#my heart rate is spiking

[wolfwhisperertf]

Ummm guys….

Guys!

Guys, gals and nonbinary pals!

!“Warden or Inquisitor”!

Maybe it’s not what I think but I already cried when I saw the vid of inky saying, it’s good to see you again. I’ll have a stroke if the warden says anything at all

[aimseytv]

sorry dude i can’t hang out today. i saw someone online misinterpret my favourite piece of media. yeah i have to lay on the floor. yeah it’ll be all day.

[andresmounts2]

Shoutout to the disabled people out there who know that something's wrong with them, but haven't gotten a diagnosis because it's inaccessible.

[banditblvd]

Uhhlittle bitty ethubs warmup I did a minute ago

An offering to the ethubsers

[johnslittlespoon]

Tough And Sweet (Like You And Me)

Ch. 1/? – 'Sweet Taste Of Kerosene'

[WC: 9K | Gale Cleven/John Egan, College AU, The Bikeriders AU, Age Gap, Emotional Slowburn, But Fast Smut, Set in 2005ish]

College student John Egan ends up in an old pub on the other side of his small town, where he has a chance encounter with biker and mechanic Gale Cleven. Unconventional circumstances be damned, John is a lovesick fool.

[AO3 LINK]

[girlishwhimsyy]

watching oscar have to defend against charles for literally 30 laps straight was the most stress inducing experience of my life ngl

[pastafossa]

Me, showing mom my fitbit heart rate log for the day after she asked about it: see, here's all the weird spikes.

Her: what were you doing for this spike? Me: which one? Her: this one here at a little after noon. It says your heart rate went from 73 to 103.

Me, realizing that is the exact moment I scrolled past some sexy gifs of Matt Murdock: ...I stood up too fast.

Her: you need to stop doing that Me: yes, absolutely you're right, 100%, I will work on that

[thefriendlyghost-exe]

Is anyone else just absolutely fucking obsessed with that one Gojo art by sofiamins_art on tiktok

(she's also on YouTube! If you look through her yt shorts you would probably find it pretty quickly, in case you want to see it)

Edit: here's the link!

https://youtube.com/shorts/Wb__J6a3OU4?si=ZKinG4PfIqYqBwgc

[c-rowlesdraws]

I’m a soft and gentle pacifist by nature but if I ever meet the person who decided to allow ads on tumblr with FULL-VOLUME AUTOPLAYING SOUND I am going to pull off their fingernails

[radioactiveshitstorm]

so D2 players who've seen the end-of-season cutscene

how we feelin'

[mamawasatesttube]

tim cries at the timkon wedding btw. i know this in my heart

[fantorreli]

Fantorrel, did you misspell your name in your "username"?

-👁️

i- uhm.

no.

someone already claimed fantorrel as their username- so i used the roman numeral I instead!

so it basically reads Fantorrel1...

[sendhook]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[butterflieswhisper]

hiiii ^^ beastlife fishie analysis. spoilers ahead. etc etc

okay so. the main point of this is simple. I don't think the salmon head cursed c!fishie. Explaining that is the harder part I think. also i'm going to refer to the salmon head thing in e5 as "the incident" from here on out because frankly i think it's funny

Let's start with the incident. The big day. etc. What happened? Why did it happen? Obligatory third questioning statement? Well. She was gifted the salmon head for her birthday by kiwi(or like. someone in the kiwibird system. -bird system. the birds). Immediately upon receiving it she relives parts of season one and fishie herself doesn't really acknowledge it. The other players definitely notice but im not caught up enough in any other pov yet to like have thoughts on that I'll come back to that point someday. Fishie seems shaken, sure, but she moves on so quickly, especially considering what happened just there. 37 seconds of standing frozen, unresponsive. she recovers in 5 seconds. And seeing how she reacts later on to realizing the memory situation--if she was aware that happened, she would probably be concerned by it. She puts it on for a brief second at the end of the party and takes it off immediately. She's otherwise normal -- well. as normal as she is otherwise up to that point. Because that is also how she acts with pretty much any salmon head, even just kiwi herself.

I raise: Episode one, about 8:20 in. The slow zoom on kiwi as the static overtakes every other noise. This is the *exact* same behavior displayed when fishie receives the salmon head, albeit without actual concrete old video footage style flashbacks. In episode two (28:55ish) the same thing happens when she looks at the salmon head in moch's house, but this time there is technically a flashback -- kiwis grave. Fishie moves on immediately and doesn't acknowledge her behavior at all, and, seeing as it is fishie, im inclined to believe that means she does not know she is doing it. Fishie (when alone) will discuss all of her problems in immense, and usually misguided detail (bestie i promise kiwi doesn't hate you???) to the audience and/or herself. I mean she's not alone in episode one, and it is technically presession, and i guess getting struck by lightning is a decent distraction from your problems, but in episode two? She is completely alone. There is nobody with her. She went looking for moch and moch is not there. She still doesn't acknowledge the fiveish seconds she is completely frozen. This happens again and again with kiwi and salmon heads.

And then that leads you to e5. The incident. She's. well. she's doing worse. 0:50. "This will distract me if i leave it up." This is the first mention from fishie herself about how fucking weird she's being, and even then she doesn't seem concerned. I think she does not realize she's being so so incredibly weird about it. If the static and freezing is what's referred to as "distraction" then keeping it in her inventory makes it worse actually so it wouldn't really make sense unless the way it is distracting her is NOT the. well. whatever the fuck is wrong with her (affectionate). After she puts the head on there's the static all the time but for a short brief amount of time she's like significantly more normal and i don't really know if that means anything i just think it's really funny.

And then we all know what goes on during the incident i'm not analyzing this video frame by frame. um. i could. but i am not going to right now. And then she has the conversation on the table with kiwi where she like is normal for 5 minutes. Like genuinely the most. i guess stable? fishie's thought process is is like in the moments directly after the incident. She is immediately understanding with the antikiwi situation, they come to an agreement that they're like. okay now. "thank you for everything and im so sorry i couldnt do more" / "it was short, but it was nice" "i knew what i was getting into when i married you" etc etc and then they kind of rush it at the end because people won't stop dying. But then fishie is fishie and takes it in the complete opposite extreme (from. um. whatever was wrong up until now. to "oh kiwibird must secretly hate me because" and then there's no real good reason she's just like that) and it's also an issue. And i think the season two memory thing is also a part of that but this is so long already and so i'm not going to get into it rn. So bringing all of this back to my original point: the salmon head was not the cause of the curse(?) because she's been so weird all the time forever and the salmon head thing was just like. an effect. of whatever went Wrong(tm) in the season transition. like the head was a vessel to Be Worse about it but i feel like it would have worked with any salmon head she got her hands on and that it happened to be kiwico was a coincidence and also that the head wasn't cursed at all there's just something deeply wrong with fishie s3 in general and uh yeah 👍

I'm so sorry this is so disjointed i had a thesis statement and everything. alas

[ladysqueakinpip]

in yalls completely valid and noble effort to not make everything about romance/shipping and to support platonic love, you just flipped the opposite direction!! you hate romance!! you made everything about platonic found family/siblings/ fandom-assigned nuclear family titles and pat yourselves on the back for being such modern media analysts. good job!!

[anto-pops]

Heard you got covid and came here to drop something. Hope it lifts your spirits in these troubling times 👀

(it's a pov from that bj in you library scene)

I'M HYPERVENTILATING OH MY GO D