#my hands are legit shaking

[blackkatdraws]

No girlbossing for the Narrator today! Just babygirl hours 💗

also thigh highs supremacy 🛐

[haysprite]

OH MY GOD

Y'ALL I THINK ITS TIME TO BRING THESE DESIGNS BACK,,,

[fairylightspml]

why am i just now finding out that the phamous phed sheets made an appearance on shake it up

[hiraethwrote]

it should be illegal to try and hit on someone while they’re at work. like sir, it is flattering but i cannot escape the premises — i am paid to be polite to you my guy

[theropoda]

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Comte Election Story, 6th Anniversary Event (JPN 2023)

I managed to get Comte's collection story during the 6th year anniversary event in the JPN version of the game. As usual, my translation skills are rudimentary at best, so this is just a rough/general sense of the contents. Rest of the translation is below the cut:

Sweet and lovely, our everyday life is irreplaceable. After becoming a vampire, I’ve lived with him forever like this. I seek out more and more of the man I love than anyone else--

Comte: Good morning, MC. You’re up very early today.

I went down to the dining room a few hours before dawn--only to find Comte nursing a teacup gracefully at one end of the table.

MC: Good morning. I managed to wake up somehow…how about you?

Comte: Actually, I just got back.

When I asked, he told me that the host of the party started talking to him all night, and they didn’t part ways until after midnight.

Comte: I was going to finish this cup of tea to unwind, and then try to rest til noon.

He runs a hand through his freshly washed hair and brings the cup to his mouth in a series of elegant gestures that makes me fall in love with him all over again. I’m not sure if it’s because I’ve been up all night, but my heart readily starts beating faster.

Even Comte seems to notice my reaction…

Comte: …looking at me like that, are you seducing me?

Comte's eyes narrowed mischievously and he left his cup behind to approach me. A beautiful beast gazed at me as if to take aim at his prey, and he drew me in with supple hands.

MC: I didn’t intend it that way but…it’s true that I'm captivated. Your damp hair and lovely gestures are so sexy that I’m at a loss…

Comte: Saying such a thing…you’re a naughty woman, MC. Even though I tried to quell my ardor with a cold shower and hot tea...I’m glad to hear it, even though I’m far from calm.

When I raised my head--having looked down in bashful embarrassment--I can see burgeoning in Comte’s eyes an indisputable, feverish desire…

MC: Ah, mm…

His soft lips playfully brushed against the nape of my neck.

Comte: No one else would be awake at this hour…though we could be interrupted any moment. Make sure to keep your voice down.

He chuckled a little before a hot sigh caressed my skin, dropping kisses one after another. He circled around the usual place he’d sink his fangs into me, and every brush of his lips made heat gather low in my body…

MC: So impatient…Abel…

Comte: …I’ve been waiting for you to give it to me

The corners of his lips lifted a little, before he buried his fangs into my neck.

MC: Mn, ah…aaaahh…

Comte: I love you so much...and whenever we aren't together, I’m starved of you. We were miles apart all night yesterday. I’ll show you just how much I missed you.

His voice--half-intoxicated with the ecstasy of my blood--was sweet and husky with his desire.

Comte: Before you, I’m always a love-starved beast.

As I gaze into those eyes burning with emotion, an electric sensation tingles down my spine. 

(Ah, I’m just the same. It’s not only my heart, my body is always seeking you out too.)

MC: Me too…all day and night, I’m always thinking about you…

Comte: --Come here. Take as much of me as you want

At his encouragement and incitement, I sink my fangs into him.

MC: ah, ha…

Pleasure washes over me in an endless cascade, every sensation in my body heightened and sharp. I clenched my hands tighter through his wet hair, and dug my fangs into him greedily to devour that wellspring of ecstasy. 

Comte: I'm happy to be able to share love with you like this, as a vampire.

Like drops of water moistening desiccated earth, every crimson drop fills us to the brim--

[hopecomesbacktolife]

girlies who call the student loan company to discuss their payments despite the scaries are literally so brave it’s me I’m girlies

[trashshouldnt]

my friend just basically said if I was endogenic they'd kick me out of their friend server. I'm mixed origin I'm pretty sure fuck my baka life.

[godofthestupid]

todays photography highlights and later references

[transmasccofee]

losing my fukcinf mind I got so hyped over terusai mirroring each other that i got a headache

[birlwrites]

KISS SCENE KISS SCENE KISS SCENE

[chryblossomjjk]

lol that run episode where hobi ran into joonies arms screaming n crying for protection from jungkook n googie comes waddling in w his lil slides and fluffy hair

[lakemichigans]

i've been walking around in 90° heat in broad daylight off and on all day trying to think about anything other than these cravings. and wouldn't you know it's just making me more pissed off

[cinewhore]

Me losing my anonymity to my neighbor after hitting the floor with my broomstick handle - I’ve incited a possible war.

[queenofbaws]

awful news on the newest until dawn playthru, friends:

i was unable (again) to press the correct combination of buttons to save jack and get the epilogue where he retires somewhere warm

thoughts and prayers in this trying time

[notashrew]

I feel like everytime I see official art or models of Zer0 each time he keeps getting slimmer

I guess it's the *vague gesturing* how his new suit in BL3 makes him look wider and bigger, like suddenly his chest is just *PUFF* And then you see him in BL2 again with old suit and in BL3 from far enough and remember oh yeah this dude truly is just one atom wide