#my favorite clown ever

[clownery-blog]

[wizard-legs]

WAKE UP BABE new big top burger just dropped 🤡🤡🤡

[beanghostprincess]

Canon and logic be dammed.

I just like the idea of Uta hearing Buggy making his own town (just as the Cross Guild was forming) and as soon she finished her tour, she headed straight to Karai Bari to spend some quality time with Momma Buggy.

Like picture if you will, Buuge's getting the usual treatment in a Cross Guild 'meeting', and a shy knock comes in. A lowly follow tasked to say that there's a visitor requesting the Chairman.

'Who?' A certain lizard and bird ask, 'a by the name of Miss Uta.'

And suddenly Buggy just pops up from the floor, miraculously healed, a sparkly (dare I say, flashy) look in his eyes, "Uta?? Red and white hair? Bunny loops, prettiest purple eyes???"

As soon as the subordinate nodded, Buggy was out the door! Practically flying to the docks.

Crocodile and Mihawk got up and followed the path (grumbling all the way, cuz who the hell is this? Taking away their clowns' attention and making him this damn happy??) Cut to see Buggy swinging the young lady around, elated to have her in his arms. All the while she hugging the stuffing out of the clown and giving him cheek kisses.

'Just who in the hell is this? And who does this little-'

"Momma!" The girl shouted with joy. "I missed you so much!!"

...... huh???

"I missed you too, sweetie!" Buggy grinned ear to ear as he nuzzled his nose atop Uta's head. And he just started to babble about all the things a mother would say

'What are you doing here?/ Have you been eating well?/ look at you! So flashy and cute! Was the trip over here okay? No troubles?' etc.

All of which just turned to white noise to Crocodile and Mihawk as they watched from the sides, both clearly surprised.

And then they picked up the talk from the people around them;

'Is that the famous Uta? Why is she here?'

'Wasn't she supposed to be on a concert tour?'

'Did the captain called her Bunny?'

'Forget that, did she just called Mister Buggy, Mommy??'

I just want Crocodile and Mihawk just shocked to hear that Buggy had a child and find it funny that she's more successful and competent than her 'mother's.

And maybe a bit jealous that Buggy spends 100% of his attention to her all day (the entire trip even).

THIS IS SO CUTE I'M SOBBING-- Uta and Buggy are so so so so sweet together. They make me go insane.

Nobody has ever seen Buggy so... Happy... And optimistic.... And genuinely caring and loving somebody this much. Like it's surprising how much Buggy changes around Uta. That's his little girl!!! Seriously. Buggy calls her his little girl, his little Bunny or whatever and she's all like "I'm older now!!! Stop saying that!!!" and he just hears a sweet little voice because that's still his little girl no matter what.

I want her to stay with them for a while and she is of course so polite and sweet to Crocodile and Mihawk because she is a star and knows how to handle social situations. But damn, she is scary when she sort of threatens them to never hurt her mom ever again. They won't listen to her but at least they won't do anything while she's here because... There's nothing scarier than a teenage idol.

They have girl nights together with Alvida, too!!! And nobody is ever allowed to mention Shanks because if they do, Uta ends up getting incredibly mad or having a breakdown and nobody needs a mentally unstable teenage girl with daddy issues to be angry. Buggy manages to calm her down every time, somehow, it's incredible.

Buggy does her hair and she sings for all of them! They make this huge party to celebrate she is here and I just know a lot of them are her fans, so she would have such a great time too!!! Buuut at the end of the day it's always just Buggy and her and Uta singing lullabies for both of them only under a starry night. I am. So not normal about them. I am not okay.

I don't want to make this about Shanks but they have to have a conversation like:

Buggy: Do you miss him? Uta: No! How could I??!?! I hate him. Buggy: You know, it is okay to miss you father- Uta: He's not-- Not anymore. Buggy: Whatever you say, kid. Uta: Besides, I like you better. Buggy: Pffft. Of course you do! Thought I-- Thought I was your mom, though? Uta: You can be both. As far as I know, both titles are free if you want them. Buggy: As if somebody other than me could match your flashiness, Bunny.

But!!!!! Crocodile and Mihawk??? Jealous of Uta???? Because Buggy spends all of the time with her??? That is amazing. And I also like to think Buggy becomes more competent and bossy when he's with Uta because if there's something scarier than a teenage idol is her parent. And Buggy would do anything for her. So he's extremely protective and also even a better leader now that he has to take care of her. While Mihawk and Crocodile are all like "????? Why the fuck did he not act like this before" and also "Why the fuck has he not talked to us all week ???". Because as long as Uta is near, Buggy doesn't fear them and he doesn't need to talk to them every day. And that bothers them soooooo much.

It'd be funny to see Uta getting along with Mihawk and Crocodile in the end. You all know (because I've talked about it) I just love Uta actually joining them and being the diva of the group. She's extremely protected and loved there!! Also please, add Perona there too because they're,,, Girlfriends,,, And they should meet,,, And be Cross Guild's princesses together,,,

[alevens]

"Buggy and Shanks this," "Buggy and Mihawk that," "Buggy and Crocodile this," "Buggy and Cross Guild that," yeah? well what about Buggy and Mr. 3 uh??? I feel like it's extremely disrespectful to forget about them when they had their whole "partner" and "we're gonna get out of here together" and "let's cuddle so we're not so cold anymore" bullshit together while on Impel Down

[marshbevvie]

He LITERALLY just said “Get in Losers, we’re going shopping”

Richie felt it adequate to take this picture of him driving in after he said that.

And also a “live Ben and Bev” reaction picture.

Ben just looks so disappointed, because he should get to be Regina George.

[artifeast]

for day 6/7 of podcast girls week! late for day 6 (and almost day 7 oops), but this is pure self-indulgence :3c

[agent-gladhand]

Commission for @alubearsworld

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[hecksupremechips]

Details that make me FERAL

[chicago-geniza]

Stefania always includes some dialogue where a passionate young suitor is like "surely you MUST be from the country, because you're so well-read in the Polish classics, and so much in harmony with The Land" and the charming assimilated urban Jewish heroine is like [coquettishly] "not exactly :)" (she is from. Łódź lmfao)

[hakaiart]

the night before mu's second voice drama

i hope the creators know they have the opportunity to make the most awful and therefore the funniest moment in milgram

[greenyball]

funky lil creature

[that-darn-clown]

Mitzi trying to teach Dook her latest cheer routine because he wants to be involved. He is Failing Miserably

[turtlemurmurs]

Revenge attack for @callm3f1sa of her adorable character Prince!! 💖

[vampa-empire]

To know, we are beyond a bow, and Io, the hues arrange to show it’s perfectly clear.

[dutybcrne]

Kaeya might stress tf out of Luc whenever he pops by the Angels Share, but lbr Luc gets him back tenfold whenever they’d cooperate on missions bc Luc will NOT hesitate to fucken Leroy Jenkins and practically make Kae go grey early in the process-

[raincandy-u]

watching/reading a condition called love is honestly like therapy to me... im sorry to say it but hananoi is basically comically relatable to me at this point and just seeing his and hotaru's relationship be as open and honest as it is gets me to cry every single time