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[andiwriteordie]

hear it in the silence | 3.2k words 

“Ask me,” Mike says, his voice low and quiet and vulnerable, “what I wished for. For my birthday.”

Will’s hazel eyes widen a little bit more, and he hesitates. Swallows the lump in his throat. Glances down at Mike’s lips again, then back up one more time to Mike’s eyes. “If I ask you,” he murmurs, “and you tell me… it might not come true.”

Right – that is how wishes work, after all. You aren’t supposed to tell anyone what you wish for, what your heart desires, what you put all of your hope and longing towards as you blow the candles out on your birthday cake. That’s a secret for you and you alone.

“But,” Will adds, his own voice raspy and low, “I think I might be able to guess.”

Or:

Mike and Will share a quiet moment together away from Mike's eighteenth birthday party.

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happy birthday, mike wheeler. i wish i could say i adore you as much as will byers does, but i’d be lying to myself 

[nokomon]

[A video of Sir Hamburger the Clodsire with three opaque cups in front of him. The center cup is lifted up, a pokemon treat shown to both Sir Hamburger and the camera, and the treat placed under the center cup.

The left and right cups are shuffled around while the center cup remains entirely untouched. The cups are let go.

Sir Hamburger bumps into the left cup. It stays upright. After two more tries, the cup is tipped over. Sir Hamburger stares blankly into the distance.

The person offscreen points at the center cup repeatedly. Sir Hamburger does not react for a while before slowly bonking into the center cup until it falls over.

He opens his mouth in a big, goofy smile and swallows the treat.]

clodsire intelligence test

[alienwlw]

KNOCK KNOCK, BOYS! 2024

So what information did you get? You think I'm going to tell you? Oh, this house is full of poisonous snakes.

[zephyrus-gremlin]

MF REALLY TOLD THE GUY WHO HAD A WHOLE ADVENTURE ON TEAMWORK TO GET BETTER AT IT-

Of course he would lose his shit i would too ngl

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

is Quin a father?

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I’M SO AMUSED BY THIS LMAO

But yes…to two idiot cats

[xuanelle]

you see, kageyama isn't a lonely tyrant anymore

[freakinnefor]

good evening. i bring you guys an oc doodle

[mx-giraffe]

I- I found this fic.

And I think it’s kind of like amazing???

It can’t be my favourite fic, cuz Under a Moonless Sky already has that spot, so it gets to take second favourite.

It’s called Spirit Son, it’s basically atla except Cool-Actually-A-Spirit-Blue-Spirit-Zuko. Okay it’s a little more complicated than that (good lord is it complicated) but like… that should be enough to get you to read it really shouldn’t it? (Also featuring the painted lady, awesome well-made and written original characters that help improve the overall storytelling and Zuko joining the Gaang early).

Please read it, it’s so amazing.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34168471/chapters/85017253

[deus-ex-mona]

farewell, my idiot son…

[lieutenant-fred]

I'm late for Christmas so happy (early) New Year :] Hopefully Tumblr doesn't screw over the quality too much, haha

OMG IT'S ME IT'S ME IT'S ME IT'S ME IT'S ME IT'S ME IT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[genie-made-of-clouds]

Bakugou: listen here you son of a bitch!

Izuku: hey! Don't talk about my mother that way!

Bakugou, thinking about Mr Midoriya: I was talking about your dad

Izuku, thinking of Aizawa: oh. Carry on

[secretlyhuntokar]

Watching Saw III for the first time and this Jeff guy SUCKS!!!

[mmmatchasims]

Citrine: Where is my sister?

Hibiscus: With her friends back at school. She told me you've never been to a dance before, and that you probably wanted to go.

Topaz: She told you to come back and ask me? That kid is so sweet, I don't deserve her.

Hibiscus: So, what do you say? You coming with me, gorgeous?

[conanssummerchild]

troy and abed in the moooooorning

ICONIC DHSFHAKHDJ

i had to wait like ten minutes to answer this bcs it made me so happy i couldnt stop grinning like an idiot in IT class 😭

speaking of troy and abed in the morning (and all day) have you heard their christmas infiltration rap yet? bcs hfsjalhgfaergfhsdbv i found it on spotify the other day and i cant stop listening to it on repeat lmao

[iisthings]

Imagine being 15 in 2023

Cringe

[cloudcountry]

there is no way the ikevamp guys are being such assholes in jean's route i must be dreaming