A list of things Kohei Horikoshi one hundo percent intended for us to understand about Hisashi Midoriya, because he definitely implied them uh somewhere in text (next to social structures and a functioning bureaucracy) (Izuku Midoriya substitute teacher is so fucking funny to me tbh like Horikoshi really said bb ur a glorified babysitter till ur bestie gets his money up) (Him being Bakugou's sugar baby hero is SO fucking stupid I wish I could've come up w that)
Canonically Izuku was a fucking immaculate conception.
The real Hisashi Midoriya was the friends we made along the way
He is really All Might's secret lovechild, Todoroki was right all along, the problem is both All Might and Inko forgor
He left to get milk and never came back
All for One actually fucked his dad
All for One is his dad
(All for One believes he is god. God is like, everyone's dad. In some sense, u know?)
All for One is actually the baby daddy of everyone in this series they just ain't admitting it.
Much like Anakin Skywalker, Izuku has no dad and HELLA midichlorians
He left to get milk and came back but like 20 years later so we ain't seen it yet
Nana Shimura is actually Hisashi Midoriya. How, you might ask? I said so.
Hisashi Midoriya died like an Anime Mom Death bc he wore his hair like that once but they didn't show us because we'd cry too hard and never forgive it
Hisashi is just so hot they can't show us in canon bc we'd be too distracted
Bakugou killed him. He can have a little homicide as a treat.
Izuku killed him. He SHOULD do a lot of homicide as a treat.
Inko killed him. Real.
He left Inko to have a whirlwind romance with someone's secret twin (I haven't decided who yet)
Principal Nedzu ate him (he was delicious)
Fire breath did not protect him against spicy food and he went on Hot Ones and died.
Hisashi's quirk wasn't fire breath, it was negligence, baby!
Clextober23 | Day 4 - Magical Nights | Flower Shop x Tattoo Shop AU
Blooming Sunlight
The Witches' Coalition is formed by 13 covens, the oldest of which is Trikru, the nature coven. A rivalry between Trikru and the newest coven, Skaikru, the light coven, has extended itself throughout the past few centuries and although many have forgotten about it, Lexa is a the type of witch who holds on to her coven's history and keeps the rivalry alive, set on not fraternizing with anyone who can perform solar magic in her life.
Proud owner of Trikru Flowers, a quaint flower shop that servers both the magic and non magic folk, flowers and bouquets made for spells and intentions, Lexa lives in the peace of her routine.
That is, until the vacant store across from her magical flower shop is suddenly occupied by a tattoo shop, the sun catchers and warm yellows accompanied by shinny blonde hair and bright blue eyes telling her her new business neighbor belongs to the rival clan and no amount of pretty smiles or the wonderful warmth of sunlight that blooms her entire shop will make Lexa change her mind about Clarke or her coven.
Quickly a rivalry grows between the two witches, Lexa still so attached to a hatred grown inside of her family for the newer coven she is unable to let go, urging Clarke's dislike for Lexa and her refusal to let go of a centuries old dispute, feeding it to a degree that could put the secrecy of the witches' coalition and the blooming of a small bud that Lexa as been dearly entrusted with at risk.
fuck it. melina and messmer = children of marika and gloam-eyed queen theory
evidence:
melina and messmer are both related to the same general idea of a fire curse. the GEQ is associated with blackflame, and in addition with destined death, which melina is also heavily tied to via her frenzyflame ending cutscene + needing destined death to make the erdtree burning stick.
this relates really nicely to me with the way that specifically GODFREY'S kids are the omen twins (and perfect special godwyn the most statistically improbable child in the lands between) and godfrey is textually associated with the crucible. and now we know for SURE the omen are tied to that. it feels neat that the "curses" of marika's kids would be related to their parentage and then drive marika absolutely spare because she hates the hornsent and she hates the idea of death
messmer (and by extension melina?) were clearly born before radagon was established to be a real player in the setting, judging by the note about messmer being like an older brother to radahn, and the dueling shield making reference to customs that died out in radagon's consort era but remained in the lands of shadow
the gloam-eyed queen being a defeated former rival to marika only really feels like it makes sense while marika still has a more shaky grip on power. queen marika the eternal does not have rivals. she kills them before they can ever become that. in addition the idea of the godskin attire is really weird to comprehend in a world where marika is very much selling herself as The One True God and the path to divinity is, as we've seen, a pretty involved thing locked away in a land marika herself veiled. I'm getting off-topic but basically now melina's definitely not in the running i think the GEQ was like quite a while ago relative to the shattering
messmer's hair being red would parallel nicely with rykard's hair being randomly blonde as another instance of weird genetic interplay between marika's two selves (which is also probably part of the reason why miquella and malenia are so extra fucked up)
melina's sealed eye being Like That still just feels like such a hanging unexplained Thing to me. like why is it about as solid a depiction of the shaky aesthetic concept of "gloam-eyed" as we're ever gonna get
maybe i just want those fucked up empyrean women to scissor
Are you implying that we get an Irish peaklord because a 10-year-old redhead got drunk, brawled their way through the demon and fae realms rather than face their mam’s wrath, got lost, somehow ended up at Cang Qiong. And THEN, since they’re there they thought they ‘might as well’ dig a giant hole in the dirt for hours under the blazing sun (while hungover, mind you)? And that then someone OTHER than the alcohol peak looked at this gremlin and says “Him, I want him.”?
Yes.
[More in #if Cang Qiong had an Irish peak lord AU]
A fine lady indeed, She's a deceptively intelligent Monsuno that shares a noble and prideful heart with her controller. Perceptive and calculating, she isn't prone to needless violence and is quite tolerating of other Monsunos as long as they behave with the same decorum as well. Her calm demeanor irradiates through her imposing presence and can ease other Monsunos as well, even from opposing forces, confusing them from their ingrained battle nature and position herself as a dominating figure from presence alone.
Despite this odd atributes for a Monsuno, it doesn't mean this hardened veteran doesn't enjoy a brutal match with a worthy opponent just like any other Monsuno.
A natural leader, this Knight has the fatal flaw of refusing to follow others that may prove themselves superior but not worthy of her respect as well as little regard for chasing feeble dreams or, god forbid, dishonorable combat.
Surprise her, and you'll have a powerful ally, an eager rival or a terrifying enemy.
She gave me quite the trouble, her design went through at least 5 half-assed different routes when the only rules are 'Bird' and 'Feline'; then the dynamic pose influenced by a late reading of Berserk until I settled for the Knightly pose :D