#my husband is killing me
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flowerandblood · 9 months ago
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my husband: go to church, it's Palm Sunday
me: no
my husband: I bet you don't even know what it commemorates
me: i know!!! Christ then rode on a donkey through the gates of Jerusalem
my husband: that's right. And how will they manage today without their donkey?
me:
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and-this-of-all-my-hopes · 1 year ago
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Sometimes you just are trying to live out your day and then your brain thinks:
What if in the opening titles of Season 3 Aziraphale and Crowley aren’t walking together anymore.
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lotus-pear · 6 months ago
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i miss them......please come back........please come home :((
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leftneb · 3 months ago
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I don't have a title for this I just really wanted to draw this pic of lando
(og picture and a flat colour version under the cut :3)
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iwasthenightingale · 1 year ago
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I will never be over the fact that for all the confusion and fear and panic and anger that goes through Aziraphale's face in the seconds after the kiss, for all the repressed feelings and the idiocy of his 'I forgive you', when Crowley walks away from him for what he thinks could be the last time he stutters out the softest, most desperately pleading '...no...'
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tubbytarchia · 7 months ago
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Hey guys I think The Last Unicorn is such a Scott book
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afterthelambs · 6 months ago
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This is how Shido's bossfight went down, trust me
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corneredcopia · 26 days ago
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Yet again another reason Robotnik has to miss Stone, Gerald doesn’t match his silliness
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mxtxfanatic · 2 months ago
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One day this fandom will have a reckoning on how it likes to blame Jin Xixuan's death on Wei Wuxian—whether by maliciousness or a "loss of control"—while ignoring the fact that Jin Zixuan died because he lunged at Wei Wuxian with a drawn sword because he was angry that Wei Wuxian told him that he doesn't trust him after he refused to tell Wei Wuxian whether or not he was a part of the ambush his cousin set up after Wei Wuxian told him to keep his distance from him after he told Wei Wuxian to stop defending himself against an ambush that he showed up to and was plainly told was put together to kill Wei Wuxian after he had already been bodily pushing Wei Wuxian around to protect his cousin. But all of that is supposed to be forgiven and forgotten because the reason he wanted Wei Wuxian to ignore all logic and put his life in danger was for Jiang Yanli's temporary happiness? Lol. Lmao even.
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deoidesign · 9 months ago
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Worry free, guarantee!
loved painting this one, I love illustrated advertisements
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hcnnibal · 29 days ago
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my husband is in an arm splint rn and all i want to do is this
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lmadsadness · 1 month ago
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[ CW: DEATH ]
ily doomed wavewave 🫶❤️❤️❤️❤️
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beanghostprincess · 11 months ago
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Okay, so I haven't watched all of FMAB yet, but I love how Ed is so fucking oblivious. He got a gorgeous girl, way smarter than him and out of everybody's league, who plays with the cord of the telephone when they speak together because she's down bad and laughs softly when he talks. And he's like "yeah, yeah, well, I am glad you're alive haha I thought they were going to brutally fucking murder you today. So that's a relief. Bye, super best friend in the world" and hangs up like the moron he is. But not only that, because well, they can't see each other so I get he doesn't notice the crush in Winry's voice, BUT LING?????? Dude has been with that prince inside a guy's stomach and has carried him around and cooked him his boot and yelled at him for giving up because he can't leave somebody as ambitious as him there without accomplishing what he wants, and then he says some gay bullshit like "Ling is still in there" after looking at Greed's eyes ONCE. One thing is not realizing a girl is crushing on you but Oh my God Edward for fuck's sake get a clue and realize you like men-
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thewanderingace · 1 year ago
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fyoht · 1 year ago
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oh my god. look at him. what a little bitch.
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houseswife · 1 year ago
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I love how they set taub’s biggest issue up to be the fact that he cheats on his wife. like that’s the only thing wrong with him really. and everybody dunks on him for it. meanwhile wilson has been causally dropping the fact that he’s a serial philanderer since season 1 and nobody bats an eye because there’s just so much else to unpack that it might be the most normal aspect of his personality
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