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#del#friends#discord chat#discord#spongebob#isekai#anime#cartoons#funny#del posted this earlier on twt and I meant to post it last night so I’m posting it now 🥰#sorry not sorry for using light mode 🫶#my eyes need it#my extra ass eyes
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Wanted to make an Egghead-themed sticker sheet for a looong time, and once I got to it I noticed had enough room for a few more extras after the Strawhats were done... So here's some Cross Guild chibs for you
#One Piece#Sir Crocodile#Dracule Mihawk#Buggy the Clown#Cross Guild#My art#A reasonable person would've done like the Seraphim as extras or fucking Lucci Kaku and Stussy or even some of the Vegapunks#No you get the Strawhats Bonney and doofy ass looking Kuma and these fuckers#It's MY sticker sheet I GET THE DO WHAT I WANT#I'll post the rest some other time (the actual sheet looks like ass because it wasn't easy making sure they would all actually fit there)#(So I wanna post a more Glamorous Round Up of the Chib Art rather than the sticker sheet as it is) (Also I half assed the bg for it so bad)#But you get these fuckers for now#Just in time for The Husbandile's Birthday <3#Also yes I know Mihawk's outfit color has changed AND I DON'T CARE. Look I LOVE a good yellow but Mihawk's Piss Yellow ain't it#Also I wanted to draw him with his OG bright red eyes anyways and the magenta went better with there#Ngl Buggy was the Second Funniest chib to draw on the sticker sheet. Kuma was the funniest one though but Buggy? A Great Second
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do u think beel does the evil hands before he eats
#my friend said he'd eat his food too fast to even think about doing it but in my world he totally does#she doesnt get it insert rolling eyes emoji#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me beelzebub#beelzebub#obey me belphegor#belphegor#om! beelzebub#om! belphegor#shitpost#ill get back to proper art soon ive just been extra tired lately and i want a refund >:(#my constantly tired ass: man i wonder why i like the tired ones so much#ok sleep time now gn babes and besties <3#my art#obey me art
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glasses and gadgets gang
#the insomnia is kicking my ass#but this is how i became a better artist#by irresponsibly using the extra hours i'm awake to practice#(do not actually do this)#(don't)#for my nearsighted homies#my farsighted homies#and my bitches with astigmatism#turtleweens pointed out#bayDonnie is farsighted#which: correct#if the eyes look huge in the lens#you got the far sight#if the eyes look like dots#bitch good luck if you ever put down your glasses and forget where immediately after#the fact both donnies#have done the dumbest shit with their brothers#and have their OHHHHHHH!!! reactions#mwah#chef's kiss#fanart shitposting#mutant mayhem#mutant mayhem donnie#mm donnie#mm donatello#bayverse donnie#bayverse donatello#bay tmnt#bayverse tmnt#bay donnie
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Capitano fanart for anyone in trying times :)
If you repost this on another website, please give credit. Do not put my art in any ai or repost it as your own work. You are free to use this as a pfp as long as you credit. Any like or rebblog is greatly appreciated. Thanks for reading! -dixidin
#I lovveee drawing big guys only for the soul reason just because I want to be hugged to death by him#my autistic ass#also their big titsWHAT#btw look at my boy with curly hairrr. he is so so fluffy :3#AND HIS LITTLE SWEATER HE'S SO COZY#also for anyone wondering that's his eye underneath. I like to add it for extra facial reactions cause it's funny#genshin impact#genshin#genshin impact capitano#capitano genshin impact#genshin capitano#capitano genshin#il capitano#capitano#fatui capitano#genshin impact fatui#fatui harbingers#fatui fanart#genshin impact fanart#genshin fanart#capitano fanart#capitano fluff#helll yeahhhh
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gather your party and venture forth
#skeletxt#my art#i did work on the other one i just got so mad at merlins outfit i needed to do something completely different#i will never get tired of drawing connie w the sweetest bubble face with bright eyes and a will to live and putting him next to#izou and sali. gold every time.#quick q&a on classes. revenger isnt a unique extra class i made up i just gotta separate the two avengers in my headspace#takasugis a gunner bc 1 hes 90% gun 2 if i have another Arjuna Event itll get confusing like above case 3 it kicks ass. many know this.
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Spider!Virgil design I made specifically for this au
In this AU I've decided that Virgil is called Paranoia instead of Anxiety (his time spent with Orange and Remus without Janus made him much more irrational), and I'm looking forward to projecting my own paranoid thoughts onto him because that'll be fun
I've also discovered I really enjoy doing sketchy lineart, and it works for art like this
#tw body horror#tw spider#tw spiders#sanders sides#virgil sanders#sanders sides au#sasi au#virgil has a button up on under his hoodie in a lame half assed attempt to match the elegant extra dark side aesthetic#his 4 spider legs curl up on his back when he's not using them#his spider eyes fade into his eyeshadow if he wants them hidden#in this au however he has them visible almost all the time#all these years later and I'm still just as bad at drawing spider legs as i was before i left the fandom in 2021 :')#spider!virgil#my art#paranoia!virgil#paranoid!virgil#are these tags used at all?#idk#idrc
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Dick and Jason fighting:
Dick: you’re nothing but a scummy, worthless piece of shit! I hope you die again! You should’ve never come back in the first place!
Jason: oh yeah?! Well you’re nothing than a big fake who doesn’t deserve to be here with the family or with superheroes in general! There’s a reason why you’re the one Bruce took the longest to adopt! It’s because you’re not worth it! You’re worthless and nobody loves you!
Dick: well at least I can get my own juice box from the grocery shop! But oh no I’m Jason Todd, the favorite child because I fucking died and I need to do everything criminally because I’m rebelling! Get over yourself you ass no one thinks you’re cool!
Jason: and people think you’re cool?! With your fucking mullet phase and need to over sexualize yourself?! Yeah fucking sure, stop blowing this out of proportion it’s a fucking juicebox!
Dick: and you’re just a fucking failure but oh look at that— Bruce still loves you for some reason!
Jason: what you’re sad cuz he doesn’t love you?!
Dick: and you’re sad because you never had a real mother?
*five minutes later*
Dick, in Jason’s doorway, has done this a million times before with all his siblings: I’m going to bat burger
Jason, was contemplating burning down Dick’s apartment, and also wanted to go ask Dick his opinion on some cargos but didn’t want to be the first to cave: I’m coming with
#they both canonically can and will rip someone to shreds for whatever reason they want#verbal abuse is their weapon 😍🥰#but anyway this is more actually to do with the kinds of things that happen when me and my siblings fight than it is anything else#like we’ll be fighting like crazy. about to kill each other. punching and kicking and pulling hair. then we’re laughing cuz we can’t take#each other’s side eye srsly or something. or we’ll make up two minutes later when we want to order food or some shit.#dc comics#comics#batfam#robin#Jason Todd#dick Grayson#nightwing#Redhood#them after verbally destroying each other: do you want your fries jokerized??#the answer’s always yes btw. ain’t none of the bat kids gonna eat fries without extra seasoning. more seasoning=more happiness.#except for Bruce and Tim those white “salt is spicy’’ ass fuckers.
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been a while ✌️ ive been inactive since my health hasn't been so good, so i'm unable to keep up with a LOT of things right now (even though i want to!! i miss yapping abt ocs!! 😭😭) also, january is my work's busiest busy season, so yeah i needed to lock in with the little energy i have.
anyway, the last few weeks, i've become even more low energy even if i'm actively trying to switch to a healthier lifestyle. i'm consuming significantly less to barely any sugar and avoid inflammatory foods when i can. ive been walking 0.5-1km on the walkpad and doing daily stretches too. i've also been taking supplements to balance my hormones. isn't that just strange????? i'm trying to be healthy but end up even worse????
for every little/few things that i do, i'd be so tired i'll need to lie down and nap (or i'll risk it getting worse). the constant body pain is affecting me even more than i can usually tolerate and it's seeping into my work efficiency too. honestly, wtv this bitchass illness is, it can seep into my hobbies but work is the last straw!!! i need my money, i love financial security while being able to fund my delusions, i don't want to underperform in my job. my usual meds don't seem to be working anymore too, be it paracetamol, ibuprofen or tylenol. salonpas, oils or heat pads are also not working.
fortunately, i've been able to recently consult with a psychologist/therapist and an internist (finding this internist took some time! the ones before i found this one cancelled on me 😅). all of them are online consultations thankfully, so i won't have to go outside for it and suffer from painful wait times. but what i do have to go outside for is the handful of lab tests that i need to do dshfvghvfd
i can go tomorrow, but my health insurance expired so i still gotta take care of the renewal for it this week if i wanna save money (and pay the premium...not installment btw...). or maybe i can just say fuck it we ball and go???? im so desperate to have some form of relief from these physical symptoms at least.
the doctor did prescribe me new pain meds. i'm gonna have it delivered today, i hope it works (please please please).
the bottomline is that i can make therapist jokes now. my therapist will be hearing all the yapping that i've done in this post, that's all thank, bless. i might start playing la/ds soon too, i need my otoge emotional support. and yes, despite everything, i'm still somehow making slow and steady progress with my projects yippeeee
#eintxt#more health ranting idk#i need to yap this out#but yapping also makes me tired helpppp i alr have the need to lie down#this shit is so ass!!!#got rlly sick the other day too that was extra shitty#i'll post smth pleasant to my eyes next then i'll lie down and rest#bc this month has not been pleasant in general
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after deducting the cost of materials (charms, findings, the little display cards they go on to) and, hell, even rounding it up an extra 20% for such things has "had to buy a £2 pair of pliers once"
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after deducting that and being generous with it
i get paid roughly £165 per hour for labour making earrings. i'm serious. £5.50 for two minutes of work
#and that is - once again - still charging less than big corps whilst also paying more in materials#i could take my sweet ass time and spend a whole 5 min making one thing and still be on nearly £70 an hour#you tell me that's not just as unhinged as getting paid £5 an hour for yarncraft but in the other direction#you look me in the eye and tell me that's not a ridiculous development#i'm not also going to undercut fellow indie creators that's a dick move#and we seem to have generally established that £5-6 is a fairly standard price for earrings that also still undercuts the corporates#but when i say it's a bizarre experience i mean i get Lawyer Wages for one thing and Poverty Wages for the other. normally in the same day.#and the lawyer wages is the easier thing#if we all set the price of earrings at materials+minimum wage they would be about 75p btw#materials + double minimum wage + an extra 100% pure profit would be........ £3#when i say nothing in claire's should cost more than a fiver i mean it with my whole chest
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This is me today. I am angry and cranky and in need to commit acts of violence.
if anyone is mean to me i will cry
#ANGRY#my insomnia has been kicking my ass lately. last night was just dreadful. it took me way too long to fall asleep even with mr token#and by fall asleep i mean the 50 minutes i could get#and i woke up way earlier than i needed to. and those dreadful bright ass church lights burned my eyes.#and just so much noise and people in general. we got food after and the amount of noise and ughhh#overstimulated and sleep-deprived#AND PMSING#i know i would feel a lot better if i took a nap but then i won't be able to sleep at a proper time yet again#so yeah. angry and cranky and bitchy it is#i apologise in advance for any possible extra weirdness#don't cross me or else 🔫🥺#darya talks to herself
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SEX VALUES
"I'm not gonna do... that for just anyone. Just... look, just forget I said anything, okay? Can we change the subject?"
Tagged by: @twcfaces (mwah ♡♡) Tagging: If you haven't done this yet, YOU!
#🌈 || dashboard games#🌈 || memes#Thank you so much for the tag halekulani!#I appreciated this a lot bc I honestly never did this for Khare#She's veeeery avoidant about ANYTHING to do with sex and doubly more so since getting mutated#Eyyy 50/50 club right here!#Khare honestly doesn't mind either gender both men and women can be attractive#Dom? Submissive? Switch? Whatever makes her partner happy I guess#The trick to getting with her... is that you don't haha#She can find people attractive but that's as far as her urges go#Any drive got straight up nuked after those DNA changes aafsd#I'm actually surprised sex drive got that high tbh that is probably has high as it gets EVER#The most exciting part about going to bed with someone is going to sleep and that's it - Khare#Khare why are you such a fucking 😐#Anyways good luck to anybody able to look past those extra eyes :')#OH YEAH hi guys hope you're all doing well and are having a lovely weekend!#My ass got slammed with overtime again so only 1 day off in... 2 weeks#I'm so tired bsdsds
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Me, on 2 hours of sleep, already an hour and a half past the time my class was supposed to end, but knowing my students deserve the feedback:
I'm doing it for the art I'm doing it for the art I'm doing it for the art I'm doing it for the art I'm-
#Don't get me wrong I love my students sm#but god#I'm not getting paid that extra time and my back shoulders eyes legs ass voice are killing me :')#also ofc I didn't make this face at them those guys always get to see a smile on my face the dying animal is internal#we have standards here#slash light hearted
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I appreciate we’ve since freed ourselves from the shackles of One Blonde One Brunette since we’ve left the 2010’s behind. two brunettes should be able to kiss sloppy
#so much fanart of blonde dean. his ass is not blonde#just because he had that hair color at age 4 in the pilot does not make a blonde for life#as well as Height difference and pair the spares which meant if there was a brother character you simply must find another side character#to ship them with lest fandom large accuse you of giving them nothing. henceforth the my-strade sa-briel era of 2014#remembering that time an anon sent me an ask complaining about my use of brunette because it’s feminine. well maybe I just like typing the#extra t and e#now if we could only free ourselves from the blue eyed industrial complex* [*I say as my brown eyes ass stares deep into the eyes of cas#images kicking my feet and giggling]
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I know I'm not Okay™ because I did the thing where I bought a book thinking I didn't have it but then I got home and realized, oh shit, I already have it...
I did it twice. In the last two months. With two different books.
#and realized it after at least a month after the fact too#i guess i can gift my unintended extra copies of jane eyre and the bluest eye to my sister#who is now laughing her ass off after reading my “sooo...here's a stupid thing i did” texts#and who just responded with “enter: b12 supplements”#also i think this is my sign that i should either 1. stop buying books for a while#or 2. keep a picture of my bookcase in my phone at all times#because this happening once is like a funny story to tell#but when it happens twice...it's just concerning
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it finally occurred to me to actually read the post-volume 4 pre-hiatus chapters of school zone girls and im gonna throw up i love them so bad what the FUCK. LOOK AT YOKOE
YURI WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#literally top form yokoe yatsude fuki AND sugiura content we are so Fucking BACK (<- hiatus has lasted nearly three years)#somebody who has an easier time emulating the comedic style of this shit please make content for it literally no one does and i suffer#every single day because of it. gwahhhhhhh#THERE WAS AN EXTREMELY GOOD CALLBACK INVOLVING FUKI THAT I WON'T SPOIL BUT LIKE. I LOVE HER SM#rascal curled up in my lap and has been dozing on and off the whole time i was reading this which was a struggle for me bc he didn't like m#laughing bc i was trying to keep it down for my sleeping roommate so it came out as a series of very gentle squeaks that confounded him#and anyway he's so cute i love him soooooo so much he doesn't do this too often so it's extra special when he does#SCHOOL ZONE GIRLS#yuri#someday i will simply have to compile some bits as propaganda for you all because it's so underrated it's actually criminal and physically#painful and so on#the maid cafe planning two parter. legendary to me#yatsude and fuki debating how one determines love while yatsude puts googly eyes on fuki's ass in the background followed by#shocked reaction shots from the googly eye butt face. peak
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