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fuwto · 28 days ago

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Spoiled by the parkour god

(whenever Evbo misses his husband he just flings himself and some flowers too champion headquarters to surprise him, after the 15th time EMF isn’t that suprised anymore.. but he still welcomes his godly husband home)

#my art #parkour civilization #emf parkour civilization #evbos master friend #evbo #parkciv #evbo x emf #evbo fanart #mcyt #parkour god #they’re married your honor #I CANT AGHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THEM ILL GO INSANE

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kimikaami · 5 months ago

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The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.

#house md #hilson #no spoilers plssss #i didnt want to add this bc i couldnt word it in a way that was funny and also proves my point but #its worth mentioning that at the end of that ep #house has a moment where he tells cuddy that he wants to be more than friends #and the gay guy in that episode almost married a straight woman in order to deny his gayness #hmmmmm makes you think

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teaboot · 26 days ago

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Remember that time I accidentally signed up for a couple's shibari seminar and had to find a partner last-minute?

Im trying to sign up for an intro to sculpture class and every single track is fully booked except the couples one

#WHATS AN AROACE TO DO IN THIS ENVIRONMENT #I put it out on the group chat but all my friends are like. Married #So idk

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paintedpatroclus · 8 months ago

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my waves meet your shore, ever and evermore

#my FRIENDS !!!!!!!#MARRIED (HAPPILY!!!!!)#my art #zuko #atla #zukka #sokka #avatar: tla #avatar: the last airbender #zuko x sokka #prince zuko #my doodles

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kav3h · 1 month ago

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CUMPLANE. theyr so insane I need them 2 kiss

#cumplane #svsss #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #enemies. friends w benefits. frenemies. old married couple. divorced 10 times. noone does it like them #my art B)

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westywallowing · 3 months ago

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what a gentleman!!

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morganbritton132 · 6 months ago

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Eddie during a Q&A where he specially asked his fans to ask him questions about his marriage: Oh, just saw the question who proposed to who and-

Steve, loudly off-camera: I proposed to him and he said no!

Eddie: …first of all, you couldn’t even get gay married at the time. And second, I said no because I-

Steve: He said no because he wanted to propose to me and then DIDN’T

Eddie: I did!

Steve: A year later.

Eddie: I had to plan! I had to prep! I wasn’t going to halfass our gay fake wedding!

Eddie: And, just for your information, internet! He’s complaining and he’s making me look bad but do you know what he did? Do you know what he did the next day? I put together this beautiful ceremony with all our friends and family and you know what he did the very next day?

Eddie: He went to the courthouse and married a woman!

Steve: …Well that was for tax benefits

#Steve: Don’t let my marriage distract from you depriving me of having a fiancé! We could’ve been engaged #Steve: Twice you took that from me #Eddie: You were the one that wanted to go to the courthouse immediate once gay marriage was legalized and do the ceremony later #Steve’s been married twice but had never been engaged #I fully believe that if Steve proposed first Eddie would turn him down so he got to do it #He took a year to do it because he was touring and none of their friends were ever in town at the same time #and he’d never admit it but it was amusing to watch Steve’s standards for a proposal drop as time went on #one time Eddie got on his knee to pick up the toothpaste cap he dropped in the bathroom and Steve actually gasped #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

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jammunin · 7 months ago

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ms paint doodles from class today

#my art #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #cartoon #smiling friends #pim pimling #pim #charlie dompler #charlie x pim #adult swim #ms paint #yeah we gay keep scrolling #gay #mlm #gay married #gay marriage #charpim

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vyhonella · 1 year ago

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just accept it 🙄🙄🙄

DESCRIPTION: Ambrosius proposing to wear couple rings (one black metal with red dramatic stone for Ballister and one gold with blue sad stone on the Ambrosius' finger already) as a sign of his and Bal's "enmity". Bal with incredulousness and suspiciousness asking if these are wedding rings. Ambrosius doesn't want to delve into the topic, so calls him meticulous.

#nimona #art #ballister blackheart #nimona art #nimona fanart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #nimona movie #they're married #good for them #russia is a terrorist state #just a reminder in case they k*ll me my family friends etc

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sesamestreep · 3 months ago

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I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.

like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.

#I get it though #sometimes your bestie gets married and you don’t talk to him for weeks?? months??#because you’re normal about him and also have pretty serious adhd #so you forget that communication even exists on top of being very sad and lonely and burying it with work #and then he shows up at random and the object permanence kicks in again and you force him to help #with your latest case because otherwise who knows how long it will be until you get to hang out again #and you know you’ll need someone to throw a smoke bomb through a lady’s window AT SOME POINT #PROBABLY #you can’t commit minor crimes by yourself that’s boring!!#and Watson loves your dumb disguises! he’s always said so!#I know we get distracted by the Irene Norton née Adler of it all #but Holmes is incredibly rare (gay) form in this story #a scandal in bohemia #sherlock holmes #acd canon #acd holmes #acd watson #john watson #it’s giving ‘this is my friend Madison and she drOVE ME HERE!!’#you 🫵 yes you! suffer my holmesposting

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sethdomain · 2 months ago

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#my art #tw dsmp #dsmp #dream smp #c!alliumduo #c!benchtrio #c!tommy #c!tubbo #c!ranboo #dsmp season 2 #cbench part 1: married but one died #cbench part 2: we're FRIENDS with little benefits one of us died again #cbench part 3: one of us is going to get cucked #cbench part 4: ok fine were all married

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cometrose · 9 months ago

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zhongli is so fucking funny when hes avoiding people like venti last year and neuvillette this year he can’t catch a break he moves like they’re his ex husbands 😭

#zhongli #venti #neuvillette #genshin impact #locking people out of a restaurant or discreetly getting some tea #HE WORKS HARD TO KEEP HIS PEACE #zhongli in a bucket of tea leaves: quickly traveler are they gone #venti and neuvi zhongli’s ex husband and zhongli the man who can’t stay married to save his life is on the run #but has reconciled his differences with venti i believe! they are friends don’t get it twisted zhongli is just a shit #zhongli in the back of restaurant: traveler PLEASE do not tell my ex husbands i’m here or im finished #he moves like a 5 time divorcee #zhongli next year: oh no my 4th ex husband is here during my annual nye party i have to hide!

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thelesbianoffrontiers · 2 months ago

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now im excited that rook can visit the grand necropolis with their companions

rook: “and over here is the tomb where some undead found me as a baby”

companions: “what.”

#ugh im probably getting excited over stuff that wont be in the game lol #but i loved being able to have my compaions meet my family in the city elf origin #��you were married?!?’/‘you were found in a tomb?!?’#yes 😌#road trip back home with my new friends #dragon age #datv #veilguard spoilers #datv spoilers #da4 spoilers

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mr-malumm · 1 month ago

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