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This is Odysseus coded
#epic the musical#epic the musical odysseus#epic the musical meme#odypen#epic the musical penelope#the odyssey#he would so do this#the musical should be called “the things i do for you penelope” the musical
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Marble Hornets Incorrect Quotes #21
Alex: *running into the room* Jay just said he doesn't love me anymore!
Brian: What?!
Jay: *following him in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across the country just so you can punch Tim in the face.
#marble hornets#tim wright#brian thomas#alex kralie#jay merrick#incorrect quotes#mh jaylex#he would so do this
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Was rewatching Shrek 2 and I had to pause because I started screaming
THIS IS THE MOST ASCENDED ASTARION MOVE EVER ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
#he would so do this#it’s actually just him#screaming#ascended Astarion is actually just Prince Charming is he not#ahem anway can someone animate this#I would pay in platonic smooches#I hit one of my teeth with my ring#that’s how hard I slammed my hand against my mouth#I was SHOCKED#bg3#baldurs gate 3#astarion#bg3 astarion#baldur's gate 3#astarion ancunin#ascended astarion#astarion headcanons#shrek 2
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#NO LOAK#y’all I’m dying at 12am#please#he would so do this#avatar#avatar 2009#wish i was in avatar#tumblr fyp#avatar: fire and ash#idk#this is 100% canon#canon#bar chart idk??
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Stalker: I see you.
Nicky:
Nicky:
Nicky: do I look good?
#he would so do this#all for the game#aftg#andrew minyard#psu foxes#andreil#palmetto state university#neil josten#the foxhole court#aaron minyard#kevin day#nicky hemmick#this is not a safe place for nicky haters
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Ritz with Veneer
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jax…girly pops…no…
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??: *elbows Angel in the stomach* Bitch!
Angel: *grunts, but smirks* I know you are, but what am I~?
#fantasy-addict-fics#fanfic#asks#angel dust#he would so do this#also i couldn't help myself with that one
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Eddie takes Bucks Loft and pushes it in the ocean so Buck has to live with Eddie and that is how their roomate era starts
The entire building 😭
#he would so do this#he would go to bucks house and release bed bugs out of his pocket when no one was looking#just so buck would have to stay with him for a while#asks#anonymous#office hours
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Biter Alec create a new warlock rune for Magnus to remember him by
SDGLHFDKHJEALDSSKTJDFLKJDSSFGDK
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#i love tom okay? okay#tom hardy#eddie.#musings || eddie#he would so do this#video#bedtime stories#bedtime stories tom hardy#Youtube
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I love to think about God designing all the animals and just repeatedly saying they're gonna love this one:)
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it would end at bedtime & he would try to invite hot seniors but they would only show up for neteyam anyways
#I’m sorry#he’s so funny pls#avatar#wish i was in avatar#avatar 2009#tumblr fyp#neteyam#avatar: fire and ash#idk#meme#hehe#haha#loak#Gucci hang#oops#he would so do this#tho
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
#the ship overall is C to A tier#but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A#titan ae#titan a.e.#cale#akima#it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space#that would be enough that's a point there#then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING#sharing their food#that's another one#and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself#so that's a third point#and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point#and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point#and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD#which is a SIXTH point#and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him#IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO#do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin#they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH#fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
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YOO MAAMAA
Several weeks later…
i finally understand the pancake thingie now. im traumatized and im gonna just go cry and sob in a corner
Now tell me he wouldn't do that
#get ready for my epic brainrot#epic the musical#odysseus#epic the cyclops saga#epic#epic fanart#i needed to get this out of my head#polyphemus#the odyssey#epic the musical fanart#he would so do this#I now understand the pancakes thingie#and im traumatized
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