#he would so do this
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ultravioletqueen · 2 months ago
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This is Odysseus coded
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vampiresfromxenon · 10 months ago
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Was rewatching Shrek 2 and I had to pause because I started screaming
THIS IS THE MOST ASCENDED ASTARION MOVE EVER ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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aisforarlili · 3 months ago
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the-hobbits-to-isengard · 5 months ago
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Aragorn: Gimli come out
Gimli: I’m gay
Aragorn:
Aragorn: of your room. Come out of your room. You’ve been in there for 3 days.
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writtenicarus · 1 year ago
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Stalker: I see you.
Nicky:
Nicky:
Nicky: do I look good?
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velvetsssapphic · 5 months ago
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Ritz with Veneer
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rin-918 · 1 year ago
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jax…girly pops…no…
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little-journeys-fic · 15 hours ago
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??: *elbows Angel in the stomach* Bitch!
Angel: *grunts, but smirks* I know you are, but what am I~?
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housewifebuck · 11 months ago
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Eddie takes Bucks Loft and pushes it in the ocean so Buck has to live with Eddie and that is how their roomate era starts
The entire building 😭
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carelessflower · 11 months ago
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Biter Alec create a new warlock rune for Magnus to remember him by
SDGLHFDKHJEALDSSKTJDFLKJDSSFGDK
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amomentxofhappiness · 1 year ago
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iwillsingforhim · 3 months ago
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I love to think about God designing all the animals and just repeatedly saying they're gonna love this one:)
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aisforarlili · 3 months ago
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it would end at bedtime & he would try to invite hot seniors but they would only show up for neteyam anyways
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butchfalin · 1 year ago
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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swan2swan · 5 months ago
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
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a-being-of-chaossss · 1 year ago
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@knight-of-hallownest
Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.
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