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howlingmoonrise · 4 years ago

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Dear Yuletide Author

Hi! Thanks for signing up for Yuletide despite the hell year it’s been, I hope you have fun with your assignment!

I ramble a lot so everything is below the cut. Obviously you don’t have to follow any of this (though I hope you’ll respect my squicks) but hopefully this will help you out!

general things i like

so much pining. all the pining. pining everywhere plz.

continuing from above, PINING. i mean it. i prefer a thousand times over idiots in love who are having a hard time wrapping their minds around it than an already established relationship.

either gen or romantic is fine! what really does it for me is the development of the relationship, platonic or otherwise. it’s all about the growing intimacy and understanding and character dynamics and interactions and developing trust and finding kinship and growing respect for the other and subconsciously learning to lean on the other over anyone else and--

i love love love enemies-to-reluctant-allies-(to-maybe-friends?)-to-lovers and bickering pairs in general! it’s so much fun and it gives us so many opportunities for character and relationship developments okay i’m a slut for that shit

sticking to the original characterizations and the tone of canon is a definite plus!!!

“missing scenes” and “what if” canon-divergent situations are excellent, as are continuations from where canon left us depending on the fandom! more details on the sections for the respective fandoms i GUESS

casual intimacy is super fun, especially when adapted to the character dynamics. a bickering pair being casually comfortable adds a whole new depth to it, enemy dynamics makes is hilarious since the other half would have zero clue as to how to react, a pair that is already comfortable with each other that they do stuff without communicating is so intimate, mix and match however you like!

fun tropes i enjoy (a bit romance-leaning but if you’re not into that then some of these can probably be adapted): fake dating, accidentally got roped into x and shenanigans of all sorts keep happening, misunderstood confessions, groundhog day au, one or both the characters having stupid levels of denial while technically in a relationship and just not realizing it like What Do You Mean We’re Dating??, that sorta thing.

TROPE SUBVERSION ALL THE WAY!

general things i dislike

kidfics. babyfics. next gen fics. pregnancy fics, or even pregnancy discussed in the fic is a major squick of mine. the one exception i make for kidfics is for kids already existent in canon and even then it depends, but no babies or children otherwise please.

future fics/time skips in general, actually. what i enjoy is the relationship development, so huge time skips make me feel like we missed way too much

angst is... mrrmf. it really depends on how it’s done, but usually it feels like it’s angst for the sake of angst instead of giving the fic some actual meat. as a result of this, i’d pass at least on most content with major character death, sexual abuse, self-harm, gender/sexuality angst, the like. beyond that, feel free to go ahead!

hard AUs are a bit ugh to me. by this i mean AUs that rely heavily on setting, such as high school AUs, harry potter AUs, that sort of thing. i DO however enjoy stuff like soulmate AUs and alternate canon AUs, depending on the concept and on the fandom. more details in their own sections if you enjoy writing those!

i heavily dislike things involving cheating/infidelity, sickfics, and genderbending of any kind is a bit ehhhh for me, as are concepts such as ABO. hard pass on stuff like dysphoria and deep diving into mental illnesses and disorders, too.

script-based or roleplay fic is not really my preferred format, i really enjoy prose instead of nearly all dialogue!

stuff with bigotry in general, racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, etc as well as discussions of it is a pass in general. it’s not a HUGE squick but i’d rather not see it if possible

discussions and thoughts on gender/sexuality. if you’re gonna make them gay/bi/etc, make them gay/bi/etc, no exploration of it added. delving into the psyche of it is a hard pass.

if you’re going for nsfw

kinks

moderate sadomasochism, uncommon forms of bondage (plants, stuck with strange substance or in awkward position, the shadows from p&tf as restraints, etc), choking/breathplay, xenophilia and tentacles/alien genitals (shadowplay in p&tf for example), moderate degradation, edging/desperation play, ladies topping and calling the shots, bloodplay/knifeplay, long hair dragging over skin, sharp nails/claws (charlotte la bouff, morticia), lowkey cannibalism imagery and hunger, biting, ladies stepping on body parts with their heels on

squicks

scat, vomit, praise kink, daddy/mommy or baby kink, vore, forced feminization, pet play, wound-fucking, abuse, abo, anything involving pregnancy at all

PRINCESS AND THE FROG

i am 100% aware this is a weird-ass pairing but gods, the possibilities. it has so much potential. there are few things i like quite as much as a villain and a good person developing a strange sort of kinship with each other >u> this doesn’t have to mean a romantic development, if it’s not your thing! as i said, for me it’s the building understanding and reluctant respect that i really love, far more than the actual romance.

ideas, ideas, ideas. i’m aware this is a rare relationship to either portray or ask for, so i’m gonna try to give some more concrete-ish ones for you to build up on if you have no clue as to how to approach this.

we could have canonverse with charlotte dealing with the shadowman in some other, unrelated matter while the main plot is occurring, making him feel somewhat guilty about the whole marriage plot with laurence-turned-naveen. cue introspection, or even an entirely different outcome.

or a post-canon sort of hades&persephone plot (please no actual hades and persephone au though), with charlotte curious despite herself and tempted to listen to a shadow/dead/whatever!dr facilier when she’s the only one that can hear him.

in a continuation from above, OR her being dragged Beneath with him in a freak accident and then charming him into helping her back to the surface/living world (very, veeeeery reluctantly on his part, at least at the start, he might have even be thinking of tricking her but then change his mind when the time comes to do it).

i think dr facilier wouldn’t be sure how to deal with charlotte’s particular brand of personality and good humour, and it’d throw him off his rhythm a lot - that sort of thing is always super fun to write.

soulmate au in canon would work pretty well, but with this pairing? you could even do a FULL AU, keeping only basic stuff like the shadowman thing to her normal bougie self; it’s one of her charms. (and their personalities, of course). stuff like charlotte thinking that she wants one thing (her prince-slash-one-true-love, etc) while keeping getting drawn to him time and time again could work on pretty much any era or setting. vice-versa for him, thinking he wants to be rid of her but coming to realize he’d actually miss her if she were to be gone. OR, charlotte deciding she wants this sullen manipulative bastard and manipulating HIM into taking her out and hanging out with her would be hilarious.

if you wanna do nsfw, i have only one major request: charlotte calling the shots/topping. i think this arrangement would be in character for both of them (dr facilier would prob also enjoy having someone else do all the work lol) considering her go-getter attitude, but keeping in mind his manipulative personality i’d be more comfortable if she had some control over what was happening. ASIDE FROM THAT, d’you know what would be fun? a little darkness, and by that i mean consider dr facilier’s shadow joining in on the fun. shadows would also be an interesting sort of constraint. also i know i said charlotte calling the shots, but she can be constrained by the shadows while being amused by it or being used to it (implying it’s not the first time that they’ve used it in bed play and that it’s therefore negotiated), or charlotte could team up with the shadow to do it to facilier instead. charlotte using her nails and facilier being a bit of a sub/masochist would be excellent!

(actually in general it’d be really fun if there was some complicity between charlotte and facilier’s shadow in general, nsfw or otherwise. the shadow being wrapped around her little finger is an excellent concept, especially if facilier isn’t too fond of her just yet OwO)

THE ADDAMS FAMILY

oh boy. let me just begin by saying that this really isn’t my usual kind of pairing, by sheer virtue of them being perfectly happy and established in canon. HOWEVER, they’re goth and they’re odd and they’re kinky and they’re delightful to watch interact (i’m familiar with the movie canon featuring anjelica and raúl and a few (few!) of the comics, so idk about other dynamics) and so they’ve managed to creep their way into my blackened little heart.

THAT BEING SAID, my absolute biggest wish for this fandom would be pre-relationship. i don’t mind if canon is twisted a bit for this, considering that they presumably met and proposed on the very same day, so it’s definitely a bit hard to work with. perhaps some shenanigans with the funeral itself? or gomez has a date/fiancée already and so there’s some juggling of priorities here while he’s absolutely falling over himself in order to continue looking at that gothic vision of a woman? or an old family feud, or them just being downright useless at knowing how to deal with proper romance (on morticia’s side, i’d imagine she’d only grow more stoic and be at a loss of what to say. on gomez’s side, it’s probably his first time being speechless, or he’s not speechless but he’s flirted so much in his life that he doesn’t know what to do with these actual literal feelings, what the hell is this and how does he show he actually means it this time??), or morticia has a long string of dead fiancés black widow-style (i think she and debbie would have gotten along great if given the chance okay), or a soulmate au where they don’t realize it’s each other right away, or morticia amusedly pretends to be dating gomez before they know each other to get him out of a bind, or they’re somehow roped into someone else’s shenanigans and don’t know how to react to each other (my money is on either ophelia or cousin itt putting them in a bind), the sky is the limit!

if you’re more comfortable writing established, however, casual intimacy or smut are the best! give me a moment of respite where they are just comfortable basking in each other’s presence, or when they’re separated for a moment at an event or something and the longing is burning all the way across them until they come back together again (y’know, in the good old way of the script). for smut, morticia being a mostly stoic dom maybe? (though yes, i know she’s very much into being tied up and tortured, i can’t really see her as a normal sub unless it’s really something languid and drawn-out - she doesn’t really read as someone who spends a lot of energy doing things others will do for her). they’re both definitely into pain and bondage too; morticia conflating arousal with hunger would also be really interesting to see (think praying mantis or lady spider who is actually very invested on not taking off her partner’s head, but who dreams of it all the same. gomez is, of course, very much into it). something lowkey macabre would be amazing.

things i’d like to see for this fandom in general are:

morticia being her stoic vampiric goddess of a self

gomez being completely twitterpatted for her as usual

burning sultry glares/staring across the room

overly passionate hand-kissing

creepy/gothic atmosphere

you know, like canon. (with non-existent or minimal kid existence, though)

references to horror stuff/general creepiness like sudden lightning, casual poisonings and dealings with death, dracula references, etc, like the movies would be super fun, as campy as possible! half the greatness of the movies come from these imho

MONSTROUS REGIMENT

i have a confession to make: it’s been a while since i last read it, and so i fear i won’t be as helpful in giving ideas/dynamics for this fandom as i was in the others.

i have one request - apart from what i’ve already rambled on about above - and that is for at least polly to be portrayed as female (or close enough, although not quite non-binary). to make it clearer: i usually see them both as female, even if not female-presenting (it’s funny because as i was writing this i actually kept writing about maladict as “he” so frankly it’s whatever, i definitely prefer “maladict” to “maladicta” at least in terms of names though) but chaffing to fit the roles that “female” comes along with, especially with maladict and the expectations for female vampires. i’d rather the fic not have gender or sexuality exploration, since like i said above i think it detracts from the meat of the stuff - if you want to see maladict as male, write him male with male pronouns (keeping the female vampire backstory if you’re keeping it canon, otherwise it wouldn’t really make sense). if you want to make her female, write her female with female pronouns. i’d pass on they/them pronouns though. i don’t particularly care either way outside of polly however, just don’t delve into the psyche/introspection of it please.

if you have different views on their genders and it would make you uncomfortable to write female polly or non-they/them maladict, then that’s fine with me as well! these are just my preferences, and i thought i’d elaborate on them since the fandom has many perspectives on this topic.

with that out of the way, on to more interesting stuff!

what’s good: their interactions. oh dear loki, their interactions. they have my favourite dynamic in the whole book, and they’re weirdly comfortable with each other (especially since polly lowkey threatens maladict after kicking the other dude in the nads, in my view that moment probably got his undead little heart skipping a beat (do vampires have beating hearts on discworld? i haven’t read enough discworld to remember this)) and they understand each other the best out of the rest of the squad. maladict teasing polly and pretending to be cool before polly catches on to him is absolutely hilarious, and i absolutely love maladict trying (and failing!! horribly!!) at being smooth. also polly blackmailing people left and right is absolutely fantastic.

as you can probably guess, i’d love some canon-verse interactions. perhaps alternate scenes or what-ifs of canon events, or even extra scenes during the ongoing plot of the book. OR, post-book, once they have their own squad of little lads and have to figure out how the hell to handle that, or shenanigans where they have some sort of mission or official event elsewhere and resolutely stick together because “if i have to deal with this then so do you”. or some hilarity with maladict desperately going after every coffee grain available so he doesn’t just bury his face on polly’s neck because she smells so good but that would be an awkward conversation to have and he’d rather die (again) than admit to that.

what else? AUs! feel free to completely tear apart the canon discworld, though i’d request polly remain her ass-kicking clever self and maladict an awkward vampire. maybe maladict has to deal with diaphanous underwired nightgowns. maybe polly has to deal with diaphanous underwired nightgowns. vampire politics? satirical awkward dracula au? maladict failing horribly at being a vampire (failing at being a female vampire or trying to pass at being a male vampire and failing at that, too)? they’re all great!

what matters to me is their banter and the way they keep falling into pace with each other, regardless of the way they begin. a good dose of sardonical pratchett-style humour would also be welcome ;)

thank you so much for staying with me this far! i hope you have a grand time this yuletide, and that you enjoy your own requested fic as well!

#yuletide 2020 #dear yuletide author #yuletide #howl rambles a lot

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wagooglet · 7 years ago

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where can i read about all ur ocs....i gotta kno

okay so since The Story ™ is constantly changing i’ve decided i’m gonna go here n explain everything to the best of my ability. (takes a deep breath) let’s get into it. under the cut because there’s a lot but thanks for your interest- this took ages to type out.!

oookay.. to start things off, there’s this bitch ass named cain. he’s pretty happy with his brother and sister (jax and lucidia) but he’s got internalized violent impulses. he doesn’t act on them but when he DOES it’s usually on himself. his dad is an asshole named azuriel. he’s an archangel. anyway, so azuriel is a good father to jax and lucidia- but pushes cain a BIT too hard, because he’s the younger sibling, and a bit physically underwhelming. you know. so he’s basically a huge asswad to cain. and with cain’s already detrimental impulses and negative feelings towards himself, he snaps at the smallest thing and stabs his brother, before panicking and killing his husband and two kids. then he freaks out about it, but instead of.. i don’t know, helping him out of it- his father says that the only way to repent is to do whatever he says. cain, being a pushover, does just that. he does a lot of shit (like.. eats people and stabs twinks), becomes a fallen angel because of his heinous acts + changes his name to okumura.

for the first half of his life, okumura’s torn between wanting to be cain again + succumbing to his father’s command. he misses his husband and his family but his father’s pushing him to eat people and do whatever he says so.. uh, he can’t go back. enter michael. michael’s the party hard, demon king of the time. and though he’s a good ruler, he’s.. too open on his romantic lifestyle, for the first portion of his rulership. basically, okumura’s father urges okumura to frame michael for his death (the father’s)- have him publicly punished, and then.. uh, banished to a rock. he stays in that rock for.. quite a while? a thousand years, at least- people sort of forget about him over time. with no legacy behind him, okumura becomes the king- and his father his most trusted advisor. okumura’s kingship is worshipped, and so is he, for the first few weeks. he publicly humiliates michael + goes on about how that’s what happens to traitors to the kingdom, and that’s what he’d do to any of them. then he doesn’t have anyone to make an example of, so it’s back to him being quietly punished by his father. because his father’s been.. mentally possessing him for quite some time, he leaves okumura as an empty husk when he stops possessing him. this causes okumura to completely break off the tree of “i want to go home”, and he.. err, goes berserk. he cuts his hair, takes after his father’s tyrannical and violent actions, and changes his name to yukio. lucidia (his sister) intervenes, at one point, and yukio bites her eye out. and tries to kill her. to death. so now she hates yukio. jax is back- he regenerated (a family magic), and he hates yukio, too.

so yukio’s terrible. he’s now a demon with a god complex- he’s a perfectionist, a narcissist, and he wants to make humans “perfect”. he’s lost all resemblance of his angel self- his missing arm is now completely made out of this black, tar-like matter, and his wings are basically bones covered in the same substance. now, his idea of perfection is unachievable (based on his father’s expectations for him), and when they aren’t up to par, he beats them up about it, before beating them mentally and.. ideally, taking complete mental control of them. this is where mikiko orochi comes in. he’s just a small guy who likes to skate and he’s got a crush on this one man who he thinks is completely out of his league. he’s walking down the street one day and he bumps into.. you guessed it- yukio. see, yukio isn’t in his demon form- he’s human, so he isn’t melting black slime all over the damn place. long story short, yukio sees the potential in mikiko, befriends him, and then locks him in his house. for like.. a year. he beats mikiko and yells at him, degrades him SO much that he, at one point, succumbs to yukio’s mentality, and basically has little free thought.

so this is going on- oh, by the way, michael’s back. it’s been like a thousand years since he was banished to a rock. yeah. he’s changed.. a lot, and he’s just a tired, old demon who drinks coffee in his mansion in the actual vortex. he’s also technically the grim reaper. so anyway, mikiko is FINALLY rescued from the Nasty Hands of Yukio by an archangel by the name of sig (haddi’s oc)- and he’s.. in shock, for a while, but he SLOWLY gets better.

AAAND MEANWHILE.. there’s this guy named tony. he’s an incubus. works as a judge under this tyrannical king, and his.. ability, basically, is that he has this eye that can peer into the souls of others to distinguish the true from the false. he has no friends (they were all killed because they were rumoured to speak ill will of the king)- so he’s depressed, but he’s still fuckin. he has a huge ass dick.

back to yukio. he’s being punished for ALL his crimes, he has kids, he hurts them far more cruelly than his father ever was to him. eventually, they get out, but not without psychological damage. seeing as none of the punishments he’d gone through prior WORKED, yukio is finally sent to work as a servant under the demon king lucifer (haddi’s oc, also. i fucking love his stud ass)- where he lies to this day. sig and michael are married, too. it’s iconic.

flash back to mikiko. it’s been approximately eleven to twelve years since he’s actually been in the human realm. he FINALLY hit his growth spurt, grew his hair out a little, got more comfy with his body and got a prosthetic ring finger (yukio. bit off his finger. it was a way of stopping mikiko from making any formal devotion, but it didn’t stop him from getting a sick ass vibrating finger. okay. it doesn’t vibrate. but we wish).

he decides to head back to go to law school so he can become an international prosecutor. he goes to law school for two reasons- one, to defend others who weren’t there to defend him, and two, because he has the farfetched hope of meeting up with his long-time crush, who is also a lawyer. lo and behold, he DOES meet his lawyer crush. they get together, after YEARS, have some alcohol and kiss. and then they get together. they’re dating.

anywhosies.. that’s about it. a bit of a sweat, but that’s about the main story i’ve got. i have a few OTHER ocs i’ll explain but those are the important ones!! i’m SURE i forgot some details about my own story, but it’s a honkin’ 1,538 words. if you read through this WHOLE damn thing, i seriously applaud you. thanks so much for your interest!

Kai (Lost): another one of yukio’s vore victims, his whole.. incident, dates back to the okumura ages. he pretty much almost got vored to death by okumura (forced by his father). he.. uh, survived- but he’s pretty much miserable. he’s REALLY miserable, actually. he roams the streets with his sister, buster kneecaps. (thank you anon for the name i will never stop being grateful) and they’re both part of a local, self-formed.. mafia, of sorts. more like a mercenary. they’re kick ass as fuck, pretty much. inseparable, also.

Atlas: everyone’s (not) favorite deity! he’s the god of earthly pleasures, and a real sweetheart. he can change his appearance and gender accordingly, can change what he appears as, etcetera.. he LOVES humans (hence.. why he chooses to make himself appear as one). he’s proud of humans, and he loves strawberries and gold. likes to treat himself and others. a generally pleasant and lovely man.

Seth: yukio’s younger son. he’s really depressed, dies a lot, and is pretty much falling down the steep slope into permanently dying. he only has his brother in life. exempt magic user, but using it too much hurts him. seriously needs a hug. has broken his legs more times than he can count.

Riley: GOD HE’S SUCH A LOOOOOSERR RILEY IN HIS APARTMENT BY HIMSEEEELF okay no he’s a historian and he’s a loser and i make fun of him a lot. VERY anxious. has a cat named schrodinger. is fascinated with namely egyptian history. likes to ride those pizza scooters. he’s nervous constantly, tall and lanky, and falls over a lot.

Jax + Lucidia: right. so i know i brushed over them, but i’ll give you a little more indepth into their.. characters? jax is the oldest sibling in the yutrio (yeah.. that’s what i call them lmaohgfhug), he’s VERY intelligent, and works as the branch manager in demon chili’s (okay. no he doesn’t. but still)- the most revered by his father. is still petty at yukio, but would kill to have another chance at having a functioning sibling relationship with cain. VERY, very strong. he has crystalline slime magic.

lucidia’s the middle sibling in the yutrio. a bit mysterious, but she’s a gorgeous, buff lesbian, whom i love so much. she’s basically on the hunt for yukio to get revenge for EVERYTHING he’s done. otherwise, she’s very kind. she frequents human bars, loves to ride motorcycles on highways at night, and she loves girls. she’s a succubus but she doesn’t actually fucking realize it. and even if she did, she doesn’t give a fuck.

Thicc the Elf: “Wanna try this bad boy? I call it the Ass Blaster.” we don’t talk about thicc you guys already fucking KNOW about him. (he’s my high elf d&d character)

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