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the Granger-Weasleys!!!!!
#romione#ronmione#hermione granger#ron weasley#rose granger weasley#rose granger-weasley#hugo granger weasley#hugo granger-weasley#harry potter#harry potter next generation#harry potter fanart#harry potter art#hp fanart#my art#character design#artists on tumblr#illustration#my happy little family :’DDDD#the one time i’m sooooo elated w the nuclear family unit#MY DEARS#rose is such a confident energetic intelligent girl ohhhhhhh#and hugo <3#IM JOKING IM A HUGO DEFENDER
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Everyone sees Danny looks like Tim but I raise you Adult buff as shit, tall as shit, Fenton genetics™, Danny looks like Jason even down to the white tuffs which lead to the most horrified reactions from the Bat family to find a very smiley very well rounded and absolutely no violence Jason just about.
Like,
Dick out and about doing normal daily life shit suddenly sees his brother baby brother 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺. Not dressed how he normally scrolling on his phone. There's a part of Dick that wanted to run up and tackle his brother into a hug because OH DEAR LORD HIS SWEET BABY IS SMILING. He hasn't seen him so happy in so long. Dick snaps a photo and moves on.
Tim heads to his normal coffee before heading into the office. He picks up the coffee (he technically isn't supposed to have) only to stop dead where he is when he sees Jason not only outside of Crime Alley, not only drinking coffee, but tinkering with a little device 𝙞𝙣 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙘. Tim walks over to and sits down in the seat across from Jason. Work can fucking wait, what in God's name is his brother doing in his coffee shop tinkering like a mad man. Tim kicked him pretty hard under the table causing the man to jump and look at Tim which was a weird as fuck reaction for Jason. Till was about to say something when the other man spoke first. "Can I help you?" That- That wasn't Jason's voice. Tim looked at the man in front of him surprised as he looked at the scars on the muscular fake brother. Time then stammered as he took in this man's scars which he had plenty of but taking a closer look they weren't Jason's either. "I- um sorry. I thought you were my brother-" The man just laughed warmly and smiled which was so unnerving from a face that looked almost identical to his brothers. "It's fine man, don't worry about it" Tim put a tracker on him just in case.
That night in the group chat.
Dick: (sends photo of Jason smiling) HE'S SMILING :DDDD
Tim: Is the world ending????
Bruce: (saving the photo of his smiling son)
Jason: THAT'S NOT FUCKING ME. I was in Crime Alley all day but that's creepy.
Babs: Can confirm Jay was in the alley all day.
Bruce: (sad dad deleting photo of fake son)
Part 2
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I'm here from your post. Can you marriage headcanons about hsr men? *Gepard is the safe pick for me although I like Dan Heng.*
(・∀・) I'll be there to eat your yapping up. Thank you ♥
YESSSSS
I'm gonna do both cuz I love em both :D
First up, Geppie.
Gepard would definitely try to make up for being away all the time whenever he's with you, unless you met while working together. If you were just some average joe/jane, he'd always come home with gifts for you.
Gepard's a bit of a worry wart about his s/o, so he'd yap at Serval to check on you whenever he was away for more than just 8 hours. You and Serval probably gossip about cute little habits he had when he was younger or might even still have <3
I bet he'd demand (in the nicest, most polite tone ever) a picture of you to keep while he's away. He'd definitely be caught staring at it from time to time since he'd really miss you and have an internal worry of not being able to come back home to you one day.
Whenever he's home, he's super clingy. If you don't like being touched, he'd show his affection by making you your favorite treats and meals. I'm sure he'd already know how to cook in case he wasn't able to return home as soon as he wanted to, but a cute little hc I have is that he learned to cook specifically for you.
If you two had a wedding, he'd either be really excited and want everyone to know, or be such a nervous wreck that the only people who do know of your marriage are his family, yours, and some close friends.
The wedding goes however you want it to, since in Geppie's mind, your happiness >> Jarilo-VI itself. If you want the fanciest, most expensive dress/suit you find, he's getting it for you. You want a ring that blinds anyone who looks at it? All your's. Even if his wallet's begging for mercy, he won't be able to stop himself from trying to make you as happy as you can possibly be.
(I have no more fake transparent background chibi images to use for Dan Heng LMFAO)
Onto Dan Heng <3
He wouldn't melt like butter over you, but he'd definitely allow himself to be more vulnerable. He loves you more than words can explain, but he's still cautious due to his past traumas.
Despite this, he'd go into absolute mama bear mode for you in any situation where he deemed it necessary. You got sick and Himeko or Welt had planned for you to go out and trailblaze? Not on his watch.
If you ever went trailblazing and wanted him to come because you felt anxious, he'd step out of his comfort zone for you. Over time, it helped him start leaving his cramped little room more often until he moved into your room and slept on an actual bed. No more back pain!
I feel like he wouldn't want a big wedding. I see it as him going "Hm, would you like to marry me, [preferred pet name]?" one day as if it wasn't a big deal. In the end, the both of you got matching rings with gemstones of each other's eye colors. He'd never admit it, but in the times when he'd be trying to sleep his troubles away, he'd now be staring at the gemstone, thinking of you.
At some point, he might end up having a break down, crying about how he feels like he doesn't even love you and is emotionally dependent on you. Even if that's true, you let him know that he's loved regardless. The next day, he'd probably be super shy about what happened, but you'd cheer him up and make sure that he doesn't escape your cuddles without knowing just how much you love him.
That's all my yap.. for now. I might make a post asking about what characters to do headcanons on for specific holidays like Halloween, Christmas, etc.
Hope you liked the HCs! Have a great day, evening, and/or night :DDDD
#headcanons#honkai star rail#marriage#gepard landau#dan heng#gender neutral y/n#cute headcanons#sfw blog
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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH THEY'RE DANCINGGGG :'DDDD
STOPPPP THEY'RE SO SWEEEET 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
Everyone looks so sweet and happy :')))
Awww hi Judd <33
It's okay honey, it's rough :'((
Yeahh honey I know, that's rough 😭😭❤️🥺
Exactly, you don't know anything yet <3
Grace is so perfect, and great at getting him back in it and keeping him grounded <33 I love her and him and them so much <3333
Yeah lol, calm down a bit on the towel business Judd xD
Just dance :'))
His suit is still very iconic btw
And Grace's hair is beautiful 🥰
Awww hey y'all :D
Lol, sillies 🥰🥰
Nope he means wedding :OO
OOP DANG O.O
YEP LOL
The way he said it was very blunt xD like the tone
Awww spin :'))
Oop?
LOL
Do it guys lol, go for it xD!
(tossing a bouquet)
Awww Owen :'(( :')
Ahhh, looking at TK and Carlos but then to Robert and his wife as well, and their daughters :'))
Awww <3
Lol :')
Earlier I saw her and was like huh xD oh right they're kinda dating lol
Aww glad she's checking up on him ,|
LOL YMCA XDDD
Realll though my at dances xD
Gotta save it for the line dances, and take breaks during the slow dances lol
Oh of course, no other way to do it xD well there is but yk lol
Like landing a plane XDDD
Yeah, they are :'))
Oop o.o
Ohh nooo :'((( ❤️❤️❤️💔😭
It sucks but I do see why :(( 😭 <33
Awww <333
It is a pretty great memory though :'))
AYYY yeah this is a good song for dances :D
I wanna go to a wedding 😌
They seem so fun lol
AWWWW look at them all :'D
LOL Iris and TK :')) twirling around <333 they're gonna be such good besties
That guy int he white suit is eating it up xD
Awww Carlos and Andrea 🥰🥰❤️❤️😭 :')))
Awwww 😭❤️❤️❤️
Awww she's good :'))) that's good <3333 I'm so glad
AAAAHHHHHH yes literally 😭😭❤️🥰👏👏 the best night of his life :'))
Oop :o :D
LOL Paul yelling "TOMMYY" xD
TK joining Carlos 🥰
"By a certain paramedic *TK*" DANG girl did not even hesitate 💀 XDD
Lol his little throwing up of his hand xD :')
AWWW him cuddling Carlos's arm 😭 stoppp I'm not okay, they better be so clingy during and after this (the wedding) x'D
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AWWW W H A T 😭😭😭😭😭😭💔🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️
Awwww everyone's faces :'(( :') 😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺💔❤️
"This is from your husband" AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :'DDDD 😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺
GUYS THEY'RE ACTUALLY MARRIED :')))
:OOOO B E I N G A L I V E????!!?!?
. . . this song was on glee-
XDD that's just a thing I say lol
But I also distinctly remember thinking that, if not in the humourous way I tend to say it, when I first saw this lol
Anyway, back to pretending I haven't seen it xD
Awww TK already looking so emotional 😭
GOSH this song is so perfect for them <333
And they DESERVED such a dramatic and beautiful song honestly <3333
Tarlos, but everyone and the whole show, really <333.
:'OO! Tommy's voice is BEAUTIFUL by the way <333
Eat that UPPP girl :'))
:'o Awww taking them to the airport :')) :'(
That pervasive sadness in Owen :'(( it's rough <3
That kiss, and the hug with his girls, is emotional and they don't even know why 😭😭💔❤️🥺 <333
This is gonna hurt them, even if he believes he's sparing them from whatever xd it will be a different kind
Awww look at them all :')))
Nancy and Mateo <3333 so cute
Awww Paul and Asha :'DDD they're so beautiful <333
Also Carlos's sisters and their husbands (who don't get seats or faces lol /lh), it must be so sweet for them to see :')) like Carlos getting married I mean
AAHHHH my boysss 😭😭 <333
Clinging to each other :')) 😭🥺❤️
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH THEIR HONEYMOONNNN :'DDDD
THEY'RE ON THEIR HONEYMOON Y'ALL 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰!!!! FINALLYYYY!!!
YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND :'DDDD 😭😭😭😭❤️🥰🥰🥰🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥰🥰!!! THEY FINALLY MADE IT X'D :'DDD!!! WHOOOO YEAHH YAYY :'DD :'))
They're so cute 😭😭😭❤️ <333
I love them so much 🥰
Happy for them :'))
AWWW putting Charlie next to Wyatt :'))
Lol and they both have their blocks <33
Ahh but see the TV as a compromise :'))
Maybe not on purpose meaning that but TK me <33
Robert's family <333
And tarlos still clinging to each other :'))
And Marjan and her man (Yusuf is it? I believe :'D) :')) <333 adorableee
And Owen :')) ❤️
Tommy is EATINGGG this by the way ❤️😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️🥺💔🥰
Such a good song <33
It would be Gwyn's favorite :')) she has good taste <33
AWWW them 😭😭🥺💔
Gosh :'((( :')
Yeah, at least they got to know each other a bit <3333
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all <3
Yeah, definitely not ready xdd
"Big brother" :'(( no one should have to bury their younger sibling
It just sucks :'(( D':
AWWW themmm :')) 🥺
Holding Andrea's hand 😭😭😭🥺❤️💔
And TK and Carlos are in it together <333 even if Carlos is the one holding her hand :') they both mean it <3
Awwww Tommy looking at Trevor :'D
Tommy's so beautiful :'))
It's rough but I'm so glad they're all happy <333
As happy as they can be in this life :')))
AWW AAHH AYYYY Wyatt stacking blocks :'DDD good for him <333
It also probably helps that they have a little more of a purpose, being with Charlie :'))
Awww they look so happy 🥰🥰 they are :'D I'm so happy for him and them <333
Oh no 😭😭💔 :'((
Gosh <333
Goodbye, Robert :'((
TK'S TEARS 😭😭🥺❤️❤️❤️
Owen taking the mask off 😭😭 :'(
Tommy you absolutely ate that up :'))) she did such an amazing job <333
Especially as TK's second mother 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰
Awww :'))
Thank you Tommy <33
Oof :(
That's just so rough
I'm so sorry Owen <333
And for his family :'(((
Goodbye, Robert ❤️
The sun coming up :'((
And the silence 😭😭😭
Gosh that's awful
So poignant
OUAGH AND ENDING WITH CALLING 9-1-1
GOSH THAT WAS PERFECT 😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺💔💔💔❤️❤️🥰
Such an amazing end to the season <333
Typed series for a second there lol
But because I was thinking, even though I would want so much more and I'm glad we get at least a bit more, this would be a really amazing ending to the series <333
It's just dramatic and beautiful and emotional enough that it'll be hard to top, and is an iconic moment of the series :') xD
But I'm sure they will <3
Wow. I'm so glad I did this.
It's such an amazing and beautiful episode <333
I'm so glad they're married :'))
And I'm so glad that, in the end, everyone ended up kind of okay :'))
Not perfect, not really even okay, but happy in this crazy world we and they live in
And that's enough :'))
I'm so happy for them <33
And I'm so especially happy for TK and Carlos :'DDD 🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️
HAPPY 0TH/1ST ANNIVERSARY BOYS 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️ :'DDD X'D
Gosh I love them so much :')))
They finally did it <33 they made it :')
All roads lead to the wedding
And they did :')
Hallelujah <3 xD
Thank goodness lol
Gosh
Wow. Amazing
I love this show so much <333.
#9-1-1 lone star#911 lone star#oasis's 9-1-1 chatter#911 ls 4x18 rewatch#gosh :')) I did it <333#so glad I finally did#wish I hadn't waited as long but that's behind me now :))#also just in time!!#not that I specifically had this goal till 5 minutes ago but 11:59 when I posted this (after I finished but still needed to add tags and a#tiny bit more talking)#(though I ended up talking a lot more lol. but it was during the beginning of the section about how it could be the series finale and I#wouldn't be [too] mad xD I was gonna say that and a tiny bit more so came back to edit)#I just decided I wanted to post it before it's tuesday since it'll come out in a week lol#which I wanted as in not doing it tomorrow but anyway#so good!!!#glad I rewatched it besides the liveblog :')) it's such a good episode#and it's fresh in my mind now lol#but yeah I never allowed myself to fully rewatch it (or rewatch clips for a while and still not much or often lol) so I'm glad I got to :D#before the new season and just right now that is#such a good episode :D#okay!! I'll see y'all later :))#for a bit of a review and some point and mayhaps to finally post a lone star fic before season 5!#we'll see what happens when :)#but that I will do lol#I love you guys :DDD ❤️❤️❤️❤️!!!!#byeeee :))) 🥰🥰🥰🥰 <333!!!!
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HI I JUST GOT BACK and i saw your post about missing me and immediately blushed and started giggling like a madman im so crazy bfbdhdhdhf
i love his mc videos, and i also watch his try not to laugh series, AND his three scary games series!!! also he played yandere simulator and ddlc at some point, so i dabble in watching those. i loooved when he played dream daddy (such a silly name, i know) because he would get so excited and joke around a lot. he has so many series and i love all of them :DDDD
I WOULD LOVE THAT ))): we could have froyo and a picnic at a pretty park and GASP i could even bring like a picnic basket.. i love picnic baskets, yknow the wicker ones n stuff? theyre so pretty. i would even dress up for you, too!!! i have such pretty outfits and i would wanna look my best >.< ill also probably be thinking about it a lot now..
:0 that sounds so fun, im glad you got to go so often!!! i live in a village, theres only one gas station and a few little shops around, but its so pretty cus theres so many trees that im. allergic to D:
YAY I WOULD LOVE TO, im free tomorrow, not the day after (friday) but also saturday too, and probably some of sunday! i dont mind any way of communicating, we can vc or just message, anything you're comfortable with lovely. and it doesnt have to be this week either, it could be anytime
THATS SO SMART?? im so happy you got second, thats such an accomplishment brbbrbfhf
ill try not to be up too late, but i cant make any promises.. muhe.. rubbing my hands evilly. but i care about you too :D exploding on the spot
mario kart was very fun!! im actually pretty good at it on my ds, which is a change from when id always lose on the wii. i usually play as king boo, yoshi, or maybe shy guy!! king boo is my favorite, hes such a silly
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WAVES HELLO !!! I was thinking about you!!! I'm glad I could make you blush but it was a bit embarrassing that you saw that so fast,,,, I don't mind as long as it makes you happy, though!
I do love minecraft videos, so I'll binge some of those probably! Yan sim and ddlc sound like such fun too! I'll keep the three scary games series and dream daddy in mind too, hehe.
Froyo and a picnic,,, I do love those little wicker picnic baskets too! What kind of fashion do you like to wear, dearie? I'd love to know! It's also cool to hear you live in a village! I live in a pretty suburban / urbanish town, so we have some nice parks and such and lots of cool restaurants and stores! I'm allergic to grass pollen, so I get the trouble with trees,,, mine isn't so severe, thankfully!
I can do tomorrow (I think) or this weekend if you'd like! I might see some family friend on saturday, but other than that, I think I should be free! And if we do tomorrow, that's not an issue either. Let me know what you'd prefer and when tomorrow! And let me know your preferences on vc and messaging too, hehe. I'd need to find some other way to vc,,, if you have a discord or something you'd be willing to give out, but it would mean some anonymity is gone (though I could always hold back on texting you!)
King boo is a good choice! I used to play Luigi's mansion a lot, so I've seen him a few times, haha. And shy guy and yoshi are good picks!
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“My darling mother wanted to throw a party for when you we got back.” It’s said quite matter of factly- she’s sitting at the vanity in their shared room in the District One as she puts the final touches on her outfit. Aeri slides one diamond earring in. “But I told her to let me take care of it.” Not that she thinks Deva would actually want another celebration to attend- and however much Aeri craves these engagements, the ones at the Capitol specifically, she knows they don’t actually fall under Deva’s realm. Deva's image as a leader is as practiced as Aeri’s confidence- formidable yes, but not innate. Forged over the years.
The other earring goes in. Aeri opens the drawer of the vanity and pulls out a simple box for her beloved. Inside, there’s a lapel pin of a golden eagle connected by chain to a single diamond stud. Carefully but surely, Aeri pins it to the lapel of Deva’s suit jacket. “I figured this would be more preferable to you instead. Now we match. Oh, and we’re going to Gino’s for dinner- the chef’s going to be making your favorites for the five course meal and I had the place emptied out for the evening. The rest of your birthday gift, you’ll get when we get back.”
And by ‘rest of the gift’, well let’s just say Aeri a few ideas that involves some ribbons and a bedroom…but for now, the eagle pin now secure over Deva’s heart, Aeri leans back, checking her handiwork. “Beautiful- you can wear it with most of your outfits too." She wraps her arms around Deva's neck and kisses her. Her goddess. "Happy Birthday, my love.”
( let's pretend that this is jan. 10th BC THAT IS DEVA'S BIRTHDAY AND AERI WANTED TO CELEBRATE :DDDD )
"Dear God, are you saying another party?" Deva questions, looking through the mirror to catch the reflexion of Aeri with a a slight laughter. "Don't get me wrong, I love your mother treating me like I'm part of the family but if I have to give yet another speech on how thankful I am for turning thirty, I'm going to have to start lying, say I was born in July and that this was all a big misunderstanding." Deva jokes on a light hearted tone while she is taking care of her own outfit as well, adjusting her white suit jacket over her shoulders. It is a fact that while Aeri craves these celebrations, especially the ones at the Capitol, Deva always prefers them in a small committee : her, Aeri, their families, their friends, the victors. A smile graces her lips as soon as Aeri states she decided to take care of it : just the two of them then.
Their steps naturally lead them together, joining, facing each other near to the mirrors. Deva's eyes follow Aeri's gestures closely, watching what seems to be jewerly in between her fingers. "Wait a minute. Did you get me something?"Aeri always does - there is never one birthday, one occasion where she doesn't have a little something for Deva, even though Deva insists she doesn't need anything but Aeri by her side. But Oh Well, Deva also always spoils Aeri, covering her little diamond in as many pretty and shiny things she can get. An eagle, a golden one Aeri pins to the lapel of Deva's suit jacket as the leader eyes look down on it. Instinctly, Deva's fingers join Aeri's over the fabric of her suit, a tender smile on her lips. There is tenderness yes, love, warmth in Deva's hold on Aeri. "You do know me, my love. That's all I ever wanted for this day, my favorite meal... " Deva adds, her tone playful, her teeth biting down her bottom lip while her thumb caresses Aeri's skin tenderly. "And a delicious five course Gino's. Just the two of us. Nobody else." She then adds in a tranquil laughter, implying that Aeri Is her favorite meal. After Aeri takes a step back, they both admire the final work, the eagle is perfect, Devora's symbol and spiritual animal, as for the diamond, it does match with Aeri's. "Come here." Deva whispers, immedialy closing the distance again by catching Aeri's hands into hers. Aeri's arms wrapped around Deva's neck, they lips meeting into a kiss. A long, gentle, tender kiss. "I absolutely adore it and I absolutely adore you." It's a whisper against Aeri's lips. "It's perfect. Thank you my Lioness, my Diamond." Her forehead is locked against Aeri's. "I'm turning my phones off until the morning. Panem could be burning I wouldn't try and stop a damn rebellion. Tonight, I'm all yours and you're all mine."
#鹰 : 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐚 / the eagle.#鹰 : 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐚 / verse ; for glory.#鹰 : 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐚 / interactions.#STOP I AM GIGGLING#FERRE YOU REMEMBERED MY MUSES BIRTHDAY?????? LITERALLY HOW#I MYSELF FORGOT ABOUT IT HAHAHAH#This is so sweet oh my god Aeri is soooo sweet I'M Deva loves her so much stop im blushing at them#I love that Ginos hc for us it's so cute#My favorite lesbian mothers <333
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Quick question
Question: who is your favorite LU boyo??
I actually talked about this a little bit in this post! It was a question from 🐗 anon! BUT I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO TALK ABOUT MY BELOVED ONCE AGAIN :DDDD My FAVOURITE lu boy is 101% Time, the old man, our fairy boy <3 The EMOTIONS i have for this man are just AHHHH. Like, first he is so pretty for no reason?? and the way Jojo designed him to incorporate parts from each of his appearances in the games is just *CHEF'S KISS* IM A SUCKER FOR FATHER FIGURE CHARACTERS (maybe that's due to my lack of father figures in my life ._.') and i really like how parts of the fandom represent that role he plays in fanfics and fanart! ANDDDDD i also very much enjoy the complexities that come with the whole time travel thing and how Time deals with the confusion and struggles that come with that sort of stuff. I ALSO JUST LOVE THE FOUND FAMILY TROPE?!! The way this man interacts with Twi and Wind warms my soul so much and I cant wait to see more interacts between him and the other boys not just for the whole father figure trope but also cause HE'S ALOUD TO BE A LITTLE SHIT!! LET MY DUDE PRANK THE EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE!! I want more stuff like when he scared the shit out of Warriors with his mask!! OH AND THE WAY HE IS WITH MALON?!??!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOALS DUDE???? LIKE THE TEASING AND PLAYFULNESS? THE PROTECTIVENESS THEY HOLD FOR EACHOTHER??? THE UNDERSTANDINF AND RESPECT??? I WANT THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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You are very talented and you have perfect comedic timing and I'm stuffing your comics into my mouth and swallowing them whole like a snake
lsejfdkdjsf thank you so much???? 😭 I wasn't even sure if they were funny to anyone but me or if people will get angry at me for being a little silly with some of the characters' personalities. So I'm happy people seem to enjoy them!
I have a few more ideas for events I know happen later in the story, but I hope I will get slammed with more dumb ideas as I keep playing. I'm probably gonna spend most of tomorrow playing more of the game. But I'm trying not to pressure myself to HAVE to make funny observations in comic form, because they're supposed to be fun.
So we'll see how I go! :D I have.... a lot of feelings over this funny little family which crawled into my chest and laid eggs in my heart.
Hopefully I'll cry only HALF as hard this time when I finish the game and will only be depressed for ONE week afterwards :DDDD
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JESE.SE. I 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹* I AM LITERALLY BREAKING INTO YOUR . ASK BOX . AND SHATTERING THE WALLS OF IT BEHIND ME IN MY MAD DASH *🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️ 4 J OC ASK HAME g- O- this is my moment. HEDBWRSGGHFE AWWAAHHH -- OH COULD I PLEASE GET 🍩,☕️,🌌,💐,☁️,🌪️ AND 📎 FOR MELODY AND SACHA??!!💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 BUT BUT. THIS IS ALOT OF QUESTIONS omg 🙏-ESPISALLY FOR 2 CHARACYTERS!! OMG SO PLEASE FEEL FREE TO NOT DO SOME OR ONLY ANWSER FOR 1 OR WHATEVER U WANTED!!!! 🙏🙏🙏 THANK YOU JESSE!!!!!! 🐔🐔🐔<333333333!!!!!!!!!! :DDDD
WAHHHAHHAHAHHHHH *GETS YOU AND SPINS YOU AROUND AT LIGHT SPEED* GIRTHWORRRMMM THANK YOU THANK YOU SO SO SUPER MUCH FOR THESE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💖💓💓💘💘💘💗💗💗💕🫂🫂💕🫂💖💓💓💕💓💕💓💕💕💓💓💓💕💓 I'M SO SO HAPPY TO BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT MELODY AND SACHA OF COURSE OF COURSE THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, YAYYYY!!!!!!! <3333333 THESE WERE SUPER FUN TO TYPE UP SO THANK YOU ONE MILLION TIMES RAMSEY!!!!!! :DDDD <333
🍩 DONUT - favourite sweet treat?
Melody- MELODY LOVES SWEET TREATS THIS IS SUCH A FUN QUESTION!!!! I think her FAVORITE must be vanilla pudding cake!!!! WITH FRUIT AND ICE CREAM YESSSS I'm getting hungry just thinking about it LOLOL!!! And she has a fondness for pudding cake in general, she loves preparing it for friends or family!!!!! But she likes most cakes!!! Including pound cake and bundt cakes (probably her second faves).!!!!!!!
Sacha- THIS IS AN EASY ANSWER FOR HIM HEHE IT's CHEESECAKE by a landslide!!!!! Specifically the standard, white kind. Sacha isn't one for super super sweet foods, so a chocolate fudge swirl cheesecake or like a caramel chocolate cheesecake would probably be too much. THOUGH, the default kind is good and he likes a couple strawberries on the side with NO whipped cream.... He's rather particular about it actually LOLOLLL
☕️ HOT BEVERAGE - do they prefer hot or cold drinks? what is their favourite drink?
Melody- She is definitely a HOT DRINK GIRL!!!!!!! She loves lattes and hot cappuccinos perhaps a little less often BUT Her FAVORITE drink is probably Hot Cocoa! It gets her in the mood for WINTER and CHRISTMAS (her fave holiday!!!!!!), plus it's just so sweet and rich, SHE LOVES IT. Though she has tried Boba Tea and liked that as well! It took her some getting used to, but I think that might be her favorite cold drink!
Sacha- He also has a preference for HOT drinks but his taste is contrastingly less..... SWEET?? 👤 I SUPPOSE!!!! His favorite is black tea!! She most commonly drinks it at home while she's working on creative projects and she is in fact a tea FAN, so she's got all kinds of teas back at his dorm!!! It's practically a must-have for him LMAO! Though, I suppose an exception to his not-too-sweet tastes would be sweet Chai, which he grew up drinking a lot and still has a fondness for! IT'S MORE LIKE A TREAT FOR HIM or something that he has when he visits family!!!! Very seldom does he ever drink it on his own!!!
🌌 MILKY WAY - what was the inspiration behind your oc? what was the first thing you decided about them?
Melody- I ACTUALLY HAVE A VERY FUN IMAGE TO SHARE WITH YOU FOR THIS QUESTION!!! I FOUND THE FIRST PICTURE I EVER DREW OF MELODY (side by side with her most current design!!!!! :9)
Of course, her name was originally TIPSY. That's what that's all about HAHA AND I unfortunately can't recall my thought process through physically designing her... :2 I think I was just doodling and she came to be HEHE. Design-wise, I think the first thing I decided for her was that she was going to have a cute, rabbit ear style bow (funny because she no longer has it at ALL 💔, though I think that's where her beret originated from)!!! As for personality, she was inspired by a change I was going through at the time!! Particularly my first experiences with psychosis, interestingly enough! She was sort of a way for me to cope with the scariness of it, since a large part of her character is and was her religious delusions and delusions of prophecy. She's not a PERSONIFICATION of those things necessarily, but rather a character I can share something in common with if that makes sense!!!! :3 I'm super attached to Melody for that reason, maybe that's why she's a fave of mine hehehe.... *twirling my hair giggling etc*
Sacha- HAHA For Sacha, the answer is much more simple: The first thing that I decided about him was HIS MASK!!!!! I think I saw some cool pictures of old, animal based folk art and immediately had the inspiration to make a character with a colorful, tiger mask !!!! :DDDD Sacha was a very hollow character when I first designed them... I really had no actual STORY or CHARACTER TRAITS laid out for them until about a year ago 😭😭😭!!!! BUT I think in terms of personality, the first thing I decided about her was her stoic nature 🧍♂️!!!!!!! Sacha has always been a bit cold and stand-offish, though AGAIN I FIND MYSELF UNSURE OF WHY or what correlation it had to his mask originally!!!! LOL 😖
🌪️ TORNADO - what is the biggest change you've ever made to them? how have they changed from their original version?
Melody- I THINK she changed the MOST in 2021, when I revamped several of my OCs at the same time!!!! Here, she went from light skinned to dark skinned and I made her chubbier as well (consequently darkened her port wine stain too)!!!!!!! I have a picture of her (in a silly outfit) from around this time to show the changes that I made!!! :333
Eventually, I would also exchange the port wine birthmark for piebaldism as well, I think because I wanted to give Jacques his neurofibromas and cafe-au-lait spots but it mirrored Melody's former spots a little too closely... ANYWAY!!!!!!
Sacha- SACHA ON THE OTHER HAND has remained mostly the exact same 😭😭😭 Ever since I first made him .... As far back as 2020. FUNNILY ENOUGH THESE PICTURES ARE FROM 2020, 2021, and 2023 RESPECTIVELY
LOLL ALTHOUGH He used to have this cool thing where his eyes could dilate and constrict like a cat's!!!! But I had no explanation for this . LMAO . I guess the largest change I've made was that!!! Just to make them (more) human since I strangely prefer working with OCs who are just some messed up guy LOL RATHER THAN A CREATURE 👹
☁️ CLOUD - a soft headcanon
Melody- Melody volunteers at a local church as a choir singer!!! She has a bit of a natural talent for singing actually heehee... She was never FORMALLY TRAINED or anything like that though. AND SHE LOVES BRINGING PASTRIES TO GIVE TO THE OTHER CHOIR MEMBERS. I think she has a close friendship with the old lady who plays the church organ HAHA
Sacha- I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT JACQUES x SACHA FOR THIS ONE JUST A LITTLE BIT 👹 I HOPE THAT'S OKAY. BUT Sacha gives Jacques kisses to wake him up.... LIKE IF they are spending the night together and Sacha wakes up first, he'll gently just kiss his face and whisper at him in French until he opens his eyes. GRRRRR *TEARS EVERYTTHING DOWN* Sometimes Jacques will pretend to be asleep just to get more kisses. 🧍♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
💐 BOUQUET - create a bouqet for them! what do those flowers mean? are any of the flowers their particular favourite?
Sacha- FOR SACHA I CHOSE Alstroemeria (represents passion and devotion), Salvia ("forever mine"/deep love), Kniphofia (good fortune), Snapdragon (deception/concealment), Tiger Lily (prosperity)!!! Also Tiger Lilys are sort of the obvious answer LOLOLLL I KNOW ITS PREDICTABLE BUT I'm a sucker for the tiger motif... 😞 HAHA I think of THESE ONES, their favorite would be the snapdragon since he likes the delicateness of it hehee... Though I think that he is a fan of most red flowers because of their intense/bold coloring!!!!
Melody- AND FOR MELODY: Roses (passion/love), Poinsettia (good cheer and mirth), Camellia (adoration/longing), Tulip (holiness/forgiveness), Sweet Pea (friendship/gratitude)... AND I THINK POINSETTIAS HAVE TO BE HER FAVORITE.... YET AGAIN, because they remind her of Christmas and winter in general!!!!! Also the texture of them is really pleasant to her, she used to love touching the poinsettias at her family's Christmas celebrations as a child LOL
📎 PAPERCLIP - a random fact.
Sacha- He acts as a sort of fashion model for Jacques and Melody so they can dress him in their fashion projects for college! He won't show it (much), but he loves it HAHA.
Melody- She used to be a cheerleader!!! She was quite popular in high school too. She was part of several clubs and participated in school events Regularly. Her social friendly nature..... 🫶
#THANK YOU SO SO MUCH RAMSEY AGAIN FOR THESE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!! 💕💕💕💕💓💓💓💘💘💘💓💓💓 *TWIRLS*#THESE WERE SUPER FUN TO ANSWER HEHE ^_^ I ALWAYS LOVE TALKING ABOUT SACHA AND MELODY!!!!!!!!! <333333#THANK YOU FOREVER *ONE MILLION HUGS*🫂🫂🫂💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕🫂🫂🫂💘💘💘💗💗💗💘💘💕💕🫂💕💕💓#💭 — ask#oc; sacha#oc; melody#tw religion mention
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Put five things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox of the last 10 people who reblogged something from you!
It's your Turn, little one
:DDDD
Okay, let's do this!
One, I really love free style dancing! I don't usually enjoy dancing in sync, though sometimes it is fun to do!
Two, the g/t community on Tumblr (obviously)
Three, the mini umbrellas that you get with cocktails? Idk, they are just awesome and contain g/t elements
Four, my friends and family (this includes my cats, falling under both categories)
Five, writing and drawing, again, when it isn't making me want to stab something :]
Thanks for the ask! :D
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🐶🦉🦖 for the emoji asks :3
Thanks for the asks :DDDD 💖
🐶 Are you more of a cat or dog person?
Definitely more of a cat person! I've grown up with a cat and my family now has two, so I'm very comfortable around cats and I like how independent they are, since I know that I've earned their love in some fashion if they like me. Plus they're small(ish...) and cuddly, and both my cats love to cuddle with me. I love them very much.
For dogs it's not that I don't like them or are scared of them, it's just they can be a LOT and very in your face, and I don't like that. Having a large animal invade my space that often likes to slobber on me or might be barking is not a thing I enjoy, nor do I like it when there's small dogs that are really aggressive and won't stop yelping (I find those very annoying, but it's more of an issue with the owners not properly training the dog). If the dog is calm though, I'm quite happy to pet them (and get a little bit of drool on me), and can get quite fond of a dog if I see it often. But overall definitely more of a cat person.
Anyways, here's a photo of one of my cats (the old lady):
🦉 are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night owl definitively. I rarely wake up early and I tend to have a sleep schedule of 1-2am-10am. I like how quiet it is at night and can work on personal projects... it's prime me time baby! Sleep procrastination sure is something...
🦖 favourite extinct animal?
Oh good question... Honestly mosasaurs are super cool (I have a kinder egg mosasaur on my desk), but I also love toothed birds since that's just fantastic, what a DESIGN of a critter, especially since they would be BIG. I'd want my arm to be bitten off by one of these dudes. So maybe those? Microrapters are also so cool... I can't really choose haha.
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Ok, it's over. I'm good again. We will now return to regluar random blogging untinged by nostalgia.
Final thoughts for my own files:
Charles lives. \o/
There could have been more of Charles, but then there can always be more of Charles. But at least he lives and so now I can sleep peacefully again.
The Metalocalypse according to Knubbler: "Fuckers will be dying and shit."
Pickles is Mom confirmed.
Skwisgaar's role in the band is Guitar God. Toki's role in the band is "sunshine rainbow marshmallow man".
Murderface's role in the band is to suck (affectionate).
Nathan is going to only have sex with music from now on (and drink respect women juice)
They brought back the chef for the final battle. :DDD
For a character as silly as Knubbler, they managed to give his death a lot of weight.
The way they handled Abigail was good. Abigail is so good because she's so normal in a way that no other recurring character is. Also, she's the only important female character in the entire franchise apart from the whale and there was so much fandom drama about her back in the day, that I'm geniunly glad not only didn't they fuck her up, they even pissed over all that drama in a single scene of dialogue.
Speaking of the whale: I'm glad she actually did something, because I've always loved having this character that's literally a whale but also somehow a doomsday prophet, in a show that doesn't have any other animal characters. She was bizarre in a show that is bizarre. But I didn't need her to be the one to kill Salacia. Let the main characters do that, maybe? Now it looks like all that was needed for the show to be over was for someone give Salacia a little push while he was talking a stroll on the beach.
Everybody has PTSD and that never gets explicitly addressed and that's fair, this is not the kind of show for that, but it's all there in the behaviour (Toki's age regression, Skwisgaar's touch aversion).
They managed to put some good character moments in there, my favourite being Nathan pointing out "Magnus never gave us a chance to forgive him".
Still thinking about how Brendon Small once said about Doomstar Requiem that Mangus' death was supposed to be reminiscent of Judas' suicide in Jesus Christ Superstar, who was forgiven.
I have never liked Dr Rockzo, but "Toki is doing bad, so let's have Dr Rockzo here to cheer him up" is a thought Charles would have and it's the only acceptable explanation for why he would allow the clown in his church.
When Orlaag mentioned "Krakish" I was hoping we'd see some cool looking monsters like the Troll from season one, but Salacia's monster form was actually kinda boring. :((((
Spaking of Orlaag:
me: *never really cared about Orlaag one way or another*. Orlaag: I will bathe in his blood. me: 🔪🔪🔪
And right when I thought there had been surprisingly little gore, Orlaag got turned into paste. :DDDD
Other characters take their suit off to fight. Charles is built differently.
The opening was so meta what with "it's been so long and this is what you give us?", and that's fair.
On that note: The special retreads familiar themes (the power of friendship, found family, the FANS, etc. etc. etc.), there are no surprises, but, eh, I didn't expect anything else. All open plot threads get (re)addressed and tied off. I would have wanted there to be more time for general silliness, but given that this one special is all they got to finish the story, I'm happy they managed to do as much as they did.
There was a time during the 10 1/2 years since Doomstar Requiem that I thought "it's better for this to not have an ending at all than for the ending to suck" and this was definitely not that. I wasn't blown away by the special, but that's okay. There were things the special didn't do that it could have done, but the things it did do were fine.
The subtitles are consistently weirdly inaccurate when identifying who's speaking. Salacia is referred to as MMA (who isn't even in this special), Orlaag (or was it Stampington) is referred to as Salacia, the cultist holding the sermon in the church during Ishnifus' funeral is referred to as Charles. The one that threw me the most, however, was Murderface being referred to as William. This isn't technically wrong, but it feels wrong.
#personal#tatzelwyrm watches metalocalypse#army of the doomstar spoilers#metalocalypse spoilers#metalocalypse#(tagging for filing purposes)#army of the doomstar
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Episode 2 Winnie the Pooh meets you
So my birthday is in 13 days October 14th but we're having a birthday party on October 12th Saturday so can't wait have fun.
When you woke up you were in a field somewhere where you didn't quite recognize that until the blue fairy showed up, you asked her where you were and what part of Disney were you in.
The blue fairy: hello y/n to answer your question we are in the Winnie the Pooh story your first adventure most likely sorry if I didn't tell you sooner I know that you like surprises.
Y/n: it's true I do like surprises so what do I have to do.
She explained to you about what you have to do all you have to do is find Winnie the Pooh and his friends have an awesome adventure, and hope for the best it seemed very reasonable so you were off on your own adventure this was going to be fun.
Time skip (because of reasons)
After you were searching you were beginning to lose hope but that wasn't you that was just your false hope talking that's when you bumped into something more like someone when you look down you saw him it was Winnie the Pooh you love this cute little bear ever since you were a little kid you always loved it when he went on an adventures with his friends and was funny all the time but you always loved the old classic Winnie the Pooh especially the songs.
Winnie the Pooh: oh pardon me but who might you be and do you have any honey with you.
Y/n: hi I'm y/n and no I do not have any honey with me sorry but can you show me the way to the hundred acre woods I would really like to go there for a friend.
Winnie the Pooh: oh goody now there's a new friend come along I'll show you the way y/n.
And so the journey continues as you and Winnie the Pooh set off to go to the hundred acre woods meanwhile in the hundred acre woods everyone was getting ready for a party it was Eeyore's birthday everybody was excited except Eeyore as usual he's always sad but there is a little bit of happiness in there somewhere.
Rabbit: all right everyone let's get the decorations ready for Eeyore's birthday we cannot dilly dally Eeyore will be here any minute and where's and where is Pooh Bear he should have been here for an hour.
Christopher Robin: don't worry rabbit I'm sure Pooh Bear will be here soon and Eeyore will be here in a moment don't worry everything will be all right.
Rabbit: you are very right Christopher Robin all right let's get started piglet don't forget to tie those balloons to the mailbox.
Piglet: oh dddd dear sss sorry rabbit hhh hold on I'll be done in a moment I wonder where pooh is wait there he is.
That's when everybody saw pooh and you coming from the woods they were all curious about you so they asked Pooh Bear about you he told everyone that you were a friend they agreed it'd be nice to have a new friend and when you ask them what's with the party decorations rabbit told you Eeyore was going to have a birthday party you asked if you could help they agreed and when you did help everything was great the party decorations were awesome and when Eeyore showed up you saw a little smile from his face it was adorable.
Time skip (for again reasons)
After the day was done they asked where you came from and told them that you came from a Faraway land (not technically a lie but still a white lie basically) so after telling them where you came from, you ask them what do they do for fun they tell you that they do games they sing songs and whatnot so when you hear music you know there was going to be a musical coming up.
After the song ended you loved it it was like living in your own dream only you were actually living the experience so when night came Christopher Robin invited you into his home he met his family they were really great people wonderful parents lovely home it reminded you of your own home and family so after having dinner with his family you slept on the couch, the next day you all had pancakes and had your next adventure with Winnie the Pooh and his friends and Christopher Robin while you all were playing hide and go seek you were The hider that's when the Blue fairy showed up of course you asked her what she was doing here and she told you that time was up that you had to go on to your next adventure you asked if you could say goodbye to your friends she agreed, after saying goodbye to your friends they understood and they now know that you are from another world and you came to other worlds for adventure of course you didn't tell him that they're from a cartoon that would be very weird and awkward so after saying your goodbyes you went through the portal and we're facing the other doors now there were nine Disney doors and still 10 DreamWorks stores you chose the second Disney door and went right through it.
To be continued
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HIII OMG THANK YOU FOR REPLYING!!!
I am so glad that my post made you feel so happy/reassured because I absolutely love spreading positive comments onto people's posts, especially if it's about things I love, and Tribe Nine has been. like. the main thing on my mind for almost three years now.
And with as little of a fanbase it has it's always a pleasure to read long threads such as these, especially when, for once, I don't see my favorite characters be mischaracterized in them because they describe them with so much love for the character and accuracy. As is yours!! I am DEEPLY sorry if I sounded like I was trying to antagonize people with NPD... It was never my intention to do so and I am aware of how it affects people with the disorder. Honestly my wording was very insensitive and the morning after I was honestly scared of how you'd react😭 I should've made proper research and I posted that at like. 2 in the morning so it probably affected my train of thought heavily. Another reason why that probably is is I currently live under a person with NPD's guidance and NPD is a very common disorder to have in my family (I don't even know if I have it myself. honestly. because most of them are very anti-medicalist so it's hard to get a diagnosis) due to generational neglect and. well. we aren't the most functional family ever. So I was kinda speaking from experience/general observation... I guess?? Not that that excuses anything I did know about the part where it isn't exactly based on genetics but moreso on childhood experiences. It was what I was trying to get at with NPD being partly genetic and more as a result of the environnment they grew up in. However a lot of what you said was new to me and I thank you for that! Thank you for educating me and I promise you didn't sound aggressive at all. I am also drawn to characters like Ichinose often because of psychological/emotional traits that most people overlook/don't understand (see Zeke Yeager from Attack on Titan)! It's fun to see someone who feels the same! I completely understand the feeling of your disorder being heavily misrepresented in media when intentionally written by neurotypicals (yet being good rep when non-intentional) because as someone with autism it is a reoccuring experience (see The Good Doctor or that one 'autistic' character from SIA's movie).
ANYWAY!!!!! TYSM FOR ALL OF THIS!!!! :DDDD
@alfiely-art splendid thank you for enabling my autism
Ok so background:
There's this city called Shinagawa City that's part of Zero's gamer regime where he forces everyone in all the cities to rp. This is called XG
The XG in Shinagawa City is that it functions like a company does, with all the residents as the employees, except for the president. Employees can only be appointed to the role of director at most if the president likes them. In order for the president to like you you have to bribe him with japanese sweets. Every week the president executes some guy he doesn't like.
Ichinose is the director, and part of the "Numbers" as #1, appointed by Zero. We don't really know the specifics but essentially, they're the rulers of each city and Zero recognizes them as potentially worthy of being his gamer buddies if genericprotagboy doesn't pass
Ichinose's personality is. so hard to describe in a manner that isn't just slander because he's specifically created to be as unlikeable as possible. He abuses his power, his employees, who he really hates and calls useless and incompetent every chance he gets, loves murder, incredibly self-absorbed and constantly has to assert his excellence in the most vain cartoon villain way possible and never stops mentioning how he's #1 appointed by Zero himself which basically means he's like a prettier jesus, mean to everyone he ever meets, actually really fucking stupid and unfunny with no positive qualities his life is worth nothing and he serves zero purpose and he sucks so much and I fucking hate Tribe Nine. He is created to have no depth whatsoever. Anyway he beat Zero in being my favourite Tribe Nine character and half of the reasons as to why I'm not even sure were even deliberate writing choices
Auuuurrghhh where do I start. Do I go in order or like what. I made an entire 12 page doc Ichinose Bible just for this sick evil twisted obsession specifically to help me with articulating anything and yet I have still failed. Alright we're going unhinged mode I had enough I'm making a third doc. I came back to this weeks later sorry my brain is fried now this might not be very comprehensible
Okay so this is very important for later: he is a terrible boss. Absolutely horrendous!!! Every interaction with him and his subordinates is them fucking up their goon work, him screaming at them, them having a mental breakdown and shitting themselves from fear, him still verbally abusing them for 12 more minutes then walking away very annoyed full of hatred for his useless fucking henchmen that he abhors because they're so sucks. They only listen to him because they're for some reason just so absolutely terrified of him, mostly that he's just gonna execute them (he does that often) but also mostly its kinda weird you know. They actually, truly, have NOTHING to gain from listening to him. There is no benefit for sticking around him. No this isn't a "lollll why don't they don't overthrow the bad guy if i was them i would simply not follow his orders" situation, they actually genuinely have zero solid reason to do everything he says and give him that amount of power. Also he just completely lacks awareness that what he's doing might be a wee mean and just genuinely thinks he's disciplining them in a normal way and that they're just overreacting specifically to piss him off. One time he goes off on a screaming session at his subs until one of them faints and all the other ones are shaking and crying in the middle of trying to recruit the protag team to also work under him and they're just Standing there all this time until one of them has to intervene and gently coax him into shutting the fuck up with her feminine wiles
Anyway I mentioned executions right. And the President. Ok so the President is actually not a human but rather just this iron maiden robot with the face of zero's canon fursona (long story) and floating hands and exclusively speaks in all caps. It does not move its just permanently standing there in the Execution Plaza. The Director position makes it so the President can only hear his voice (he can register visual input but can't hear other than Ichinose) so Ichinose's the only guy he can talk with. And ichinose is just absolutely constantly sucking up to that guy, talking to others about how Unbreakable their Special Bond is and how much the President would never ever replace him because they're besties and he's his favourite meanwhile the President does not give a single fuck about Ichinose. He only lets him do whatever he wants because Ichinose just keeps giving him sweets everyday so of course he likes him but not in any deeper way and has zero problem with turning on him the moment he's framed for eating that cake he always wanted. Oh and also when the President said earlier that whoever finds and gives him that cake will be made director Ichinose says "hahahaaa you're so funny babeee you're joking about making someone else director again. haha. you're doing that again" which is just sad. toxic doomed unrequited human x robot workplace situationship yaoi. Ichinose also loooooooves executing people its his favorite activity of the week every time he watches a guy die inside the President (yeagh they have to go inside the President) he gets such as kick he goes "bwahaha! heeheehee!" and then laughs about it for a full minute. He also sucks up to Zero a lot but that's for later
How he took control of the Shinagawa Tribe (part of his subordinates) is also pretty weird if you ask me. So when Zero first implemented the XG rules in Shinagawa nobody really cared and just kept doing their own thing except for Ichinose who immediately started meeting with the President and bribing him until he gained enough favor to be appointed director. Nobody still really cared except for him up until the executions started and they realized that It's Bad Actually. Shinagawa Tribe started also collecting bribes for the President and Ichinose just came up to them one by one and whispered in their ear "lol. your leader doesn't care about you as soon as he becomes director he's actually gonna kill you source dude trust me. give me all the bribes instead and work for me now. lmao" and that was literally enough for all of them to just take Ichinose's side and offer him all the items they had then watch their leader get executed. I guess he was just really that charming and intelligent huh,,,,
He kinda manipulates the president into letting him choose who gets executed instead, while it was originally supposed to be the president who does that. He also forbids anybody else from offering bribes to the president so that only he is favored and him and his men regularly rob and beat the hell out of people that try to do so also this exchange:
also i just. liked the moment where he just got in a car and fucking left. + he's so desperately trying to be soooo witty and funny and failing he's so embarrassing i want to boil him i actually hate him he wants to be cool so bad he's running that insult to the fucking ground he peaked at middle school im gonna skin him i will kill hi
Before getting to the Cake Incident, let's talk about how he always talks about being #1. He constantly points it out and reminds everyone about how he's "#1, as appointed by Zero himself" and wants everyone to remember that, he constantly mentions it even when it's not even related to what he's talking about he just hypes himself up. He thinks it's the coolest thing ever and the proof of his superiority and it obviously it means a lot to him it sure would be terrible if anyway let's talk about the Cake Incident
Anyway, the Cake Incident is that the protag group finds that really cool cake and and tries to offer it to the president but also it was all a trick because they replaced it with a sponge. Ichinose is about to steal that when his subordinate notices that it's unusually light but doesn't tell him that because he doesn't give her a chance to also it's Ichinose. President eats that and immediately does a 180 on his opinion of Ichinose and wants him dead and buried. (also when Ichinose gets stressed out about this he talks to himself like "Ugh… Stay calm, Ichinose Kazuma. At a time like this…" Ijust think that's cute lmao). When Ichinose tells the President that he was actually tricked it turns out the protag team got a SECOND trick which is I shit you not they fed him to Oi's AI and showed President an AI generated image of him absolutely throating that original cake and President gets so mad he fucking kills him and I just wanted to dwell a bit on how Ichinose is canonically a victim of AI sludge. Anyway before Ichinose fucking dies he says "Eeek!" and starts ugly crying before getting executed and then it's all officially over post ended Ichinose is no more the wicked bitch is dea
Anyway this is where we actually really get into this, I will only get more unhinged from this point, we gotten past just the intro to my hellish essay. Ichinose actually is not dead and just rips President apart from the inside and it is revealed that he can never die because he was a robot the entire fucking time and also his head fell off and he doesn't pick that up for his entire monologue. He was born and raised a human but when he became #1 he got to pick his reward and that was to turn into a robot so he can be immortal.
ok i came back where was i. oh yeah so while he was quote unquote "dead" the protag team was discussing on how to change society somewhat and came up with replacing the Shinagawa company XG with XB games. Ichinose does not want that, he thinks XB is stinky and barbaric and he really hates it for some never explained reason, like its personal or something, and while he begs Zero to pleaseeeee give him another chance it is instead decided that him and protag team are gonna have a baseball showdown and whoever wins makes the Shinagawa rules. He grumbles a bit on how much he hates it when Zero makes these kinda decisions on a whim and also ewwwww baseball but doesn't really have a choice so he goes and gets that bat
XB kinda functions like debate showdowns in DR or reasoning death matches in RC with the added element of throwing balls at each other with mechanisms I do not understand. Anyway the main debate in XB about Ichinose is first about whether it was his fault for losing XG or his subordinates', and the second is whether he is actually fit to be a leader. Anyway before they start, Ichinose gets really mad and screams at his goon #38 because he just now found out that she didn't report to him about the cool cake being too light and blames her for his downfall. He is livid about having been accused that actually it might be his fault and keeps on hurling deaths threats/promises until they finally get him to throw that damn ball already
It has become very quickly apparent that... he has little to no arguments. He does not know how to defend himself without sounding downright incoherent or contradicting himself, just going "ummmm nuh uh......" and doesn't even attempt at lies, either. He just lets himself be a laughing stock in front of all the other players and all he has to say about it is just yelling insults and telling them to shut up and stop being mean to him because he's literally neurodivergent and a minor. Anyway, his first defense against the argument that "maybe if you weren't verbally abusing all your employees 24/7 they'd be more comfortable telling you things" is "[quoting] Z-Zip it! You imbeciles can't possibly understand what it's like to be in charge! They're the ones to blame! I've done nothing wrong!"
Anyway he moves on with his second argument where he realizes (..... though it's more like, him grasping at random shit, because he seriously gives of the impression that even he does not believe half the things he's saying) that the reason that his subordinate didn't report the Nefarious Cake Suspicious Weight was because she was trying to purposefully humiliate him that bastard goon. In his words: "I can understand wanting to backstab me for being so perfect, but there are lines that shouldn't be crossed!" which is great man anyway, Oi says that's stupid and Ichinose says execute that harlot. He then goes off saying that the recipe for success is to inform report consult and if you can't do that then you're beyond incompetent etc etc, and Iroha makes a point that he just took that cake from his subordinate by force without letting her report anything anyway, and he actually doesn't have a counterargument because he knows she's right but will keep on doubling down no matter what even if that just speeds up his eat shit era.
Anyway Gotanda tells him he sucks balls as a boss, nothing we haven't heard before, Ichinose says something about him "not knowing the hardships of those who stand above others" how he's done nothing wrong and and how he isn't disposable like those people because he is the ~Chosen~ #1, which he repeats a lot, very often using how he's "chosen" or "special" as an argument but not elaborating further than that even when/especially if he's asked. What I want to point out is that Gotanda says to him that his subordinates are more competent that him, and Ichinose, while angered... has no comeback. Because he knows that's true even if he'll never admit it no matter how hard it'll fuck him over in the long run.
Actually I don't really have to describe the next scene much and it could be just pasted here pretty fine without additional notes from me, but I don't want to keep it out of the post either:
Gotanda mentions that he spoke to a former colleague of Ichinose once, and they mentioned that he was "incompetent and useless" so let's keep that in mind,
Then we get these lines:
And, let's pause for a few seconds. Why is he even being listened to? Following him gives virtually no benefits aside from, I guess "1% less chance of getting executed", but even then it's stated that being close to him doesn't really do much to save you from that. His takeover of Shinagawa Tribe is downright nonsensical, and yet, him just saying a few words to him about how their leader is enough to terrify them all into submission permanently. Why is everyone so constantly scared shitless of him no matter what. There is zero benefit to following him. The only fucking reason that many people could fall for his bullshit for that long of a time, is if he had some sort of aura like superpower that turns everyone who he ever comes in contact with fucking stupid for the plot to work
Anyway the actual explanation for why he is able to do all this is because he actually has some sort of aura like superpower that turns everyone he ever comes in contact with fucking stupid
No I'm not kidding. This is actually canon this is the truth behind this perplexing case .
So, just, out of the fucking blue, after not saying anything about it for the whole goddamn chapter, Q just casually mentions "oh yeah, that's probably because of the Ichinose Curse. Lol. Lmao, even" we literally never heard about anything like this shit prior to this moment halfway through the XB match nor are we aware of how the fuck did he obtain that information. According to Q, the "Ichinose Curse" is a power of Ichinose that renders all his subordinates in a state of mind control caused by their fear of him. Soooo......... essentially, how I understand this and how I think it's meant to be like, is that the more scared they are of Ichinose, the more susceptible they are to get mind controlled because of that. So, even if his comments towards Shinagawa Tribe members back then were not that effective, then getting even a little bit spooked back then was already causing some effects, which obviously would skyrocket once he executes their leader in front of them. So he does not have to be skilled in any sort of master manipulation, he just has to be intimidating enough. (also explains why the protags are not affected by it, because they're kind of tired of his shit and instead of being scared of him after seeing the manager's execution, they're just really angry instead)
Except. Here's the thing.
I don't think Ichinose fucking knows that himself.
There is NOTHING in the game indicating or even hinting of him being aware that he's literally controlling people, and not just "persuading" them as he puts it with his awesome #1 strats. Nothing. Not even after this information drop from Q - he is never confronted about it by the protags. Ever. For his remainder of appearances. Never do we get a moment where he goes "buwahahaha so you have realized..... my fuckshit forte........ what will you do now......" even though it seems obvious that it'll happen at some point. Nobody ever.... brings the "Ichinose Curse" up to Ichinose himself, ever, and neither does he. Like it's irrelevant to him, or, I'll say this. His actions do not make sense for someone who knows they have a mind controlling power. None of them. Ichinose literally has no fucking idea and genuinely thinks that he's persuading all his subordinates with his own skills and he's that perfect, and, at the same time, does not even get why he's being even listened to anyway if we go off of a quarter of his dialogue.
I was about to say how I got no idea how Q got hold of that fucking information when even the ability-bearer himself, Ichinose, does not have it, but, it actually does make...... kind of sense, if you go into theory territory for a bit? According to me, and this is what I'm sticking with as most plausible, Ichinose is not the only person who has had that ability - and the Ichinose Curse is actually the power of the Ichinose family, which it gets it's name from, and how Q could have gotten that information. If he got relatives that could mind control people, then no matter how obscure that fact might have been in Neo Tokyo, Q could have gotten a hold of it and connect the dots. It could also explain why he didn't say anything earlier; he had heard of some line of Ichinoses with that kind of power, but he wasn't sure if Ichinose Kazuma was from them, but after observing him for enough time it became obvious and that's why he said so only after confirming it during the XB match. That's what I'm believing. The other equally plausible possibility is that the writers sharted but I'm putting trust in them
Anyway, the protags kind of shift the subject of the match, from arguing whether it was Ichinose's or his subordinate's fault for losing XG, to discussing whether working for him has any benefits to prove he sucks to his subordinates so they'll leave him. Whatever I don't care about them
Ichinose keeps making nothingburger arguments and defenses such as "well I'm #1 which means I'm the most outstanding one and being used by the #1 itself is a benefit so checkmate liberals". Or like, more accurately, when confronted by anything he always just answers that, well, he's part of the NUMBERS, and nothing else. His justification for every single one of his actions is that he's #1, which automatically makes him superior and inherently more worthy than the rest ("I am the chosen #1. I'm not disposable like those incompetent fools.") -- whenever it comes up, he always pairs having that title with surely making him Chosen and Special, and gets very upset with the protag group for "not realizing [his] greatness". He rarely lists himself being the literal Director (and the de-facto President via his bribery shenanigans) of Shinagawa City as what makes him so special, and this position is what seems to actually give him some real power and not just a fancy title. What does being "#1" in particular even entail? Who knows, but he sure is holding onto it for dear life. It would be a shame if. Nevermind
Moving on. He keeps failing at dodging arguments just as miserably as before -- Upon presented with reality and actually believing it somewhat he rationalizes and justifies to himself that he's never to blame regardless of how much his arguments don't make sense, knows that he's in the wrong or at least can't reason against it, at least subconsciously, cannot defend himself and is visibly nervous, the usual, whatever. Until he gets one match with Todoroki, and, just says something that's just a really odd comment.
For context, Todoroki is one member of the Trash Tribe/protag team, who is distinctive for two things: being insanely rich, and a massive asshole. He constantly acts superior towards, insults and is nasty to everyone he ever meets for virtually no reason and has no redeeming qualities. Him and Ichinose never had any meaningful conversation with each other. Ichinose just... not only paid enough attention to Todoroki specifically to notice that despite being established several times that he does not care for anyone other than himself and does not acknowledge anyone else in the room, he also recognizes that this behavior is indeed, a dick move (cheers for self-awareness). And basically, just. Sounded like he just started projecting completely unprompted.
From this moment on, it is absolutely pointless to even list all the arguments you have with him as a separate thing, as he constantly just makes the same defenses because he has none. He literally has zero fucking counterargument aside from "nuh uh" or "ok well but have you considered I'm literally #1. which essentially makes me like a prettier Yomi and the winner of this argument" if I'm ever in court and my lawyer is Ichinose I'm killing myself.
Like. Look at this silly silly unserious man.
Anyway, Gotanda goes up to all his subordinates and tells them "believe in thyself.... go work for me instead......" so they'll snap out of the Ichinose Curse and it's not very effective. Ichinose tells him to leave his kittens alone and that he has trained them to 100% obey him and that special relationship will never fall apart which is funny cause I'm pretty sure I've heard that some time ago before and it ended with him inside an iron maiden. Anyway Gotanda calls out to Ichi's subordinates by their actual names and Ichinose is a bit taken aback cause he forgot they got names. Gotanda asks how the fuck do you not know the names of any of your subordinates and Ichinose goes that they all look the same anyway. Gotanda uses that and it is very effective this time, and literally every single Ichinose henchman just decides that he sucks and they all leave. No this doesn't mean the game's over Ichinose is just alone now it's like a 1v9 perhaps more I didn't count all the protags. Ichinose gets extremely pissy and his featured yellow-highlighted argument is "I am the best in Shinagawa! I don't need anyone's help!" which ermmm ackshually, no one offered to help you, and also when you got sucked into the iron maiden for a thousand deaths your second instinct was to yell for help so. Ratio
Anyway he actually gets asked what his basis for saying that #1 is superior and to provide a reliable source for that too and his answer is that it's because Zero said so. Thanks for clearing that up
Anyway not only did Gotanda talk to his former acquaintance who said that Ichinose was incompetent and useless, he also got a hold of his HR evaluation report and they also said he was "bottom-tier and completely useless". Everybody hated that guy and he had zero skills or strengths before he became the Director so his argument about being inherently excellent special superior and a "born winner" was him lying through his teeth literally every piece of power he had was given to him by someone else, that he did not work for, either.
Anyway, this one's fun. Gotanda asks Ichinose to list his strengths, and he just can't. He just goes "uhhhmmm umm well there are too many itd be a waste of time to list them all and if I said it then you'd cry at how cool I am. Wait a moment I'm still thinking. Uhhhghhnng. ummmm. Well there's just too much to say..." and only after direct prompting from Gotanda to hurry the fuck up and stop stalling he musters up something about having charisma which makes everyone follow him (they literally all left. also no one tell him about the mind control), which is a vaguely abstract nothing trait. In the next, separate scene he has made significant improvements in being able to list any of his positive qualities aside from his status, and says that he's also hot. Great job Ichinose you beat the loser allegations! Anyway next scene he loses at XB miserably it was great while it lasted.
(Before that Gotanda also tells him "your self-esteem is so outrageous I feel embarrassed just listening to you… I'm actually starting to doubt your sanity." but like. Hmmmmm is it really self-esteem. Is it. Does he ever sound like it is.)
Anyway he immediately goes "AAAHHHHHH". Zero appears and vaguely insults his capabilities, Ichinose spares no time begging him to pleaseeeeee give him a rematch he won't slip up next time just pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee give him another chance sobbing and shaking cutely and Zero says no. Well, he doesn't actually say no but......
Zero says that now is a good time to tell him, that, actually, he is #1 because he is weakest of all the Numbers, and that he is a loser and cringe and completely yaoiless and also sucks. He didn't tell him that all this time cause he felt sorry for him.
Immediately after:
I love. Rotating this bastard in my mind.
Being the "Chosen" and "Special" #1 is what he based his entire worth off until this moment, a proof of his superiority and what made him "not disposable" like other people like he said so earlier. He talks about it all the time, it is his main and only argument and justification for everything he does and he's holding onto it for dear life even if as it was shown through the game it really did not have any significance aside from being a fancy sounding title. He can hardly list any positive traits of himself that don't have to do with being #1 without stalling. He probably was a nobody before becoming #1, according to Gotanda people really just considered him incompetent and completely useless. Literally every piece of power he had was given to him by someone else, that he hardly even worked for, and both of those superiors (the President and Zero) did not give a shit about him, while he believed they had a "mega special & unbreakable bond". He constantly sucks up to the people above him, and it's especially pathetic with Zero. Ichinose clearly thought they had Something, according to him he was "the only person who acknowledged [him]", gave him his approval, that reveal must have done unspeakable things to his brain. And even then, despite it all, he STILL tries to appeal to Zero, literally begs him again for a rematch like he's seriously got no dignity left. And being #1 really was the only thing he had going for him, he's a coward with no skills, lacks awareness in most areas but surprisingly still retains some of it regarding him not being a competent leader, has no arguments in XB (or theyre incoherent or contradicting, doesn't even attempt at lies) for the cake not being his fault, and working for him having benefits, probably does not believe either not that deep down but keeps doubling down, when Gotanda says his subordinates are more competent than him he has no comeback. He literally has a special ability that he does not even know about (or is in denial, who knows) hes never had to work for being listened to, truly thinks that its his Excellence and Perfection that makes people obey him, with his own skills, also doesn't seem to really actually get why he's being listened to he knows it makes no sense. The fucking Todoroki scene projection 1000. And I'm gonna go even further and say that him picking immortality as a reward is just proving he does not think over anything and is only shallowly chasing more power and security, immortality is famously a standard superpower that people don't really think about as hard as they should before they say that they'd want it, it will dissapoint you not be fun and you'll suffer for eternity wishing that fuckass snail was real. This feels so good to finally fucking write down and post this man is driving me insane I don't even think 99% of all that shit was even intentional or intended to be taken as seriously as I do by the writers there is a permanent Ichinose shaped organ right inside my brain and I can't take it anymore I
And this is just. Painful to read. But I mean, let him cope I guess, it's not hurting anyone, let him believe it.............. It'll help him stay functional
Anyway, regarding the robot thing, to add even more salt to the injury, Zero admits that he built him as shittily as possible with the parts he just had on hand, no regard for quality or durability. When Ichinose suggests that he pleaseeeee give him a rematch, Zero says that he's looking forward to it, but, he hates to break it to him that it's probably the end for him. Ichinose's mildly confused and Zero explains that he has a battery that drains pretty quick when he does any strenuous exercise (which he did play a whole match of baseball just a bit ago). Like, it's literally running out right now and he'll turn off soon. Ichinose asks him to then please recharge him, or give him a new battery, and Zero says "No <3". After panicking for a few seconds Ichinose just. Turns off and stays like that probably forever. Gotanda literally said that they are going to make sure that he never wakes up and they just. Leave him there. Like that's the end
And with that, finally, I fucking did it. I wrote down the Ichinose manifesto. Please tell me I'm not alone in my obsessive fascination with Ichinose from the fucking shitty Tribe Nine gacha. Why is it a fucking gacha.
Some other notable certified Ichinose momence:
When he first appears Kuronaka thinks that he has a "relaxed expression", but, he's actually like notably the character (next to Q) with the most prominent stress lines under his eyes. And also literally nothing about Ichinose to me screams "relaxed" man's in the fucking trenches emotionally every second of his stupid baka life
"you normie" <- actual line he said
Robot built so shitty he still feels thirst. The moist eyes comment
I don't even know what is happening in this scene
Sometimes he just makes this slutty af pose for no reason
#tribe nine#ichinose kazuma#just followed your ichinose account. btw#i am so excited#if you do start the anime lmk... btw
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This request is a little nsfw because of nudity. Could I please request headcanons for Nishinoya, Sugawara, Tsukishima, Asahi, and Hinata seeing fem!reader naked for the first time because they both want to take a shower (or bath) together. She get flustered because she is worried about what they think. Nothing sexual happens just boys appreciating their girlfriend’s beauty. I hope this wasn’t too confusing. Thank you!
✧・゚ taking a bath with their s/o ✧・゚headcanons
↳ a/n: queued post. i’ll answer asks/dms in the morning. i’m not ignoring u i promise
↦ pairings: nishinoya x reader, sugawara x reader, tsukishima x reader, asahi x reader, hinata x reader
↦ warnings: nudity but besides that — fluff!
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nishinoya
→ [6:54PM] noya<3 : are you still waiting up for me? >:p
→ [6:54PM] y/n : of course bub. i’m outside
→ [6:55PM] noya<3 : YAY ILL BE OUT IN 2 MINUTES
→ you had walked the short route to meet your boyfriend after volleyball practice
→ he said that he wanted to watch movies and cuddle after 🥺 so obvi u were down!
→ he was so happy to see you when he walked out of the gym
→ he picked u up and spun u around like the little kid that he was, “sorry i’m sweaty babe. gotta shower when i get home”
→ oh?👀shower??
→ this is when the bath idea popped into your head, his family was out of the house for the next two hours anyway
→ so u got the courage to say something about it, “i’ll run a bath for you if you want”
→ omg his eyes lit up - “really!? you’d do that for me?”
→ “of course dum dum”
→ so when you got back to his place, you went to the bathroom to run him a hot bath
→ and you came back to him thrown on top of the couch, his gym bag next to him
→ “nuh uh,” you smacked his arm playfully, “bath’s ready.”
→ you literally don’t know HOW but he got the energy to jump back up and run to the bathroom... was he not just falling asleep???
→ anyway. you walked back to the bathroom and he was already in the bath
→ his head was thrown back and he already looked relaxed, “thank you, baby”
→ “it’s no problem. i know how tired y- huh?”
→ he was doing those Grabby Hand thingys towards you, “join me silly”
→ uh what
→ well he did offer so👀 not like you were thinking about it or anything haha
→ he didn’t make it weird or anything either. when you hopped it, he kissed you on the cheek and helped shampoo your hair into a mohawk
→ since the gel in his hair was washed out and it was soft from the conditioner, you get running your hands through it mmmm he looked so cute with his hair like that
→ you almost fell asleep like that, it felt comfy having him there with you<3
sugawara
→ okay you have NO CLUE who came up with the idea and why
→ you two were studying and it was getting late so koushi went to take a bath, it was just an instinct for you to follow
→ you just kept talking to him on the way to the bathroom LOL like it hadn’t phased you yet
→ and he kept listening like, “mhm, love” “yeah no i completely get that” “of course, doll”
→ it finally hit you when he started running the water
→ “oh my god. i’m so sorry! i didn’t realize i should-“
→ “get in with me!” and he stuck his tongue out like >:p
→ cmon. said this before and i will say it again: SUGA IS SUCH A FLIRT. YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT HE WOULDN’T-
→ “are you sure? i know you’re tired so it’s okay”
→ what does this lil shit do? :’) he cupped some water in his hands and threw it towards you, “oops. now you have to get in!”
→ bruh :’)
→ he got in first and looked away when you got undressed respectful boy even though he lowkey wanted to
→ and you hopped in on the opposite side of the bath so you two were facing eachother
→ “so.. come here often?”
→ :’)))))
→ you splashed towards him, “wow. very funny, koushi”
→ he joked around some more and put some bubbles in the bath
→ next thing you know, there’s bubbles in your hair and his and you’re laughing
→ “you look like an old lady, kou!”
→ “so do u!” and he kept adding more and more bubbles on top of your head, “you’re the cuter granny though”
→ wha:’)))
→ you started getting sleepy and when he noticed, he got out to dry off and bring you a warm towel
→ so you got dressed and borrowed one of his hoodies to wear and a pair of his boxers
→ he thought you looked adorable but teased you for the rest of the night:p
tsukishima
→ you were walking back to your place after school for a project and your boyfriend was a little on the grumpy side
→ “kei. what’s wrong?”
→ “nothing?”
→ “you literally got mad at the fact your shoelace came undone”
→ busted
→ “sorry. i’m just... tense”
→ “oh.. what’s stressing you out?”
→ “not like that. my body is just... sore i guess”
→ being the loving partner that you were, you blurted out, “let me run you a bath and some tea when i get home!”
→ “it’s fine, (y/n)”
→ “no it’s not! you’re overworking yourself”
→ and that was true. tsuki just didn’t like admitting it
→ “fine...thank you”
→ so you continued your walk with shared earbuds. once you got home, you threw your bag down and ran to the bathroom to start the bath.
→ he lazily followed behind, “you don’t have to (y/n)”
→ “too late! the bath is ready”
→ so you looked away as he got undressed and settled himself in the water
→ just as you were about to walk away, he softly grabbed at your wrist, “not gonna join?”
→ wwwhshhjhhhshhjkljshhghhhhhh
→ ur face = red
→ he noticed how pink your cheeks got, “oh. sorry. i thought...never mind”
→ well since he mentioned it 👀 why not
→ he was expecting you to walk away but instead you were undressing to get in the bath with him
→ he respectively looked away, “you sure?”
→ you planted a kiss on top of his head, “yes, hun”
→ when you got in, you massaged his shoulders holy shit yeah they were tense
→ he was melting into your touch, which was kind of new, he obviously appreciated what you were doing
→ he gave you a little kiss on the forehead, “thank you for doing this”
→ :’))) soft tsuki makes my heart go !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love him
→ you stayed there for a while, he started playing some music on his phone and your eyes were closed as you were rested between his legs
→ you wished that you could stay like that forever
asahi
→ NERVOUS BOY NERVOUS BOY NERVOUS BOY NERVOUS B
→ asahi would be TOO nervous to ask you to take a bath with him :’) my bby is just too anxious
→ so ✨YOU ✨had to ask him
→ or at least like... hint at it lol
→ you guys were on the couch watching some movie
→ ans he was lowkey falling asleep with you in rested between his legs
→ you looked up at him and poked at him, “love, i’m gonna go take a bath”
→ he yawned as you got up, “oh okay. i’ll wait for you here”
→ “why?”
→ “what do you mean?? you’re going to take a bath?”
→ “yeah? come with me”
→ he liked JOLTED AWAKE HSJHGSHS
→ he got so red and started waving his hands, “n-no it’s fine!! go enjoy your bath!”
→ “come on azuuuu” you were tugging at his arm and next thing you knew you were dragging him to the bathroom as he was assuring you
→ “iTs fiNe (y/n)!! really- i’ll just stay on the couch i dontwannabotheryohitsokAy-“
→ “babe. it’s fine. it’s just a bath”
→ “nObjt idontwannamakeyouuncomfortabBle oranything”
→ “we’ve been dating for like a year. why would i be weirded out?”
→ so you finally got him to agree to join you in the bath after like 7 minutes of reassurance
→ it was so warm and cozy for him so what did he do??
→ he fell asleep with you in his arms
→ he was tired to begin with so it really was just ✨lights out✨
→ even when you got out, he was still sleepy
→ after you dried off, he was still tired so he fell asleep with his head in your lap on the couch as you played with his fluffy hair <3
hinata
→ BABY BOY I LOVE HIM
→ he had texted you in the afternoon about some new show that he wanted to watch
→ [5:01] sho<3 : Y/N !!!! SUNSHINE !!!!
→ [5:01] sho<3 : OUR SHOW !!! STARTS SOON
→ [5:01] sho<3 : COME OVER I WANNA WATCH IT WITH YOU >:DDDD
→ so you texted him that you’d be on your way in 20 minutes
→ and when you got there - baby natsu answered the door
→ natsu: “hiiii! shoyo is in the bath right now”
→ she held your hand to the bathroom door and yelled “SHOYOOO! Y/N IS HEREEE! pause okay HAVE FUN” and then she skipped away
→ that little girl sure could YELL hsbshhd
→ so you lightly knocked at the door - “sho?”
→ “y/n! come in”
→ you walked in to see your boyfriend in the bathroom, scrubbing strawberry shampoo in his hair
→ “children’s strawberry shampoo? really sho?” you laughed as you squatted next to him
→ “duh! how else do you think my hair smells good? want some?”
→ did he?? just smoothly ask you to join him in the bath??? wha
→ before you could answer, he put some on his hand and ruffled it into your hair
→ “now you can smell like strawberries!”
→ :’)))))
→ you got in and he started adding bubbles to the bath like the little kid that he was
→ he even gave himself a beard with the bubbles😭i love him he totally would
→ “my phone is over there- you can put the show on if you’d like”
→ 🥺🥺🥺
→ so you set the phone up carefully as you started the show
→ and you rested in between his legs as he massaged more shampoo in your hair
→ the whole room smelt citrus-y and he placed his head on your shoulder, giving you a quick peck on the cheek
→ “you smell good”
→ “hm. i wonder why”
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Hey hey! (This got long, sorry)
I was wanting to know about y/ns dynamic before with Ayatos family. That they wanted a successful company behind Ayatos spouse to add to their connections but, and please correct me here, Ayatos mother seemed really happy with y/n for Ayato and even Ayatos dad seemed, though a little awkward about the situation by the elevator, but just awkward in general about y/n, not really 'you weren't fit for my son and I'm glad he's not with you anymore'ish, if that makes sense.
I hope I haven't just fabricated infomation in my mind about this and arnt getting confused haha.
Lovely story! Lovely characteristics! Lovely dynamics set!
Y/n could be set with anyone
Lovers to exs to lovers, a tale of fixing what once was broken with Ayato
'Childhood friends' where secrets in the shadow mature over time, will love that once was sown blossom with Thoma
It was a mistake, it all was a random coincidence but perhaps fate had their story written in the stars with Diluc
Heck! Tea and comfort where what once was two houses side by side join to be one, neighbours love with Zhongli (maybe not with the ginger around lol)
Anyway! Many thoughts about the story and it's fun to think of ways y/n could end up though with Diluc as a focus is so well set!
Much love!
no worries anon, i purposefully mentioned how they didn’t approve their relationship anymore despite the scene where ayato’s mother approved them, and the reason will be revealed soon in one of the future chapters of the series <333 !
im glad you like the dynamics of the characters with y/n !! i was really excited when everything just seems so fit with the story, esp with my plans for diluc and y/n :DDDD ty for taking the time to let me know about it 🫶🫶🫶
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