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my husband: go to church, it's Palm Sunday
me: no
my husband: I bet you don't even know what it commemorates
me: i know!!! Christ then rode on a donkey through the gates of Jerusalem
my husband: that's right. And how will they manage today without their donkey?
me:
#my husband is killing me#and I#I must confess#I still believe#still believe#HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
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Sometimes you just are trying to live out your day and then your brain thinks:
What if in the opening titles of Season 3 Aziraphale and Crowley aren’t walking together anymore.
#warning this post is known to cause psychic damage#this thought killed me a little#and made me sob#don’t be like me#my brain is the worst#good omens opening title#good omens#good omens 2#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#michael sheen#david tennant#neil gaiman#terry pratchett#renew good omens#give me season 3 or give me death
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i miss them......please come back........please come home :((
#this one goes out to the ten knkdz stans left on bsd tumblr wya#ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE DRAWN THEM I MISS THEM SO BAD :(((#please......i dont knkw how much longer i can take this.......please come home to me......#i'm literally experiencing withdrawal symptoms they've been apart for like SEVEN years#ALSO I KEEP FORGETTING KUNIS GLASSES IM FUCKING KILLING MYSELF ISTG IT DOESNT REGISTER IN MY BRAIN FSR😭😭😭😭😭😭#also one thing i noticed while coloring this is how nicely their outfits compliment each other. husbands fr <3#sry if the art style is different in every drawing i drew these all weeks apart💀#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikidazai#knkdz#lotus draws
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I don't have a title for this I just really wanted to draw this pic of lando
(og picture and a flat colour version under the cut :3)
#pondering if there would be any interest in a tag list for my art posts#school is still killing me so deffo won't be frequent tho#huge thank you to my dear husband and cube for holding my hand through this#f1#f1 fanart#ln4#lando norris#lando norris fanart#neverleft underscore#neb50#neb100#neb200#neb500#neb750
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I will never be over the fact that for all the confusion and fear and panic and anger that goes through Aziraphale's face in the seconds after the kiss, for all the repressed feelings and the idiocy of his 'I forgive you', when Crowley walks away from him for what he thinks could be the last time he stutters out the softest, most desperately pleading '...no...'
#michael sheen you are killing me#on the third rewatch and feeling utterly unhinged#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#that kiss#good omens#good omens spoilers#go spoilers#my gifs
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Hey guys I think The Last Unicorn is such a Scott book
#Hate Jimmy's anatomy here. whatever. throws it at you guys anyway before I stress myself into offing myself#quote is from The Last Unicorn ofc!! I drew unicorn scott and then me and my friend went insane about the book + Scott's character#flower husbands#scott smajor fanart#trafficshipping#trafficblr#need to reread that book desperately#so many moments and quotes I remember from it are SO Scott guys. I swear to god#it being a book all about this unicorn who is turned into a human and thus starts experiencing emotion. and flaw and love and and#and the unicorn is stressing but realizes that even if she were turned back into a unicorn. She has already felt. She no longer belongs#And I view Scott's character as tending to deny himself those kinds of feelings as if they were a weakness. As if they'd get in the way#He allowed himself to love and be loved in LL and then never again. Turned around and ostracized Pearl. Sorry going insane#and then ofc this quote made me think of Jimmy. I cannot get into my reasoning here though I will either die or get killed#tubby art
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This is how Shido's bossfight went down, trust me
#saw this on twt and had to make it them#there's a very specific trope i enjoy in fics#where post-canon shuake visit shido in prison for whatever reason and have the most awkward family reunion ever#“yeah the guy you told me to kill and put you in prison is now my husband. anyway i still hate you. whats up”#i just think joker would have the funniest your-son-calls-me-daddy-too energy#shuake#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5r#p5#my post#p5r memes#akira kurusu#goro akechi#shido masayoshi#masayoshi shido#p5r akira#p5r akechi#p5r shido
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Yet again another reason Robotnik has to miss Stone, Gerald doesn’t match his silliness
#stobotnik#agent stone#jimbotnik#my god get your husband back already#stone would’ve said yes with a smile on his face#god these two are killing me#stobotnik divorce is gonna hit hard
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One day this fandom will have a reckoning on how it likes to blame Jin Xixuan's death on Wei Wuxian—whether by maliciousness or a "loss of control"—while ignoring the fact that Jin Zixuan died because he lunged at Wei Wuxian with a drawn sword because he was angry that Wei Wuxian told him that he doesn't trust him after he refused to tell Wei Wuxian whether or not he was a part of the ambush his cousin set up after Wei Wuxian told him to keep his distance from him after he told Wei Wuxian to stop defending himself against an ambush that he showed up to and was plainly told was put together to kill Wei Wuxian after he had already been bodily pushing Wei Wuxian around to protect his cousin. But all of that is supposed to be forgiven and forgotten because the reason he wanted Wei Wuxian to ignore all logic and put his life in danger was for Jiang Yanli's temporary happiness? Lol. Lmao even.
#mdzs#wwx: why should i trust that you care about my safety and a fair trial#when you showed up and immediately started defending your cousin#who JUST ADMITTED TO TRYING TO MURDER ME?!?!?!#jzxuan: how dare you doubt me! *lunges with a newly drawn sword instead of doing LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE*#the tragedy isn't that wwx accidentally killed a 'good man' in self-defense#it's that *that* man happened to be his beloved shijie's husband and father to her child#if jzxuan was literally anyone else#this woulda been a fuck around and find out moment#because jzxuan is just an entitled dumbass who got lucky that jyl was orphaned and had no defenders with weight behind them#or else they wouldn't have gotten married and jzxuan WOULD have been “just some entitled dumbass”
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Worry free, guarantee!
loved painting this one, I love illustrated advertisements
#for some reason everything I was sketching was coming out really violent idk so I just went with it#tbh I'm not even really into the like 'girlboss kill your husband' thing I love my partner dearly#HOWEVER... it is fun in fiction... and yknow what.#sometimes you gotta kill your husband#anyways. as per use if I think it's funny I have to do it so.#my curse strikes again#illustration#digital art#my art#art#artists on tumblr#digital painting#digitalart#not ocs#I had to research vintage shampooers for this#when no one else got me I know extremely niche forums that look straight out of 2004 got me
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my husband is in an arm splint rn and all i want to do is this
#my husband: in a tremendous amount of pain#me: i need to kill you#love is stored in the impulse control
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[ CW: DEATH ]
ily doomed wavewave 🫶❤️❤️❤️❤️
#pov you had to kill your husband in order to get what you were looking for#btw i forgot to add shading in the last panel so ignore that#i love doomed yaoi/yuri and i love angst#im sorry i had nothing better to do#transformers#tf#soundwave#shockwave#tf soundwave#tf shockwave#wavewave#shocksound#soundshock#shockwave x soundwave#soundwave x shockwave#dw i'll draw good wavewave next time as an apology for making this lol... (^_^“)#pls forgive me for my sins
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Okay, so I haven't watched all of FMAB yet, but I love how Ed is so fucking oblivious. He got a gorgeous girl, way smarter than him and out of everybody's league, who plays with the cord of the telephone when they speak together because she's down bad and laughs softly when he talks. And he's like "yeah, yeah, well, I am glad you're alive haha I thought they were going to brutally fucking murder you today. So that's a relief. Bye, super best friend in the world" and hangs up like the moron he is. But not only that, because well, they can't see each other so I get he doesn't notice the crush in Winry's voice, BUT LING?????? Dude has been with that prince inside a guy's stomach and has carried him around and cooked him his boot and yelled at him for giving up because he can't leave somebody as ambitious as him there without accomplishing what he wants, and then he says some gay bullshit like "Ling is still in there" after looking at Greed's eyes ONCE. One thing is not realizing a girl is crushing on you but Oh my God Edward for fuck's sake get a clue and realize you like men-
#i love winry and edward because they're the shoujo type of romance i love and it's childhood bffs and also angsty#but ling and edward are just the type of gay people you only find on shonens i swear#i am also not complaining about greed in ling's body because he's really funny but if you don't give me back my silly prince i am going to-#also winry and ling are so down bad and i understand they like failguys#riza understands too have you seen her husband roy mustang that man is the definition of a failguy#ling and ed have something so gay going on AND NOBODY TOLD ME WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS#i am really enjoying the show btw not only the ships it's just that i don't want to give my opinions on the plot yet until i finish this#bc if somebody spoils me this i am going to kill my-#fmab#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#edwin#edling#edward elric#ling yao#winry rockbell
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#good omens#goodomensedit#good omens season 2#good omens 2x05#crowley#anthony j crowley#david tennant#aziraphale#michael sheen#ineffable husbands#protective crowley is EVERYTHING#and this little moment was a favorite of mine#'i wont' leave you on your own'#KILL ME!!#I LOVE IT#my gifs#stephs stuff#mod post
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oh my god. look at him. what a little bitch.
#AND HE WAS RIGHT.#the little 'hands on hips' adklbjndkbndb what the fuck#michael sheen i have questions about your acting choices.#but also like. yeah. that's them.#honestly though this scene drives me nuts cause aziraphale is such a little bastard in this one. look at him. so smug#so righteous. 'AH YOU SAY YOU CAN KILL KIDS? HAHA. NOPE. I KNOW YOU'. a bitch. poor crowley. but also i love them.#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#good omens#good omens 2 spoilers#and YES. im aware i missed the 'well' part. I KNOW. IM SORRY. my photoshop works at the speed of 2010 internet. have mercy.
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I love how they set taub’s biggest issue up to be the fact that he cheats on his wife. like that’s the only thing wrong with him really. and everybody dunks on him for it. meanwhile wilson has been causally dropping the fact that he’s a serial philanderer since season 1 and nobody bats an eye because there’s just so much else to unpack that it might be the most normal aspect of his personality
#house md#chris taub#love that clinically insane manwhore#james wilson#like yes he is proudly unfaithful and prone to affairs but the emotional cheating he be puttin those poor women through with house is much#much worse#I could tolerate my husband saying he’s slept with other women. like obviously horrible thing to do and I’d be mad. but it’s not outlandish.#if my husband called me up like ‘yeah I need to go take care of my manchild boybestie. he’s having legal issues and I need to#sacrafice my career for him. see ya later!’#I would kill him with my bare hands
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