#my husband as a father phew :')

[quitealotofsodapop]

Ok pregnant! Wukong in the Journey is officially hilarious, especially with Macaque there. Like... his whole deal is being a jealous mate who thinks these random strangers got his husband pregnant, and once he realizes its asexual, he's immediately like, "I don't care who you are nor do I like you, but this is MY mate and cub and I'm gonna protect them!!"

Yeah in the au where Macaque learns about the "Egg" early on, he first thinks "Oh sweet buddha, who did this to you!?" cus he's panicking and he certainly wasn't there when it was concieved, and he knows Wukong wouldn't be unfaithful even if they had been separated.

He instead attacks Zhu Bajie first, knowing him as the former Marshal Tianpeng who harassed Chang'e, he looks like a scumbag anyway. The pig demon is very confused.

Zhu Bajie, blocking Mac's attack with his rake: "Hey! What's this all about!?" Macaque, furious: "For getting my mate pregnant!" Zhu Bajie: *pauses* "...ok bub, Imma need a clear picture on who your mate is. This pig has raked a number of different married fields before." Macaque: *furious war cry!* *even more furious fighting ensues* Wukong, appearing on the scene: "What's going on- PLUMS!?" Macaque: "Peaches! Is this demon or any other of your diciples responsible for your unborn child?" Wukong, offended huff: "NO, and I'm mad that you'd think that way. In a manner of speaking; no one is responsible... Except you for leaving me alone under that mountain for nearly 500 years!" Macaque: *processing... remembers what Gibbon and Baboon told him about the other way a Stone Monkey can reproduce* Macaque: "OH!" Wukong: "Yeah, oh." Macaque: "I... I done goofed up and got you pregnant by not feeding you peaches when you were under there, right!? Wukong: "yES." Macaque, sheaths weapon and relaxes: "Ok. I'm taking full responsibilty, I'm not letting these monks make you fight for them when you're in this condition." Wukong, touched: "That's... kind of you. But it's technically not your baby, remember?" Macaque, drops to knees while holding Wukong's hand: "It is if you will have me back." Wukong: *fully rizzed up* "Oh..." The rest of the Pilgrims: "..." Zhu Bajie: "Phew! For once I'm glad the ape's pregnant!" Macaque & Wukong: *shoot Zhu Bajie a deadly glare."

And ofc cue the Pilgrims gaining a new party member in the form of the Six Eared Macaque, aka; "No, I'm not the Monke- actually... yes I am. That ought to keep people from gossiping about the Wukong's condition."

Because the Pilgrims (barring the quiet Ao Lie) aren't really given much insight into how the Stone Egg forms, they legit assume Macaque is the baby's father + Wukong's estranged husband/mate who's just learned about it.

Macaque doesn't like these guys that much, but he's only here to protect Wukong and their child. If that Tang Monk tries pulling that headache spell again, Mac will rip his tongue out so he can no longer speak it.

Both monkeys are super cuddly once Macaque stops being in the monkey doghouse for attempting a monk coup.

[sangre-luz]

Hello! It’s me again. I have one more question.

what about their personalities? how different are their personality traits from the original characters? for example in reverse falls, ford was more sadistic, manipulative, calculating, cruel and power hungry. dipper was also more arrogant and calculating, and mabel was unhinged and evil. So what about your characters?

Welllll…. Lets see…

Here’s some more of my Dilation Falls AU, now with a past young Grauntie Mabel and a current Grunkle Dipper + a screenshot edit of the Stan Twins to accompany this and this

Some lore drop on their personalities and the AU itself

In Dilation Falls, our two protagonists, the Stan Twins, are sent up to Oregon in the summer of 2012 after Stanley breaks Stanford’s perpetual motion machine for the science fair project. Instead of kicking Stan out, their father angrily wants to send Stan away for the summer to mull over his actions, but Caryn convinces her husband to send both of them (of course, to hopefully hash out their issues.)

The dynamic between Stan and Ford is immensely broken at this point. Ford is so, so angry at Stan, and Stan can’t help but feel guilty. In his twins eyes, he had broken his trust and ruined his chances of attending his dream school. The two have the same personality in the beginning of the AU from their teen years in the OG show: Ford is smart, responsible, and can be rather serious, but is still immensely interested in the weird and paranormal. Stanley is playful, childish, a jokester, and hopeful.

Their Grauntie Mabel is exactly as you described- unhinged, but a bit calmer as she has smoothed out over the years. She’s still chaotic in nature, but to a lesser degree, and has learned how to use that control over the masses. She’s a perfect scam/con artist, but is still deeply devoted to her family. She and Dipper complement each other well. While Dipper works in the shadows- who I can only describe in this AU as a manipulative force of nature, egotistical, deeply prideful and a bit of a megalomaniac, Mabel works as the face of their Pines business, a cunning businesswoman who isn’t afraid to use her demon to gain control of any situation :^)

Unlike Stan and Ford, I believe Dip and Mabel have a rather strong bond like in the OG series. Even if they are prone to fights and may clash often, they always forgive each other. Family is a very strong theme in the original show and of course, is the main point of this AU as well.

As the story goes on, I think Dipper would entrust Ford with Euclid, his own demon, and Mabel would entrust Stan with Scalene, her demon. It’s this that begins to bring the Stan Twins closer, but it’s also a plot point that separates them further because it’s clear the older twins are showing favorites. As for our demon parents, Euclid is constantly scarring Ford and rebelling against him during possession, while Scalene is more passive after attempting to rebel against Mabel ~30 something years ago. Her personality in this is more akin to the fandoms interpretation of Will Cipher. So, yes, baby Bill will take after his mommas personality more here ;^D

Over time, Ford would become more manipulative just like his Reverse Falls self, since Dipper takes him under his wing and as an unofficial apprentice much earlier on. On the other hand, I think Stanley wouldn’t fundamentally have a huge personality change, but if Dipper is constantly with Ford, then Stan is lonelier, and Mabel would use that opportunity to bond with him and teach him a thing or two, things that the father of the Stan Twins never even bothered to teach them.

Phew that was a LOT XD. I still have a lot of ideas I wanna draw, but this is the gist

Thanks for the ask ! ^^

[russellsppttemplates]

not sure if you've already done this, but a dad!george blurb maybe? ❤️😊

Note: I've done a few dad!George blurbs, like these ones here, here and here! You can find more if you look up on the tag I have 😊 I'm a sucker for dad!driver, so I love writing about it! I also have some big pieces you can check out in my masterlist if you haven't already!

"Where's Olivia? Where has Olivia gone?", George said out loud, covering his eyes with his big hands only to remove them a few seconds later, "there she is!", he smiled, "There's my gorgeous girl", he said as he stroked her soft cheek.

"What are you doing, George?", you asked, giggling as you walked into the living room and seeing your husband resting against the headboard, knees bent with your daughter resting on his thighs, looking up at him with wide eyes.

"We're playing peak a boo", he explained, "I'm not sure she gets the whole idea but she's enjoying it still", he answered, looking back at the little girl who expectantly waited for another round.

Smiling at their interactions, you stored away the clothes you had brought upstairs in the closet, hearing him go again, "another one, little one? Alright then, daddy is getting pretty good at this, I'd say", kissing her cheek and returning to his position, hands covering his eyes.

"Mummy, have you seen Olivia? I don't know where she is! Where's Olivia?", he asked, earning a big smile from you as you watched them. The father role fit your husband really well, even if you were a little bit biased on the matter. "There she is! Phew, we found her!", he said, ticling her tummy and making her lips move upwards.

"Was that a smile?", George gasped, "did you just smile little one? You gave daddy a big smile!", he said as you approached them, sitting next to your husband.

"Show mummy that pretty smile, Olivia!", George urged, touching her cheek as she smiled big again, making you smile proudly and kiss her cheeks, "Good job, baby girl! Aren't you a heart robber? Yes, you are!".

(Thank you for submitting an ask 🤍)

[psych0fatal3]

Ikevamp+Slashers | Couples Headcanons! | Collab with @luvpalepinkjazz! ♥

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Characters : Le Comte De Saint Germain, Leonardo Da Vincii, Vlad, Johann georg Faust, Charles henri Sanson, Brahms Heelshire, Michael Myers. Stu macher, Billy loomis, Jason voorhees

Authors Note : My first ever collab + My first ever ikevamp post! ☆

Authors Note : This is my first time writing headcanons ❄

Request Status : Open !

Warnings : Mentions of blood and murder.

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Ikemen Vampire

Characters : Le Comte De Saint Germain, Leonardo Da Vinci, Vlad, Johann georg Faust and Charles henri Sanson.

Author : psych0fatal3

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Le Comte De Saint Germain

☆ He's the type of person to make you fall inlove with him and abandon everything just to be with him only for him to turn around and say you can't be together... He's just mysterious like that yknow.

☆ Le Comte is an odd man... He's so old he sometimes doesn't realise he's said something... weird... So theres been plenty of times where you've been having a conversation with him and he's turned around and said something absolutely diabolical without realising how weird he just sounded

☆ He's got this father/husband thing going on. He loves the idea of being your father, he even TELLS you to call him dad... But then he turns around and starts flirting with you and saying he's jealous of you get close with someone else.

☆ He wishes to have a family of his own one day, like a blood related family. Theres nothing he wants more then to have a loving wife/husband and a phew little kids of his own running around.

☆ Insanely jealous. He can't share you. He won't share you. If you glance at another resident for too long, smile a little too much at one or even touch another resident... that just makes his blood boil inside.

☆ He's really touchy, from wrapping his arm around your waist to fully engulfing you with his body while alone. He loves holding and kissing your hand, playing with your hair, nuzzling his face into your neck etc. He's just a really clingy person.

Leonardo Da Vinci

☆ He's remembers everything about you. If you like flowers he'll hand craft a bouquet of paper flowers for you, if you like anime and he feels motivated he'll try draw a character for you if you describe them well enough, if you like deserts and he's out in the town he'll bring you home a bag of deserts.

☆ He snores, like a LOUD snore. Sometimes he'll be sleeping quietly and peacefully only to turn a bit and BAM he sounds like chainsaw. It got so bad at one point you tried tying books to his back so he wouldn't turn to his other side... He was not happy.

☆ Onetime while he was reading something in his room with you laid peacefully asleep on his bed he decided to draw you asleep. He never showed you it, he just kept it to himself... You would've hated it. You were laying with the blanket covering one leg, the other leg hanging off the bed with your arms rested above your head and your hair all over the place (sorry baldies) meanwhile you're mouth is wide open and you're drooling.

☆ If you ever have kids he's the type of dad you'd walk in on to see him laying asleep on the couch with his arms wrapped around your sleeping children who are cuddled up to him on his lap.

☆ You're the only person he will ever love. If you were to separate or you were to die, he would never EVER love someone again. You are his whole world and he shows it in every word he says to you. He could never replace you.

☆ He loves getting massages from you, back rubs, leg rubs, foot rubs etc etc but he also likes give them to you too. If you've been out walking all day he'll give you a foot massage to try make you feel better while listening to you yap about everything you did that day.

Vlad

☆ Everyday spent with you is a beautiful day. He enjoys the simple moments where it's just you two together, for example when you help him out in the garden and you see that a flower has bloomed, he loves seeing the smile on your face.

☆ You both have a secret hideout in the forest under a small bridge where you have blankets and lanterns sit up. The day you found it you were both bored so he asked if you wanted to go on a stroll in the forest with him, which you agreed to. While walking through the forest together hand in hand he started to pull you down this hill beside a bridge to show you this small but spacious area and you both sat there for awhile just talking to eachother. You both kept going there ever since.

☆ He melts if you know how to bake. He loooooves strawberry pastries and will so kindly ask you to make them for him in return for kisses. (he bats his eyelashes while doing this)

☆ Vlad's a very gentle person, the way he looks at you, smiles at you, cradles you in his arms, holds your hands is all so delicate and filled with love. He's like that with a lot of things too. He handles animals and children so gently and carefully along with plants too. He's pure hearted and shows it in everything he does.

☆ He loves reading to you. If you can't sleep he'll make you lay in bed and he'll just open up a book and start reading it to you. He also likes just sitting in silence with you, both sat beside eachother and enjoying a book together. He'll put the book in both of your laps and just silently read it with you.

☆ Sometimes when you're out in the garden together he'll place his cloak on the grass and you both just lay there staring up at the sunny sky in each others arms. He lives for moments like that, just you two together undisturbed.

Johann georg Faust

☆ He doesn't necessarily want kids but he is interested on what a half breed would be like. He'd be a pretty strict but loving dad. He lets his kids be his little assistants as long as they don't mess up. It can be sweet but at times the way he acts tends to rub off on them...

☆ He finds joy in making you feel dumb. If you don't understand something he'll explain it to you slowly like you're a child but with a condescending tone to his voice.

☆ He loves wrapping his hands around the small of your waist, just the sight of it is so... lovely to him. He'll come up behind you and wrap his arms around it if he's feeling nice at the moment and place his chin on your shoulder.

☆ Until he met you he had never been inlove before neither was he interested in it. But when he met you... everything changed. He enjoys spending time with you and would never let anything bad happen to you. He may be mean and treats you like some guinea pig but... he's pretty caring.

☆ You often help him out at the church with the kids. They can be quite a handful for him so he appreciates your help. The kids are absolutely wild at times. Onetime you were cleaning up a spill because one of the kids spilled their drink and then this other little boy comes over and starts trying to climb on your back... which causes the others to just start piling onto you.

☆ He loves sweets. Sometimes he'll take you to the bakery and just buy a bunch of sweet treats for himself... he sometimes shares, if you've been good.

Charles - henri Sanson

☆ He loves being big spooned. 100% the little spoon. He's up to big spooning you but... he just loves feeling engulfed in your warmth and love.

☆ He follows you around constantly. He's like a lost puppy who clings to your side every 2 seconds. You're in the bathroom? He's outside the door, you're sleeping? He's right beside you, you're reading? He's sat beside you with his arms wrapped around you.

☆ If you're mad at him and want him to go away he'd look at you with those big puppy eyes before nodding and slowly leaving... If you're in your room he'll sit outside the door and just wait, if you're out in the town he'll just slowly follow you from afar...

☆ He's touchy feely at the worst times. Onetime while you were talking to this man at the market Charles just comes up behind you and starts pecking you all over your face, neck and shoulders without a single regard for the man right infront of you.

☆ He comes to you all excited with that cute smile on his face and give you a present just to see you smile at him and praise him. He loooooves being praised by you.

☆ He can actually be quite depressing at times without realising it. He's like those grandparents who will smile at you then drop the most heart breaking, jaw dropping lore about themselves ever. He thinks its normal but... those things are not normal.

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Characters : Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Brahms Heelshire, Stu Macher, Billy Loomis

Author : @luvpalepinkjazz! ♥

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Michael Myers

❄ He's not really a touchy kind of guy, he likes his personal space a lot and will freeze up when he is touched, (hug/arm touch etc.)

❄ Has a BIG sweet tooth. He loves candy, it doesn't matter the type he will eat it.

❄ Doesn't care what you look like, he's seen a lot of people in his life while killing so nothing affects him.

❄ After a killing spree he will walk into your house and just stand there until you notice him, covered in blood and wounds waiting for you to help him.

❄ Buddy can NOT cook at all. You will have to cook everything unless you want your house burned down.

❄ He will follow you in the shadows when you go outside, and he will kill anyone who tries flirting/talking with you (even if it's a small “

Jason Voorhees

❄ Soft boy, he loves hugs. Any type of hug, he loves feeling your warmth on his cold body.

❄ He likes to bring you small things from the woods, such as small flowers, rocks, etc.

❄ Same with Michael,he does not care what you look like, he will love you no matter what.

❄ When people come to the camp he locks you in a cabin for your safety, he'd be crushed if his love got hurt by stupid people.

❄ DAILY cuddles from this man at night before you go to bed.

❄ He loves when you kiss his mask, it makes him happy.

Brahms Heelshire

❄ The second you stepped into the house he instantly knew he was never going to let you leave.

❄ He likes watching you “take care” of him through the wall. He loves seeing you take care of the doll like it's a real person.

❄ When Malcolm comes to deliver the groceries, Brahms is jealousy watching the whole interaction. He does not like you talking to Malcolm.

❄ When he shows himself to you, (which scares the shit out of you) he'll just look at you before walking towards you calling your name in his child voice.

❄ Runs at the word “BATH”. It's a struggle to get bro in the tub/shower.

❄ Again, he does not care what you look like.

❄ You are NOT allowed outside because he thinks you'll leave him.

Stu Macher

❄ Such a silly boy, he LOVES physical touch. He will always be attached to your hip(except when killing obviously).

❄ Picks you up and throws you on his shoulder (like how he did with Tatum in the movie) and giggles.

❄ Sneaks through your window just to see you. At random times to (ex. 3AM..)

❄ He Tries everything to make sure you don't find out he's a murderer and tries to not get you roped in.

❄ He will comfort you when one of your friends dies (acting like he didn't commit the murder before coming over to your house at night…)

❄ When a dude flirts with you he will appear out of nowhere and grab you waist and put his head on your shoulder saying something like “heyyy babeeeeee”.

Billy Loomis 

❄ Serious in public but when behind doors he's soft. Hugging and kissing your face while muttering how much he loves you .

❄ Like Stu, he will also sneak into your room through the window.

❄ The second a dude approaches you, Billy scares them off with his dirty look. He gets VERY jealous.

❄ Like Stu, he also tried his hardest to not let you find out about him being a murderer. And keep you away from it ,you will not be a part of his “horror movie”.

❄ Very possessive. You are his and only his, he makes that very clear.

❄ Much like Stu, if one of your friends dies, he will hug you and comfort you (again acting like he didn't commit the murder).

[wangxianficrecs]

When You Wake, 怎能当梦一场 by acertainrogue

When You Wake, 怎能当梦一场

by acertainrogue

T, 39k, Wangxian

Summary: He lay there buried under rabbit ears of wires, warmed by a thin blanket, breathing, breathing, never truly still, but never animated, either. “A-Xian,” Jiang-gugu said with a forced smile. “Your son and husband are here to see you. And your nephew too. He will be coming very soon.” A-Yuan ran up to Baba and held his hand. -- Sizhui grows up in a changing world, but his comatose father can't change with it. His family is determined to give him the love and forgiveness they didn't give Wei Ying. Kay's comments: So, this is definitely the kind of story that keeps you hooked and forces you to finish it in one sitting and even then, it'll still keep you awake for nights. It's just so good and so painful. Phew, so many knives! But, there's a happy ending, so you can definitely look forward to that! It's also actually set in real-world modern China, which is too rare for my liking in the English-writing fanfic community and I really appreciate all that went into this story and am also so grateful for the author for writing a whole thread over on Twitter explaining the cultural nuances one might have missed. As for the story, it's mostly Lan Wangji suffering and raising A-Yuan for thirteen years while Wei Wuxian is a coma. Cue: The Covid19 pandemic and the collapse of the health system and what that means for someone who's been in a coma for thirteen years. Excerpt: He lay there buried under rabbit ears of wires, warmed by a thin blanket, breathing, breathing, never truly still, but never animated, either. “A-Xian,” Jiang-gugu said with a forced smile. “Your son and husband are here to see you. And your nephew too. He will be coming very soon.” A-Yuan ran up to Baba and held his hand. Baba must have slept with Father when he was still awake. A-Yuan did remember being cradled in a cloud that was Father and Baba both, remembered being held between them in bed. There was a time when he had not known how to sleep otherwise. Baba had been cool, cool like the springs of silver dollar water, warm just enough so lotuses could grow. Tem-per-ate, he learned in school for his vocabulary section. But now, Baba was just cold. “Baba,” he squeaked, peaking over the side of the bed, tall enough that he did not have to tiptoe or have Jiang-gugu carry him anymore. “It’s me. It’s A-Yuan. Did you know I’m getting a cousin soon?” He fished in his pocket and found the dried grass butterfly Father had bought him on the roadside, from a man who peddled swallows with tails cut into forks and a green penguin waddling into life. “This can be your cousin too,” he told Baba importantly, nestling that gentle flutter of wing grass into Baba’s cold palm, so he could hold something when A-Yuan, Father, and even Jiang-gugu weren’t around. That was what Jingyi was to A-Yuan when he was at school, away from Father. Everyone needed a cousin, a companion, like the one that was about to be born. When he turned around, Jiang-gugu was crying.

pov lan sizhui, modern setting, modern no powers, pandemics, coma, hospitals, hospitalization, angst with a happy ending, comatose wei wuxian, implied/referenced homophobia, jiang family dynamics, good parent lan wangji, grief/mourning, covid19

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[hiraethwa]

hULLO dropping by for daily tobio!nation thoughts PHEW consider chinese period drama kageyama, where he's the 2nd son to the emperor, and a genius war tactician, and yes, even though he's got an older brother, everyone knows that the emperor's got his sights set on tobio to be his next in line -- and then there's you, the only daughter to a beloved warlord, who's father raised you like a son, taught you how to read, raise you on politics and war strategems and always told you that woman should know how to fight just as well as a man. so you grow up with tobio, never thinking twice about sparring with him, about getting the hems of your silks dirty when you both sneak off to the river to catch frogs, but you're older now, and the emperor is pressuring tobio to look for a wife, and a good, demure one who knows the 4 great arts -- 琴棋书画 -- and it's not till he gets frustrated with the parade of pretty, bejeweled princesses before him that he complains to you and blurts out "what if i marry you instead?"

I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS. i live and thrive on historical cdramas so, my bread and butter! i have many thoughts floating around right now UGHHH why did you do this to me!! combining two of my roman empires...

first consider the idea of the imperial harem 后宫 there's something so poetic in the doomed love that blooms between someone who is fated to be the emperor and his consort, the heartbreak that slowly sets in soul crushingly because no matter how much you love him, he is the 天子 , the emperor, and he will never be yours alone, historically speaking of course. not to mention that even if he does fall in love with you, it is so easy for a man to just fall for another woman, especially a man with such resources at his disposal as an emperor, the ruler of kingdoms. (again, historically speaking) for context for other people, in ancient china, emperors normally have around 3000 concubines, even though only one holds the title of his official wife 正妻, the queen. out of around 600 emperors and kings in chinese history, only ONE is monogamous.

i am obsessed with this au ughhhhhh it has crossed my thoughts before, but i wasn't sure if people would be interested in reading a fic set in ancient china <//3

BACK TO YOUR POINT. OH MY GOD SECOND PRINCE TOBIO WHO IS SMART AND AN AMAZING WAR TACTICIAN (once again, i LOVE men who are smart smart UGHHGHGHGHGHGHG) something about intellect is just *on my knees* (uhm, is tooru his elder brother *cough, CHOKE)

now to entertain your thoughts. there's so many ways this could go. like PPHEW should we go historically common drama where you get married to him, learning the 'proper' ways of a wife but he ends up having other consorts down the line because men be men and heartbreAK, understanding that you may be his, but he will never be yours?

TWO, OOOOH with a modern twist, getting into this arrangement with him and thinking it is just a marriage of convenience (once again, mutual PINING, i will DIE ON THIS HILL) and learning to be fine with the way things are (he just wants a wife in name because he wants to get his father off his back about it, thinking that you do not feel the way he does either, OR he realizes his own feelings AFTER the marriage (OH HOW I LOVE HISTORICAL DRAMA PLOTLINES ), never touches you in the way he should as a husband on your wedding night 洞房 because he doesn't wish to tarnish your purity in the case that you find someone you wish to remarry somewhere down the line, he can assure your future husband that your virtue is intact. SLOW BURN ENSUES BETWEEN TWO IDIOTS BLAH BLAH the only monogamous emperor in history kageyama tobio????

fuck i want to write this now, what have you done rain!!

[whore4mattsstubble]

THE BOYFRIEND

m.s

summary:matt meets his teenage daughters new boyfriend..

yours and matts daughter,macey ,had a boyfriend.you was happy for her but matt wasn’t a fan.

macey came running down the stairs shouting at her father,

“omg!! dadddd!”

macey rolled her eyes at the sight of her dad laying in his pjs scrolling on his phone.

“danny is on his way,you need to get dressed.”

matt stared at his daughter as he sighed and finally complied.

“fine but this ‘boy’ better be worth MY time.”

he empathised the ‘my’ as he got up to get ready.

-later on-

a knock was lightly hit onto your small, happy family’s door.

macey basically threw herself down the stairs ,fixing her hair and new dress she’d just put on,shouting to her parents

to come down. you were in the kitchen getting a glass of water for yourself, while matt was walking down the stairs smiling slyly as he saw his daughters face drop. you were confused as you watched her face droop but as soon as you peeked your head around the door frame that blocked your view of what made her smile fade,you realised..matt was wearing his t-shirt..or more like THE t-shirt,to be more specific the one that read..’i know i have a beautiful daughter but i also have a gun,a shovel and an alibi’

you burst out into a fit of giggles ,the water from the cup you just drank out of almost spilling out your mouth, but macey did NOT find that funny at all.

as you laughed she gave you a death stare which made you laugh even harder.

macey broke the awkward silence.

“dad. change. now.”

matt laughed and cut himself off with a simple but strong “no.”

your daughter stared at you for a moment until she said,

“mom please tell him to change!”

you thought for a second and stared matt down.

“hey,sweetie mabye you-“

you were cut of as matt opened the door giving you and macey a smirk.

the boy was stood outside he definitely heard the conversation that just happened. he stood outside awkwardly awaiting to be allowed in. you could tell he was a kind and polite boy but matt couldn’t care less.

“oh my god come in! sorry sweetheart.”you invited danny,the boy,in.

“its fine Mrs.Sturniolo,”

it was obvious the poor boy was intimidated by matt,especially his shirt.

the boy gulped as matt looked him up and down,danny put his hand out to shake your husbands hand as he looked up at him.matt firmly shook his daughters boyfriends hand.

danny finally spoke up

“p-pleasure to meet you,uhh sir? or is that to formal? h-how about Mr.Sturniolo.is that okay..?”

matt stared down at the boy.

“sirs fine,kid”

matt sat down staring at the basketball that was playing on the tv.

you spoke up.

“oh danny your poor thing,you can sit

down if you want!”

danny sighed a sigh of relief

“thank you Mrs.Stur-“

you cut him off

“ you don’t have to call me ‘Mrs.Sturniolo, y/ns fine darling!”

the boy was seemingly more comfortable with you than your husband

“oh thank you,mrs- oh i mean y/n!”

he gave you a most sincere smile youd ever seen.if you wanted your daughter to be dating anyone it would be

this boy.

you left the room with your daughter leaving matt and danny in the living room.

the awkward tension wasnt getting better so matt spoke,

“what are your intentions with macey.”

the boy was startled by this sudden approach.

“u-uhm ,sir i just want to make her feel happy and uh-comfortable.”

“ok.good..” matt mumbled

“are you having ‘it’ with macey yet.”

matt was straightforward no questions asked.

“no,matt- i mean sir. no sir.”

matt gave a sigh of relief

“phew, if you were i would’ve murdered you right hear right now!”he chuckled.

dannys face was full of fear.

“just joking ,kid, but seriously you picked the right answer.”

macey walked in,

“hey dad, hey danny! ima steal him for a bit, love you dad”she grabbed dannys arm and pulled him upstairs.

you walked into the living room after macey and danny left to go upstairs.

“hey ma “ matt breathed

“hey bernard” you giggled

“mamas.dont call me thatt.”

“fine” you rolled your eyes jokingly

“i have come here for a reasonnn thoughhhh!”you pouted.

“and whats that baby?” matt raised his eyebrow playfully.

“why do you have to be so mean to danny! he’s such a sweet,good and polite boy!”

matt mumbled,”i dont know im just trying to protect my daughter,shes are only child ,ma!”

“fine.but shes 16 now shes bound to grow up.”you reply.

“fine you’re beautiful face and voice has convinced me to give the boy a chance.but only one.”matt sighed but smiled.

you kissed matts head and got up.

“atta’ boy!”

he smirked.

-when dannys about to leave-

macey opens the door for danny and plants a kiss on his cheek and whispers

“i love you , see you soon.” and skips up to her room.

matt and y/n then walk to the door.

“awh i hope you have a great day,aslong as you look after my macey your a good boy danny.”you say smiling

“thank you for having me miss y\n,see you soon.” the boy said.

he then stared at matt a lump grew in his throat.

ah kid i tried to hate ya’ but i couldnt your in my goodbooks. matt patted him on the back

danny smiled and said

“see ya sir”

and walked off he was a

good boy.

“see wasnt that hardd was it bernard!!”you smiled

“i said dont call me that mamasss!”

“but he is a good kid”

“he is indeed,he definitely was scared of you though.”

you said.

[beezelarts]

Okay, so I’m posting this already because I have so many other projects that I’m currently working on and I’m afraid that I’d forget to share it if I waited.

I’m a huge fan of every Hangster fanfiction that involves the Seresins and their farm in Texas so I decided to draw how I imagine them (or at least 1 version).

So far, I have Jake’s parents and one of his many older siblings, his only sister. Enjoy!

As you can see those are Jake’s parents Joanne and Oliviero.

Oliviero is Italian so all of his children can speak at least a little bit Italian.

When Jake’s grandparents were still alive they’d visit them every summer and every winter in their little house near the french border.

Oliviero flirts with Jo (only he gets to call her that) in Italian and blushes when she flirts back. (His children understand every word and suffer psychological trauma.)

Since he’s technically European he refuses to call football “soccer”.

When Jake first came out to his family he wasn’t exactly… happy about it BUT his wife refused to let him sleep in their bed (“That includes NO SEX, Oliviero.”) so he caved after one week and refrained from disowning his youngest.

He only started to respect Bradley when the latter wins an arm wrestling match against him.

He gave Bradley the shovel talk.

Now Joanne:

She met Oliviero when she was on vacation in Italy.

The Seresin farm is technically hers (therefore actually the “Grant farm”).

She’s a simp and is obsessed with her husband’s ass. (Again, the Seresin-siblings are traumatised.)

She loves being a momma and grandma.

She’s a great cook and sometimes she cooks some of her mother-in-law’s recipes. (Oliviero has tears in his eyes because deep down he’s a softie.)

She seems like a sweet lady but she’s actually very scary: After Bradley got the shovel talk from Jake’s dad (and Coyote before that) she took him for a walk and showed him an idyllic clearing in the middle of the woods nearby. Then she turned to Bradley and said, “this is where we bury our enemies. Don’t hurt my baby boy.” She proceeded to kiss Bradley on the cheek and went back to the farm. When Oliviero saw them coming back he shot Bradley a compassionate look. Joanne’s father had done the same with him when he had asked for her hand. Don’t mess with the Seresins/Grants !

And here is Jake’s sister Jenn with her husband Björn:

She met Björn when he started working on the farm. They did the deed in the barn and she got pregnant and he asked her to marry him. (Oliviero didn’t like it.) Now, they’ve been married for almost twelve years and have three children (and a fourth on the way). Björn still works on the farm. Jenn is a trauma surgeon.

Okay, phew, that’s a lot of headcanon but I felt the need to share.

EDIT (I forgot to mention):

During Jenn’s first pregnancy Björn gained a little bit of weight “out of solidarity for his wife”. (Back then, Jake might have had the tiniest crush on him. Nobody can blame him. Björn has the perfect dad bod :3)

[mamawasatesttube]

For the headcanons ask game: Jon or Lois?

jon first!

Headcanon A:  realistic

he has a coming-to-age character arc of realizing that he doesn't want to be superman. he'd compare himself to his father all the time and so would everyone around him, and it would just be miserable. figuring this out is a huge weight off his shoulders.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

around age 5 or so, he threw a whole tantrum (screaming and flailing and everything) when he found out he'd never get his own ttk no matter how big he grows. (kon was like. okay so i know it's bad that he's screaming his lil head off and punching the ground but also i'm ... SO flattered right now 😌)

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

he kept one of kon's jackets in his room after kon died, but never wore it outside the house because he was terrified of something happening to it. sometimes he'd sneak over to kon's room when visiting the farm, just to spritz a little of kon's cologne on the jacket so it'd still smell like him.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

along with getting to grow up normally, he also gets to have a lot of normal childhood experiences and friends. his parents agree it's very important for him to get as much of a regular childhood as he can. (this makes him a nice contrast to other characters who didn't get this, too.)

aaand lois (again!) (phew!)!!

Headcanon A:  realistic

she drinks what clark calls an alarming amount of coffee when she's on deadline. she says ma always makes it best.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

at some point jon asks how many years older than him his big brother chris is, anyway? and lois just goes. well,

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

she got so hopeful when ma called, distraught, to tell her that someone had dug up kon's grave and stolen his body, because this was just like her horror right before she got clark back, but then time kept on passing... and passing... and days drew into months... and kon was still gone, and the idea that maybe someone just vandalized his grave for sick fun left a sour taste in the back of her mouth for weeks.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

generally just stories about her as a mother i think should still be about how that stems from her as a character, not just "oh and now she has a husband she must want kids because that's what all women are like". it's about striking that balance.

[sixhours]

Pedro Scouts & Camp: Week ??

Y'all I have so many badges to catch up on! I'm gonna work on that this week 'cause I'm on vacation.

Rainbow Tye Dye & Songfic

I posted the first three chapters of i know you by heart, my queer TLOU/Prospect crossover fic, the title of which is based on the song by Eva Cassidy, and there's a lot of references to her album Songbird in there, so I'm calling this a double.

Got Silly in the Tags

I'm pretty much always silly in the tags. 🫠

Dieter Bravo

I started reading 2 Sweet 4 Me by @eff4freddie, a sad-ish cute fic about our favorite hot mess.

RomCom

@wrathkitty's amazing Short Debts Make Long Friends has a new chapter out and it's a goooooood one!

Awakened a Kink

Okay, so I don't have a Daddy kink (even if my sweet husband made a really off-color joke about it during our Father's Day family dinner this weekend *ahem* *serious side eye*) BUT I am all about the Catalyst-verse by @ezrasbirdie and the new chapter was so so good I could...maybe...see it...*cough*

Darkfic

Phew, this one goes to Ninety-Nine Days another Dieter fic by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin that sobered me up right quick.

Max Phillips

This reminded me I need to rewatch Bloodsucking Bastards, it's really pretty funny. I picked @oonajaeadira's Light Only Shows You Where the Shadows Are fic for this.

Googled a Term

I'm claiming this one retroactively because I had to figure out what a ficlet was for my ficlet badge.

Saddle Up!

Sheep Ranch on the Moon by TomeoftheForgotten on AO3 is an adorable ranch Joel & Ellie AU with plenty of rodeo shenanigans!

I Got Wet At Camp

Swimming Lessons by @inherstars is probably my favorite Ellie-learns-to-swim fic so far.

[bruhstation]

I feel like I’m 14 and Know nothing about Ask the famous 8 again, I am not sleeping, I am not eating, I am gripping my phone waiting for notifications, you tapped into the perfect intersection of hyper fixation, human au’s, and GORGEOUS ART and I’m LIVING, I AM BREATHING, I AM SHAKING

Congrats, I salute you o7

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WOAHHHH????!??!?!? WOAAHHHHHHHH. this whole analysis page is making my jaw drop to the floor like it’s truly award-worthy how you managed to catch some of my very VERY niche references here and there. I cannot applaud you enough!!!! good lird!!!!! truly amazing work, you!!!! I’d like to give some of my comments as well :]

1. captain zero is not beating the bitter ex husband allegations #actuallydivorced

2. zorran and zip take after captain zero but in vastly different ways. zorran has been around far longer than zip; he’s his first employee and right hand man, after all. he took after captain zero like his speech mannerisms and view on the world, but the strain of responsibility captain zero put on zorran weighs down on him. zip is a newbie, having joined just a few weeks ago. he sees captain zero as a father figure, which is not 100% reciprocated by him (literally the first adult figure in zip’s life to show him a semblance of human decency which is not going to end well for the z-stack youth). zorran took after something that is a thorough, long process (speech mannerism), while zip took after something that is at face value (coat). also reflects their emotional maturity (zorran is more cautious, while zip is easily impressionable and needs others to guide him despite their intentions)

why does captain zero name him “zip”? it was zebedee’s idea, partially. he joked that he got the epiphany when he ate a piece of marzipan, but captain zero thought it’s fitting. zip means “to close something”. zipline. zipper. ziplock. to zip. you say “zip it” when you want someone to shut up. (also remember how zorran said “shut it zip in the first episode)

"he sees a child” captain zero views zip as an employee when he expects zip to go through with his plans, while he views zip as a child when he’s talking down on him and giving commands. zip has no problem with this

3. “why is it not a war?” captain zero’s scared. ahaha

4. “stop talking” remember the first episode, sunshine, and his line, “I don’t expect you to think”? remember how I said in the previous posts that there’s hunting dog imagery within captain zero?

5. zip’s crossword puzzle!!! yes!!!!!! you noticed it!!!!! the words and the meanings I try so hard to convey!!!!!!! you nailed almost every single one of them

6. “cops? acab” this is hilarious and fitting considering what I have in store for captain star

7. “invasion” “something is coming” with how captain zero’s criminal history remains shrouded in darkness and the very tiny bits we got from johnny cuba’s words to zebedee...... I’ll just say that it’s going to come back to bite him

8. “camaraderie” “9 across doesn’t exist” these speak for themselves. especially with zipcents there (starts clawing on my face)

9. the fleets do work together, occasionally. they gotta set aside personal feelings for the contracts, and to an extent, their captains. and yeah something bigg is coming and it is Not Pretty! (see point 7)

10. zip’s suspenders has three black lines, while zebedee and the rest of the z-stacks have five!

that’s all I have to say for now!!! phew!!!! this was very fun to respond to and I’m really happy you noticed the stuff I’ve laid out for fortezza bigg city so far!!!! also I love the tiny doodles :3 zebedee is so cute!!! and your gal zaffre looks amazing! the suspenders are definitely fbc’s signature. her high hairdo is such a fantastic look on her, too :D once again, thank you very much!!!!

[pushing500]

I have played over 1000 hours of this game, and let me tell you, I have never been so stressed by a notification. I've never had a Rimworld baby!!

We gathered basically-a-Wookiee Kawoo, the expectant mother, and brought her to the hospital with her husband, Andrei the lizard man, and Dr Brennan.

Yes, I'm excited too, Andrei, but I think perhaps the party could wait until after your wife has had the baby.

I did not know I could hold my breath for so long. Phew. Welcome to the world, new yttakin/saurid hybrid baby.

Well, he's definitely his father's son. We'll name him Andrew because it sounds a bit like Andrei, his dad, but call him Andy for short. Happy birthday, Andy!

Everyone is exhausted after that but also happy with the results. Dad Andrei and Baby Andy have gone back to their room to sleep off the excitement while Mum Kawoo spends the night in the hospital.

Our colony's original two thrumbos, Pharaoh and Brandi, came to visit Baby Andy. They're bonded to Kawoo and like to follow her around, so I like to think they're sort of like Andy's new auntie and uncle.

You've heard of the human-child-raised-by-wolves trope, now get ready for the half-wookiee-half-reptillian-humanoid-partially-raised-by-thrumbos story you never knew you needed!

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[drawing-way-outside-the-lines]

As a "sim parent" (sim maker) we shouldn't have favorites - but we do. Post your favorite sim baby (the golden child) and least fave. Pass it on!

Thank you so much Solori, I hoped someone would send this to me, you are an angel <3 Phew, I think most people around here think of me and think Andy, and to pick him and not pick Adrian, would be unfair, cause by now I love them equally and they are both my golden child. I simply can't rank one higher than the other. I love them both for various reasons, and they are so integrated in me, that they are an extension of me, and I am of them. I absolutely don't know where I would be in life, if I didn't create these two idiots. I owe them a lot.

(I find it very hard not to rant more about these two, alas it's past my bedtime, and I also feel bad for excluding my silver children, Raven, Sam & Willow) My least fave would be Roy (Alroy McKinney) I hate this man, so much that I don't even have a fancy answer pic for him, and I'll probably also kill him off in my story some day soon anyway, so I don't bother to make him one. He's not very nice, he's a terrible husband and an even worse father. Abusive, manipulative, controlling. Just an uncomfortable person demon.

Did I mention he's Raven, Ronan and Eonan's father?

[themotherofblood]

Okay before I ask something I have to tell you AGAIN That I love "Yours to Take" series.

Now about my question can you write readers childrens names and who are their father? Because I get confused most of the time with all this names.😬💖

Okie I totally get that, lots of babies lots of names.

ITS TIME FOR THE CHILDREN ROUND UP!!

(I’m sorry I had to hehe)

Note: All ages are after the ten year time jump

Y/N has three step daughters from her dead abusive husband Mhahek Mazodhar (that she killed hehe)

Zhalina Mazodhar (19), Zhara Mazodhar (17) and Zhalena Mazodhar (13)

Y/N had a set of twins from her week at Dragonstone with Daemon Targaryen

Alysanne Martell (12) and Baelor Martell(12)

Y/N had a daughter from her dead abusive husband Mhahek (before she killed him obvi)

Zharina Martell (9)

Also don’t come at me for the surnames, she raised them! They get their mother’s name, fuck patriarchy. We will change them later dw

Y/N has two step grandsons because Zhalina fell in love with not a nice guy who didn’t treat his children right. So she stole them.

Doxos Mazodhar (3) and Riax Mazodhar (5)

Phew… I hate myself for involving that may kids but trust me, all of them have some major roles to play!!!

I hope this helped, I might even link this on my master post for yours to take hehe.

Thanks for all the love and support of the Yours To Take series

-Ruie🪔

[alarrytale]

Hi Marte! What do you think Harry really meant when he said ‘loud loud loud’ and do you think Louis was confused about his answer and expected to hear smth different?

Hi, anon!

No, i think Harry was like this:

H: "Oh, fuck. Quick, try to think of some of Louis' characteristics that don't reveal i'm head over heels for him. Shit, what are some neutral terms to describe him...".

*Meanwhile Harry's brain*

...beautiful, kind, lovely, handsome, generous, sexy, father of my future children, golden, loud laugh....

H: LOUD.

"Good, that's one. I need two more..."

...sinful arse, sweet creature, caring, rugged, husband material, loud personality...

H: ...LOUD

"Oh, i already said that, hurry i need one more.."

...admirable, flamboyant, brave, kissable, eyelashes to die for, soft, loud in bed...

H: ...AND LOUD.

"Phew.."

[nightki11er]

You: Wait, wait, wait, wait... In your AU, dolls can change the color of their eyes!? By yourself!?

Me: Yes.

You ask me: "Are you fucked up?" And I will answer "Yes".

Yes, that's right, today we will talk about the theory of eye color changeability.

I know it sounds strange that some dolls can change the color of their eyes, because... They're dolls! But this is not the case. At least not in my AU. So, let's start with the distant past. Do you remember that scene in the Offspring where Chucky got overextended? So this happened because some of the wires were faulty. So, something took me the wrong way. Ahem... So, let's start with the distant past. Charles Lee Ray was accidentally shot dead in a toy store by his adopted brother Carolus. He didn't want to hurt him... Well, that's how it turned out. So, Chucky managed to transfer his soul into the doll "Nice Couple ny" and walked in this vessel for 3 films. But as John, Chucky's mentor in Voodoo magic, said, "Your body is gradually becoming humanized," but Chucky didn't take it properly. He ignored John's advice. And killed him. And for two more films, I chased Chucky after Andy in order to get his body. Next comes the Bride, Oh! And here are the Offspring. At the end of the film, we see how Glen brutally deals with his father. But, it wasn't there. When Glen chopped off Chucky's hand, he noticed that the axe didn't fully cut in. Then Glen decided to remove the axe from Chucky's hand and see what was there. There was something shining there. Suddenly, Chucky stood up, but before he could remember, his flesh slid off his arm, exposing a metal body with sharp claws. Yes, Chucky looks like comshmar animatronics. "But... how?" - you ask. Everything is very simple. To make dolls, you need a body. The corporation decided to make not just a toy that could talk, but a whole mechanism that could move by itself and move around calmly. How... Foxy, Bonnie... These are my favorite characters. So, Chucky looked at his hand, raised it, clenched his claws, or fingers... And suddenly his whole body is covered by an endoskeleton. In the chest artificial ribs explode into the chest cavity, everything is pinched everywhere, and most importantly, it began to grow. Increase in size. Tiffany saw all this, and was afraid for her husband. By the way, those scenes of violence and killing each other were made simply by robots that replaced them. After the proposal, Chucky and Tiffany did what they did, and then Chucky finds out that Tiffany is pregnant, but it will all be in fan fiction. So Tiffany runs up to her husband... More precisely, to his mess. He was still breathing. His breathing was hoarse, and he barely spoke. And then Tiffany had a dull pain all over her body. It felt like she had been beaten with something metallic. And then she fainted. By the way, her endoskeleton also began to be implanted in her flesh. So, after a long four hours of recovery, they returned to normal. They could think, talk, however, it turned out with great difficulty, because the body has not yet healed. So they look at each other. Then they kiss. They didn't care if they felt a sharp pain or not, the main thing was that they were alive. And yes, during the kiss, Chucky heard a click in his head, by the way, so did Tiffany. After a long and passionate kiss, they pulled away from each other and noticed that their eyes had changed color. The color changed to pink (try to guess what it means.) The fact is that before the transmigration of the soul, the toy had a special mechanism that allows you to change the color of the eyes. And also this mechanism was responsible for the glow of the eyes and the flashlight. That is... Their eyes could illuminate the nearest territory.

Phew, the theory is over. Speaking of Glen... He also turned into a half-animatronic half-human. But do not be afraid, he did not get such pain. He fainted even before Chucky and Tiffany started kissing.

Bye everyone!