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imagine ur a dr fan going through the tag and see this and ur like so confused
#dangnaronpa#danganronpa fangan#mortalis perpetua#emily cortada#isaiah green#andrew stark#emily and andrew beef is insane#autism moment#im going feral#my kids please don't die#pretty pleeeeease#comfort characters
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Since book 7 part 5 (the part where we meet Meleanor/Maleanor 👀) is coming to EN this month, i would love to see your take on lilia’s proposal to meleanor! i mean they were like little kids right? it couldn’t have been that serious…i think the only reason she even brought it up again is because she could tell lilia still genuinely loved her…(even if he didn’t realize it himself?) but, oh well! Let’s think about silly childhood shenanigans to numb the pain! ^_^ (orz)
oh shit?! get ready for a doozy guys, it's comiiiiiing ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
I chickened out of posting the whole thing (look, I get VERY carried away when it comes to these wacky kids and their Tragedy), but I do believe that it probably ended with Lilia getting embarrassed and just shoving the first thing he sees into his mouth to try and cover for it.
(we're just lucky it wasn't a frog this time)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers#please excuse the Dissertation that's about to happen (i have too much headcanon about them)#they've been ambiguous about most of the fae aging/developmental stages (plus lilia and mel's species age differently)#so this is entirely me assuming based on context#but i think that lilia being ~99 was probably about the equivalent of 9-10ish?#(i don't think his age maps perfectly onto 'human age times 10') (if only because i absolutely do not believe general lilia is 29)#(but in this case it feels right to me)#and i think of meleanor as being just slightly older (like ~11-12ish)#so like...kids but not LITTLE-little kids#so i think lilia was serious in a 'i have a huge crush on you and i haven't thought beyond that' kind of way#and meanwhile mel was more cognizant of how their dynamic was basically#lilia: i would die for you#meleanor: that's dumb#(lilia 600 years later: man she was right. that was dumb.)#but yeah I think she might've assumed (or hoped) he would grow out of it#except whoops oh no it just got worse#and then raverne made things MORE complicated and you know honestly maybe getting murdered was kind of a relief#meleanor in heaven: well at least he won't accidentally raise my kid to have the exact same -- are you kidding me#(i have too many thoughts to express properly i'm sorry) (i just. love these morons a lot okay.)
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´´ You already know that i´m interested. ´´
#ugh please he was so down already are you kidding T_T#i love him#i love them#yes i will die on this hill#i was rooting for buddie for so long#but i don't know if i want buddie if it will cost me them#cause i love bucktommy way too much right now#bucktommy#911 abc#911 on abc#911 show#evan buckley#tommy kinard#buck x tommy#tommy x buck#firefly#tevan#kinkley#tommybuck#911 buck#911 tommy#911edit#911 gifs#my gifs#gifpost#lou ferrigno jr#oliver stark
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And that's why Michael got cool shades in this AU.
That feeling when you're just a teenager and already got cataract. Amongst the other things that damn possession and truck accident caused you But John is doing his best all on his own...!
#faith the unholy trinity#michael davies#john ward#my art#i need a name for this au of mine#Father and Children AU#why children?#well i don't like innocent teenagers dying#imma draw Amy too in this au sooner or later fuck that i ain't letting her die#Please do not be like John tho.#Bring people that got ran over by a truck to a hospital don't heal them at home while you exorcise them.#also i love Michael he's just a kid that poked a dead fox and he triggered a red exclamation mark on every cultist in the range of 10 km
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That one dumb tweet has put this outfit that HE ONLY EVER APPEARS IN ONCE IN THE ENTIRE SHOW into the forefocus of my brain for like 3 days now so have this
#He is SO silly it is UNREAL#And that color of purple looks so good on him they should bring smth like this back omg#It is criminal that he only has like. 4 minutes of screen time in this outfit. please lego please#Ignore how wonky some things are im eepy and stressed weewoo#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk#tang lmk#pigsy lmk#freenoodleshipping#freenoodles#I don't think tang in this outfit has a specific tag very sad#THE NEW LEAKED OUTFITS AREN'T HELPING WITH MY DELIRIUM NOW I NEED TO DRAW HIM IN THAT ONE-#IMMEDIATELY TOO AUGHHH#If anything else cool drops before I get done with my exams I might actually just die#I just need things to hold off until may 20th after that I'm good pleaseeee Lego pleaseeeeeeee#Back to the scorpion outfit they should really put him in purple more often it's so good on him nfndhsnm#It's definitely just the floor length robe thing and the long sleeves but it gives me ao lie vibes#so silly it's criminal heehheehoo#Zaacoy art💫
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Hey Stolitz fans is now a good time to post my fankid or are you all still raw
This is Ronnie: a fankid who started off as a character design exercise and—like every other character design exercise I attempt—turned into a whole thing. I'm not a true Stolitz shipper and truly believe their relationship will never work in this show (key phrase in this show I'm sure someone else could fix them) but I fell down a rabbit hole with this girl. So she exists in some radially different au where somehow Stolas gets boy pregnant and they have their mpreg baby. Very implausible but surprisingly fun to make headcanons for. Yippee
Very not 100% on her main outfit (accidental boyfriend fnf swag oops) or any of these tbh I made them off the cuff and they kinda ass but it's cool. Also the sonic ass haircut is a choice but I definitely fuck with it
Finally the drafts
#idk how tall Blitz is all i know is she ends up taller because it'd be fun#my art#digital art#helluva boss#stolitz#stolitz fankid#stolitz kid#helluva boss oc#don't look at this cryptamen#like. do NAWT touch this post do not LOOK at it can i please shamefully die in peace 🏃🏾♀️#....this was was scheduled for hours from now why is it suddenly up#EEK. the consequences of my actions. nobody look at me i was supposed to sleep through this
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Honestly transformers one deserves a medal for being the first transformers. Thing. In like five years to make me actually like and want to see bumblebee
#God I was. Look okay the market. The transformers market. Is SO oversaturated with bumblebee#Stop making him the protagonist of things please I just want to see ONE new character just one just one new guy#Like he's familiar I get it. The audience knows him. Cute little guy#But also I do not care get him off of my SCREEN#It's not even that I DISLIKE bumblebee. As a character. I liked him in the 80s I liked him in Bumblebee 2018 I liked him in prime#I am just. SO tired of seeing him in EVERYTHING#Bumblebee oversaturation is real and it could happen to you#Anyways tf1 made him fun again. He's quirky. he's silly. He's not an audience surrogate or an inexperienced kid for the adults to teach he'#Literally just some guy. I missed when Bumblebee was just some guy#Also his crippling loneliness and isolation in the dumpster? Yeah man I get it#Also he was funny. Call me a middle schooler but he was FUNNY. I giggled#And even the jokes that didn't land I was never like Oh brother this guy STINKS. And I think that's because the jokes and bee himself never#Overstayed their welcome#So yeah good for them for making me actually like bumblebee again. I genuinely thought it couldn't be done#He's my friend and I like him :)#This is incomprehensible sorry I just really want to share my thoughts on tfone and I haven't had the energy to make any written analysis#And I don't have a car. So I can't watch it in theatres again#Watch in in theatres for me. Please#transformers one#Transformers#Also badassatron was funny I'll die on this hill#Sorry it WAS funny until it became my partner's vocal stim and now they must be SLAIN
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Have you ever noticed that pretty much everybody in Shakespeare's histories is an awful parent? Now you can rank them according to your tastes in (bad) parenting with my tier list maker:
I probably forgot somebody (please tell me if I did) and also all of the parent-adjacent characters are included according to my personal tastes (mostly because Falstaff does a LOT of (weird) parenting and deserved a spot and then pulled a bunch of other people along with him).
Here's mine:
#shakespeare#shakespeare's histories#tier list#richard ii#1 henry iv#2 henry iv#henry v#1 henry vi#2 henry vi#3 henry vi#richard iii#king john#justifications:#john of gaunt is really nice to henry in their appearance together. it's sweet!#richard duke of york may SUCK but he is pretty darn nice to his kids. one of very few people who doesn't constantly insult richard jr#margaret got moved down to b tier for bringing her kid along to watch her torture a guy to death. but points for the unique bonding activit#owain glyndwr is a good dad. lets his daughter marry an englishman!#everybody in C tier is trying their best i think#hal didn't *mean* to die before even meeting his son but he Did. i'm sorry.#cecily probably deserves f tier for constantly insulting her son but to be fair he *is* evil#everyone in f tier directly or indirectly causes the death of their child#except for bolingbroke#he just sucks#don't tell your son you wish you could replace him with someone else's son! and don't call him a degenerate!#no wonder hal replaces him with a weird drunkard.#the yellow characters are only designated as parents because my notes say their historical equivalents were#and yes my source for that is my annotations in a book that i wrote down probably two years ago now#PLEASE correct me if i'm being an idiot#or if i forgot anybody!#also can you tell that i haven't read king john?
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au where lbd is not killed at the end of season 3, but instead stripped of her powers and effectively turned human. she'd get to see the world from a mortal's perspective and further understand mk and the others' notions regarding the world's imperfections. i also want her to work at pigsy's in place of mk when he's training or not present. and you can't tell me that she would find a favorite pass time after a while. she'll sound hypocritical insulting people's "sentimentality for mortal pleasures".
#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk lbd#lmk lady bone demon#lego monkie kid lbd#lego monkie kid lady bone demon#jin shut up#lbd lmk#lady bone demon lmk#lbd lego monkie kid#lady bone demon lego monkie kid#i've been obsessed with her having a redemption arc/second wind since season 3 came out#i actually need one#please please please#and no sorry the mayor does not get shit in this au#where did he go#remember when we thought he was one of the ten kings?#he's mortal now so he doesn't matter#guess he'll die /ref#what if he just becomes the mayor for real#and not just wearing a suit and having mei be justifiably skeptical of him#i mean like actually being responsible for the city#in the au lbd feels bad for abandoning him since he was like the one person she had on her side for the longest time#maybe they should reunite in my au#but they don't date or anything#they literally just do nothing but together#he was literally her hype man in season 3#i want that#but they're both mortal#and he just encourages her to be a little shit
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I'm gonna have to wait out a few weeks to be able to complain about jjk's ending bc rn half the ppl are bashing everyone who expected more as ppl who just wanted gojo back
#jjk 271#like no I can read I understood that gojo was gone for good from 236 bUT we can still talk about#how a grown ass man and his grown ass friends deciding how they were at 16 was their perfect forms.#before they made all the important life changing decisions. is a regression right#like can we talk about how the narrative just glosses over geto's whole entire life after hs WHERE HE WAS A GENOCIDAL MANIAC#and pretends like no one would even side eye him about that???#that's fucking regression#you're scaling his character back bc you don't want to address the root reasonwhy he went that route#and it's perfectly fine when an author doesn't want to get too political in their work it's their right I get it#but it does make me upset where the whole entire story up until here the author has been beating us over the head with leftist messaging-#- only to throw it away and settle for a 'oh I didn't mean ACTUAL revolution or changes that would rock the boat for REAL'#bc let's face it. the conditions that made people like geto and sukuna happen are still fucking there they just skipped this generation#these kids are still going to be sent out when a special grade curse shows up and some of them are still gonna die tragically early#to put yuuji as the leader of gojo's dream is isolating and a burden on JUST YUUJI (WHY WERE THE OTHER STUDENTS NOT THERE)#to make yuuji the sole messenger of gojo's will is frankly WEIRD gojo wanted these kids to look out for one another#he had nothing to say to anyone else???#yuuji's been accidentally burdened with the weight of gojo's dream now ON HIS OWN#HE IS A KID#literally nothing's changed at the end#also see how I didn't talk about gojo on his own here bc the problems are so glaring that they shine through even side characters#WHY IS NANAMI A KID IN THE AIRPORT IS THAT THE VERSION OF HIMSELF HE WAS CONTENT WITH???#or did they all have to be aged down to match haibara even though making the choice to show the ones that lived as grown would've made it-#-more impactful#A twenty seven yr old nanami sitting next to the fifteen yr old haibara would've been soul crushing right?#also why have nanami be the only one that talks like he remembers his adulthood BUT NOT GETO#WHY TAKE AWAY SUCH A HUGE PART OF GETO#YOU COULD'VE HAD THAT BE A CONVERSATION AND HAVE PEOPLE FORGIVE HIM#the more I think about the ending the more things I find to nitpick further back too#gege I love you but please I hope you negotiate a more flexible time in your next contract I hope they don't burn you out again#bc jjk is going to be an ending which I will frankly ignore and just go with 'sukuna won and it was terrible' in my head instead
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i would like to stop experiencing the full spectrum of human emotions every day please. putting this out into the universe
#had suchhh a good workday. had hot pot with my roommate where we talked about our quarter life crises#and then came home and had a 3 hour screaming match with both of my parents where i said i was cutting them out of my life#it turns out. my dad still does not understand what the word bi means even tho his fucking wife is bi#he was like 'so you marry someone and six months later you see someone else you like and u go marry them instead?'#like genuinely. truly trying to understand#and that shocked me enough to stop crying#do not reblog please#like in hindsight it is SO funny#and that was the point where i was like. wait is this not malice#this is homophobia but i don't think it's malice#anyways we're all Ok now#we've agreed that i'm going to do what i want#and even if they're unhappy they're still gonna have a relationship with me#and they'll figure out how to adjust#my brother periodically came into the room and also screamed at my parents#i feel bad for them a lil bit. like they're not bad people#after he left my mom told me that a week and a half ago#my brother came into her room and told her that when she died he would bury her in a grave instead#of the traditional last rites (cremation rituals etc etc)#if she wouldn't accept me#and my mom said she was on a bunch of meds cause she's sick so she was so out of it it didn't even register what he was going on about#and then today after that convo she was like WAIT A MIN WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS BOY SAY TO ME#funniest 16 year old u could have on your side#truly he kept coming into the room every 5 min and going HEY HAVE YOU BOTH CONSIDERED NOT BEING HOMOPHOBIC. HAVE YOU.#HEY CAN U TELL YOUR DAUGHTER YOU STILL LOVE HER MAYBE??? THINK??? USE YOUR BRAIN???#this is why i would die for this kid#he's the best#he's such an idiot most of the time but when he's not being an idiot he's my favorite person on earth#don't tell him that tho anyone please#he'll hold it against me forever and ever as siblings do
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and then no one said anything about the fact that if i watched ONE MORE episode tenax pulls a "i'm not angry i'm just disappointed i'm hurt" about scorpus signing with the white faction.
#do you see the vision here <- guy who has a watch rate of one episode per month#oh the implications of scorpus not being there for tenax in his time of need... the death of the child who is not but is symbolically their#is that a separate fic completely yes but it is ALSO in some ways a divorce fic. tenax like i needed you but scorpus also needing him#OH MY GOD THEY LITERALLY DO SAY FELIX WAS HIM and i can do SO much with the concept of a “stray”. oh please. please strays instead of rats#one knife to the ribs one fixed race one apartment board THAT'S A STORYLINE BABY RISE OR DIE THE ROMAN WAYYYYYY#i do see your calla/tenax storylines i do. i could be swayed but we are not here for that currently this is the same as the chariot racing#like i KNOW what i said about the gold faction representing everything that scares scorpus a dream he never thought they'd reach#and then to have it ripped away now he no longer even has the dream untarnished i do understand. which is why the “i'm disappointed”#kills me even MORE because it shows he gets it. like on some level he does understand why scorpus had to but it's his pride that's wounde#so to continue from what i WAS saying with:#sets the bar so low because how else would tenax love him (as if tenax would not do the same thing if he lost) and they have even MORE#questionable celebratory reward sex. yes i assigned scorpus a degradation/praise kink the world works in wondrous ways don't question it#scorpus/tenax#those about to die#tenax making sure to care for the kids is what's killing me too because i REALLY want to draw a parallel with scorpus making sure he takes#care of the prostitutes. yes he's a notorious hedonist yes he has a lot of sex but he always pays well doesn't he. over-well. he pays too#much and ends up in debt he pays enough to buy girls freedom. so that they only have to if they want to. it gets him a reputation sure AND#it gets whole houses of girls under his (and therefore tenax's) protection. you can't bruise her up; that's scorpus' favorite girl.#she can charge more for being favored. he can pay for massive parties where no one else is invited and if he falls asleep midway drunk#off his ass after a race the girls would never say. they still get paid. if tenax comes to watch and give instructions they'd never say.#if tenax tells them all to leave and it's just him and scorpus in the golden room and all the girls see before they shut the door#and latch it behind them is scorpus on his knees in the soft plush cushions with tenax offering him grapes one by one from his fingertips#like a favored concubine instead of the champion whose laurels are tilted on his head they won't say a word. not even when the noise#inside the room continues for long after the hour runs out the girls still stand watch until it's quiet and then crawl back in around where#scorpus is alone in the big wrecked bed with a smear of blood or wine on his mouth who could say. certainly they wouldn't.#no matter what they still get paid. whether they did the work to wreck him or not.#ANYWAY#they take care of the selves they couldn't protect is what i'm trying to say. for tenax it's the child he was/scorpus it's the body he sold#only he hasn't stopped having to sell it. & i guess as we're learning with the extortion tenax is still a child running from a burning hous
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Love Sameth & Maximus but no way am I expected to believe these men have children.
Honestly, I'd sooner believe Sam & Max are their reincarnations than their great-grandchildren. Or at least like. Great-nephews or something like that. But direct descendants? Eeeeehhh
#this is the weirdest headcanon hill to die on but what can I do#snm#sam & max#sam and max#sam & max the devil's playhouse#sam and max the devil's playhouse#it DOES however fit with the headcanon (theory?) about sam & max's families being close & them knowing each other since they were babies#(sameth & maximus having kids is not my issue just to be clear haha. I'm just joking.#I just don't really like the idea of them being snm's direct ancestor for some reason 😭)#EDIT: also it's not because I think they couldn't have had kids because they were gay for each other 😭 please
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Just finished the show a few days ago, so that's why I'm only just posting this now.
#also yes PB is problimatic but so are a lot of the other characters & i don't care#lady reinacorn would probably be higher in her category if i understood what she was saying but unfortunately i don't#tier list#adventure time#adventure time tier list#magic man is where he is because he became normal man otherwise he'd be in the last category#cinnamon bun is only where he is due to his character growth in the flame kingdom before that he would have been in the meh category#lsp is where she is coz i actually find her funny#hope tier 3 lemongrab is meant to be the 3rd version because I like him the best out of all the lemongrabs#sweet pea wasn't on there but i would probably put him before or after fern#root beer guy is only where he is because I like what they did with him when he got resurrected#speaking of which cherry sods should be on here to & if she was I'd probably place her before him#as her reaction to his death & resurrection was super interesting#just realised that starchy isn't on here either i think I'd place him before mr pig#on reflection I'd put the cosmic owl in the 3rd category after prismo#i haven't watched distant lands or fiona & cake yet so please no spoilers#tiffany is where he is because i find him funny even though he is always hating on my boy finn#upon reflection I actually find amo quite interesting (still annoying though)#with his desperate need to be loved without the ability to give it in return#& how no amount of affection would probably ever have been enough#like talk about depressing#on second thought i'd actually put Grob/Gob/Glob Grod in the cool powers but lack of personality category#ash actually belongs in the worst category coz how he gonna do my girl marcy like that#& Jake's alien dad should actually be in the crazy threat category#coz he straight up travels to different dimensions to make kids so he can drain them of their powers & then leave them to die#& wanted to do the same to his grandkids like that's some next level evil#recardio should really have is own category as while he is kind of threat (he did kidnap finn & jake & beat up lady that one time)#his just not scary like people in the crazy threat category are (more just creepy/weird/gross & annoying)
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A girl is once again in Spain without the S
"Will I ever catch a break or will I continue to be sick for the rest of my life?" - An autobiography
#🪷; rambles#fr though I think it might all be stress related#uni literally broke me the past two years#don't study law kids#you're going to die#legit this subject is inhumane#the sheer amount of pressure they put on you intentionally#I HATE IT#But I want to work in this field so I have to do it#if I at least passed my last exams now I'm at least free of uni#please please please let me have passed#<- still waiting for my results#it's been months atp#probably also why I have health issues now because#i#am#going#INSANE
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Sometimes I feel like we don't talk enough about the romance of being perceived. For me at least, it is the ultimate form of romance. When somebody is so utterly infatuated with somebody that they can't help but notice all the intricacies of them...??? YES! I've started to notice how much I crave that and how much I adhere to it in my writing. So many of my favorite love songs are the kind where somebody just lists things they've noticed about the person they love. And when this happens in a book or a movie or any kind of story???? Kill me! Like literally put me down because I've gone rabid!!!! When the love interest points out the MCs endearing nervous habit, when they comment on the color of their hair in the sun, when they talk about how much they love the sound of their voice, etc etc etc!!! Like to be loved is to be perceived, to be observed, to be paid attention to! That is adoration!!! Y'all don't get it because you want the grand gestures and the sex and the expensive dates and the Instagram face sexy looks, blah blah blah! I just want for people to dissect and discover the person they love and to find endearment in all that makes them! It's so GOOD!
#I'm not even kidding whenever a guy I like notices something about me and mentions it I will fucking blush like a schoolgirl#like just say you're obsessed with me!!! god#maybe I'm just a simple girl maybe my bar is too low#but i don't give a fuck nothing is more flattering to me#don't tell me you think im hot or that you'd die for me or whatever#i want you to comment on the color of my eyes or tell me something about myself that I haven't even noticed#please!!!!#maybe this also just stems from my own romantic desires idk#bc when I like somebody I don't fantasize about the usual stuff#I fantasize about picking their brain and staring at their cute face and discovering them wholistically#it makes it so much more interesting#maybe this is the neurodivergence speaking idk#is my ultimate romantic fantasy just having a person to hyperfixate on forever? maybe...
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