#my extra ass eyes | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

jjdizz · 1 month ago

Text

#del #friends #discord chat #discord #spongebob #isekai #anime #cartoons #funny #del posted this earlier on twt and I meant to post it last night so I’m posting it now 🥰#sorry not sorry for using light mode 🫶#my eyes need it #my extra ass eyes

22 notes · View notes

artkaninchenbau · 4 months ago

Text

Wanted to make an Egghead-themed sticker sheet for a looong time, and once I got to it I noticed had enough room for a few more extras after the Strawhats were done... So here's some Cross Guild chibs for you

#One Piece #Sir Crocodile #Dracule Mihawk #Buggy the Clown #Cross Guild #My art #A reasonable person would've done like the Seraphim as extras or fucking Lucci Kaku and Stussy or even some of the Vegapunks #No you get the Strawhats Bonney and doofy ass looking Kuma and these fuckers #It's MY sticker sheet I GET THE DO WHAT I WANT #I'll post the rest some other time (the actual sheet looks like ass because it wasn't easy making sure they would all actually fit there)#(So I wanna post a more Glamorous Round Up of the Chib Art rather than the sticker sheet as it is) (Also I half assed the bg for it so bad)#But you get these fuckers for now #Just in time for The Husbandile's Birthday <3 #Also yes I know Mihawk's outfit color has changed AND I DON'T CARE. Look I LOVE a good yellow but Mihawk's Piss Yellow ain't it #Also I wanted to draw him with his OG bright red eyes anyways and the magenta went better with there #Ngl Buggy was the Second Funniest chib to draw on the sticker sheet. Kuma was the funniest one though but Buggy? A Great Second

372 notes · View notes

shootingstarrfish · 1 year ago

Text

do u think beel does the evil hands before he eats

#my friend said he'd eat his food too fast to even think about doing it but in my world he totally does #she doesnt get it insert rolling eyes emoji #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me beelzebub #beelzebub #obey me belphegor #belphegor #om! beelzebub #om! belphegor #shitpost #ill get back to proper art soon ive just been extra tired lately and i want a refund >:(#my constantly tired ass: man i wonder why i like the tired ones so much #ok sleep time now gn babes and besties <3 #my art #obey me art

517 notes · View notes

snackugaki · 2 years ago

Photo

glasses and gadgets gang

2K notes · View notes

dixidin · 2 months ago

Text

Capitano fanart for anyone in trying times :)

If you repost this on another website, please give credit. Do not put my art in any ai or repost it as your own work. You are free to use this as a pfp as long as you credit. Any like or rebblog is greatly appreciated. Thanks for reading! -dixidin

60 notes · View notes

sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes · 3 months ago

Text

Spider!Virgil design I made specifically for this au

In this AU I've decided that Virgil is called Paranoia instead of Anxiety (his time spent with Orange and Remus without Janus made him much more irrational), and I'm looking forward to projecting my own paranoid thoughts onto him because that'll be fun

I've also discovered I really enjoy doing sketchy lineart, and it works for art like this

#tw body horror #tw spider #tw spiders #sanders sides #virgil sanders #sanders sides au #sasi au #virgil has a button up on under his hoodie in a lame half assed attempt to match the elegant extra dark side aesthetic #his 4 spider legs curl up on his back when he's not using them #his spider eyes fade into his eyeshadow if he wants them hidden #in this au however he has them visible almost all the time #all these years later and I'm still just as bad at drawing spider legs as i was before i left the fandom in 2021 :')#spider!virgil #my art #paranoia!virgil #paranoid!virgil #are these tags used at all?#idk #idrc

24 notes · View notes

donnatroyyyy · 2 years ago

Text

Dick and Jason fighting:

Dick: you’re nothing but a scummy, worthless piece of shit! I hope you die again! You should’ve never come back in the first place!

Jason: oh yeah?! Well you’re nothing than a big fake who doesn’t deserve to be here with the family or with superheroes in general! There’s a reason why you’re the one Bruce took the longest to adopt! It’s because you’re not worth it! You’re worthless and nobody loves you!

Dick: well at least I can get my own juice box from the grocery shop! But oh no I’m Jason Todd, the favorite child because I fucking died and I need to do everything criminally because I’m rebelling! Get over yourself you ass no one thinks you’re cool!

Jason: and people think you’re cool?! With your fucking mullet phase and need to over sexualize yourself?! Yeah fucking sure, stop blowing this out of proportion it’s a fucking juicebox!

Dick: and you’re just a fucking failure but oh look at that— Bruce still loves you for some reason!

Jason: what you’re sad cuz he doesn’t love you?!

Dick: and you’re sad because you never had a real mother?

*five minutes later*

Dick, in Jason’s doorway, has done this a million times before with all his siblings: I’m going to bat burger

Jason, was contemplating burning down Dick’s apartment, and also wanted to go ask Dick his opinion on some cargos but didn’t want to be the first to cave: I’m coming with

#they both canonically can and will rip someone to shreds for whatever reason they want #verbal abuse is their weapon 😍🥰#but anyway this is more actually to do with the kinds of things that happen when me and my siblings fight than it is anything else #like we’ll be fighting like crazy. about to kill each other. punching and kicking and pulling hair. then we’re laughing cuz we can’t take #each other’s side eye srsly or something. or we’ll make up two minutes later when we want to order food or some shit.#dc comics #comics #batfam #robin #Jason Todd #dick Grayson #nightwing #Redhood #them after verbally destroying each other: do you want your fries jokerized??#the answer’s always yes btw. ain’t none of the bat kids gonna eat fries without extra seasoning. more seasoning=more happiness.#except for Bruce and Tim those white “salt is spicy’’ ass fuckers.

189 notes · View notes

somecunttookmyurl · 1 year ago

Text

after deducting the cost of materials (charms, findings, the little display cards they go on to) and, hell, even rounding it up an extra 20% for such things has "had to buy a £2 pair of pliers once"

right

after deducting that and being generous with it

i get paid roughly £165 per hour for labour making earrings. i'm serious. £5.50 for two minutes of work

#and that is - once again - still charging less than big corps whilst also paying more in materials #i could take my sweet ass time and spend a whole 5 min making one thing and still be on nearly £70 an hour #you tell me that's not just as unhinged as getting paid £5 an hour for yarncraft but in the other direction #you look me in the eye and tell me that's not a ridiculous development #i'm not also going to undercut fellow indie creators that's a dick move #and we seem to have generally established that £5-6 is a fairly standard price for earrings that also still undercuts the corporates #but when i say it's a bizarre experience i mean i get Lawyer Wages for one thing and Poverty Wages for the other. normally in the same day.#and the lawyer wages is the easier thing #if we all set the price of earrings at materials+minimum wage they would be about 75p btw #materials + double minimum wage + an extra 100% pure profit would be........ £3 #when i say nothing in claire's should cost more than a fiver i mean it with my whole chest

58 notes · View notes

moonchild-in-blue · 1 year ago

Text

This is me today. I am angry and cranky and in need to commit acts of violence.

if anyone is mean to me i will cry

#ANGRY #my insomnia has been kicking my ass lately. last night was just dreadful. it took me way too long to fall asleep even with mr token #and by fall asleep i mean the 50 minutes i could get #and i woke up way earlier than i needed to. and those dreadful bright ass church lights burned my eyes.#and just so much noise and people in general. we got food after and the amount of noise and ughhh #overstimulated and sleep-deprived #AND PMSING #i know i would feel a lot better if i took a nap but then i won't be able to sleep at a proper time yet again #so yeah. angry and cranky and bitchy it is #i apologise in advance for any possible extra weirdness #don't cross me or else 🔫🥺#darya talks to herself

23 notes · View notes

oculusxcaro · 4 months ago

Text

SEX VALUES

"I'm not gonna do... that for just anyone. Just... look, just forget I said anything, okay? Can we change the subject?"

Tagged by: @twcfaces (mwah ♡♡) Tagging: If you haven't done this yet, YOU!

#🌈 || dashboard games #🌈 || memes #Thank you so much for the tag halekulani!#I appreciated this a lot bc I honestly never did this for Khare #She's veeeery avoidant about ANYTHING to do with sex and doubly more so since getting mutated #Eyyy 50/50 club right here!#Khare honestly doesn't mind either gender both men and women can be attractive #Dom? Submissive? Switch? Whatever makes her partner happy I guess #The trick to getting with her... is that you don't haha #She can find people attractive but that's as far as her urges go #Any drive got straight up nuked after those DNA changes aafsd #I'm actually surprised sex drive got that high tbh that is probably has high as it gets EVER #The most exciting part about going to bed with someone is going to sleep and that's it - Khare #Khare why are you such a fucking 😐#Anyways good luck to anybody able to look past those extra eyes :')#OH YEAH hi guys hope you're all doing well and are having a lovely weekend!#My ass got slammed with overtime again so only 1 day off in... 2 weeks #I'm so tired bsdsds

7 notes · View notes

xenocorner · 1 year ago

Text

Me, on 2 hours of sleep, already an hour and a half past the time my class was supposed to end, but knowing my students deserve the feedback:

I'm doing it for the art I'm doing it for the art I'm doing it for the art I'm doing it for the art I'm-

#Don't get me wrong I love my students sm #but god #I'm not getting paid that extra time and my back shoulders eyes legs ass voice are killing me :')#also ofc I didn't make this face at them those guys always get to see a smile on my face the dying animal is internal #we have standards here #slash light hearted

16 notes · View notes

sunforgrace · 1 year ago

Text

I appreciate we’ve since freed ourselves from the shackles of One Blonde One Brunette since we’ve left the 2010’s behind. two brunettes should be able to kiss sloppy

#so much fanart of blonde dean. his ass is not blonde #just because he had that hair color at age 4 in the pilot does not make a blonde for life #as well as Height difference and pair the spares which meant if there was a brother character you simply must find another side character #to ship them with lest fandom large accuse you of giving them nothing. henceforth the my-strade sa-briel era of 2014 #remembering that time an anon sent me an ask complaining about my use of brunette because it’s feminine. well maybe I just like typing the #extra t and e #now if we could only free ourselves from the blue eyed industrial complex* [*I say as my brown eyes ass stares deep into the eyes of cas #images kicking my feet and giggling]

41 notes · View notes

pebblesmustard · 1 month ago

Text

I know I'm not Okay™ because I did the thing where I bought a book thinking I didn't have it but then I got home and realized, oh shit, I already have it...

I did it twice. In the last two months. With two different books.

#and realized it after at least a month after the fact too #i guess i can gift my unintended extra copies of jane eyre and the bluest eye to my sister #who is now laughing her ass off after reading my “sooo...here's a stupid thing i did” texts #and who just responded with “enter: b12 supplements”#also i think this is my sign that i should either 1. stop buying books for a while #or 2. keep a picture of my bookcase in my phone at all times #because this happening once is like a funny story to tell #but when it happens twice...it's just concerning

2 notes · View notes

skrunksthatwunk · 1 month ago

Text

it finally occurred to me to actually read the post-volume 4 pre-hiatus chapters of school zone girls and im gonna throw up i love them so bad what the FUCK. LOOK AT YOKOE

YURI WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#literally top form yokoe yatsude fuki AND sugiura content we are so Fucking BACK (<- hiatus has lasted nearly three years)#somebody who has an easier time emulating the comedic style of this shit please make content for it literally no one does and i suffer #every single day because of it. gwahhhhhhh #THERE WAS AN EXTREMELY GOOD CALLBACK INVOLVING FUKI THAT I WON'T SPOIL BUT LIKE. I LOVE HER SM #rascal curled up in my lap and has been dozing on and off the whole time i was reading this which was a struggle for me bc he didn't like m #laughing bc i was trying to keep it down for my sleeping roommate so it came out as a series of very gentle squeaks that confounded him #and anyway he's so cute i love him soooooo so much he doesn't do this too often so it's extra special when he does #SCHOOL ZONE GIRLS #yuri #someday i will simply have to compile some bits as propaganda for you all because it's so underrated it's actually criminal and physically #painful and so on #the maid cafe planning two parter. legendary to me #yatsude and fuki debating how one determines love while yatsude puts googly eyes on fuki's ass in the background followed by #shocked reaction shots from the googly eye butt face. peak

3 notes · View notes

thecedarchronicle · 1 month ago

Text

i have had maybe one of top three worst weeks of this whole year and i got through it and i am so proud of myself :)

#like first of all: scummy landlord doing scummy landlord things #then my roommate gets ringworm and we all end up getting it #i got it all over my face which was HELL.#(right at the corner of my eye too!!)#then i find out a mouse was in my room with me for almost a week #so while dealing with ringworm i have to try and catch a mouse while im sleeping in my roommates room #then i had to make food for a thanksgiving potluck my friend was hosting #and then couldnt even go bc i was so u comfy from the ringworm :(#on top of all this!! i just got promoted at work #and i work in a restaurant. and its sports + thanksgiving season #and a promotion means a harder (but much better paying!) position #so i was working my ass off during a busy season !!#and we caught the mouse + released it #and im a massive germaphobe and i had to deep clean my WHOLE room and sanitize and clear out EVERYTHING #after already having an awful and stressful and restless week #and now. i am sitting in my bed again. in my room that smells like chemical cleaner but not mouse anymore. most of my ringworm is gone #i still have some stuff to clean and sanitize #so its not over yet #but the worst part is #and i am very proud of myself for making it through it :)#vent post #tw infection #tw mice #omg and i forgot!#my car almost broke down two weeks ago so i had to take it to a mechanic while i was dealing with all of this #and at the start of the hell week i thought it was going to die and i would have to try and find a new one #luckily it ended up fine! but it was extra stress i did not need #like all at once too #grahh

6 notes · View notes

chronicallydepressedrats · 6 months ago

Text

Feeling a little more insecure lately about just how thin I am tbh. If you like girls who look dead as they continue to breathe every day hmu.

#bmi says leaning to underweight but still in a healthy range but the bmi scale is bullshit #my ribs are constantly visible and if I'm laying back my already thin tummy can sink a little deeper into me #i look like a draugr #also i have super deep and dark eye bags and I kinda like the aesthetic tbh but it contributed to looking dead #i need to eat more and gain weight but my relationship with food is so horrendous #and lately my appetite has been really bad too #i felt so bad a I met with a friend on sunday who bought me dinner at this Vietnamese place right #i took one bite and it took so much effort to swallow it and i had to stop myself from vomitting twice #and it wasn't the food being gross I just couldn't do it #i ate a plain ass meat and cheese sandwich (which i thought was a safe food) last week and gagged on the last bite #but i sure seem to be able to keep stomaching fast food I don't wanna spend the extra money on #what is wrong w me

2 notes · View notes