#my killer

[suchawrathfullamb]

some of the polls make me realize you guys do not get Hannibal. you just don't. you project too much to actually perceive the character as he truly is. you project like crazy on Will and specially Abigail but at least those you get a bit better but Hannibal? damn y'all do not pay attention to my baby

[littleuda]

Thinking about forlorn muskeg fills me with fear and dread

Evil cold Florida Everglades 😡

[mephicchi]

Blorbo bingo! Astarion!

_Puts on helmet, retreats into bomb shelter_

Is that explosions I hear? No worries, prepare the Helstorm Rockets and follow me, we will banish these foes from our land!

Ah, you guys can charge ahead without me though actually, I need to play some Bingo.

BINGO! Who would have guessed, me? Obsessed with Astarion? Hm? Surely you must be jesting, I would never let this awful shell of a man suck me empty of blood without even saying please.

Now why are you looking at me this way, Soldiers? We have foes to defeat! And you! Yeah you in the bomb shelter, keep this Bingo card safe please <3

NO I DID NOT HEART EMOJI THAT SOLDIER, CONCENTRATE ON THE BATTLE YOU INSOLENT FUCKS!

[kalicocal]

ONE FUCKING BREAK. CAN THEY NOT GET A GODDAMN SECOND TO FUCKING BREATHE?!?!?!

[artstetic-real]

happy pride. or whatever

[baby-xemnas]

yes you are

[fluffysheeps]

Oreorcas 🍪

[mansand]

jeff the cooker

[adaki]

Sry I’m late, I was being held in a maximum security prison on a secluded island and they had no wifi.

[aeliem]

papyrus meets the bad sanses (for let papyrus say fuck day)

please click for better quality i didn't see how blurry tumblr made the text oh god

[namespara]

"However, your partner -- JV -- is against the removal, citing public support for conservation"

My guy liked a political and poetical statement so much he utilised the law to keep it up

I never paint bgs EVER idk how this worked out but anything for secret lover boy angry french pissant!!! This tiny little info abt him had me by the throat goddamn

[fantasydoctor]

[hairscare]

yes i like good dad slenderman but i also know he enjoys watching them bicker sometimes

[notherpuppet]

Been thinking a lot about a radioapple human AU today

[heavenbarnes]

thinking about older bf!simon that takes great pride in being your built in pain relief.

“you right?”

delicate as always, gruff voice cutting through the peaceful lull as he stands right in the way of the television you were only really listening to.

“just a headache”

“you taken anything for it?”

you slowly open one eye as far as you can manage, confirming that the look on his face is endearing and he’s not purposefully asking stupid fucking questions.

he’s only man after all.

“i’ll give y’one if y’like?”

before you even have a chance to ask him what “one” might be in this scenario, he’s already nudging you up the couch to sit beside you.

he doesn’t give you the chance to ask any questions, really- not when he’s tucking your back into his side and slipping a large hand down your front.

long fingers slide your shorts to the side and immediately get to work, other hand holding your thighs open (more for his line of sight than anything).

“simon- you don’t have-”

“none a’that, rest y’head and i’ll take care a’ya”

[glazeliights]

what the helllll who are these guys