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Pov you are Charles Smith watching Arthur spoil his horse for the 24607th time today
#I just realised that charles is eye level with arthurs ass when they're both on horseback#my horse is so tall#thats so funny#hows the view charles?#mhmm#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#mick squeaks#arthur morgan#charles smith#weetabix my horse#taima rdr2#liveblogging#micks pics
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i have entirely too many people enabling me to stop at this point
#danny phantom#mlp#everlasting trio#wes weston#dont come for my ass i have no idea what horse anatomy is#zilly art#wes is angry something got a lot harder to prove once phantom became an alicorn#but a friend said he looked mad phantom was so pretty and i was like u know what. ur so right that's also true#he's already tall enough to smash his face into doorframes but then that goddamn horn#sorry i cant decide if phantom should have that little nose spot. decide for me
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they continue to be Thee besties ever. number one duo spot in my mind!
#well. maybe number two#well. im very bad at ranking it fluctuates daily#Theyre One Of The Most Duos In My Mind!#anyway wally riding barnaby like a horse is absolutely Hysterical to me#giddyup pardner....#what's the reason? whimsy? to make people tilt their heads? to show wally what it's like to be tall?#so that barnaby doesnt have to walk slower? simply because they Can?#< these are the important lore questions#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#sometimes i think about them and then i punch my hand through a window#very casually. yes theres blood everywhere dont worry about it#its nbd. im Normal. not unwell at all!#why is there glitter in the blood? Dont Worry About It.#im simply full of microplastics
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Results from the ‘Who is the tallest MDZS Character poll! Thank you all for voting!
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#nie mingjue#lan wunian#lan xichen#lan wangij#poll#Thank you all for showing up with your whimsy! I saw so many funny tags and messages! What a blast it has been!!!#Nie Mingjue was the distractor answer - word of god *does* say he's the tallest but...he *was* dismembered and beheaded.#It's still a grey area though! This was all for fun after all B*)#Jin Ling uses his hair as a little lasso. Good for night hunting and asserting dominance!#Not the tallest due to his hair gel getting stuck on his hands and reducing the height of his throw during the judging.#And yes- Poorly Drawn Jin Ling is ~4cm tall. Grab you rulers out an visualize that <3 My Friday Treat for you all.#Real feminism is the fact that all the men who won did so by technically cheating and the woman (horse) did it the honest way.#Real feminism is being a horse. Everyone better start getting on that. New Year's resolution. Horse time.#My apologies to the Jin Zixuan likers (lowest votes): He's a bit of a fail wife but that's okay.#I like to imagine that It's the ghost of JYL committing voter fraud to give him pity votes.#(It is still voter fraud if a ghost votes right? Has anyone looked into the legality of ghost voting?)#Much to think about....Hey speaking of the ghosts of women: See you all tomorrow for the new poll!
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it's gon' be a long ride home tomorrow from tennessee to texas to la well if i could i'd never leave you i'd come home to stay another night from home away from you it ain't easy i know (baby, don't you want me)
the bucktommy cowboy au nobody asked for part three (parts one and two)
thinking about rancher!tommy who goes on long two-month cattle drives and dreams of the gorgeous cattle hand back home...
(song insp.)
#tommy spending long nights under the open sky dreaming of bright smiles and sparkling blue eyes#maybe worrying a little that the home he dreams about wont want him the same when he gets there after so long away#but all that goes out the window as he and the herd crest the last hill into the san fernando valley#and tommy sees a tall figure outlined in the gold rays of the sunset high atop a horse#and evan is there to welcome him home with a flask a whiskey and a warm kiss that chases away any lingering doubts#ANYWAYS I HAVE LOOOOOTS OF THOUGHTS ABOUT COWBOY BUCKTOMMY OKAY#they live in my head rent free#i just love them your honor#song is baby don't you want me by lucero#bonus lyrics: “when we first met / i'd count the days / i'd make excuses / just to say your name”#and if thats not bucktommy coded idk what is#anyways can you tell im obsessed!!!!!#bucktommy cowboy au#otp: better ways to get your attention#bucktommy#firepilot#kinkley#tevan#fireflight#evan buckley#tommy kinard#911 abc#911 on abc#911 moodboard#em's moodboard#mine#im back on my cowboy bullshit
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more canucks as furries, enjoy 👍 im having a lot of fun haha can u tell (ids in alt)
#vancouver canucks#quinn hughes#dakota joshua#conor garland#hockey art#furry art#niksartstuffs#hockeyposting#🤚 hey while i'm here in these tags again @ ppl more knowledgeable than i. i have a quastion. what animal is petey...#4 some reason my brain is thinking. one of those tall skinny horses. very unicorn like. is that the correct vibe or am i way off?#i guess i cld just go with a long dog......#anyway. this combination common cold + sprained ankle for me is so funny even tho im so oof ouch rn
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River Cartwright x GN!Reader
Catch and Release Prompt: "Uniform"
Summary: River is once again failing upwards. How does he do it?
Requests: Tentatively open-ish. It's a process.
Warnings: A thing you should never do in real life but this is fanfic and it's indulgent so it's fine.
You were just finishing up with the senior Cartwright when you heard the front door softly open and shut somewhere behind you. A few moments later and the junior Cartwright, River, stepped into the room with an awkward smile.
It was like this every day you were here -- River never really seemed to know how to approach you, or talk to you, or even so much as exist in the same space as you. You were luckily well adjusted to the discomfort of the families of your patients, so it never bothered you much that he was weird around you.
"I -- erm, hello," River finally greeted you as he awkwardly skirted around you to get to his grandfather. "How was he today?"
"Fine," you answered simply, soothingly. "Just finished up with him, actually. I'll be on my way, unless there's anything you need from me before I go?"
River gave his grandfather a cursory once over, then stood to his full height and gave you another awkward smile. "Yeah, actually, if I could just talk to you for a moment in the kitchen?"
"Oh. Sure, yeah," you said and easily led River into the next room.
He stood in the doorway, blocking his grandfather from entering. "So, erm, I just wanted to ask -- you know... well..." He ran a hand through his hair and sighed nervously. "Would you maybe want to go out for dinner sometime?"
You choked back a barking laugh. You'd been warned by superiors about the many ways patients and their loved ones might try to abuse, break down, ignore, sidestep, or even lightly brush against boundaries between professional and personal. You'd never expected it to be quite so blatant and straightforward, however.
"That is -- oh, shit, I'm so sorry. Your reaction... That must be -- you must get asked out quite a lot. I didn't..."
"It's fine, River."
"No, it's not -- I mean -- Listen," he said with a sigh, "I meant as a gesture of appreciation, you know, for helping with my granddad. For taking care of him when I can't, making sure he's okay, all that. I just... I know you're getting paid and whatever, but I just... I wanted to treat you to something -- nice, you know? Dinner was just... obvious. God, I'm an idiot."
You struggled to contain a smile as you shifted closer to him and gently patted his shoulder. "Hey, it's fine? It's fine. I'd love to grab dinner with you sometime."
"Oh -- oh? G-good. Yeah? Good. That's -- okay. Yeah. Awesome. Just -- you know -- you've got my number. Let me know when you're free, and when you're hungry, and..."
"River, it's okay."
"Yeah. It's -- yeah..."
He stepped to the side to let you through, then followed you as you made your way to the front door. It was something he always did -- you heard the lock latch behind you every single night you worked here.
You paused as your hand circled the knob this time, and you turned to look back at River with a light smile. "For what it's worth, you could've just asked me on an actual date. I would've said yes."
"Yeah, that's probably -- wait, what?"
And with that, you stepped out into the brisk evening air, River's confused sputters following you to your car.
#river cartwright x reader#river cartwright x you#slow horses fic#slow horses fanfiction#river cartwright fic#river cartwright fanfiction#jack lowden#god he really is the most himbo of all time#i love him so dearly and for no reason#well ok hes tall and hes british and hes a redhead those are my reasons#i have a type and i will not apologize
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She's got you this time, Dorian!!
No Yiga can resist the call of "Glory to Master Kohga," its just instinct
[ID: A four panel comic of Impa and Dorian from Tears of the Kingdom. Impa wears her updated Tears of the Kingdom outfit with a large, straw hat strips of fabric hanging down on the sides. In the first panel, she's lifting her hat and holding her walking staff, saying "Welp, I'm off." She then walks by Dorian, standing guard at the foot of the stairs of her house. "Farewell, Lady Impa," he says to her as she passes. "Bye-bye. Take care of Paya for me," Impa replies, not looking up as she passes. "Glory to Master Kohga," she adds. "Glory to Master Ko--" Dorian begins but stops himself. In the next panel they've both stopped, Dorian's eyes wide as Impa silently looks at him. In the fourth panel there's a close-up of Impa's face, smiling devilishly and ominously lit from the side. Dorian, in the background, is drawn more cartoony, looking caught. \end ID.]
#impa#totk#tears of the kingdom#sheikah#dorian#yiga#my art#id in alt text#id under the cut#i think shes known all along#shes not dumb dorian buddy#shes IMPA#and she likes to play a little game called#'how obviously like a Yiga can she get dorian to act in public before he finally catches on'#so far he has not#casually leaving out bananas#'accidentally' handing him anything with a sheikah emblem on it upside down#'oh dorian why dont you take a horse on this next mission : )'#dorian secretly a 9 ft tall blademaster who would crush that tiny horse: uhhhh........... im afraid of horses
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Lmao just had a shameless lurk through the Ambroy tag as I often do but this time the Aasmir tag and firstly writes down his birthday for reasons and lmao got to the first post and a saw he had a human half brother in his lore and I being a furry apparently and too in love with the foppish unicorn version am curious on if he shares that same sibling? Or would he not be able to handle the competition
Yes he does still have a brother in Amaranthine!
Charles (or Charly, as Ambroys calls him) is his half-brother, technically, as Ambroys is quick to point out whenever their relation is mentioned. They share the same father, but have different mothers. Unlike Ambroys, he's a mortal. Also unlike Ambroys, he's a very sweet, humble, good-natured guy; the Gallant to Ambroys' Goofus.
Their relationship is, erm, fraught. As you might predict, any conflict they have can be laid squarely at the hooves of a certain unicorn. To say he "can't handle the competition" is an extremely prescient characterization of their familial situation.
#asks#amaranthine#ambroys#my draws#sorry this one is almost half a year old now - I am just a slowpoke in human form 6-9#also as a note - Charles isn't short#he's actually tall for a man of his time period#Ambroys is just a full foot taller than the average person in the Old Kingdoms#so he just sort of dwarfs everyone around him (excluding Hyden of course)#furry#horse#unicorn
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We need a character is a horse girl, not in the sense of her being into horses, but instead in the sense of being a horse
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#glanced at my bf and he didn't like it#imagining them being a centaur so you don't see their horse parts until the show starts#we just think it's a really tall kid#total drama#total drama island#twotoomany
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absolutely obsessed w/the idea that fluttershy is taller than twilight. giant lanky pegasus and her tiny alicorn girlfriend
#spacie spoinks#a literal god should NOT be this teeny#ohhhggg my gioddddd#i get twishy brainrot once every couple of months#and twilight will obviously outgrow her since she's an alicorn but man.#oooo and like imagine when twilight is finally taller what a bittersweet moment that would be#fluttershy: omg babe you're so tall now looks like you'll be the one doing the swaddling from now on ^_^#twilight: heh yeah (dying inside b/c she can no longer be smothered by her girlfriends size) ((totally not tearing up at all))#shes being so strong abt it#b/c fluttershy deserves ta feel the way twilight did when she was swaddled!! safe. secure. loved.#but man. does she really miss being the short one#they'd find a good balance tho :]#they care each other so much#she is the small spoon 2 me#even when she's huge fluttershy will still be big spoon#fellas is it strange 2 think abt colorful horses being sapphic 2gether#mlp#my brain.#twishy
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Horse Ranch Unlocks for All!
COME GET YALLS JUICE.
Google Drive Link here, and ONCE AGAIN IF YOU HAVE A SFS ACCOUNT PLEASE INVITE ME SO I CAN STOP LINKING TO GOOGLE DRIVE IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
Okay, these unlocks are actually pretty neat.
I'M SORRY, I FORGOT!
#the sims 4#the sims 4 unlocked#ts4#ts4 unlocks#ts4 horse ranch#umber grove#umber grove makes a neat model#well actually this has been burning at the back of my mind for a while#i didn't really forgot i just never got around to it#life exists around me and i must exist with it#things get awfully weird if i don't#i thrive in routine but every time i establish one things get shaken up#also my husband and i have a HUGE back catalog of games we're trying to catch up on so my attention is currently on baldur's gate 3#yes i love the pale white david bowie/tim curry fruitbasket lovechild vampire man#he's delightful#but NONE OF YOU warned me about gale and karlach and i demand financial compensation for that#big tall stronk yet soft is JUST my type in women#But Gale#LITERALLY BUT GALE#HE'S LITERALLY MY HUSBAND#THE HAIR#THE BEARD#THE CHEST TATTOO#THE TRAUMA#FROM A TOXIC FORMER RELATIONSHIP#LITERALLY GALE IS JUST A CIS VERSION OF MY HUSBAND#GALE DEKARIOS IS MY HUSBAND IN PIXELS AND POLYGONS#HOLY SHIT#anyway horsies
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Cringetober Day 4. Fursona
#fursona will see the light of day! fullbody is from last year (day 10?) and I drew the left two this year so the image wouldn't be so tall#I'm gonna tag#fursona#but don't follow me for furries they're not my usual thing#I realized I don't need to solve the hoof hands thing because I draw on a trackpad :)#could not stop calling this thing 'the horse' while drawing. that is a deer#october 2023#october 2024#cringetober#cringetober 2024
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Went horseback riding for the first time yesterday!!!! I was so scared lol (but also excited). My friends got smaller horses and when I looked at the one I was assigned I was like 😅. He was huge. But he was the sweetest boy and did so well!
#I saw how tall Kevin was and was like#How am I supposed to get onto him 😭#But I did sjjsksjskks somehow lol#He was a sweet boy#When we first got onto the trail our guide was like: You would come in for lessons#And I was so confused#But only afterwards did my friends tell me that they had someone to guide their horses to the trail in the woods#And I didn't lol#I was like: O-O You guys had someone to help you? I just walked my horse over there by myself#It was fun 🥺
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Sorry I'm a bit late on this, but I just wanted to say congrats on finishing season 1 !! 🥳
LOSING MY MIND AT HOW PERFECT THIS IS!!!!!! THANK YOU PIO!!!!! B'*)
#fanart#This is so so so sweet...seriously thank you so much for everything pio#I'm ENTRANCED!!!!!! I've been ponyfied!!!! with the boots and cutie mark to match!!!!!#you're a huge inspiration in so many ways B'''*)#And the little creatures...they are so small but so perfectly shaped#Miss apple is PERCHED. Little Wangji is BRAIDING. Little WWX is living his best life (that face is..so cute)#little jing lin and fairy....aughh my HEART#and of course the lan junior duo.....standing smiling and standing silly. As they should be.#They are also height accurate to canon form <3#I was wating for someone to point it out but...there's a reason everytime I draw them next to flowers they are small B*)#all pd-mdzs characters are ~5-7 cm tall. They are like little fairies. I was serious every time I referred to the little strands as antenna#Rather they are like little borrowers. They have little mouse paws and tails. little mouse noses. Fine little whiskers. In my heart.#the more you know!#(I will draw them as the creatures they deserve to be. One day.)#On a meta level they are also very small. Each square panel is 1/4 of a sticky note. about 8 comics fit on one page.#Scrolling back up to look at Pio's art again to remember what its all for. That living is worth it.#Kissing this art gently and accidently hitting the post button to let these beautiful creatures roam the world wide web.#Maybe I should draw my sona as a horse for a bit... It would solve my problems about not having enough horses to draw....
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HORSE! HORSE! HORSE! HORSE!
Finally gave my sona a ref...? Because I realised that I've never made clear that the Horse only sometimes directly represents me. And when its not doing that. It's a big stupid animal LOL.
#horrible inconsistent creature ! i don't draw it very often or with much worry about staying on model. NOW THE FUNNY PART#is that i only realised i hadnt made this clear when i realised the mascot!horse. i habitually use it/its pronouns for. a set i dont use!#it aint me! not unless i am posessing it. at which point it is a mouthpiece. rather than a real fursona lol. i dont have one of those#original character#oc art#furry anthro#sfw furry#furry ref sheet#lucabyteart#anyway i guess. the horse's pronouns are it/its and my pronouns are they/them. and so goes for this creature when i use it as avatar#the main difference really is the facial expressions. anything TOO emotive and its me. empty and i was just drawing The Horse#it used to be a my little pony oc! as you can tell by the wings. and then i just kept drawing it bigger and bulkier#these drawings dont quite get across how TANK-ESQUE i draw them sometimes lol. big sauropod legs n all#its supposed to be like. 15 hands tall or something insane like that
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