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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope
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#it would depend if it was good...#i dont drink animal milk regularly but if car milk could replace my half n half. i would drink it#i would even drink it if it tasted different but good.
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I would never succumb (advisor mumbles in my ear) oh… it can be a sex thing? Well.. maybe I would succumb a little..
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What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.
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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.
works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.
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to anyone missing my writing please know i am also missing my writing
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in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant
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Hélène Cixous, from The Selected Plays of Hélène Cixous; “Portrait of Dora”
Text ID: Can’t you love me a little? Just a little bit?
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himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.
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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!
[ propaganda masterpost]
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Thank god I saved this from gayporntattoos before it got deleted
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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
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