know keiji wants your family to like him, so heāll be conflicted between going to you or staying and listening to your siblings speech
itās perfect really
so you pull out your phone and start recording
ābaby! the faster you get to me, the sooner we can go on our date and the more kisses youāll getā
my guy just blinks, āit is getting late..ā. plus heās not opposed to the kissing part so he starts to walk towards you
āhey! iām not done talking to youā
āthatās true, it would be rude of me to walk away mid conversationā¦ if you could even call it thatā he thinks
you laugh slightly, you can practically see the gears spinning in his head
ākeiji come on we donāt have all dayā
ādonāt you walk away from meā
akaashi sighs loudly. the longer he spends talking to your sibling the less time he has with you. if he walks away, heās at risk of your sibling hating him. heās stumped.
suddenly he turns to your sibling, āsorry l/n, we can continue this discussion later. y/n and i have a date thatās very time sensitive. i apologizeā
he then walks to you and grabs your hand before walking off
āyāknow my crackhead sibling was just mess with you right? you couldāve just walked awayā
āi figured, but thatās still rudeā
ugh we stan boy who has manners
āso.. um, may i get a kiss now?ā
omg heās so cute i love him š„ŗ
you grin and pepper his face with a bunch of kisses, making him blush slightly
tbh you donāt even need to ask, this dude is infatuated w/ you
heāll run to you any day of the week
but what had happened was.. yāall were on a date and bokuto went to go get ice cream
but that was like 15 mins ago and youāre just sitting on the park bench looking like a fool
and ngl you were a little worried bc bokuto is so easy to distract youāre thinking he fell into a pond or something
so you go to look for him and tbh it doesnāt take long cause cmon,, itās bokuto
he be loud asf
n e ways, there he is in all his glory playing with a German Shepard who looked like it was trying so hard not to bite him
the owner looked nervous asf but was probably too nervous to say something social anixety be like that
bokuto spots you and waves at you frantically
āhey babe! look at this dog! itās so cute!ā
ugh bless him
you send the owner an apologetic look and turn back to bokuto
āit is cute but i think youāre aggravating it.. i donāt want you to get bitten. letās goā
āit wonāt bite me!ā *to dog* āright? youāre too good to bite me, yes you are, yes you areā
*inhales* this stubborn kid, so now you got to think of a new tactic
you suddenly remember that bokuto is affectionate x1 mil
he would never miss a chance to be smothered in love
this was as good a time as any to do this trend and save your bf in the process :))
you whip out your phone, āhey baby? the faster you get to me, the more kisses you getā
when i tell you his head SWIVELED
the dude is an owl confirmed šš½
literally almost trips trying to get to you, now heās looking at you like an excited puppy ready for pats
the owner gives you thankful look and leaves
bokuto is still staring at you, waiting for his smooches
so you deliver š you grab his face and kiss all around and place a final kiss on his lips
bokuto looks so happy, like heās smiling so wide rn
all hail tiktok it rly be saving your stupid boyfriend
my bby š„ŗ
he loves you so so so so much
hinata will do anything for you yes anything
and the feeling is mutual, but sometimes you cannot comprehend what goes on in that mind if his
like,, you could not, for the life of you, understand why he ran into MOVING TRAFFIC
let me tell you what happened
so you were shopping with your friends (and just to clarify yāall were a strip where thereās a bunch of stores on each block)
you guys were just casual walking and then your friend pointed out that it sounded like someone was calling your name
you looked around and there was your orange fuzzy bouncing up and down on the other side of the street
āBABY! BABE! Y/N! LOOK!ā
too cute i swear
you smiled and waved, āhi baby!ā
āwait until i get across this street imma kiss you so hard!ā
cue your friends gagging
you giggle and decide to reference a tiktok cause why not?
āthe faster you get to me, the more kisses you can get!ā
b-but he thought you were serious
so yes he ran into the middle of a busy street
you are traumatized, paralyzed with fear if you will, you thought your boyfriend was going to die right in front of you
when he finally reached you, you scolded him mother hen mode activated
āwhy the hell would you do that hinata?!ā
uh oh, you used his last name.. not good
ābut you saidāā
āi was joking!ā
oh. now heās embarrassed and sad bc youāre mad at him
at least he thought you were until you grabbed him and hugged him tightly, ādonāt ever do any dumb shit like that again, okay? you scared meā
āi wonāt,, but since i did risk my life, can i get a kiss?ā
āNO.ā
i feel like yāall have a relationship where you guys can be mean(?) to each other w/o getting offended
so you guys are at your house watching Netflix together and he suddenly gets up and leaves your room
āwhere are you going?ā
āgotta pissā
istg i hate the word āpissā but IK he says that instead of āpeeā
n e ways you resume watching the show but your bfās been gone for like 10 mins
you go to the bathroom and knock on the door, āhey, you good in there? it doesnāt take 10 minutes to peeā
you hear him groan, āfuck offā
and then,, it all clicks, āare you constipated?!ā
āFUCK OFFā
now youāre laughing your ass of bc what the fuck
ādonāt clog my toilet nastyā
āy/n i swear to god if you donāt leave me aloneāā
āwhat? are you gonna fling your doo doo on me?ā
you finally stop teasing him and go back to your room
you send him a text, āstill constipated? š©ā
ābreaking up w/ you is looking mighty tempting rn š„“ā
ārude š¤§ but hey, the faster you poop, the more kisses you getā
this dude left you on read
and didnāt return until 20 mins later
ādamn i know my bathroom stinks nowā
āshut up and give me my kissesā
you raise an eyebrow, āiā you took 20 minsā
āokay.. did you want me to get up mid shit and come to you?ā
you donāt why but that shit had you cackling, you reach up and pull him close to you
you give him a couple of pecks and a deep kiss
aww heās smiling š„ŗ
āi love you my lil doo doo machineā
he pushed you off your bed
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LORD WHERE TO START WITH THIS CHAPTER. UHM WOW??? YOU LITERALLY DELIVERED BEYOND ALL THAT MY ANTICIPATION COULD EVEN ANTICIPATE. LIKE AND LET ME JUST SAY I WAS ITCHING TO GET OUT OF WORK JUST TO READ IT CAUSE I KNEW IT WAS COMING OUT TODAY.
FIRST OFF.
LEVI IS FINALLY BACKKKKššš NO CAUSE I ACTUALLY FKN CRIED WHEN HE SAID I LOVE YOU TO CHERRY BC IT REALLY HIT RIGHT THEN IN THERE THAT IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME EVER SAYING THATššš«š« And queenie CALLING HIM HER DAD TO HIS FACE??? I CANT ANYMORE. The way Levi has also realized how truly precious it is to be gentle and loving to Cherry now. His words and knowing he smiled through it all after now being able to hold her and see herš„²š„²š„²GOD THE COMFORT HE BROUGHT OUR GIRL I KNOW SHE NEEDED IT MORE THAN EVER. Iām so happy that his and Hangeās return guided her back to her hope. And you wrote that and delivered it so beautifully!!
The Ackerman cousin interactions this chapter was just absolutely *chefs kiss*š«. From the protectiveness, the emotional support, the loyalty, and FR FR BOTH OF THEM DESPITE WHAT THEY WERE GOING THROUGH HOLDING IT DOWN FOR EACHOTHERšš½šš½ And even their small teasing moments? Cherry even calling her ācousinā too was so cute to meš„²š„²š„² LIKE I ATE THOSE INTERACTIONS RIGHT TF UP THANK YOU.
THE REINER PART??? LORD SOBBING FR LIKE HOLY SHIT. I LITERALLY COULDNT HELP BUT GET REMINDED OF THE WHOLE MADDIE AND CASSIE SCENE FROM EUPHORIA. WAS SO HEARTBREAKING HOW YOU WROTE IT BUT IT WAS SOOOO GOOODDD. Like you truly did such a great job delivering the feelings, thoughts, feelings of betrayal, deceit, and hurt Cherry was feeling in that moment and afterwards.
THE JEAN ANGSTTTTT. ISTG YOU HAD NO BUSINESS MAKING THAT HURT THE WAY IT DIDDDD BUT IT WAS STILL WORTH THE PAIN. AND WAS MADE UP FOR QUICKLY THROUGH UMM A LITERAL UNOFFICIAL PROPOSAL HELLO???!!??? LIKE PLEASE THIS WAS JUST TOO GOOD. Mans was going through it and managed to gather himself, and let his own guard down for Cherry which Iām so happy he did, HE NEEDED A GOOD LIL VENT. AND THE TREE SCENE? HELP HES SO DOWNBAD AND I LOVE HIM FOR ITš©š©š©š«š«
AND NOW OUR CHERRY GIRLšš ALSO HEARING HANGE CALL HER CHERRY SO MANY TIMES MADE MY HEART SING DEADASSS. BUT OUR GIRL SHE HAS HAD SO MUCH MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL TURMOIL LATELY. BUT SHE HAS BEEN NOTHING LESS OF RESILIENT AND IM HOPING SHE IS STARTING TO SEE THAT IN HERSELF NOW. Iām so proud of how far she has come, ESPECIALLY in the way she has owned that part of herself that is like Kenny too. (Also knowing what Kenny said about her to Annieā¦broke me downā¦likeā¦I KNOW HE LOVED HER BUT LIKE IT ONLY REMINDED ME OF JUST HOW MUCH HE TRULY LOVED HER MORE THAN ANYTHINGš) BUT ANYWAYS IM JUST SO PROUD OF OUR CHERRY GIRL.
AND I CANT WAIT FOR NEXT CHAPTER FOR THE FIGHT SCENES. KNOWING HOW CHERRY AND MIKASA ARE ABOUT TO EAT THAT SHIT UP FULL THROTTLE. WITH THE WAY YOU ENEDED THE CHAPTER TOO?? NO DOUBT IN MY MIND CHERRY ISNT NOT GOING TO SWEEP SOME MFS UP.
Again AS ALWAYS I APOLOGIZE FOR HOW LONG THIS IS. BUT THIS CJAPTER WAS JUST SO AMAZING IN EVERY ASPECT YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB. AND YOU DESERVE TO BE PROUD OF WHAT YOUVE CREATED. CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHERRY THURSDAY<33
HOW CAN I EVEN START THISā¦.THIS IS JUST SOā¦.AHHH THIS IS SO AMAZING!! Iām completely speechless!! I donāt care if itās long I love every word of it, and it really makes my day and keeps me inspired to keep writing!! Like you donāt know how much I cherish these!! They really make me feel special not only because itās amazing but because I know you enjoyed the chapter enough to go out of your way and write this!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! THANK YOU!! Iāll read and re-read this so many times you donāt even know bro!! ā¤ļøā¤ļø
And yes cherry is about to kick ass next week!!! Iām so excited!!!
#cherry#attack on titan fanfiction#jean kirstein x reader#damn-stark#aot#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#fanfiction#chapter 27
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You knew what sucked ass? Coming out to the various pillars because they were either super chill or like āI will behead you Iām so homophobicā AND IT WAS ALWAYS THE QUEEREST ONES THAT WERE HOMOPHOBIC
If I had to rate them from one to 10 (10 being a perfect ally and 1 being would definitely murder me in my sleep)
Muichiro: 10/10 probably doesnāt even remember my label but heās a great ally and heās never pretended to understand the struggle behind having your sexuality be shunned.
Sanemi: -100/10 was probably homophobic to me just because he didnāt like me.
Iguro: 3/10 called me a slur like one time
Gyomei (100yrs on and I still donāt remember the position of the i and e š): -50/10 sent me prayer beads š
Shinobu: 0/10 sheād sterilise me if I wasnāt careful šš
Giyuu: 7/10 wasnāt homophobic did nothing in my defence thoughā¦
Mitsuri- 10/10 literally queer
Rengoku: -1š©/10 jokes on him though, my mum is screwing his mum
Tengen: 8.5/10 He came around to it quickly
Special mention thoughā¦
Genya: -1000000000000/10 WE CAN ALL SEE YOU STANDING THERE, THERE IS NO CLOSET. STOP PROJECTING YOUR FEELINGS, I AM OUT AND HAPPY. I could write a whole essay on this mf istg.
-Shizuyo
Disclaimer for those that like to argue:
because some people have the reasoning skills of a blade of grass hanging out of a dogs ass, this does not reflect the actual opinions of the pillars. I Fujimori Shizuyo am a fictive, my experiences diverge from that of what canonically occurs within demon slayer. My source material is set in the late 1910s to early 20s most people were homophobic racist assholes including some of the pillars. Most of what happened in my source material does not even reflect the opinions of the other pillars in my system and fictives do not have control of their source material, what happened, happened. They are not responsible for any of it I just find it funny to look back on.
Also the individual sexualities of the fictives I know does not change that of their characters.
I feel like Gyomei would send me prayer beads to if I was in your situation š¤ Granted, I probably wouldnāt say anything outright and theyād have to use context clues because some people genuinely perceive me as straight š
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hi!! i've been following ur blog for a while now but i haven't rlly interacted so, i just wanted to say that you are IMMENSELY talented and i love your work :D
and !!!!! you said send in soft thoughts and i absolutely cannot get felix out of my mind today >:( imagine waking up to him pressing soft kisses all over your face, smiling at you sleepily, looking so cute and soft and kissable and UGH ???? i very much want him <3
anyways, i hope ur having a wonderful day/night ^_^
nonono please iāll cry, send a warning before you start being this sweet omg thank you <33 nah fr waking up to felix is legit one of my biggest goals in life, him being all barefaced and pretty with his freckles and droopy eyes!! heās still so tired but the first thing this mf does is squish your cheeks in his hands and plant big olā smooches on every inch of your face before giving you a slow lingering kiss against your lips hhmph š and then nuzzling his face into your neck cause <3 heās such a sleepy kitty <3 and istg this boy wonāt let go of you until youāve given him his morning time cuddles š¾ he doesnāt care how long it takes or if heāll be late for practice and get his ass chewed out, give him kisses and hugs now !!
#šØ you've got mail!#hwaflms#moots!#also i didnāt know you followed me! i followed back!#love ur url omg#hope you have a wonderful day/night too! š½#soft hours
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i just wanna say, i am dicked down attacked by Jongho once again. Choi *mf* Jongho dances 'To the Beat' by *grabbing* his dick and I AM ATTACKED NOT EVEN SAN DOES THAT!! I - *malfunctions* why he gotta disrespect my heart like that? asdfghjkl a whole ass dick grab istg ...
I feel like you are in a Jongho mood lately. Which is understandable. I watched that video about.. 10 times?
A thing I might add: Jongho has the third biggest hands in ateez and yet his hands look so small on his own body-
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HEY BAE OK CAN I GET AN AESTHETIC MATCHUP??? FOR MHA??? IDK HOW TO DESCRIBE MY VIBES BUT IDK I THINK YOU KNOW ME P WELL AND YOUāVE SEEN ME BUT IāLL TELL YOU SOME STUFF: love love love piercings and tattoos! My closet (aside from work clothes) consists of mostly black, brown, gray, white, orange, and red and i like being scary goth sexy awoogašš for music I LOVEEE midwest emo and pop punk but iām also a total sucker for like indie folk and just vibey flowey music? idk how to describe it but itās! so! good! my favorite animals are cows and iām suPer into windmills. i think peak relationship/friendship is bullying the fuck out of each other like straight up cruelty but loving the absolute shit out of each other <3 i like to tease my friends and in person iām pretty quiet and sarcastic (iāve heard iām rude and intimidating if u donāt know me :|) but i am also sweet asf. ok i know this isnāt a vibe matchup but i feel the need to clarify i can be super loud and energetic w my friends but iām a big mf introvert and people always tell me i have a scowl on my facešš i get asked whatās wrong so often for no reason pls iām just trying to exist ā iām trying to think of more aesthetics uhhh. iāll just list specific niche things.āunder eye bags and dark circles, calling someone a dumbass with adoration, cigarettes in the dark, cold pavement on your feet early morning, walking in a forest at night, dim lighting and smoky rooms, a laugh filled kiss in secret, music playing in headphones way too loud, impulsive piercings, pushing your s/o around in a shopping cart, laughing too loud, playing with lighters, hair in bubble pigtails or double braids, hiding from the copsā ā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø
RAMSEY MY BELOVED!! When I tell you I was so incredibly excited to write your matchup I hope you take that at its full value because oh my gosh my brain exploded with all the possibilities here. Thereās a couple options I think that could have suited you (because your vibe is incredibly chill and fun so it meshes well with a lot of characters), but in the end I without a doubt had to match you up with...
I swear that this shit is not even pandering because I know youāve got a soft spot for this man ā he is the ideal person for you. And in the slim,, almost nonexistent chance that you donāt want this reliable, lovable, dorky dumbass by your side, I will personally step in to take your place because good heavens is he just incredible.
Denki is loud and energetic most of the time, although he does have his share of mellow and sometimes more serious moments. He absolutely adores being around other people, and that sociable attitude is only emphasized when heās around his closest friends. If you have a bit of trouble meshing with a group or a specific conversation, Denki will notice pretty damn quick and do whatever he can to make you feel comfortable and/or involved.
And if itās lovable insults you want, he can and will provide. My man is friends with Bakugo Katsuki and the iconic Kyouka Jiro, so he knows how to take a roast and then jab right back if he so pleases. Heāll call you a dumbass in so many subtle ways that it would almost be hurtful if you both didnāt love each other to pieces (which you do), and the fact that you retort with an even sharper tongue makes him incredibly happy. Oh, and if he ever thinks heās overstepped a line regarding your comfort zone, he wonāt hesitate to apologize sincerely.
Denki is canonically a HUGE music fan. That space in his head that was supposed to be for academic knowledge instead harbors extensive information on pop culture and entertainment, and he loves sharing new things with you. Punk? Rock? Indie? Heāll have a taste of it all in his multiple playlists on Spotify Premium. Man turns up his headphone volume so loud that youāre confused as to how he isnāt deaf yet. If youāre having a rough day, he puts those big chunky (noise blocking!) ones over your ears and kisses the top of your head, tossing you his phone and letting you pick any song of preference.
Yāall have mandatory vibe parties in his dorm room every week. They can last as long as five hours without breaks. FIVE FUCKING HOURS. Thereās snacks, you help pick out the songs in the queue, and someone nearly breaks an ankle during a transition from Mom Jeansā āEdward 40handsā into The Oh Hellosā āBitter Waterā but itās all good in the end. Heās definitely a hype man too, so expect to dissolve into fits of laughter at his energized attempts to cheer you on.
Oh, he can also play electric guitar, so do with that information what you will. Just kidding, Iāll help boost your imagination a little bit: him teaching you the chords to a song you love while sitting in between his legs on the common room couch. With his fingers just barely grazing over your own as he guides you through. Send tweet.
I just know he doesnāt have a stable sleep schedule, so prep your night owl ass for some late night dorm sneak-in shenanigans and a few deep conversations to follow it. Do you both sometimes fall asleep on the floor of each otherās rooms at 3 am? Yeah...sometimes yāall share three brain cells combined, but it simply adds to your charm.
You make runs off campus together all the time, too! Itās a known fact around the Class 1-A dorm that you both love volunteering for monthly grocery shopping, but everyone finds it hard to trust the sound decision-making of you dorks after the incident ā otherwise known as you and Denki spending a good fraction of the school-provided food funds on multiple random snack brands. āIt was a one time thing,ā you insist, and since no one else wants to go on the grocery store trek theyāre inclined to believe it. Some classmates were more excited about that particular event than others (although Kaminari swears on his vintage record collection that he saw Iida indulge himself on a pack of Pretz), so itās become a regular thing for students to include a couple snack requests on their shopping list.
To sum it up, Denki makes sure that every day is never completely boring, and his primary payment comes in the occasional glimpse of your smile ā and maybe a little kissy if thatās okay (yes, he literally says kissy š, istg punch him in the stomach or something heās so fucking dumb). Heās charming in a stupid, dorky way, but so sincere where it counts that you canāt help but love him at all times. Heād love your ass so much and I just know it in my bones that heād take care of you, throughout all of the stupid shit you experience together.
#genesisrose 1k event#matchup event#aesthetic matchup#my hero academia matchups#denki kaminari#ikigaitooru#ramsey!!
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Captains as Older Brothers || Headcanons
Ushijima Wakatoshi || Kuroo Tetsurou || Oikawa Tooru || Sawamura Daichi || Bokuto Kotaro
Warnings: Just some swear words here and there. gn!reader.
I actually have two brothers, one older and one younger. So this one is probably influenced by my experiences
M.List || Requests
Ushijima Wakatoshi
Everyone is surprised that you're his younger sibling?? I mean, you're a ball of sunshine and Wakatoshi is... Wakatoshi.
What they didn't know is that precisely because of your older brother, you were able to become the person you are today.
He was the one who kept you distracted while your parents fought. The one who shouldered everything just to let you have a normal childhood. And the one who demanded that both of you should always be together. He practically raised you in a way.
The type of brother who rarely bickers and just lets you win? He mature like that.
The dorm rooms for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd years are separated but you visit each other frequently, be it for homework, movie nights, or just plain gossiping ya'know?
Tendou naturally became your brother too. The best one to talk about the manga and animes because all your brother does is read the advertisements on jump.
Occasionally treats you with food whenever you do good at exams.
Found out about the love letters you've been getting. Rejects them for you lmaoooo.
Probably because you've told him about the person you kinda like. You can't really tell your mom about these stuff because when you were a kid and told her about liking someone, you just got a long ass lecture.
Wingman Wakatoshi nii-san? Hell yeah. Although he can just threaten them and everything will work out.
Best head pats. It's a fact.
Originally was against the idea of letting you play volleyball. But after seeing how passionate you were he just wentā ah, fuck it
You still were far from matching his strength in spiking, but it doesn't mean you're not good at it. (you're the best according to nii-san. Don't tell Goshiki)
Has the softest smile when you're around. His team is actually dumbstruck seeing him that way.
Practically has the whole volleyball team looking after you.
Kuroo Tetsurou
The type of older brother that basically imparts all his knowledge unto you.
I have always been this kind
Yeah but loves to annoy the shit out of you. You're just lying on your bed? Mf will suffocate you with his body. But he can tell when you aren't really in the mood to play around anymore.
You and Kenma always occasionally make fun of him. Or give him the stink eye. Depends on what shit he said.
Oh yeah remember the way he taught Tsukki about blocking? He likes to be straightforward with his words and criticism.
Midnight drives and food trip. It's like a monthly bonding thing you guys have. Might also turn into a driving lesson.
Also drives for you when you go out with friends. Fetches you when it's already late at night because he doesn't trust public transport that much.
Usually let's you experience and learn some things on your own. But steps in once it feels like it's too dangerous or if he feels like you can't handle the aftermath.
He wants to be considered as the best older brother. Kinda regrets letting you meet the rest of his team. They all baby you and even Lev's older sister loves you.
Getting bullied? Try to hide it from him? No chance, he got eyes and ears everywhere. He's ready to throw hands. Even the rest of the volleyball team got their fists ready.
Brings you along whenever he comes over at Kenma's house because you and Kenma seem to get along more than him.
Might have tried to set you and Kenma up. He failed.
You and Kenma decided to ignore him for like a week. Profusely apologized after 3 days and swore he won't do it ever again.
Has a quote that goes "It's the older brother's job to annoy his younger sibling."
Honestly a good brother 11/10. Would bring a speaker and food into your room just to cheer you up. Makes fun of you after when he knows that you're over it.
Oikawa Tooru
CONSTANT FIGHTS
Either verbal or physical. This bitch won't back down.
You both lost count of how your mother threatened to handcuff you both on a pole for a whole day.
But don't be fooled. He brought out the best of his team. He can do that to you too.
Likes to give you shitty nicknames. One of his fangirls thought it would be a good idea to call you that and Oikawa overheard it. "Who do you think you are to use that nickname? " istg that girl ran away like lightning. Sonic could never.
Honestly you just fight everywhere. Iwaizumi either stops you both or joins you in bullying shittykawa.
You know that thing where you just stand in the doorway of his bedroom and like, stare at him for a good minute and leave without closing the door? Yeah he hates that.
Honestly when he's feeling down, he just goes to your room, flop down on your bed, and talk his heart out. He thinks you're just scrolling through your phone and not listening to his rambles, but thats not the case. You rarely give out advices because you know that he just wants to lift the burden off his shoulders when he talks about his thoughts.
You rarely play volleyball, but will play with him just to make him feel better.
Being Oikawa's sibling means you're crazy good even if you rarely play. People are confused.
100% helped you during your first heartbreak.
Will probably break down your door just because he wants to try a tiktok trend with you.
When the fight gets a little out of hand. Neither of you says sorry. Just pop your head into the bedroom and ask him if he wants to eat. That always solves the problem.
Never says it but he is extremely proud of his sibling. Secretly boasts about you to your teammates.
School heartthrobs. You don't really care though unlike your hoe of a brother.
Asks you to come along with him to do his practices. Never lets you go home alone
Tries really hard to be the best older brother. Of course you love him.
Sawamura Daichi
Play fighting. A lot of play fighting. Either through volleyball or wrestling.
He knows he's stronger than you so he usually tries to match his strength with yours.
Will not hesitate to put you in a headlock if you keep being an ass.
Does a pretty good job of keeping you down. I mean, he is scary when he's mad. A look or a smile can make you shut up already.
Knows when something is bugging you. Will not hesitate to ask you about it so that he can help you resolve it as fast as possible.
The type to give you a piggy back ride if you still felt like shit.
Actually asked Chikara to make sure Tanaka and Noya limit their interaction with you because he knows that those two are up to no good. After quite some time and persuading, he finally trusts them enough to be around you.
Pranks. A lot of pranks. Daichi has boomer tendencies so he probably won't know about the latest trends. Sugawara is very supportive of your plans too.
One time you almost got hit by a stray ball. He ran faster than Hinata.
Doesn't say it but he gets jealous when you hug Asahi. Who couldn't resist hugging that teddy bear?
Will ruffle your hair whenever you did something great. You kinda got accustomed to it.
Actual fights never really happen? You retort once or twice but that's pretty much it.
Knows how to cook and bake. With you being his personal critique. He bakes your favorites every Sunday.
Knows when to bother you and when not to.
Older brother instincts is one of the best of the best.
Bokuto Koutarou
A f f e c t i o n. Lots and lots of it.
Will hug you out of the blue. Or throw you out somewhere, depends on his mood. You don't mind though.
You are a perfect balance between Bokuto and Akaashi's personality. Like their love child.
You don't really have an emo mode though, just a really strong aura that can match your brother's. Akaashi was thankful because he didn't want to take care of two Bokutos. His system can't handle it.
Bokuto emo mode? Call him nii-chan along with some compliments, that'll do. That's why you're always needed when they have a game. And when you can't come, a quick call from you is usually the team's plan B.
Usually takes you to his practices if you have nothing else to do. Will probably or maybe already has taught you everything he knows.
Tried to smuggle you with him during his summer training camp. He got caught by Akaashi and got lectured by your mom.
Travelling is normal for him because of volleyball. Expect a lot of souvenirs and gifts. He spoiled you so much and he doesn't even realize it. You don't take it for granted though.
You fought once. That was it. He went on full emo mode. You never try to bicker with him again.
The type to send you snaps and tiktoks of the most random things. Even at three in the morning. Not that you're asleep (Don't tell mom.)
Will try to smuggle you again. You woke up to him trying to stuff you in a suitcase.
Will give you infinite amounts of piggy back rides despite your age.
Kuroo and Hinata knows about you because he just doesn't stop talking about his precious sibling.
Feeling down? Expect Bokuto to go into nii-chan mode. Will not hesitate to slap a bitch. Or take you to explore the city and buy you food and stuff. Remember the way of the ace T-shirt? Yeah, you have a matching one.
When he feels down, but not like his emo mode, he just usually plops down next to you and start talking. Feel free to give out advices, he'll always say that you're the smartest and the best.
A great older brother indeed. He doesn't even realize it.
Gif Sources : Ushijima, Kuroo, Oikawa, Daichi, Bokuto
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