#my evil knows no bounds

[0men0fl1fe]

GOD I love cow sharks I researched them for like three days a few years ago and they're SO cool i'm gonna research them again so I can talk more about them and annoy everyone around me

[hadoom]

U was booked in the soup

hehehe

boiling you :)

[turtle-sister-april]

Good point Donatello.

But you know Donnie, I believe you also left out 2 nicknames. That would be Blue and Nardo, right Dee?

Anyway, I thought this was funny and had to share it with you, Tello. Hope you enjoyed it Purple.~

And yes, all of this was on purpose @donniesexceptionalmind. 😈

I haven’t posted art on this account in literally years, but I’m back baby! Ahaha!

[0vergrowngraveyard]

boy entered my brain and would not leave

[figs-oliomedley]

me watching Evil Jay get hyped up just to lose his first match: THAT'S MY LOSER! THAT'S MY FUCKING DIPSHIT!!

[scowlsnwhiskey]

🧪🔦

[salcreus]

Post AA6 yuri 😼😼😼

[autistically-zoinked]

I'm currently obsessed with watching iwtv reactions rn and it sucks soooo bad when the reactors aren't freaks. "OMG Lestat and Louis are so toxic! Claudia is evil! Armand is literally Satan! Daniel is an asshole" like ughhh SHUT UPPPPP THAT'S THE POINT!

But I do have to say that it makes it 10× better when the reactor is a freak (affectionate). Like they understand that it's a gothic romance and love it! (I also love when they can dissect WHY the characters are behaving the way they do.)

[zenkindoflove]

Just sitting here on my lunch break thinking about Sansa Stark and Elain Archeron parallels again.

[zer0pm]

Oh God, imagine if Luis ended up reuniting with someone he worked with during his time at Umbrella, and they kinda had a thing going on in secret but ended up going their separate ways when Umbrella finished. And they reunite in Spain.

Sorry, just a daft idea.

Omg bestie, I’ve literally been working on this idea for weeks- are you psychic??

Here’s a sneak peek 🫣

[francy-sketches]

working on character designs for my final project ^_^ if they look a lil familiar mind your business

[h20milk]

& ; twenty-one.

[moeblob]

Someone sent me a message on Discord like "why is everyone obsessed with the Random Guy" in regards to the tags on my previous post. SO. I definitely rambled there but also I love this plot a whole lot and it's very dear to me so:

Tolliver is the "Just a Guy" who Kronos wants dead for stealing all of the Devil's focus. The thing is, Tolliver doesn't WANT the focus but not much he can do! He was born and his parents opted to sell /his/ soul to the succubi in exchange for wealth and fame. So while they retained souls (and then promptly died after ticking off the wrong people with their money and habits, coincidental deaths of course) he doesn't have that leniency. He can do whatever he wants and he'll still be dragged to Hell when he dies even if he's a saint. His soul is already waiting for him down there.

So the Devil is like "well, time to send low ranking demons after my living toy but I distinctly do not wish him dead yet" and that's not really a thing Tolliver knows. So he thinks if he doesn't really fight back he's just gonna die early and while he doesn't think it's nice on earth, he'd rather not start his eternal burning quite yet. So he uses a magic marker (literally) to ward off and banish the demons. That's why the Devil is invested in him - it's entertainment on earth with his future property!

Kronos going up to kill him and then failing and then becoming his roommate is actually the reason why other demons kinda track Tolliver. They're tracking Kronos. They need Kronos back in Hell come on stop loitering on earth buddy. (he continues to loiter on earth)

The siren is purely coincidental in that Tolliver sees her when it's cold and gives her his jacket completely unaware she isn't even human. Then we have one of the bad guys, The Boogeyman. He feeds off of nightmares and that means Tolliver is a delight since all he HAS is nightmares. Man's never had a good dream in his life. So it's a nice little "promised" meal but he ropes the Sandman into luring others to sleep for him to feed off of. Eventually Lady Luck gets involved with Boogie and she's a bit arrogant and childish (there's lore there) and then she sees Tolliver. Fighting against Boogie's grasp despite having nothing to fight for. And she decides he deserves one win in his life since it's clear that the hand he's been dealt sucks. And stops helping Boogie which ends up being his demise.

All the demons that directly interact with Tolliver aren't there for the random guy, honestly. They're there for Kronos. Who unfortunately is obsessed with Tolliver (and he's got such a weird gay crush on the guy and gets so emotionally distraught when Tolliver doesn't feel the same cause he doesn't feel anything for anyone because he doesn't have a soul and feels zero attachment.)

[toytulini]

i feel like the makeup standards are not necessarily going to get Worse, just. stay the Same. "raised by sephora and ulta" christ alive yall act like this shit is new. as if this hasnt been the standard to blast young girls with makeup ads and shit via magazine and tv and imposed beauty standards anyway. the only real difference is like, idk, accessibility of tutorials for how to apply it well

[im14andivebeen14foramonth]

ha ha ha. the way my feelings started to grow for my best friend right before I found out he's moving states and states away over the summer. ha ha ha. so pony and johnny core hahhaha

[hypervoxel]

My Worst Hot Take about Hazbin characters are. Okay, context: you know the drama about how Vox is a terrible person and you can't woobify him, Valentino isn't abusive because Vox is just as bad?

So anyway. You know Angel, the mafioso, who enjoys killing people? You know how the crimes the Mafia committed while Angel was alive and therefore involved in their crimes included things like human trafficking?

Hottest take: Angel is also a terrible person.