#my internet is FINE Tumblr 🙄

[running-in-the-dark]

got the main thing done that I wanted to do today (built a desk/table/shelf thing for the living room), so while it wasn't a great day overall it was alright. I hope I won't be as tired and exhausted tomorrow (I probably will be though because I did more than I should have again today 🙃 and I will keep doing that until everything is done and then I will not get up off the couch for a month.)

[plumes-merry-critters]

For once on this blog, not a bird nor wildlife, but a word.

I do not want my pics to be used for AI.

And I'm sure, you don't want your art, pictures and your posts and reblogs' contents to be used for AI as well. What good would be our blogs if anyone could make our content with AI, really? Better leave the Internet for good and forge counterfeit wildlife pics on AI at this point, right?🙄

No. We want to enjoy the pics other people take the time to go outside for, and sort from hundreds of pics, and post here for people to enjoy. Those pics are memories, pieces of life of the wildlife and their photographers. Nothing a machine could ever come close to replicate.

Other photographers may have better cameras, more experience than I, and it's fine. Their pics, my pics, we're making art that we like. That you like too, otherwise you wouldn't be here following our blogs. That's the real art that matters.

So, while I'm fairly certain you've seen other tutorials before, a reminder to go in your settings and TURN ON the visibility setting that would otherwise allow Tumblr to share your blog's content with Tumblr partners, including those training AI models.

It's simple: log in on your computer (we don't have this setting on mobile yet), and on the right of your screen, get to the Blog settings:

Then, scroll down to the Visibility section and look for the "Prevent third-party sharing for [your blog's name]". It's turned off. TURN IT ON to protect your blog, and the reblogs you do from other blogs.

You have to do this on every single one of your blogs. And please even if you yourself don't post much, as long as you reblog, you let the 3rd party get access to content the OP wanted to protect, so by protecting even reblogs-only blogs, you'll do us a big favor!

Some of the details may not be 100% known for now, but understand that in this, we're all better safe than sorry.

Every content creator and blog owner in general will thank you for doing that! 🙏

Oh, and a note that if you come to me to defend AI, I will block your blog 🙂

[rainbowgod666]

Welcome to the Multiverse

Colors sendable (the first image is from @sizzlingcandyjellyfishhh while thesecond image is from @gaybichon), and also the @wynmu vibes thing. While the divider was made by @sister-lucifer (weird url ik but mines weirder soooo)

To all RPers: my very existence takes the narrative and uses it as toilet paper. The 4th wall is my onahole. You can use the askbox to talk to your blorbos.

To let you get started, here are some of my best posts. Remember that the Ourple ones are KINDA mandatory if you want ANY background on wtf is this blog.

List of my powers / Its the end of the world as you know it (and i did it on purpose) / an admin kicked me off the island lmao / Mental Health Time / That one time i traumadumped to mewo omori about my usual shit / PM Seymour has removed me from his internet. / You Absolute Buffoons / The Numeron Game / Well thats a thing that happened! / Out of touch: leap yeap / 🅱️usiness / Magnus did nothing wrong, except its steven universe / welcome to the internet, SCP edition / #HALLOLLAH# / AMERICA IS FASCIST HEAVEN BECAUSE FUNNY / Lost Childhoods / please save those poor gay americans / Free Disco Elysco / Bone to the bad / Priting Wrojects / the True Range of my abilities / the fuck's an apocalypse knight anyway? / @punkitt-is-here fucked Geronimo Stilton and i think its a good thing / Alex goes batshit insane and forces everyone to do as he says... again 🙄 / Screaming in a Pattern. / wizardposting: because powerscaling needed fuckign Zeno Dragonballsuper apparently / BEN 10 BUT LANCER? FUCK YEAH! / So i went batshit insane again / High Geology / fantasy settings on tumblr are really fucking cool actually / RIFLE. IS. FINE. BUT YOU FUCK UP DESIGN YOU UROD. / i technically claimed ownership of Dr. Bright and Betty from glitchtale do you seriously think im NOT gonna do that for homestuck? / XenasOuch / SCP-8000 contest, OR: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC- / LEMMINO but like, 8 years ago / Hazbin Hotel: a necessary... something i guess. / the original joke was my brain yapping about predators sooo...

Below is who i am, and also the tags you can (and should) search for

Hi, name's Alex.

Born on the first ever day of 2005 and also having aspergers, i am a guy from italy trying to make it impossible for anyone to spend a day without knowing who i am. Also i literally trascend powerscaling so hard the only things that can even put a DENT on me are... decided by me. Welcome to the multiverse i guess.

DNI: people who support genocide, people who tolerate corporate bullshit, racists, and terfs.

The following list is ALL THE TAGS USED TO NAVIGATE THIS BLOG. Seriously. This masterpost is an explaiantion for the "portal hub" i placed in the search bar

Lore Post: sometimes the lore of the multiverse, sometimes my personal life.

Welcome to the multiverse: sometimes MASSIVE textpost telling everyone "oh yeah right, this dude has autism", usually me existing. tHE MAIN TAG.

Alex's Answering Machine: literally my asks

The magical workshop: turns out the wizards of tumblr are the reason the phrase "some of y'all have gotten too comfortable saying stuff without getting punched for it" exist. And its up to my autistic, protagonism-fueled low self-esteem high self-awareness ass to... fix shit up.

Belowstory: undertale but REALLY FUCKED UP: so basically frisk falls down and is greeted by a feminine voice that calls itself chara (it becomes slightly visible after getting out of the ruins) and like the good boi undertale character he is he proceeds to save the world. This entire thing exists because one time I was like "how fucked up OP can a sans be before its My Immortal levels of wtf?" And uh yeah here we are uuuuuuh sans greets you by pointing a .44 magnum at you so thank the head of the guards (papyrus) for saving you. Everyone here is broken and just wants A Fucking Break. Also you gain levels in pacifist because LOVE is Level Of VirtuE. Fuck you lmao

Undertale.exe: so I looked at Camilla Cuevas being an awful person. Then i looked at the beautiful anime that is @jakei95's underverse... then i smushed it all toghether to basically create the perfect AU. Frisk is a pansexual fuccboi that Has Game, Chara is THICC and powerful, Betty is built like a ballerina and is 1000 years old, and Asriel is a Streemur. All of them live in this house far away from the city thats literally a larger version of sans' house. All charachters can legally drink (prepare for Drunk Chara shenanigans where its Betty Glitchtale the drunk one instead) and the only one who (probably) isnt gay is Asriel (even though frisk covets the Dreemur Dong) (one day soldier, one day...). Many chatachters from many AUs sometimes come to visit cause, you know. Its a nice place.

Curseworld: massive writing project of mine which is just "adventure time shaped mass of autism". The world is cursed and fucked over, and everything is colorful. Its also part Owl House because fuck you the magic system is FUCKED here.

Internet friends: basically internet stereotype-shaped people. We have a furry thats normal, a reddit/discord mod that just wants to work in peace, and the protagonist is Just A Guy but a-ha! He has both an xbox an...d ps5 thus fucking over any CAD reference. The last sketch i made was a mr.monopoly shaped guy who really wants youngsters to actually AFFORD shit who is married to a very obvious reference to Meru the succubus. Also i 100% intend to put a gag about mr beast living in an ATM when he isnt making videos

Im looking respectfully: look. Back then tumblr was basically Rule 34 with twitter users. Now its way better at the cost of a fraction of their value. Have fun looking at attactive women!

TOH:NEXT GENERATION: not even @moringmark's comics are safe! Enjoy the adventures of ayzee commented by me... telling everyone that shes STRONG strong. Like holy shit girl inherited will much?

Warhammer 50k: listen. This is just me looking at games workshop and fucking emperors tts and going "fuck that. Heres mine". This is a project where my "shard" assegned to this universe basically copies the imperium because, and im not joking, "the emperor is kind of a baka, but then again tzeentch is a thing so...". Also btw TTS is canon as SHIT. Like fr its all canon. Yes even the shadowsun fling, let kitten rest.

Pluripotent Impotence: an scp canon of mine thats basically "the foundation is so cold and clinical they MASSIVELY misunderstood shit". 6140, 6500, 5500 and 7000 are canon. 2718 and 5000 are in the files but they basically might as well not exist. 3812 is living tech support. 166 is in her early 20s and 239 is 19 and they fuck nasty (theyre also childhood friends. Girl Love i guess~) because fuck you clef love wins especially yuri go snort telekill dust. 2317 loves humans and thins theyre cute and squishy and when its seventh child turned out to be fucking JoyBoy? Yeah get this: he DID condemn the fortune teller that was like "dude your sevent child is one of those prophecy children that are so in vogue these days" but also messed with fate so that her death ended up being the coolest and most inspiring shit ever because he was like "considering the average Evil King story, i might as well just... let this happen! Maybe i can convince my literal offspring to spare me!" And it fucking worked. Also a bunch of shit is canon. @i-am-dado looks like a Kpop star and is somft. Dr Jack bright is my character and mine alone and also elias shaw is there i guess. My OC bangs the first one of these 2 amulet boys on a regular basis and the second one occasionally, dont ask why is there a gay polycule when im straight, there are some things that escape my mind. I have been in SCP for a long time and regardless of me making my account 6/1/2024 (LA BEFANAH) i have been here longer than you believe in. From my perspective it took a year before a 5000 contest was announced, so fcuk yoyu

Earth-ℵ₀: the best way to take care of the DC and Marvel universes is... let an autistic dude fix damages done by money-hungry idiots in hollywood. The joker is unimportant. Dr.Manhattan is Done With This Shit. I made a squad with random charachters i like. Lmao suck on uranium rods UwU

ytposting: (Funkdela Catalogue: Encounter starts playing)

Omni-shit: ben 10 is actually a good series guys, and the reboot is an interesting way of showing what would Ben 10 Classic look like if it was made Now

1% enhancement: basically i look at something and go like "hey what if the charachters were basically part me but not in a Knights of the Apocalypse way"

Tumblr italia: aò sono italiano che cos'altro vi aspettate

components: basically i use tumblr as image hosting. LoL.

Items: images turned undertale items. For reference, i have 2³¹-1 HP and my stats are ATK 100000 and DEF 65535. Yes the attack is a yugioh zexal reference. NOSTALGIA IS PTSD BUT GOOD.

Mungeon Deshi: dunmeshi is a good anime and marcille is italian

Full Nelson Analchemist: if FMA exists in my presence im going to give the 20k mg weed gummy to Truth

Evangelion 4.0: look, hideki anno has gone insane. Every time he makes evangelion as the most brain damaging version of telling someone to go touch grass people inevitably miss the point. I take it upon myself to give the @jakei95 treatment to the poor creatures (also fun fact: KAWOSHIN CANON. THEY KISS ON SCREEN. FUCK YOU AMERICA.)

The hoes are stuck: homestuck. What you thought they were safe from my grasp? 人間 you havent seen sheiße.

FeeF the BeeB: minecraft mod bullsheiße

[[Nothing Is Worth The Risk]]: lets just say that sometimes, the multiverse isnt that "cool and good"

Ultimate Sonic: i have a Sonic AU where... uhm... just. If i have a post about that. Just look at it. LoL.

Multiverse Polls: i make tHEM-

Autistic and Artistic: (draws happily)

Side effects of reading this blog can vary between true insight into the inner workings of the universe and self-defenestration from the top of the burj khalifa.

Anyways welcome to the multiverse

Do yourself a favour and dont go out without a loaded gun.

[adhdnojutsu]

PSA: this is 100% a scam. I received this private message today as the third or fourth of its kind in the past year. Absolutely no real Gazan would use their precious little internet and power to seek help on Tumblr of all places, a site that is contrary to most Islamic values and highly haraam. And even if so, how do they end up on MY blog, in MY inbox of all places? I'm openly Israeli (pinned says "Middle Eastern, Jewish", and as actual people from the region know, we were ethnically cleansed in the entire Middle East except one place - a Palestinian can do the math). While I don't wish harm on innocent Gazans and may send direct help to innocent individuals (those who condemn Hamas' atrocities or those too young for an opinion), they have NO reason to expect help from me. Whatever side you're on, you have to see how this would be super dumb.

It's a typical scam to use a shotgun method and just spam as many as possible and hope one or two gullible idiots fall for it. It's the new "Hi I'm trans and trying to escape an abusive household/got homeless" that I got bombarded with on Twitter - seamlessly transitioning into these Gaza scammers on here. Yeah they all just SO HAPPEN to run into me, a loudly penniless Israeli, and think that with all of my own begging and vocal condemnation of October 7, I'm the right person to ask, totally believable 🙄 Cold calls for handouts are not a thing, honey. Legitimate needy people check who to contact in order to establish credibility and avoid precisely posts like this. Beggars on the street also don't approach just anyone. Posting a fundraiser/hat is one thing, approaching individuals another and here's the dead giveaway.

They're probably an organized mob or trend hoppers like the Cameroon puppies or the Nigerian princes and just spam help requests with whatever is currently a big issue among the compassionate left after people lost the means to blindly buy non-existent pets on the internet. They're probably not even Palestinian.

Also, no electricity, but enough power for TUMBLR??? And I AM from there, you don't need electric heating. Temperatures don't drop that low. Even babies will be fine wrapped in a blanket. What they need is shelter from rains, not cold. The only time I owned a space heater in Israel was when I had newborn puppies whose mother wouldn't snuggle with them. Down south, where Gaza is, it's even warmer than my hometown.

Again, absolutely no real Gazan uses their scarce resources to beg an Israeli for help. They have much better chances on Twitter where there's a big, devout Muslim community. And again, ask yourself how they find your, and particularly my, inbox and think "Yeah this is the right person to invest battery power in". No way.

[smurphyse]

So I have the tumblr app on my phone and there’s so many links that will take me to the internet and it says “nothing here” but then if I go on masterlist (still on safari) it will take me to the app🙄 I’ve been having so many problems since tumblr updated. It’s honestly truly annoying and frustrating

Yeah the links are working perfectly fine on my app though, it's like rn when I'm trying to post the next chapter and look at the format of the last one, the posts go to my blogs search page 😕

[slickshoesareyoucrazy]

Flashbacks

So J and our son and I are on the tail end of a long haul, this year international, road trip in the camper. Because we spent 8 days in Canada, and we're doing ok financially but we're not made of money, we only paid for our son's phone to work in Canada (can't expect a surly teen to go phoneless for more than a week), and J's work paid for his to work (so they could bother him on vacation...which they did while we were literally out of the country and on a ship at sea 🙄). Mine only worked to go to the internet on wifi. So I could still do Tumblr shit if we were in the rig driving and J had service on his hotspot, but no texting or streaming or anything. Which is fine. I'm not a phone or even an internet addict. But no texting or streaming while driving for hours was a lot, so I decided to clean up my email inbox. I sent over 10K items to trash. And as I did this, I came across an old email conversation that was really personal and intimate I shared with a Tumblr contact who has since stopped contacting me. In fact she stopped contacting me not long after that conversation, and I still worry about her. So I reread that long thread last night and this morning as we waited for camp laundry to finish and drove to the USA/Canada border.

I told this person about the struggles J and I have faced in our marriage. Stuff I never wrote publicly about. Stuff I've shared with very few people ever in any capacity. Stuff I shared in an effort to make her feel better and more hopeful. And then she stopped talking to me.

It was nice reliving just how much J and I have been through together and to realize that we're still going strong. It was nice to read my own words again about J's consideration and patience and kindness. About how well we work together. But reading those things, I couldn't help but flashback to the former friendships I made here that disappeared for whatever reasons. There have been quite a lot of them; at this point maybe even rivaling the number of real life friends I've made and lost or had fade away. And also, I saw the names of people I mentioned to her as trusted references to help her in addition to or maybe better than I could help her with the problems she came to me with. Every single one of them was a person that has since been revealed as deceptive about who they really were here on Tumblr.

Going through your unkempt email will certainly force some different perspective.

[radmalenia]

So the whole gag for you is that you don't want lesbians to have any spaces that are lesbian only, at all; no matter what. Am I reading that right?? Not only that, but you don't want any lesbian to make a space she can go to where there are no men allowed at all (regardless of whether or not she thinks "transwomen" are women!) Not even if it's her own fucking online blog...no, she can't even ask for a respite from men or a place to be free and vulnerable with other lesbians, even if it's her own personal tumblr profile.

Do you not fucking hear yourself?? That is pathetic. No. People are allowed boundaries. People of specific groups are also allowed to make spaces that are reserved just for that one group. Particularly if it's just their personal blog! I promise you men are completely unaffected by the existence of a few lesbian only spaces. They will be perfectly fucking fine if there are a few places they cannot go, particularly if those places are just some blogs on the internet. There are PLENTY of spaces both in real life and online where men, lesbians, transmascs, nonbinaries, and whoever else; exist in alongside each other. In fact you guys have specifically made it so every damn space you can control is now at least somewhat mixed and often just goes by the label "queer" or "lgbtq" and so lets everyone in the overall community in.

In doing so you have failed to acknowledge that every group under the LGBT acronym deserves to also have their own private spaces, that are just for people from their specific group; in addition to the larger general spaces for everyone in the community. Every group benefits a great deal from the more intimate solidarity they share in those private spaces.

Again - men, and everyone else for that matter; aren't effected by lesbians having a few spaces for just themselves. You know who IS effected by the existence of spaces that are specifically for one group only?? The people in that group. You know who IS effected by having the ability to put up boundaries on their own blog without being ridiculed for it?? Every individual who would want to do that.

Think about this: what if I put "christians DNI" in my tumblr bio? I'm a pagan who has religious trauma, thinks monotheism is profoundly wrong, and despises christianity; so it could make sense. Would you then tell me I'm "christianphobic"? Or make up a four letter acronym to describe my monotheism exclusionary spiritual beliefs?? And then make a post telling pagans that not only is it wrong for them to say that "pagans aren't christians", but that it's unacceptable for them to try to make any spaces where no Abrahamic religious people are allowed to interact with them? 🙄

I'm guessing you wouldn't do any of that, in that situation. So turn your brain on and apply that logic to lesbians as well. To bisexuals. To gay men. Etc. People are allowed to make spaces devoted only to people like themselves; and people are allowed to have boundaries on their damn blog if they want them.

lesbians who say "fuck terfs <3" and then immediately say "trans mascs, men and trans women who are also men can't be butches/lesbians/dykes" and "i'm a lesbian, men dni" and also viciously try to remove trans women who are also men, transmascs & men from lesbian, sapphic and dyke spaces...

hey guess what: you're terfs. try again.

[goodgirl4daddy4evr]

It's literally so simple to put some kind of reference to your age in your bio or pinned post. I don't care if it's an age range or something vague, and yes, I know people lie on the internet, but tumblr isn't easy to share sexual content on. I will block users that do not disclose their ages. I do not want interaction on my posts from users that do not share their age.

If I could guarantee that no minor would ever engage with my posts, I'd do it. But unfortunately this site just wants all "sexual content" off the site. But the white supremacists and columbine shooter stans are fine 🙄

[beatheprincess]

Not boutta let petty negativity affect me even if I gotta block/unfollow🙅🏽‍♀️ its jus the internet, sometimes the men in my household can act stupid too so I just stay in my room..I cant let tiny things like that affect my energy because it's not being directly said to me nor hurting me so I shouldn't be bothered 🙏🏽 always good to take a break from social media !

Hope you guys had a nice week n have a great holiday, I got my youngest brother a toy cus teenage boys like expensive things🥺 (I'll get them something for their bday dw) I had a chill day but my stomach been bothering me all week :/ so oof but I'll be ok. Positives things happened too ♡♡

Unfortunately I feel like I gotta refrain from saying too much on my OWN blog entry because of creeps knowing me, it's a waste of time constantly saying respect my boundaries so the block button will do fine ;) I am not an NSFW acc so idk why they still wanna follow- like tumblr finna take your acc down anyways-🙄 also my insta art acc is criminally underrated n would love to share w nice and NON creepy ppl (shoot dm)🥺🙏🏽

[queeranddepraved]

If you're one of the people I talk to like regularly like frequently, like nearly every day... uhmmm honestly, please just ignore this post. I'm just ranting about my own brain. It's really unimportant stuff. Please keep scrolling.

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Remember that time before like late May of this year when I used both tumblr and this account really casually and like didn't post that often and didn't really talk to anyone on here for more than a few days?

No, you don't cause most of you weren't following me before that.

But uhm, yeah, then I started talking to someone (I won't name any names 😜🙄), but damn if he didn't do some shit to my brain. 😩 because all of a sudden I was on here constantly, posting being slutty, talking to people but mostly trying to talk to him.

Then Father's Day rolled around, and I got really drunk and sent pictures to like well over 100 people on reddit in the span of like a few hours. But one in particular came over to tumblr, and we started talking here.

Then, sometime in July or something, idk I reached out to someone who had been following me for a while and started talking to him occasionally.

Then, on a fb page I run, I was following this guy, and we'd flirt in the comments of each other's posts, but uhm then started messaging each other recently.

And now somehow I have all these people that I talk to, like not quite every day but like almost, and I'm kind of really attached to them???? 😭 like if any one of then disappeared suddenly I'd be so fucking sad.

And this post isn't even supposed to be about them specifically I kind of lost track of what I was talking about. I didn't mean to like outline all of yall like that, sorry.

My point is... between May and now, I've managed to train my brain to only be content when talking to one of these people??? 😭 uhmmmm, which, as you can imagine, isn't exactly the healthiest of things. Not that I was mentally healthy before. Because holy fuck I was not. How else do you think I got here?

Like all of those scenarios started as just like casual sexting, me sending pics occasionally, etc, but now???? How did it get to the point where I talk to them nearly every day??? They were supposed to just be strangers on the internet that I'm slutty for. I know my brain gets attached easily, but ahah, uhmmm, idk I'm a little stressed about it tbh.

If you're one of my main hoes, and you ignored me and read this anyway, 🙄🙄🙄 uhm, seriously, don't worry about any of this. I really just needed to rant about it, and I don't have any other voids to scream into, okay? I don't want or need anything in particular to change. I just have anxiety. lmfao, everything's fine, though, okay!!!!!

[visenyaism]

🌆 bowlofbrown-deactivated1260383

ugh i have NOT been able to sleep good lately cause im getting kept up by really weird dreams. i swear every night it’s just the same damn comet and weird ice creatures and some fucking bald girl crawling out of a fire with a dragon. anyone know if mercury is in retrograde or something what’s going ON

👁️ hedgeknightplumm Follow

yeah this could be a sign that you have ADHD. what do you know about your father though that’s important to this

🌆 bowlofbrown-deactivated1260383

fuck off weirdo i never even met the man. not like there’s any shortage bums in flea bottom though.

👁️ hedgeknightplumm Follow

sounds about right. check DMs

💀 bitterreal Follow

wait check OPs carrd. 28+blonde in picrew+flea bottom resident+freaky dreams. OP is a fucking dragonseed do NOT open that message don’t do it

😈 winteriscoming Follow

imagine admitting to being a dragonseed on bloodraven’s internet. rip bozo you’re on dragon madnesswatch

🍇 arborgold Follow

she black on my fyre til i bear that sword

🍏 sevenhellz Follow

she break on my spear til i maek ‘ar anvil

🍑 crossbowthey Follow

she turn on my cloak til i am forcibly exiled to essos

🐁 thousandeyes

if you’re going to commit treason on the fucking tumblr dashboard can it at least be funny🙄

🦓 zorse-deactivated12608362

ugh fine. she tar on my garyen til i fuck my sister

🫦 lannispwhort Follow

prince aerion should’ve at least told us what it tasted like before he died that’s just fucking rude otherwise

#would still hit though. who said that

🌻 jonquils Follow

NEED dick from a pathetic failknight who just lost all of his tilts

beneaththegold-deactivated12600

ugh this drought fucking sucks. maybe if we didn’t have a one-eyed k*nslaying freak in charge of the whole realm instead of an actual *rightful* king our ill luck might turn and we could actually enjoy the long summer.

⚔️ princebreakbeds Follow

it’s sooooo nasty seeing black//fyre supporters on the dash you KNOW they just hated King Daeron because he was neurodivergent

👁️ hedgeknightplumm Follow

FYI OP fought for the black dragon and took the lives of three loyal kingsmen at the redgrass field

beneaththegold-deactivated12600

oh so you support K*NSLAYING???

⚔️ princebreakbeds Follow

LMAO LORD RIVERS GOT HIS ASS

⚡️stormylands Follow

DNI if you support the d*rnish takeover of court

💫 webringthedawn Follow

L+ratio+it’s SEVEN kingdoms+unbowed+unbent+unbroken

🫧 seastarred Follow

“is prince maekar a DILF” the greatest thread in inn at the crossroads history, closed after 826292 pages of heated debate

🍒 tridenttrout Follow

seven hells y’all would fuck a k*nslayer if they were valyrian huh

shipbreakerslay-deactivated126490

you literally have bl**draven supporter in bio????

🐉 rhaenyra-did-nothing-wrong Follow

friendly reminder that dragons**d is a slur and only real valyrians should reclaim!!!!!

🥧 dragonstoner Follow

girl at this point we could ALL be aegon the unworthy’s bastards come on now🙄

💐 moondoored Follow

bracken son or blackwood daughter

[angelsarewatching]

Hear me out, how would each 141 member propose to you? I like to imagine Ghost would pull you away in the middle of a mission and give you a ring hanged on a chain like a dogtag

It is close to 1 PM. You have a class that starts at 7 and will end at 12 PM. You are on tumblr at this ungodly hour. The wifi has been interrupted and now you are using the bare bits of your cellular data to scour the internet for stupid shitposts you'll think about before going to bed. Your wife is heavily asleep on your shoulder. You're still on Tumblr. You get a notification when you're in the middle of reading the worst take in internet history. This is the notification. You are now tapping on your phone's screen like you are spilling the tea to your friend who was absent for the day and like your life depends on it.

OK but ghost low key proposing to you like that w just any object but with a super special meaning.. what if it's the chain to his dogtag-- and he ripped the tag off to coil it around the ring he gave you??????? what if he was symbolizing throwing away his dog tag saying that "simon riley is dead" but noooo he's like "i wanna take your last name bc i hate my dad" and he's super serious as he says this 😭😭😭😭😭

hold on inspiration time

SO NOW HERE WE HAVE: HOW THE 141 PROPOSES TO YOU!!!!!

How Ghost proposes: (Your POV)

Get behind cover, both of you are crouching because there's an intense gunfight happening, you're on your last mag and your gun is not reloading for some reason unknown, you're extremely terrified. Your girlfriend is beside you watching you break down close to tears because your rifle chose to be defective at the wrong time. You hear artillery strikes. It's coming from the other side. You and your significant other are minutes away from certain death. Your significant other, in an unexpected turn of events, has a grenade.

"Y/N, before we die, I just want you to know that if we make it out alive, I want to spend the rest of eternity with you." They throw it behind the stout sandbag-wall. People scream. The gunfight stops. They have most likely ran away. Artillery strikes are painfully loud to your sensitive ears, and they're happening all around you. The air raid sirens are going off. You're still reeling at what your s/o said. They grab your hand and put the pin of the grenade on your ring finger.

"This'll have to do for now."

You are shocked. You call them an idiot. You're crying. Entire buildings are collapsing around you and you're crying because someone you love just proposed to you.

"You bastard!" You are sobbing violently.

"You're proposing to me NOW?"

Your s/o starts crying too. "Are you saying no?" They ask, choking back tears.

"Obviously not you IDIOT! I love you godammit!" And then you kiss. Everyone's screaming and rushing to safety all around you and you both are doing cheesy romantic shit. Your s/o smell like gunpowder, bonfire smoke and weird smelling sanitizer.

How Roach Proposes: You're practically at your deathbed after a mission gone awry. He cries on your arm and then gives you the box and can barely speak because he's crying so much. He thinks he's going to lose you forever. You regain an ungodly amount of willpower to live again and your doctors are shocked at your recent reports.

How Price proposes: (for you @alypink) This man actually doesn't. He doesn't want to marry, at first. he is severely bullied by the rest of the 141 to propose to you but he's indifferent to it. then he sees some dude try to flirt with you because "i don't see a ring on their finger 🙄🙄" and suddenly he's like. Square up Motherfucker and sigma walks/stomps all the way to Taylor & Hart and then purchases a fifty-carat diamond engagement ring with a pavé setting just to flex his big dilf energy and gets the best box and purchases an entire fucking three piece suit out of sheer SPITE to one up that random NPC fucker and he goes to you all dressed up fine, offers his hand for you to hold and opens the car door for you when you guys enter the fancy fuckin michelin star restaurant he pulls out your chair for you and all he's really missing at that point is a rose between his teeth. you look around you and you see this man rlly fucking rented the entire restaurant just for YOU two. he leaves for two minutes then comes back and surprises you with the most flamboyant flower bouquet you've ever seen and takes you up to the rooftop where there's a garden and everything, there's a fucking violinist there and HOLY SHIT AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA WHO GOT A GRAND PIANO UP THERE--and y'all are slow dancing underneath the moonlight and rose-covered arches and he gets down on his knee and proposes to you.

all purely out of spite.

How reboot Soap proposes: He gets a small quotidian engagement ring bc sergeants don't get lots of sauce but he chooses it. because he thinks of you first and foremost. and what you would like. it's a small solitaire ring and the setting isn't even made of gold, it's metal. he gets the cheapest one possible, but really tried his best.

How sigma alpha male captain soap proposes: Ten planes. He doesn't back out. He's the man. He walks you to a place on the beach with fairy lights and wooden benches. you guys order a fancy meal. after ordering, you guys have a casual conversation, then he goes like "look up darling" and then you see. Ten fucking jets in the sky.

These planes write "I LOVE YOU" in the sky and do all sorts of complex maneuvers into dizzyingly beautiful hearts until they're all just plastered on the sky like god decided to doodle. while you're staring at the oddly-clear sky (he planned this out) and then he brings out a velvet box and says "you make every mission of mine worth it. marry me." and opens it, to reveal a pear shaped diamond engagement ring.

[triviareads]

hi! I wanted to say I loved your johncesca smut fic and I'm excited to read the next chapter when Michael shows up.

I was surprised this was your first time writing smut because I swore you'd written some before haha anyway I don't understand why people are obnoxious about your ship tags if it's a poly romance. Some people really have nothing better to do... 🙄

Sorry for the (10 day?) delay btw- I was stewing over the ao3 comment for a bit bc didn't want to pitch a bitch fit on tumblr, so I held off on replying.

Anyway, thank you! I'm glad you enjoy i touch you (with my mind) and Michael, Francesca, and John. (Also looking at this title, I'm really running out of poetry to steal lines from for my titles. Next I'll have to turn to Taylor Swift or something).

And I'd actually not written a completed sex scene before this! There were bits and pieces but nothing complete. But it's gotten easier since, and I'm hoping to write more in the future, including for this fic if I ever figure out where to go with it next lol. In the meanwhile, you can look forward to Edwina getting the HR heroine treatment.

As for the tagging comment, I don't think that person understands that there can still be two-person groupings within the polyamorous relationship. Which, fine. Whatever. But it is irritating when they're also attempting to gatekeep how I write a character because apparently only Michael is allowed to be a "flirt" or "naughty" or "risqué"? Like, there is variability with all these traits, and they manifest themselves differently in people. For one, I doubt Michael would ask Francesca if she'd liked to be watched while she got off.

But at any rate, who are they to dictate how I write a character? And yes, I'm aware freedom of speech exists, this is an open platform, etc. etc. But internet mores exist as well, and where ao3 is concerned, unless the content in question is grievously insulting (especially towards any sort of minority) or hate speech or something, don't comment at all. Just x out and call it a day.

Hopefully that was minimal bitching on my end. I wouldn't want to stoop to some people's levels where this fandom is concerned.

[danma-chan]

And the reasons I reblog with a long ass description is to clear my name from what has been accused by that person. If you know, you know there is somebody try to start make a drama. A type of person who demands problems and yet suddenly cutting people off whenever the person’s ass got busted LMAOOOO Imagine walking into the hall of shame when someone exposed how pathetic “victim complex” you are..Ouch…God still forgives your shit but from people..Hmm 😌 Anyways, if any of you are not going to any sides, that's cool, I have no right to stop you be friend with anyone but please do not hear from one-sided only. Everything is in the docx. You all are the judges 🤝

First and foremost, Bakugan fandom is literally fun, supportive and people are free to go crazy about their ships, love hard on your fav characters, making AUs, make fanarts, fanfics and more. I really love to see Bakugan is alive again and Im glad the fandom didnt die yet 🥰🥹

Unfortunately, not everything is sweet and joy until somebody being pressed over a character and anyone who is having interested with heterosexual ships. That’s a major toxic there especially with proudly represent “Fabia cannot have any dickss!!”, “God forbid she dont get to deserves be with ANY of the males!!” I would like to ask you. Who are you? If you hate the character, that is fine. LITERALLY FINE, you are allow too eventho you barely watch everything 🙄 but you don’t have to making it "You have to hate this character”, or “Whoever into straight ships are the worst people ever period" Let me ask you again, who the fuck are you to judges someone interests? Tell me some VALID points to hate Fabia's characteristic and liking straight ships?? If yes, then that makes Fabia’s lover and straight shippers real hypocrites lol If you’re telling me that you’re allow to hate something, I can do the same too but I dont depises based on people’s interests like you 😉😌 I believe nobody likes rude people who judges their own interests. I called it a joy-killer, just disgusting and ew..🤢 And what makes you more hypocrites that you try hard to blend in but ended up eating your own shit and hypocritically went “straight ships annoys me” in your feeds. Boy, if you don’t like it, then ignore and move on. You don’t need to spread the toxictivity in the fandom nor oppress others for liking their straight ships. Its giving MHA fans vibes lmao and its better to set as private on that multiple account of yours next time 😌

Second, you blocked me from the first place like okay xD?? Who are you again lol 😅 We barely talk in Discord yet talk bad things behind me at the public?? Ok?? It would be a lie if nobody informed me that my name got mentioned and then accused I’ve been standoffish to you like? 🤔 Because from what I analyse on what you accused from Aisha’s side, you apologized due you’re drunk but then, keep talk bad things about her bruh…Also, how can you tell that I have vaguepost about you specifically the fact that you blocked me? Hm curious..🤣 Better check the docx again. If you felt your ass burns from my posts, that’s your problem because I said in general and it can be anyone 🤷🏻‍♀️ I can say whatever in the internet too, Tumblr, Twitter etc as it’s also my personal spaces too 😂 Its how you read lol Said that I dont be straight to the point to you but how can I reach you if you blocked me?? I wonder who is the real pussy here…Even Aisha confronted you but you blocked her instead like a ahemm smol dick cough there 🤧 That would be pointless to me if I did the same too because you will keep coming back with the hate posts so obviously, me nor Aisha are not the problem 🙂Victimise yourself again? Having traumas as an excuses or what-so-ever is giving you a legal ticket to oppress others hm? Motives? I dont think is a right thing to do. Its pathetically immature🙄

To conclude, negative people love to stir up a lot of drama around them and that’s the kind of power they can get. They like the attention that they get from making people upset. Sounds accurate, yes? If the shoes fits.. Thats why people are distancing from you 😮‍💨 I’m passive aggressive? Check again in the docx. file given. I’m insufferable bitch? I get used to bite and eat venomous people as my basics. Strong immune ig LMAO And I also grateful and blessed because I surrounded myself with KIND people. No matter what and who they are either TERFs, Homophobes,Transphobe Bi etc (Except pedo,invader,rape apologist lol) If they’re kind to me, I will also be kind for them. Easy said 🥰 And my only wish for the small almost-dead fandom to be clean from negativity. I have been in a glory days and most people left because some immatures like your kind of person who dispises, bullying other people’s interests and preferences. Being a proud hater as hobbyani? Man, get real for real 🙄🙄

Lastly, from the docx. file. Hope you eat, suck and chew hard with your own words. May next time, be better for real and repent. Cheers 👍🏻

sharing this because this dude keeps slandering me and i'm tired of it

[leejungchans]

Ashhjas 💗💗 please, don't do this to my heart! 👉👈 ily!! 💙💙 so, i created tumblr acc and downloaded the app but it turned out that my phone refuses to accept it🤧 it claims that i dont have internet while i obviously have 🙄 it's the second app that doesn't like my wifi. its probably gonna work fine with my mobile internet but it sucks where i live so i'll have to switch between browser and tumblr app depending where i am 😅🤕 like wtf all i wanted was to not worry i forget to sign 😣 ~ N.

nooooo t*mblr yucky ://// but don’t apologise and don’t worry about it!!! 🥺 i’ll be happy to receive your asks no matter when or how you send them, and i’m super happy to hear from you 💗💗 i hope you’re doing well :>

[ragnvdnir]

Was typing my asks responses to you and tumblr crashed so i'll just do another thing 😍 i might seem like a menace for this but i can sense how much you wanna be asked and talk about yourself more🧐 this is what you call actively participating as your anon 💪💪💪 literally almost devouring the whole ask game 🤩 @ three-clover anon come and join me in devouring the whole ask game <33 (ein im sorry im feeling extra goofy 😭😭😭 feel free to not answer some questions ofc 😍) if there's no one who's gonna ask you anything then let it be me 👹👹👹

For ask game ! 1, 4, 6, 7, 11, 13, 16 because im extra, 25, 27, 29, 30.

Also if it gets too long just use the power of "read more" feature -> :read more: to put a cut 😍

— 🍰.

DID YOU ATLEAST BURP FROM DEVOURING THE ASK GAME⁉️ you got me writing in my notes maam😭👍

ask game!

(answers utc)

1. theres alot tbh, but most of them are just Taylor swift's song. for example getaway car, style and cruel summer bc we love them 🙏🙏🙏

4. im not really into flowers so i just searched and i think hydrangea and a forget me not is pretty. if i were to recieve a flower, i would care more abt the meaning and the sentimental value of it😗😗😗

6. nice things about myself?? just to let you know i spent a long time on this bc i dont say nice things abt myself 😭😭

non-physical

1) im the type to go with the flow. ppl might think of me as a big ass extrovert but my man lemme tell you im more of an ambivert. i barely go out of the house just bc😔😔 and i am humble and shy in the first meetings😇😇😇 (everyone agree rn or else)

2) i think i have a lot of empathy than my irl friends. im their mom and therapist 👹⁉️

3) i would love to learn more about psychology bc i want to understand ppl and help them because mental health matters everyone ⁉️⁉️

physical (this is the part u made me think for a long time bc maam idk😭)

1) i think my eyes are okay (this is a lie)

2) i have dimples on both cheeks which i am not really a fan of but oh well (this is the truth)

3) i love my hairstyle (im starting to love the failure of my hime cut)

7. well first thing that came into mind is white and blue too?

11. i dont really think abt things like this bc 1) im not gonna date someone until i finished studying (my parents command) and 2) im not interested in anyone real bc im focused on these pixels 🙄🙄 but i would love to travel to different countries with my lover in the future but like i am broke so ill just go for a simple one, maybe just staying indoors and do domestic things like baking, painting or whatever? (i cant do all of them btw) being beside each other is enough ( ꈍᴗꈍ) wow so romantic, diluc come and date me rn

13. idk too tbh😭 but i think salted french fries and potato chips bc why not🤨🤨

16. heyy😠😠 u nice, keep going👍👍 its heartwarming that u care for a random stranger in the internet. i remember the message you gave me in dan's blog when i said i feel sick and keep throwing up, i was deeply touched fyi🙄🙄

25. kinda weird but i really to receive a cute puppy and foods! and money

27. i would want to be like those shoujo girls. like damn they're getting all these fine dudes for free🤨🤨 what abt me huh? what abt me? when is my turn to pull a yuki sohma🤨🤨 oh and ik i told you im a gold digger as a joke but i would really want to be someone rich and successful so i can buy anything i want😩🤛 they said money cant buy you happiness well money can buy food and food makes me happy🤬🤬🤬

29. i absolutely hate morning, so its between afternoon and night😍

30. i really love puppies so being with them fills me great happiness so they're home. and a breathtaking scenery and ofc my family bro😩🤛

i tried to make the answers shorter bc at this point i might write an essay😩🙏