#my evil knows no bounds

[0men0fl1fe]

GOD I love cow sharks I researched them for like three days a few years ago and they're SO cool i'm gonna research them again so I can talk more about them and annoy everyone around me

[turtle-sister-april]

Good point Donatello.

But you know Donnie, I believe you also left out 2 nicknames. That would be Blue and Nardo, right Dee?

Anyway, I thought this was funny and had to share it with you, Tello. Hope you enjoyed it Purple.~

And yes, all of this was on purpose @donniesexceptionalmind. 😈

I haven’t posted art on this account in literally years, but I’m back baby! Ahaha!

[0vergrowngraveyard]

boy entered my brain and would not leave

[3-aem]

universal healthcare is not broken and anyone trying to convince you it is is delusional and a dckrider for big health insurance. yes there are wait times but waiting for care is Not the same as being denied care.

in america your physician prescribes care and an insurer can still cuck you out of it because someone across the continent who has never met you can say: doesn’t seem medically necessary. Leaving you to handle a bill that is wildly inflated by the same insurers that just denied you.

let me drill it through your head you can pay thousands a year in premiums and still end up sick and financially burdened for years by One incident. no insurance company is Avoiding going broke by denying claims. theyre doing it to profit off your misfortune and your illness. Because healthcare fundamentally does not cost the amount that they claim it to be.

[figs-oliomedley]

me watching Evil Jay get hyped up just to lose his first match: THAT'S MY LOSER! THAT'S MY FUCKING DIPSHIT!!

[scowlsnwhiskey]

🧪🔦

[salcreus]

Post AA6 yuri 😼😼😼

[autistically-zoinked]

I'm currently obsessed with watching iwtv reactions rn and it sucks soooo bad when the reactors aren't freaks. "OMG Lestat and Louis are so toxic! Claudia is evil! Armand is literally Satan! Daniel is an asshole" like ughhh SHUT UPPPPP THAT'S THE POINT!

But I do have to say that it makes it 10× better when the reactor is a freak (affectionate). Like they understand that it's a gothic romance and love it! (I also love when they can dissect WHY the characters are behaving the way they do.)

[zenkindoflove]

Just sitting here on my lunch break thinking about Sansa Stark and Elain Archeron parallels again.

[h20milk]

& ; twenty-one.

[methoughtsphantom]

dead on main arranged married au but it’s all because of some random guy who heard from the realms that the prince was single and wanted to marry for power, only that’s not how it works. the bonding spell instead has lady gotham, who has jurisdiction on her city, being given the choice to choose one of her own to marry off the prince. of course she chooses Jason. This is unbeknownst to him. at least, until a justice league dark magical emergency has Jason trying to summon the all blades only to get glowing flamey green guns instead.

[zer0pm]

Oh God, imagine if Luis ended up reuniting with someone he worked with during his time at Umbrella, and they kinda had a thing going on in secret but ended up going their separate ways when Umbrella finished. And they reunite in Spain.

Sorry, just a daft idea.

Omg bestie, I’ve literally been working on this idea for weeks- are you psychic??

Here’s a sneak peek 🫣

[francy-sketches]

working on character designs for my final project ^_^ if they look a lil familiar mind your business

[your-reluctant-optimist]

I just went and got my seconds pierced the other day and, while the lady doing the piercings was telling me about all the aftercare stuff, my mother (because I'm at my parents' house for Christmas) piped up telling her not to worry, joking about how well I did all the aftercare stuff when I had my ears pierced the first time, even though I was only like seven.

And I was like. Well duh. You gave an autistic kid explicit instructions on what they should do and- bonus!- told them to do it routinely every day. What did you think was going to happen?

[moeblob]

Someone sent me a message on Discord like "why is everyone obsessed with the Random Guy" in regards to the tags on my previous post. SO. I definitely rambled there but also I love this plot a whole lot and it's very dear to me so:

Tolliver is the "Just a Guy" who Kronos wants dead for stealing all of the Devil's focus. The thing is, Tolliver doesn't WANT the focus but not much he can do! He was born and his parents opted to sell /his/ soul to the succubi in exchange for wealth and fame. So while they retained souls (and then promptly died after ticking off the wrong people with their money and habits, coincidental deaths of course) he doesn't have that leniency. He can do whatever he wants and he'll still be dragged to Hell when he dies even if he's a saint. His soul is already waiting for him down there.

So the Devil is like "well, time to send low ranking demons after my living toy but I distinctly do not wish him dead yet" and that's not really a thing Tolliver knows. So he thinks if he doesn't really fight back he's just gonna die early and while he doesn't think it's nice on earth, he'd rather not start his eternal burning quite yet. So he uses a magic marker (literally) to ward off and banish the demons. That's why the Devil is invested in him - it's entertainment on earth with his future property!

Kronos going up to kill him and then failing and then becoming his roommate is actually the reason why other demons kinda track Tolliver. They're tracking Kronos. They need Kronos back in Hell come on stop loitering on earth buddy. (he continues to loiter on earth)

The siren is purely coincidental in that Tolliver sees her when it's cold and gives her his jacket completely unaware she isn't even human. Then we have one of the bad guys, The Boogeyman. He feeds off of nightmares and that means Tolliver is a delight since all he HAS is nightmares. Man's never had a good dream in his life. So it's a nice little "promised" meal but he ropes the Sandman into luring others to sleep for him to feed off of. Eventually Lady Luck gets involved with Boogie and she's a bit arrogant and childish (there's lore there) and then she sees Tolliver. Fighting against Boogie's grasp despite having nothing to fight for. And she decides he deserves one win in his life since it's clear that the hand he's been dealt sucks. And stops helping Boogie which ends up being his demise.

All the demons that directly interact with Tolliver aren't there for the random guy, honestly. They're there for Kronos. Who unfortunately is obsessed with Tolliver (and he's got such a weird gay crush on the guy and gets so emotionally distraught when Tolliver doesn't feel the same cause he doesn't feel anything for anyone because he doesn't have a soul and feels zero attachment.)

[im14andivebeen14foramonth]

ha ha ha. the way my feelings started to grow for my best friend right before I found out he's moving states and states away over the summer. ha ha ha. so pony and johnny core hahhaha