#my gf decreed it

[heyitschartic]

INCREDIBLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND

They're Boober and Teat

That or E-Girl and Booby Trap

[anarqueeen]

girl with misgendering kink but it's getting called a puppy when she's clearly a bunny

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

my sister got slag in her eye ????? she is now getting assistance but ??? when she started art school i thought she was gonna get her clothes full of painting not be almost blinded

[ajournalingtrex]

it has been three (3) hours since i saw spiderman: across the spiderverse and i am begging to see it again

[arytha]

😐 tenting my hands and thinking about if lorne could reincarnate, and so can era (after he dies he wont necessarily be recycled he just wouldnt have to worry about memories anymore. like normal people)

era could kill lorne, they could reincarnate and continue to be super fuckign toxic but maybe with less baggage and more in the 'why the fuck cant these two seperate from each other for more than a minute' type of thing. 🤔 in the extras.

[dislyteshack]

Dislyte personal timeline/ will be pinned

*if you feel my interpretation is wrong THAT IS FINE

This is how I interpret this fucked up timeline

I'm going to be constantly updating this and if anyone wants me to add something or I got something wrong please tell me

*I took a lot of creative liberties with this and added false dates so I will be bolding the ones where the dates are completely correct

*I can promise that the years are correct other than when Yun chuan has his transformation because that is extremely unclear

timeline (to fit canon):

2010- narmer and cang ji unearth the Raya/rhea legand that compiles deities and powers and whatnot

*I genuinely have no idea where I got the 2010 date it's either I gaslit myself or I saw it on Twitter / Facebook

1/6/2012- a big half buried purple rock is dug up. Experts find that it's glowing and unlike anything they've ever seen

3/8/2012- funny purple rock is studied and a research expedition is planned

21/10/2012 2:00 am utc- the miracle rises and the first miramon appear

*revealed by multiple times stated by how everything started in 2012

13/3/2014- Abigail girl bosses Jin yuyao's family

*revealed by a flashback in rulers law

10/4/2014- fu shi meets his big titty goth gf

*revealed by fushi in dream of redemption

12/5/2014- Joseph dies , Leon L

*revealed in Hilda's event

9/6/2014- LIAN WTF WAS THAT/cube miracle appears

9/6/2014- Hannah dies lol take the L hyde

*revealed in Lian's event

?/?/2015- founding of the esper union

*line in inescapable fate

2016- embla doesn't have a very good time/ Jiang man doesn't have a very good time

7/12/2016- Hyde seemingly starts a pharmaceutical company and generally is doing better (plot twist he started the shadow decree LOL)

* in Fu shis careers he joined in 2017 and at the end of dream of redemption Hyde said he was in the process of founding the SD*

1/1/2017- su jue gets tf out of tangton

*line in yu ran event

?/?/2017- chaos miracle spawns

*line in yu ran event

?/?/2017- Lü Shang becomes an esper and also becomes a teacher

?/?/2017- Jin Qiu commits murder

*line in cell block chaos

?/4/2017-yun chuan goes to jail :(((

*it can be seen in Yun chuans signed confessional

?/?/2018- rip Archibald

*offhand line in Mavis event

13/10/2019 - Yun chuan death sentence

*sorry the new event confirms he spent two years in prison

* one of his files in truth unveiled talks about when he "died" exactly

?/?/2019- chunhui academy students become mercenaries

2020- shadow over oreville the last event happens

11/2/ 2021 - beginning of Mateo's bullshit

*line in immortal fire

?/?/2021- ollies mom dies in a lab accident (massive skill issue tbh)

*offhand line in lonestar

?/?/2021- chunhui academy becomes deserted

1/6/2021 - Mateo fucking kills a man

*based on the different time skips that happened which I calculated from the beginning time of February 2021 that was specifically given to us in immortal fire

10/10/2021- Ollie's dad takes a massive L and dies (w to Leon)

2022- su jue girlbossing event (and yu rans bullshit ig)

*because of line that states that the chaos Miracle appeared 5 years ago I'm choosing to believe that everything here is taking place in 2022 despite the comment about yu ran's age

27/3/2023- burning of the union, marks the shadow decrees official independence

*offhand line in burning glimmer

2023- garrison incident (rip ikkis dad:( )

15/5/2023- javid causes the death of hundreds of people and gets arrested I shit you not this is what happens

*offhand line in javid's event

2/1/2024- espers become more common due to the shackled miracle

*offhand line in desparado

5/6/2026- Liam escapes from the union like the chad he is

*offhand line in devouring beast

6/10/2026 - Lu yi makes biggest mistake of his life by meeting Brewster

*offhand line in desparado

2026- idk what fumis doing BUT SLAY IKKI

19/12/2026- Ollie's bullshit

1/2/2027- brynns bullshit ig idfc

6/5/2027 - qius bullshit

24/12/2027 - truth unveiled

Onwards:

Event stuff vaguely taking pace after Brynn but also somehow in 2027

Sigh

2028-

-Fumi again with Fu shi

-Chu Yao's massive L

-Amir and Fatimah's shit

-Mavis

-oh shit elif's shit

- the second chaos miracle expedition

[wormsngods]

Participated in a breast cancer awareness drive at my college. Had a study date w my gf, we made a study plan for finals and I studied Pharmacology while she stressed over judicial intricacies. Have 3 months until my 3rd professional exam.

Read the Book of Tobit and felt as if Raphael spoke directly to me when he laid out that people stay together do so because

a) God has decreed it from pre eternity

b) they are sincerely in love and not driven by lust alone

c) they are mindful of God

d) they burn fish entrails to ward off demonic male besties

[queen-of-the-frickin-bees]

Wanted to share my Dislyte team! And share a few little head canons I have!! (Got this idea from someone else!)

Tang Xuan:

The leader of the team and the strongest

Really fun actually and listens to everyone’s input

He spends a ton of time with Tang Yun, and they have mended their relationship

Li Ling is his boyfriend! They love each other and Camille constantly teases them

Bi! Trans ftm!

Camille:

She’s the type to run in and completely ignore the plan Tang Xuan came up with

She can’t help it! Battling is just so fun!

Sometimes she takes some days off to spend time with her gf

Shes very sweet, but isnt afraid to get her paws dirty

Lesbian!

Li Ling:

This man just does not listen

He’s very hot-headed, but he is actually very respectful to his teammates

Loves Tang Xuan more then anyone (But honestly who doesnt)

Uses his extra arms to give the whole team a giant group hug, Yun and Heng Yue are not fans

Gay!

Heng Yue:

Makes sure her team is up to date with the latest fashion trends

She just follows the plans, she doesn’t ask questions

Though she will often suggest safer options to make her job as the healer easier

Hates Li Ling and his teasing and his stupid hugs, not really, but that’s how she acts

Aroace!

Tang Yun:

No talk he angy

Isnt a huge talker, unless he’s talking to Xuan

He’s the most likely to fight the plan

He still keeps in contact with the Shadow Decree

He won’t admit it, but he’s fairly happy with his friends

Gay!

[koexchange]

Hello! I saw Elaine in your pfp (I am too a fellow Elaine enjoyer). I was wondering if you would be able to do a Elaine x reader? She gives me black cat energy so I was wondering if their energy could be like black cat and golden retriever? :> thank you for reading this

a/n: HIII TYSM FOR BEING MY FIRST REQ <3 i wasn't sure if you wanted hcs or a bit of a story, so i tried to do both! i made reader an esper btw!! and elaine is such a black cat gf you're right :D elaine enjoyers UNITE!!

word count: 786 🤯

Elaine x Reader!

* Elaine always controls her feelings, and tries to let nothing get under her skin. This changes when she meets you.

* Back in her Shadow Decree days, you were one of the only people she could even tolerate. You probably heard about what happened between her and Leora, since she trusted you.

* The two of you were always together, sneaking out after missions, in the same sleeping quarters, or hanging out on rooftops.

* You fell for Elaine after she told you about her background at the orphanage. She was so strong to still be here after all that time alone, feeling abandoned.

* You wanted to give her as much love as you could!

* Elaine fell for you the day you met, thought she would never say that to your face.

* You were always a strong person, even before your Esper Awakening. Elaine loves that about you.

* You're the perfect golden retriever to her black cat! The light to the dark!

* In battles, the two of you found a way to fight together, your movements looking like dances to any outsiders.

When you get together <3

* Elaine is a tsundere, and her ego is too high to ask anybody out, so you'll have to make the first move!

* You know she would hate a public confession, so you invite her to one of her favorite rooftops.

* When she gets there, she sees the picnic you made for you to share.

* She asks what it's all for, and you invite her to join you on the blanket you brought. Once you're sitting side by side, you look her in the eyes, and confess your feelings. You tell her you love her.

* At first, she doesn't move at all, and you think you scared her to death.

* As you move to check that she has a pulse, she catches your hand.

* "...Elaine? Are you alright? I'm sorry to put you on the spot but-" "I love you too."

* The two of you share a kiss, each wondering how they got so lucky.

* Elaine thought the picnic was only made better now that she had a partner to share it with.

* You're pretty much much Raven and Beast Boy! You're all over her all the time! She pretends she doesn't like it, but you both know she loves it!

* She is absolutely head over heels for you, but hates PDA. She doesn't want anybody to think her weak.

* In private though, she's a very touchy person. Always holding your hand or laying on you. You can't get enough of her either! She loves when you lay on her lap, so she can pet your head.

* If you're taller than her, she loves when you pick her up and hold her!

* Call her baby, and she'll melt in your hands.

* She shows her love by whispering words of affirmation, and doing lots of acts of service for you.

* However you show your love, Elaine adores it. She would care a little less for words of affirmation, because she always has a voice in the back of her head telling her you're lying, and saying that you're going to leave her.

* It always seems like you can tell when these thoughts hit her, because you kiss her all over her face, bringing her back to reality.

* You protect each other all the time!

* She only lets her guard down in private with you, finally feeling comfortable enough to relax.

* The two of you are, somehow, even more inseparable once you're dating.

* After you both leave the Shadow Decree, you're by her side as she reunites with her sister.

* It doesn't matter if you think Elaine is in the wrong to help Leora betray the Union or not, because you're Elaine's number one fan, always helping her however and whenever you can. (Even when she's too embarrassed to ask for it <3)

* Elaine would do anything for you. Literally anything.

Family with Elaine and Leora <3

* Once Elaine and Leora become friendly with one another, Elaine reveals your relationship together.

* Leora doesn't know much about you, but she knows that you make her sister happy. That makes you an A+ in her book.

* The three of you frequent nearby cat cafes. Elaine pretends to hate it, but secretly she loves every time you all visit there!

* You and Elaine live together, but Leora visits you too often. It's uncommon for her to be there less than 4 days a week.

* She's so excited to see you two after she gets time away from the Union, that she usually drops by unannounced.

* You welcome her with open arms, while Elaine feigns annoyance.

* You all order food and watch (horror) movies together! It's a perfect night.

a/n: jesus christ i wrote so much i i i i i didnt think it would be this long oopsie!!!!! anyway hope you enjoyed! thanks for reading! <3

[vizthedatum]

Why are UTIs a trigger and also I fucking hate trauma bonds: a rant

Definitely a UTI. Awaiting another covid test and other test results. They’re going to give me the week off of work? But I honestly don’t know what to tell my boss. I have a note. DO PEOPLE KNOW HOW PAINFUL THIS IS WHEN YOU HAVE INTERSTITIAL CYSTITIS AND YOU REALLY LOVE SEX FOR YOUR SUPPORT NEEDS AND YOU ASSOCIATE BLADDER INFLAMMATION WITH THE EMOTIONAL ABUSE YOU INCURRED DURING YOUR ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP?! My whole job is juggling, and I just started and already feel super low. Ugh. I’m telling myself that it’s ok but my ex’s words “YOU ARE ALWAYS IN A CRISIS” echo in my head.

Oh and I guess like… finally dropped in the precursor paperwork that comes before signing the divorce decree. After they completely discarded me and financially devastated me. I’m so easily discardable. So I guess it’s just a lot.

And all I want rn if I’m being absolutely honest is for either my one gf (who’s going through a lot rn and she needs her space too - AND I RESPECT THAT - gosh she’s so regulating, and I love her so much), a person I love but am not in contact with who probably has never really cared enough to be a part of my life and who I should have not spoken to after all of the sketchy behavior (I have decided that I am going to raise all my standards for friends, lovers, hookups, partners, and family in my life), or my ex/spouse (who is soon to be my ex-spouse (a hyphen this time)… I miss their comfort even though they terrorized me with their psychotic and narcissistic ways that they’re not in treatment for (I would have stayed if you had gotten help)) to hold me while I cry, drink a million beverages, and watch TV.

Sigh. Time to pick up my antibiotics, continue sobbing in my car, email that medical note to my boss full well knowing that I may get fired (which I can deal with, I guess - not the end of the world), and then just sit in my unpacked apartment waiting for the pain to subside.

[bisluthq]

https://www.tumblr.com/bisluthq/758066767164850176/i-hope-none-of-the-people-saying-stuff-like-that?source=share

Why would it be bad to mention what his colleages, friends etc say about him and how much they like him? There's a lot of good quotes and I actually personally put more stock in what those people say to know him a bit, than the Taylor descriptions in her music

my sibling in Christ, I literally told you if you’re talking about him from a place of being a fan then obviously talk about how much people like him. If your point is “Joe is better than professionals at things he doesn’t do professionally” then idk. Also it’s conflating a whole lot of things lmao??? Taylor was his partner and now she’s his ex. Obviously she talks about him differently to how friends and colleagues do? That’s not something to “put more stock into” they’re just entirely different issues?

For example, I can say like my partner is super funny, really clever, great in bed, adventurous, reflective and self-reflective, unexpectedly shy lol and also stubborn (which can be a good and bad thing and sometimes confuses me because he’s also so reflective but other times he just digs his heels in and won’t budge at all), is moody (like yesterday he bumped his car very badly - which he’s not even supposed to be driving this soon after the surgeries but again stubborn right and he tbf didn’t drive it far but he wanted to like replace the radio in it and the new one had come while he was in hospital and he hadn’t gotten round to it and the garage lighting is bad anyway so he took it out and when reversing it back in scraped tf out of it and THEN he proceeded to sulk all afternoon like a 5 year old and I, as his partner, thought it was something I did or that his pain was back so I kept trying to be extra nice and eventually like no he’d just scraped his car really badly because he’s an idiot and he didn’t want to telll me because *I* had said like don’t take the car out, you’re not supposed to be driving) etc etc. ALL OF THAT has fuck all to do with his ability to do his job/s and OBVIOUSLY his colleagues and employers will talk about him differently? Some will overlap, but some won’t lol? His FRIENDS tbh will talk about him differently and again some will overlap and some won’t? And if he’s ever involved in legal proceedings, court depositions will say other things entirely too but what his gf says/what his boss says/what his mum says/what his besties say/what court proceedings say are all different things? None are intended as something to put more stock in because all are very different things??? Like what his divorce decree says and what he says about his ex wife/what she likely says about him are also vastly different because the former is an objective document and the latter are opinions of people who hate each other’s guts??

[theothersarshi]

ADDITION!

Sorry, I was writing this in the middle of watching Columbo last night, and I was too distracted to add Relevant Information. So here's a very long post.

I'm aware of the difference between aces and aros now... but kid!me wasn't. Additionally, I've since met aces of all sorts, but I can't remember meeting aros who might not be aces (unless my memory sucks, or they didn't come out to me). So, inevitably, when I talk of my own experiences, they'll be of meeting aces. Sorry, aros who aren't aces! I'd be happy to meet you, too! But fate hasn't decreed it yet.

Anyways, back to terminology, growing up and MORE.

Romania in the '90s wasn't exactly the most progressive place, and it was very busy going through social and economical upheaval, so I was often left to my own devices. I believe this happened even more to me than to my peers, because my family was also Going Through Some Things as I was growing up.

Anyway, I was a latchkey kid growing up in a world without internet and boring TV, few friends, few adults, reading, reading, reading. I came across things like spinster aunts and bachelor uncles in my fiction, and they were lovely characters who didn't seem to be miserable. I assumed they had made a choice to live that way, and I came to the logical conclusion that they were uninterested in relationships. Which, to me, was absolutely fair.

But I can't remember anyone talking about this. The real world around me was pretty limited, and the handful of adults I knew didn't often discuss their troubles, woes or personal views of the world around me. In turn, I didn't talk to them about my own views, either. This continued long after I became a teen.

(It would have been funny, I guess, if they'd known teen!me was coming up with action or adventure stories in which I was not only a grown woman kicking ass like a spy from hell, but I was sleeping around with men, and dating this guy who was dating other women. So you'd have dialogues like, "Put me in contact with your bf X's gf Y, who is a master poisoner."

But we didn't have those conversations. I found out very late that people actually do prefer monogamy, and it's not just a social convention, like whether you take your shoes off when you visit someone.)

I was lucky to move straight from my own head into the wide, wide world of fandom, reading a thousand variations on relationships and people. I didn't learn it bit by bit; I just dived, and because it wasn't structured learning, one thing I learned was to always allow for new data and new ideas. People are different! And that's awesome! Meeting all sorts of interesting people and hearing about all sorts of points of view is amazing!

I don't always click with other people's stories. I don't get trans people, for example; they are a mystery to me* (or rather, their particular trans experience is a mystery to me; as they're human, we can have a lot of other things in common). And, to be way more honest than is wise or polite, trans women have this period mid-transition when their voices do a thing that I can't handle for prolonged periods of time (to be fair, I get that with a small set of cis women, too; and one cis guy who has a voice issue).

But I've developed an idea about that, too: other people existing in a way I don't understand, or even a way that clashes with my sound sensitivity and saps me of energy, is not bad. Variation remains lovely and wonderful, even if I don't understand it or if I outright clash with it. We're all sure to bother others somehow, or to be incomprehensible to others, so it should be common courtesy to treat people well regardless.

(It's also important to learn how to tell the difference between "I'm bothered for reasons" and "I dislike this person".)

Anyway, I'm not always good with terminology, and I'm always forgetting this or that aspect, and I'm not following a lot of discourse. Which means that, sometimes, coming across discourse in the wild feels like landing somewhere in the aftermath of a disaster.

It might be a very flower-power outlook, and I might be too optimistic and silly, and it probably sounds too much like the naive "why can't we all get along", but I really think it all boils down to this: it's lovely to take a step back and appreciate that the world is complex, and there are all kinds of people you can meet, who have interesting lives, or have interesting views.

I might have mentioned aces in particular because they were on my mind last night, but it's lovely remembering how many ways there are to live a good life in general.

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* I'm kind of agender, so the idea of "feeling your gender" is a mystery to me even when it comes from cis people, because it feels made up. Trans is like... "do you know the imaginary thing people arbitrarily feel one way or the other? Well, I don't feel one way, I feel the other!" And it's a bit like trying to multiply 3 2-digit numbers in my head, having to carry digits, remember where I'd started from, adding stuff, then losing it all in the middle of the operation as my mind goes blank.

I really like aces. They help me prove a point.

The point is that aces exist.

[duchesssav]

i need answers about this line. close EMOTIONALLY? close PHYSICALLY?? artem. mr wing. explain yourself

[bxttenbound-archive]

I guess im a momster fucker now

[roseverdict]

i may have mad rat brainrot encroaching on my attempts to write gf and 101 fic but i also figured out how to get my old header font back so really, i'm winning this round

[dbdonryo]

i got a cute new jason figure :D