#my jatp incorrect quotes

[randomshit657]

Luke - You know you’ve made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Alex - Those are missing posters.

[juliesholograms]

Alex: You could've died!

Reggie: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!

[jukeboxtheatre]

Willie: Sometimes I’m a silly billy. Sometimes I’m a serious William. It all depends on how ADHD I’m feeling that day.

[williephantoms]

Hello

My name is phoebe (pheebs for short)

I am a writer and occasional editor

I do take writing prompt, so if you have prompts you want written out feel free to send them to me ^_^

here i only write for Jatp

Im pretty much your average nerd, like science n shit.

[ananad1]

Alex : you know my mom had a brick with embroidery on it once and you had to be careful where you stepped…

Reggie : oh I want one of those.

Alex : (with confusion) you want a brick?

[misfits1a]

NAVIGATING MEDIA W POSSIBLE MULTIPLE TAGS

julie & the phantoms

julie and the phantoms (regarding the netflix show julie & the phantoms— screencaps; gifs; etc.)

jatp (regarding the netflix show julie & the phantoms— edits, text posts, incorrect quotes, etc.)

stranger things

stranger things (regarding the netflix show stranger things— screencaps; gifs; etc.)

st (regarding the netflix show stranger things— edits; text posts; incorrect quotes; etc.)

the umbrella academy

the umbrella academy (regarding the netflix show the umbrella academy— screencaps; gifs; etc.)

tua (regarding the netflix show the umbrella academy— edits; text posts; incorrect quotes; etc.)

it

it 2017 (regarding the 2017 adaption of stephen king’s it)

it chapter two (regarding part two to the 2017 adaptation of stephen king’s it)

it 1990 (regarding the 1990 adaption of stephen king’s it)

it novel (regarding stephen king’s novel it)

my hero academia

boku no hero academia / bnha (regarding the my hero academia manga— screenshots; chapter reactions; etc.)

my hero academia / mha (regarding the my hero academia anime— screencaps; gifs; etc.)

haikyuu!!

hq (regarding the haikyuu anime— screencaps; gifs; etc.)

haikyuu (regarding the haikyuu manga— screenshots; chapter reactions / analysis; etc.) (probably won’t tag a lot, i haven’t read the manga yet)

welcome to demon school iruma kun

welcome to demon school iruma kun (regarding the welcome to demon school iruma kun anime & manga— screencaps; gifs; etc.)

mairimashita! iruma kun / m!ik (regarding the welcome to demon school iruma kun manga— screenshots; character / chapter analysis; etc.)

kuroko’s basketball

kuroko’s basketball (regarding the kuroko’s basketball anime— screencaps; gifs; etc.)

kuroko no basket / knb (regarding the kuroko’s basketball manga— screenshots; chapter / character analysis; etc.)

blue lock

blue lock / bllk (regarding the blue lock anime— screencaps; gifs; etc.)

jojo’s bizarre adventure

jjba (regarding the jojo’s bizarre adventure anime— screencaps; gifs; etc.)

[julieandthehimboghostboys]

alex, depressed on the floor: i just feel like a noodle

willie, joining him on the floor and hugging him: oh good, i like pasta

[1neverendingstories1]

Luke: Crazy!

Reggie: Sweet Moses!

Alex: Hushed exclamation of wonder!

[jatp-incorrect-quotes]

Caleb: *transforms to look like Alex*

Alex: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

[thedeathdeelers]

incorrect quotes that could've been 1/?

[nicknellie]

So you know how when Willie and Alex first meet Willie tells him that Mozart died from eating bad hotdogs?

Well, headcanon that Willie is like that all the time. He knows the most absolutely random stuff and has a fun fact for literally every situation. He just spews the most strange knowledge at the weirdest times and nobody ever expects it even though he’s always doing it. Examples-

Alex: It was so embarrassing! I wanted to bang my head against a wall.

Willie: If you do that for an hour it’ll burn 150 calories 😀

Alex: ...?

~

Alex: Reggie genuinely thought that chocolate milk came from brown cows.

Willie: He’s not alone! So does 7% of the US adult population.

~

Luke: We want our band to blow up! We want to be big, y’know, like Elvis or someone!

Willie: Well, despite his fame and fourteen nominations, Elvis actually only won three Grammys, so... 😬

Luke: 😐

~

Alex: I have a headache. Any ideas on how to get rid of it?

Willie: You could try trepanning - it’s a method that’s been used since the Stone Age where you drill a hole in your skull to release the evil spirits trapped inside 😊

~

Willie: The lining of your stomach has to replace itself every three to four days otherwise you’d digest yourself.

Julie, pushing her food away: Thanks, Willie.

[randomshit657]

Luke - And I keep trying to tell Reggie I'm in love with him, but he's so damn dense and he never notices when I flirt with him.

Reggie - …when did you meet someone else named Reggie?

[juliesholograms]

Luke: I'm sorry, guys, we're gonna die and it's all my fault!

Reggie, the bad influence: No, it was me with my incessant "do it, do it, do it, do its". That's what made you do it.

Alex: Neither one of you is to blame. [sighs] It was both of you. You both killed us.

[hurglewurm]

i’ve been thinking about this post by @incorrect-random-fandom-quotes​ and also. trying to remember how to use paint tool sai lol 

[id: a 4-panel comic of luke and alex from julie and the phantoms. in the first panel, luke smirks, asking, “alex, are you in love with willie?” in the second panel, alex, sweating profusely, responds, “no.” the third panel shows a close-up of luke’s hand pointing at a notebook as he says, “then why do you keep making hearts with A + W in them?” on the notebook is written A + W in a pink heart. in the fourth panel, alex is sweating even more, and he says, “it stands for anxiety and weeping.” end id.] 

[curvesomesunsets]

luke: i can't help that i'm hot

alex: you're luke-warm at best

[gh0st-0f-luke]

flynn: why are your ghost bandmates sitting with their backs to each other?

julie: they had a fight

flynn: then why are they holding hands?

julie: they get sad when they fight