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#boke.txt#poll#i recently read the light novel chapter that atsumu image is from#my god hes so dumb hes so funny#also having both makki and oikawa seijoh represent <3#haikyuu timeskip#haikyuu timeskip spoilers
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master tacticians at work
#my art#bg3#bg3 gale#bg3 astarion#bg3 lae'zel#bg3 mol#baldur’s gate 3#bg3 raphael#supposed to be a quick little haha funny chess dog redraw#got sidetracked rendering raph and just kept going whoops#(he’s my favorite character) (I want to attack him <3)#and yes he is eating the pieces whenever mol turns around#anyways my tadpolyculeTM is dumb of ass (minus gale) cause I always change their stats#so thank GOD he was there to just give me the answer#bg3 fanart
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i'm so easily pleased by cute things. these designs and descriptions are so cute. like wow explodable... wow imagining encounters with cute creature girls... found in various locations doing cute things...
#kill ame#being a braindead ame fan#found in places busy with people huh. 🤕☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ how cute#always has a snack on. popcorn in design. the snacks have a strange effect. 🤕😊😊😊🤕😊 wow#can run really fast has social media accounts for some reason. hahaha. oh my god i need to catch this thing#i need to trap him in a net. poor thing it was born with an iq of 1. so cute(convulsing)#stupid and ugly and dumb.#china being worshipped funny#rusia giving people lollipops and also following the ones he likes funny#i want to draw them more creature esque but idk if i have time
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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Genuinely can’t stop thinking about age swap Swansuke. Dai is this dumbass boss, who’s charismatic and kind to everyone(Sugar daddy as well) And Swan is this too smart for his own good intern, who is way too closed off.
Dai keeps pushing him to talk, buys him gifts and takes Swan out whenever there is time. And Swan has zero idea how to react because he has never received this attention and affection in his life!
#IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THE VISION#God I wish I knew how to draw men#Because I’d be able to convey exactly what I mean#Swansuke#Gosh I love this AU so much#Dai being a sugar daddy is so funny to me#He would say some stupid shit like “How’s my favorite intern doing!!’ and hugs Swan from behind#THEY ARE SO DUMB
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friend notoriously bad at videogames said shed play marvel rivals with me tomorrow chat if i never post after tomorrow night its because a blood vessel bursted
#marvel rivals#snap chats#AT LEAST WE’LL HAVE OUR OTHER FRIEND THERE BUT god.#she funny as hell she just suddenly called me and was like ‘i saw your twitter. do you wanna play marvel rivals tomorrow’#and then she proceeds to be like ‘wait so who do you main. other than magneto’ Motherfucker with a capital M#NO I SWEAR IM NOT A ONE TRICK i really like wanda hawkeye and jeff….#NO SHE SAID ONE MORE THING SHE WAS LIKE ‘wait are charles and magneto the same guy’ and she tries to Just Kidding her wait outta it#Note whenever she says Just Kidding she’s trying to cover her ass I PROMISE I WAS LIKE /KAYLA. BE SERIOUS./#and then she was like ‘who’s the friendlier one of the two’#and then i had to hit her with the Technically People Think Theyre Both Varying Degrees Of Asshole. however charles probably wont bite you#and THEN SHE WAS LIKE ‘ok well you should draw magneto surprising charles with jollibees’ AND I. NO SHE THINKS MY EXISTENCE SURROUNDS JB#AND THIS GAL HAD THE GAUL TO BE LIKE ‘oh do you know how to make it since its a big part of your culture’#i was flabbergasted frankly. ‘oh you guys really like jollibees so you know how to make it right’ i screamed#LIKE ????ISJAJSJSJSJ i cant stress the anomaly this girl is i wish you all could meet her so you understand me#AND LIKE SURE I LOVE JBS but she only ever mentions puto and jollibees to me like kayla. there is more to PH culture than that sjKakss#its really funny with the ??? shit she says i cant lie#she was all ‘oh is the winter soldier in the game ? you should play him hes cool :) and from jersey :) ok well his actor is but—‘ LIKE DKSKS#‘snap arent you being a little mean’ no trust and believe AND I HAVE WITNESSES#i have stupid amounts of stories with her. like she tried to excuse being dumb by sayin shes a capricorn#we’re literally both capricorns and she was born two days before me I Cannot. Do You Understand Me.#anyways. she said i should stream me playing rivals would anyone care about that#i kinda wanted to …. i think it’d be fun…. plus i miss streaming :(#ok byebye for now my bros almost home and i said id let him play so i could work on comms#i mean thats assuming he wants to play. if not uhhhhhhh#anyways BYE. ill tell yall how the game goes tomorrow night if i dont die of a stroke#again at least our other friend’ll be there so someone can laugh at my pain
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hate when The Character does ONE THING and their personality is forever reduced to that
#.mei chats#f/o#self ship#. 🔮#literally every single time hes onscreen#like even when it's not deep at all or not about my fave it still irritates me#bc it's so dumb and annoying and lazy toward all the work the writers put in#esp if its like a trauma response or negative character trait but the fandom just sees it as Funny Haw Haw...#like LOOK!!! GOOD GOD READING COMPREHENSION I'M BEGGING YOU
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local man haunts (me) open practise yet again more news at 11
#txt#what an experience#i didnt go alone this time which means shenanigans heightened by 20#and by that i mean we were by the glass drinking mate (that security thankfully let us bring in)#and ___ kept going (lifts mate up to the glass) quieres? to all the players that skated by#and i had to just go STOP THAT#and they went they dont want our mate hmph what do they know about mate and i went. well thats the thing. they dont 😭😭#theres was a bunch of kids next to me which meant a lot players over to our side and ekky trucked over#and knocked the glass w his stick on a driveby and scared the shit out of me I ALMOST DROPPED MY MATE he had this shit eating grin#maffhew also kept doing little toodle-loo waves at the kids behind him it was so cute 😭😭😭#but anyways i think its so funny ___ kept focusing on ekky too and i didnt realise why until they just drop the bombshell of#“they remind me of your brother” and i went “DONT FUCKING SAY THAT WHAT THE FUCK MAN DONT SAY SUCH SACRILEGE”#the rest of the convo was in spanish and i dont know how to like fully convey 🇦🇷 banter in eng but it roughly went#“no he does. he has the same dumb face when he starts shit (because he kept bodily bumping into boqy and forsy)#the same 'was that me? did i do that?' troublemaker face. hes a shit stirrer but never answers to it. hes sleazy in that way.#he has the same beard too dont you see it“#and then i promptly spent the whole time going god he is just like my older brother oh this is a horrifying revelation oh god#anyways they kept saying look at his dumb face look at it just like your brother the whole time in spanish when he crept near#and i had to go SHUT UP PLEASE HE CAN HEAR YOU to which they snorted and went you said its fine if we spoke spanish here theyre not gonna#understand us and i was like OKAY BUT IM SURE 11 YEARS HERE HES GONNA PICK UP#SOMETHING AND WE KEEP CURSING SO FOR MY SAKE CAN YOU SHUT UP#mikksy and schmidty were super playful with eo. tuomo ruutu kept messing w mikksy. and ekky was like a damn bumper car bumpin everyone#maffhew ofc was very dramatic when he couldnt get a goal in against knighter and he did the horse headshake in front of us#and i went “you can tell whos number 19 because hes the most dramatic person on the ice always”#ekky was super vocal i know he wanted to practise against the empty net but aj was practising tipins and he goes#MOVE OUT OF THE WAY. MOVE OUT OF THE WAY. and aj so confused just moves like ???#and ekky notches one in goes over to him and waves his glove at him to move#also dmen + lundy were practising on my side of the ice afterwards (lundy ekky uvis kuli. kuli was practising solo. lundy was feeding ekky#for some slapshots uvis got some passes in with them) and anyways i did not fucking realise swaggy was still out because i was so focused on#the dmen until he shot a puck straight at my face and like man i know its not personal but damn did it feel personal with the lookback
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I finally finished reading the entirety of BNHA Smash! What the fuck was that-
I have so many thoughts. Good and bad. Weird and actually downright stupid. This thing has a Lot of really funny bullshit, but also stuff that's just...not my type of comedy.
Honestly there's aspects of characterizations and interactions I actually wish were more canon. Tsuyu having a hilarious "poker face" (she's the most consistent char imo), Bakugo being a bombass chef, All Might being a not-so-great teacher, Izuku's freaky fanboy tendencies, Ochako being broke, Jirou's nonchalant quips and etc.
It's basically a comic of taking the charactercs' funkiest traits and going Plus Ultra on them. For example, in actual story, Ojiro is just "the normal guy". Here, he's so normal that some people forget he's even part of the main cast (poor guy).
Overall, I actually enjoyed it and thought it was stupid and funny. Just fine for turning my brain off and seeing my blorbos do dumb shit.
#evelynpr bnha#I am. filled with conflicting feelings#for one I did think it was funny a number of times#like a lot actually#i just like to imagine them doing dumb shit like this so this is fun#but also#just. pls get rid of mineta ok...#stop it with all the nude girl jokes pls...#There is a one-off joke of deku accidentally implying he put his dick up kacchan's ass#but quickly says Ew No oh god#yeah ok this comic rlly is just balls deep kinda stupid#bnha#mha#my hero academia
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There are SO many cool interactions and lore things we can look forward to now that Rubius says he'll come back to QSMP (not only as an angel / demon, but potentially as a human too!), but that little detail reminded me of something:
Even though q!Vegetta and q!Rubius were mutually interested in each other wayyyy back in the beginning of the series, as an Angel / Demon, Rubius said he can't have relationships with humans because it's against the rules.
But a bit ago on stream, Rubius said that he's thinking about having a "human" side so he can build and do more things on the server as a regular player. I'm excited because this means he can have more casual interactions with people and we can see him interacting with his friends more (and he can experience The Horrors), but also...
I think we're in for some very interesting drama in the next few weeks.*
* ( Assuming Rubius doesn't get harassed off the server by toxic shippers and weird fans of the Eggs again. Please be nice to Rubius and welcome him back kindly, he's a very cool guy and his character is SO interesting )
#Full disclosure: shipping stuff always comes second (or dead last) to fun random interactions and dumb bits between friends#I'm more excited about Rubius coming back PERIOD#but u know. the potential for some Rubegetta crumbs or full-course meals is a fun little bonus for yours truly#i talk#qsmp talk#Anyways like I said#god forbid I see anyone being freaks about Rubius again because it'll be ON SIGHT#''But FooIi//getta is-'' I Simply Do Not Care#I don't care about fictional ships I want Rubius to interact with his friends on the server without fans being freaks about it#(I'd like to reiterate I have nothing against that ship I'm just very tired of seeing people being weird to Rubius because of it)#(because they think he ''gets in the way'' or whatever)#I will say that's one massive advantage Karmaland had over QSMP#characters could flirt or make out or bang or whatever and fans would just laugh it off because It Wasn't That Deep (usually)#I think a lot of the younger fans (...and many English fans...) need to adopt this mindset#I'm looking forward to seeing how Vegetta handles it though because knowing him... it'll be very interesting...#<-- I say this knowing full well they're just going to be their normal idiot selves and I'm so glad about it#I miss seeing Vegetta and Rubius interacting they're so funny together and they have a beautiful friendship#I do have my head in my hands listening to them talk sometimes though LMAO
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i am taking over lin manuel miranda tag, pjo fandom get the fuck out of here if you have nothing good to say
#you guys are so insufferable#i swear to god this is the worst fandom ever#i am not talking about all of you but all those hate comments are pissing me off#you are not funny#you are annoying#you are ruining all the fun for those who actually enjoy it#and all those “i would also turn evil if he was my father” jokes are not funny#you guys know that he actually has kids right? shame on you#why do you have to be so mean?#you don't have to like him but wasting your energy on this is just fucking dumb#go touch some grass and leave this man alone#pjo#lin manuel miranda#i say whatever and whatever that i want*
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Happy birthday, Susano'o!
#susano'o#blazblue#blazgif#edits#sprite edits#crow.gif#loops#misc#birthdays#one thing susan will be doing: Yelling#happy vore day i guess. freak ass#this was hilariously more of a Task than it should have been because hes so fucking Large#and i didnt wanna make a new special template just for him#god cannot be so easily contained by this puny stupid box. my fucking bad#also i thought id be cute like oh ill reuse terumi's psd its the same guy in there itll be funny#jokes on me. he doesnt have one. his dumb ass was born on a leap year. birthdayless#his stupid luxurious mane why is his hair so BIG it looks like a separate creature#and hakumen comparatively having swagless ponytail. he was robbed
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TRAINING ARC: START!! BOTHER YOUR GUARDIAN AND EXHIBIT ISSUES. NOW SOLVE THOSE ISSUES BY BOTHERING GUARDIANS. I HAVE FULL FAITH IN OUR HEROS!
#jrwi fanart#jrwi prime defenders#jrwi pd spoilers#jrwi show#cw blood#okayokay tryin out this queue thing for the first time despite usin this webbed site since 2013. if all goes accordin to plan this should#post at noon tomorrow. in the mEANT TIME CAN I TAAALLK ABOUT THIS EPISODE PRETTY PLESe??? THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY...#SO MANY BITS I WISH I COULDVE DRAWN.. THIS WHOLE SHOW IS SUCH A PERFECT CARTOON IN MY BRRAAIAIINN. VYNS whole deal with talkin to himself#wasnt his dealio like. he had like NO complications for most o the show before this. wats that one gravity falls scene with soos goin like#i knew it. im literally the perfect man. and then he raises his arms for a heavenly choir and a dove lands on him. thats vyncent. BUT NOOW#MY BOY COMPLICATED!!! THE OVERTHINKING THING IS SO FUCKIN GOOD AND FUNNY. MY BABY BOY CAN DO ANYTHING. HES SO GOOD AT BREAKING ROCKS#Oh and this doodle page also includes the winebago shenanigens after reuniting with tide. the DARTS remember the darts#remember when tide actually snapped at william for driving like a FOOL!!! LOVE THAT SO MUCH. i gotta draw tide more aauuughghghuhh#ohh my GOODD WILLIAMS BEEF WITH THE RABBIT N THE BOAR WAS SO FUNNY... THESE CHARACTERS ARE ALL SOO FLAWED#WILLIAM IS SUCH A LITTLE ASSHOLEE. VYNCENT IS STUBBORN BEYOND BELIEF AND REASON. DAKOTA IS PERFECT HES A LIL DUMB BUT HES SO SWEET AND KIND#AND OH MY GOD ONE MORE THING CAN I JUST SAY. bizly is such a magnifiscent dm. i remember sayin months ago that#he finds ways to stack impossible odds against our heroes while still leaving room for them to succeed. the pd hasnt taken a single W but!#theyre surviving!! theyre keeping it together! from meat planets to cartoons to other dimensions to fighting the GODS!!! pd is genuinely#such a delight to listen to. a comedy and a tragedy. a story of ragtag heroes doing their best to do good despite their own failings.
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#sometimes I think about Big Dramatic Crush#of whom I’ve said comparatively little on here#mostly because there’s nothing to say and I never see him anymore#but it’s also like… you know how I said he was “the way I loved you I will not be embarrassed of that (just should’ve known when to quit)”?#I fear I am becoming increasingly embarrassed of the way I loved him#like idk but when I was into him I had a couple of friends who knew and I’d tell them stuff#just what was going through my head at any given moment and all my delusions and things#but nowadays I occasionally feel like … oh I could tell this as an anecdote right? I liked him and isn’t that almost funny?#but I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T#even if it’s someone I feel I can trust! I can’t trust them with who it was or how or like… why#god I was so madly in love with him and when I look back at my slightly younger self I think girl WHY. why did you subject yourself to that#because in truth he was out of my league (and that is not a thing I say lightly or even have a habit of saying)#I always had no chance and the way I DRAGGED IT OUT#two years hung up on this man! two years of my young life!!!!!#it’s actually pathetic and I feel bad for younger Elly and her big dreams but she was so dumb for that#idk why I brought this up EITHER#it’s just midnight and the swirling thoughts are getting me and it’s the way I feel right now#feel free to ignore etc etc
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i haaate being in an easily splitting system every time i try and sort out my opposing opinions even a little bit my brain just splits a fragment off of me which fixes nothing it just means theres two of me until the fragment dissapears again . its so stupid weve had 3 fragmenrs of tr/on and one extra of me and they all dissappeared almost immediately . at one point it looked like it had split me into 3 people entirely and then i just reappeared a few hours later after a splitting migraine . its kinda funny tho like
me: ok so. i have two opinion states due to the two opposite ki/ns and i just need to keep them seperate so id ont go insa-
brain: seperate? :)
me, now with a splitting headache: NOT THAT SEPERATE
#the double of me was funny lowkey he had reasonable opinions#oh so /yours/ wore off but when its /me/ i have to be insane about it . wow#k/in gods' worst joke was making me be both ******* and the ******** (wasnt even **** i swapped with him fsr)#like this is so dumb you couldnt possibly have made them more opposites#short of being an *** you couldnt get further from my main ki/ntype . good job#primary source torment nexus tag#sys#<-mentioned#hasnt happened recently btw i was just thinking about it . its a little funny
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The fact that this is a real line Bronwen says in the TFP fic, when right before Starscream is having a takeover monologue with some confused simping for her sprinkled in, has me rolling on the floor.
#from daydreams to text#romantic; amaryllis and energon#I need to update those tfp ship tags they're old af#BUT LIKE;;;; THE WAY HE;'S LIKE ''SHE NEEDS A PROPER SHOULDER TO CRY ON MEGATRON WHEN YOU DIE HAHAHA''#TO HER GOING ''this is fucking stupid bae'' B VDFJHBVFJBHDVBJDVFBHJ#this fic has no right to be so funny#It's honestly dumb how happy it makes me but I am here anyway vjhbbhdfvjbdv#there is so many moving parts in this it's WACK#but it's also very intriguing to me#because yeah Bronwen's got key knowledge and is now armed with future sight by now [prophetic dreams]#but also like... she is clearly a deeply flawed person#like she's loving and kind yeah- and headstrong in the face of fear#but also she's haunted by her past. She dislikes herself. She doesn't see herself as worthy or desirable#and she puts the blame of things on herself even when it's not her fault#like yeah she's the centre of a lot in the fic#and back in the day peeps would be like mArY sUe WAAAA#but even looking at this now [pre-continuation even] she is still clearly... a person#and she still can't comprehend the bots or cons just... liking her. as herself#she is so riddled with doubt and puts SO much pressure on herself#all to make sure time goes as it's supposed to#and blames herself if anyone gets hurt#i mean fuck she literally gets PROPHECY DREAMS and she still doubts her choices and moves#like stuff is going as it should. but Megs isn't up yet so she's still panicked#to the point of not sleeping at all#there's so much man I could go on a rant about this T_T baby me you did so good wtf#I hope me continuing is doing her justice because my god
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