#incorrect jatp

[juliesholograms]

Luke: I'm sorry, guys, we're gonna die and it's all my fault!

Reggie, the bad influence: No, it was me with my incessant "do it, do it, do it, do its". That's what made you do it.

Alex: Neither one of you is to blame. [sighs] It was both of you. You both killed us.

[incorrect-quotes-from-she-ra]

Young Catra: So, when’s this all happen? Does everyone skip leg day in the future? Do I get muscles in the academy? Oh, wait do I get girls in the academy!? Catra: Catra! Time travel exists. It exists! Isn’t that crazy?! Every conceptual idea you had about the universe has been thrown out the window, yet your big question is, “Do I get a girlfriend?” Young Catra: Young Catra: Do I? Catra: Fuck’s sake.

[revolutionsingingintherainnn]

Alex: I’m your big brother, I should be able to protect you.

Reggie: You know you’re the youngest amongst the three of us, right?

Alex: Not mentally

[manualamadrugada]

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[theocanhavemyheart]

Reggie: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

Flynn: What the fuck?

Alex: He’s having an idea.

[randomshit657]

Luke - You know you’ve made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Alex - Those are missing posters.

[kenobivirgin69]

Willie: *to Alex* I will speak french between your legs *wiggles eyebrows*

Alex: *red as tomatoes* that's the hottest thing anyone's ever said to me

Luke: im just imagining someone screaming "bon jour" to a dick

Reggie: SACRE BLEAU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

*silence for two seconds*

Four ghost idiots: *wheezing, crying* TITTY CROISSANTS

Julie: none of you should ever be having sex

[jatpistoowholesomesomebodyhugme]

Julie: *Screams*

Luke: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Reggie: Should we do something?!

Alex, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

[jukeboxtheatre]

Reggie: There’s a message in my alphabet cereal!

Luke: What does it say?

Reggie: Ooooooo

Alex: Those are cheerios

[ezzysartifact]

Rhonda: So how did you die?

Reggie: Oh, we had bad street dogs.

Charley: Well, that’s a new one.

[hollywoods-ghost-clubs]

Luke: *telling Julie about a gig the guys played back in the 90’s* It was crazy

Julie, remembering the time he misspoke and called the Grinch the Grink: Was the Grink there?

[juliesholograms]

Alex: You could've died!

Reggie: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!

[justgowithit505]

it's juts me, playing with the incorrect quotes generator:

[revolutionsingingintherainnn]

Alex: Hey, look guys! I bought a hoodie for me today!

Luke, Julie, Reggie, Willie: For us.

[manualamadrugada]

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[theocanhavemyheart]

Waiter: What would you like?

Willie: A milkshake with two straws.

Alex: *blushes*

Willie: *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!