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my son, frouge, as seen full of macroplastics
#literally love this thing sm#and!!!!! i made it!!!!!!!!!!#frouge pronounced like frown. but. frowg#fraowg#that looks like keysmash#anyway. its not the best structure wise bc ive literally never sewn before today#but i think i did well!!!!#i wanna make another one#but hoo boy i gotta pace myself#my everything is at 0 😔#OH YEAH pattern from sew desu ne#the beginner set specifically#highly recommended owo
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I think it all started when I was born.
Maybe the astrology people were right. Maybe your fate is directed by whichever star you’re born under, on whichever date you took your first breath.
If so, I imagine that every other baby born alongside me 23 years ago isn’t doing well right now. I wish I could find them, make a support group together- maybe they’d understand me, for a change.
I grew up pretty normally. I remember getting stung by fire ants in my house, watching the occasional toucan on the trees outside, and cycling to the wet market at 7am.
When we were bored we played tikam-tikam, and winning just half a ringgit was enough to make my day. Our house was small, our village had only one internet access port, and we were happy.
I’m typing this from the 60th floor of the financial district right now, where I’m working, and the view is amazing. If I had stayed in my village, I would never have believed that buildings could grow higher than 10 stories.
Growing up in Singapore was different. Wayyy different. You often hear that the city moves faster, but I don’t think that’s exactly true; the city only moves with urgency, because everything matters now. If you’re not moving, you’re flatlining. Get good grades, join a good club, get a good internship, and buy a happy life. The Singaporean guide to success.
Honestly, I prefer it to my village. We grew up poor, and in Malaysia I envied the rich for their luck. Here in Singapore I was poor too, but only for a while; here the rationality of meritocracy pushed me up, higher than I thought possible- 59 stories, to be exact.
I genuinely can’t pinpoint when my life started running on these tracks, or when I realised that I was born to suffer. Perhaps it was 23 years ago, under that star. Maybe it was all those nights I covered my ears as my parents fought in my room. I wonder if that changed my brain’s chemistry at all.
Maybe it was when my parents abandoned me in a forest at 2am. Maybe it was when I was sent to the ER by my brother. Maybe it was when I realised the undercurrent of discomfort running through me every second of every hour of every day was called gender dysphoria.
Whatever the reason, it’s all fallen into place like Tetris, and it feels like my game is ending. The ceiling is coming for me, and as the odds stack against me I cannot help but feel blessed. I walk through life isolated from troubles, materially rich and spiritually alone. Nothing will ever touch me like it did again.
I walk through life isolated. Nothing will ever touch me again.
#hi yall!#this is a personal story about my life up till now#i haven’t used tumblr for quiteee a long time#it was really difficult to use tumblr because it reminded me of my ex#but i think i’m getting better (manifest 🙏🙏🙏)#so……. how are yall? :0#i am a vastly different person and i will never be the same again#i assume it’s the same for you too#of course it all fell apart. your new life will cost your old one#this action cannot be undone 😔#i’m glad to see you guys again#despite everything its still you#by the way some things never change#i have a research paper due in 7 days and i have not started hehe
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it's always so funny when people say they're intimidated by me/my first impression was intimidating bcs in high school i was the complete opposite 😭😭.
#the side effect of my major i believe.........3yrs of academic trauma has granted me the powers of a resting bitch face#and a demanding voice 😔😔#another thing that has changed is my patience i have literally 0 atp everything irritates me to no end HUAGDHSHSHSJSJA 😭😭#funniest thing someone has said to me so far is that 'if we weren't friends i don't think i'd be able to talk to you' HAHHSSJSJ#during our org sensi last sept.....we did this paper message thing and like 5 of the messages on mine had the words intimidating on them#😭😭😭 in hs people told me i was so demure and nice looking and they were shocked to hear me swear seriously what has my major done to me#don't take political science if u don't want to undergo reverse character development#there was also a time where i thought i was very politely telling this group of students that 'we have a class in this room'#and my friend pulled me away saying 'dude u sounded like a bitch rn' and i was ?!?!?? I THOUGHT I WAS SAYING IT POLITELY
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rin I heard from mimi you're also in your gojo phase (I argued that it's not a phase)
hii, elise! you heard right and you are infinitely correct BECAUSE IT IS DEFINITELY NOT A PHASE ಥ_ಥ
#it started back in 2021 when i first watched jjk#he took my breath away you have no idea 😔😔😔#AND THEN IT CONTINUED ALL THE WAY UNTIL JJK 0#AND HERE WE ARE NOW#also have YOU SEEN THE NEW EPISODE?#I CRIED AND SCREAMED EVEN THOUGH I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#— ; messages to rin#— ; elise
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cheerful energetic kittyboy and stoic depressed doggyboy<3 anything is possible
#99.txt#its gwemin and premin.............#thinking so much about them#their dynamic is everything to me <- i keep secret inside my mind so no one knows what im talking about#im gona make real content for them plz... .soon... i want to#its so hard =_=#and i have less time now#im always like :(((( why does no one carethem :(((( <- because i have made 0 of their stories yet its just secret in my mind gsdkjh#i have twoooo gwemin & premin comics like. pretty solid in my mind#i just have to . learn to draw again#guys i lied i dont know how to draw 😓😔
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Love it when I'm scrolling down my dash and suddenly Tumblr decides to make my phone explode 💥💥💥
#ignore me im tired and depressed /lh#fr tho my phone is so annoyingggg#doesnt matter how much storage i free up it just stops working randomly and crashes#sometimes its just the app im using and other times its the entire phone and i have to force restart#i hate apple products so much but fuck i miss my iphone it didnt treat me like this#the worst it ever did to me was drop the battery from 100 to 0 in under an hour 😔#i only switched to a samsung to stay on my family's plan bc i literally had 0 money after graduation#now i have some but not enough for monthly bill on both my phone and ipad#bc i need to use data instead of wifi on that thing bc i live on the complete opposite end of the house from the router#the signal doesnt even reach my room 😭#we dont even have a big house my family is just cheap on wifi and would rather use extenders that ultimately make the wifi worse#again im tired and depressed abd im on my period and wanna complain abt everything rn bc i have no outlet irl#SORRY /gen
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─ 𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘪𝘪. (𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳) ⛵️
⤷ summary: miami and monaco. just lando being horribly down bad and y/n being at her wits end. poor oscar just can't escape the train wreck that is two losers with feelings and zero (0) emotional competency .
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mclaren sorry to report that the only good thing about miami was the weather! (and the celebrities)
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user1 it's okay admin, you can say the car was shit
mclaren yeah the car was shit
user2 mclaren team is cursed i fear
mclaren alr where my witch baddies at? please unhex us pls pls pls
user3 uhm!!!????
mclaren desperate times desperate measures and all that jazz
user4 normal people: oh no the car is bad. yn: we're cursed for generations to come ☹️
landonorris i didn't get to meet shakira, what's the point of going on living
mclaren there is none! kys
landonorris oh wow
user5 nahhhh she gettin fired 💀
user6 not a single photo with lando's face 😭
user7 boohoo ☺️ OSCAR FANS, THEY BROKE BUT WE UP ‼️‼️‼️
user6 ok enough
landonorris post me challenge (difficult)
mclaren uh no (: go talk to hr bro we do not careeeeeee
user8 this beef is crazy, yall havent made up yet
user9 DOES ANYONE EVEN KNOW WHY THEYRE BEEFING 😭
oscarpiastri yeah
mclaren hey oscar! great race
oscarpiastri don't ever lie to my face like that again
maxfewtrell gonna build the car myself at this point
user10 i see a podium in our future everyone say thank you max
user11 y/n livestream when 😔
ynusername (;
user11 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
user12 lando and admin flirting again, who could've guessed
user13 ... she told him to kill himself
user14 the enemies to lovers is enemying 🤩
user13 yeah, it's giving enemies to lovers but no lovers only murder
mclaren truth.
user12 ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HWRE
user15 mclaren, fire everyone and hire y/n as the engineer/ strategist/ driver/ pit crew/ pr
mclaren we winning 🥱
oscarpiastri you'd be the only one finishing cause everyone else would die ☝🏻
mclaren shut the fuck up oscar 🙄
user16 flying cars they said 😔
mclaren how the mighty have fallen
user17 WE THE BEST TEAM ON THE GRIDDDD YUHHH
mclaren i'm gonna hold your hand while i say this
user18 it's been 20 years since i've seen my husband 😞 (admin won't post pictures of lando anymore)
mclaren your husband is ugly as fuck
landonorris what the fuck!
mclaren get off your phone loser
user19 full oscar picture when (i'mbeg ging you please i needg it nowe)
mclaren BAD DOG DOWN OMFG
lilyzneimer i would argue you were the best part of miami
mclaren YOU ARE SO FINE YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEAUTIFUL GIRL 🤭
oscarpiastri GET AWAY FROM HER YOU FREAK 🤺
user20 y/n being unprofessional on the team page, who's shocked
mclaren and the world kept spinning
user21 we all know who was really shit here (looking at you lando)
mclaren it's not funny when you do it.
landonorris when she defends you 🥴
mclaren i'm telling a trusted adult danielricciardo
danielricciardo what the fuck makes you think i can be trusted
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The image flickered onto the screen as the broadcast began. Lando, clothed comfortably in sweats, a cap, and his streaming headphones, looked briefly off camera to where his guests sat waiting to be introduced.
He glanced up at Streamlabs and was shocked to see he had upwards of 30,000 viewers. He had only just started the stream and many people had likely not even gotten the Twitch notification yet. He shook off his shock and plastered on his usual smirk.
Everything is fine. I am totally and completely fine.
"Welcome, welcome. How are you all doing today? There's a lot of people here already. What's the special occasion guys?" He joked, being met with a scoff from the girl to his left.
Everything is not fine at all.
Lando almost never felt nervous when he would stream. After all, he was just playing game with his friends, the chat comments streaming through at a speed he could barely read. Even then, being in Formula One for so long meant he was used to being watched, his every little move being observed nearly constantly since his debut in 2019.
And yet all it took was her presence and suddenly he was nervous. His palms were sweaty, his heart was beating at a mile a minute- honestly you would think he were racing. How could he be expected to be funny and charming when she was here. She never seemed to struggle much in the department. It was almost entirely natural for her. Being perfect was like breathing air to Y/n he suspected.
As he watched the chat messages stream past even quicker on his monitor, he finally caught Oscar's gaze out of the corner of his eye. The younger man quirked a brow at him. What's your problem? His teammate seemed to say. He ignored him. Stupid Oscar and his stupid opinions and his stupid, uncomplicated love life. Lando envied the Australian most days, but now he just wanted to punch him straight in the jaw.
"Alright, it seems like most people are here already, so I'll just get started. I'm sure you're all wondering who my special guests are. The suspense must be killing you surely," He teased his audience. He ignored the completely accurate guesses in his chat.
Was he so predictable that it could be assumed it was either his teammate, Y/n, or Max were his special guests? Or was this a more unfortunate warning sign that he was just plain old boring.
"Seems like most people in chat were smart enough to figure it out! Please give a warm welcome to my guests! The lovely, stunning, awe-inspiring Y/n!" He cheered as the girl groaned, rolling her chair forward so she was behind him and within the frame of the camera.
"Oh and also Oscar's here," Lando added boredly, voice almost entirely monotone. Oscar scoffed loudly and he shot into frame kicking Lando's chair roughly, almost knocking him over and startling a laugh out of the girl behind them.
"Your an asshole mate," Oscar scoffed. Lando didn't hear him. The melodic laughing in his ear from Y/n was quite frankly the only sound his brain could process.
Who knew a laugh could sound so beautiful.
Who knew I could be so god damn embarrassing, Lando thought miserably.
"Guys do you see what I have to put up with!? How I get any shit done around here is a wonder," Y/n scoffed, "Anyways, welcome everybody, this is my stream now." Lando squawked indignantly.
"Excuse you, your in my home!"
"Yeah, unfortunately," she muttered with an eye roll and Oscar laughed.
"You should be grateful! Although these aren't the circumstances I was hoping to have you here under for the first time," Lando said with a completely unsubtle wink.
Y/n grimaced and Oscar doubled over with the force of his laughter.
"Viewers I am so sorry, please leave now, I have no way to muzzle him and apparently I can't sensor him," Y/n scowled.
"I fear he might enjoy that," Oscar muttered with a shake of his head.
Oh you motherfucker, Lando thought. Talk about subtle.
"If it was you, I probably would," Lando said to the girl and she planted her palm into the center of his face and shoved him lightly.
"Oh gross, cooties or STDs or whatever it is you men carry," Y/n shook her hands off and fake gagged.
"EXCUSE ME!" Lando shouted as Oscar nearly fell out of his chair.
"You're excused!"
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Y/n was holding on to her sanity by a thread. Or whatever was smaller than a thread... a hair or something. They had been answering fan questions for nearly 15 minutes already and Lando had decided today would be the day he would do nothing but flirt with her incessantly. He was like a child with a question or dog with a bone; He wouldn't let it the fuck go.
The sound of text-to-speech beginning dragged Y/n out of her thought spiral.
"Lando, what is your favorite video you've ever filmed?" The question asked.
Oh brother, Y/n thought. She looked at Oscar and he only laughed. How helpful.
"Probably the water TikTok challenge," Oscar hummed in agreeance.
"Why?" Y/n asked in confusion. She realized belatedly that asking Lando anything right now was probably a bad idea. She had set herself up this time.
"I don't know, I'm just a personal fan of anything that involves your hands in my hair," He smirked and she rolled her eyes. Her stomach flipped as she looked at his eyes. How could such a stupid, stupid man have such nice eyes (and lips, and teeth, and-).
"Well that's interesting," She smirked back, leaning her body toward him, ignoring the way she was blushing down to her chest. Her ears felt hot. It was hard to focus when she felt like she was burning alive, an unfortunate side effect that seemed to come with the irritating Brit in front of her.
"That was my favorite too," she added and Lando's eyes widened. Oscar looked at her in confusion over Lando's head.
"Really?" Lando asked, suprise clear in his voice. His smirk fell away for only a moment, but it was long enough for Y/n to notice.
Poor little Lando Norris, she thought. A bit too easy to read, this one.
"Yep," she grinned, before letting her face fall. "I'm a big fan of anything that means I can drown you." She responded in a monotone voice. Oscar cackled. The poor guy had hardly been asked any questions. Y/n found she didn't feel too bad anyway. The asshole was enjoying her suffering far too much.
Y/n knew the chat was going wild at their interactions, but she didn't really find herself caring. Maybe this was a bad look from a PR stand point, but then again didn't they always say "any press is good press."
Y/n wondered if the idiots who said that had ever had an inappropriate attraction to their asshole of a coworker, who just so happened to be public figure with fans who were becoming more aware of the tension with every day that interacted.
Probably fucking not.
Y/n watched as Lando's faux upset face cracked into a smile as he began to laugh heartily. She couldn't help but smile. Y/n was finding it hard to hold onto whatever grudge she had before. Maybe Lando Norris and his perfect smile, and his stupid jokes and his charming attitude weren't all that bad. Maybe, just maybe.
But they had absolutely no affect on her. None at all.
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ynusername monaco post-gp (help me this guy is stalking me i can't get rid of him help hel
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user22 damn he took out my girl mid-sentence 😔
user23 Y/N POSTED LANDO?? AM I DREAMING?? AM I HAVING A STROKE??? OH GOD AM I DEAD
user24 girl calm the fuck down
user25 DOES THIS MEAN THE BEEF IS OVER
ynusername yes! (he has a gun to my head)
user26 LANY/N SHIPPERS WE RISE ONCE MORE
user27 get it together, they've posted together ONCE
user28 is lany/n in the room with us
user29 "lando and y/n getting along isn't real, it can't hurt you!" OH REALLY
landonorris i had other plans but i cancelled them to be your tour guide, you're welcome
ynusername me when i fucking lie
oscarpiastri do my eyes decieve me
ynusername shut up oscar
landonorris yeah shut up oscar
user30 couples that fight their friend together, stay together
ynusername i can and will block you 😃
user30 oh.
oscarpiastri no it's fine i didn't want to be invited
oscarpiastri i totally hate the ocean, it's not like i surf or anything
oscarpiastri looks boring, would've hated to go on a boat
landonorris other than the fact that i lost my flip flop in the ocean, it was fun i guess
user31 good job lando this came off exactly as nonchalant as you hoped king
ynusername HAHA LOSER YOU LOST YOUR SHOE
oscarpiastri I LOST SOMETHING ONCE 😞
user32 close enough, welcome back brocedes
ynusername literally what is the correlation here
user32 idk leave me alone
user33 um so this is actually insane
user34 i screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops because they thought i was being murdered
user35 can you be normal
user36 this might be the first original experience
user35 no, not original, just embarrassing
user37 i want to be excited about this but it feels so sinister
ynusername good, it should be
maxfewtrell never in my 23 years of living could i have expected this (lando messaged me to tell me what he was doing today)
user38 posting a comment is optional
maxfewtrell i have fomo, can i live
user39 lany/n shippers all around the world cheered
user40 oh you different friend!
user41 onto something ❌ on something ✅
user42 and the crowd is... the crowd is leaving??
user43 my crew lets go
user44 "war is over" we all say in unison
oscarpiastri not likely 💀
user23 HELLO OMFHADFSLJ
danielricciardo oh so you can hang out with him in monaco but not with me
ynusername sorry babygirl 😔 i didn't mean to abandon you
danielricciardo ew never fucking mind
maxverstappen1 i live in monaco too! hope this helps
ynusername i knew that already! hope this helps
maxverstappen1 oh.
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most importantly, thank you so much for all the love and support on this fic!! the amount of comments, asks, and dms asking about updates was staggering and it makes me so happy that you all like to so much (: receiving such positive feedback for this fic has honestly rejuvenated my love for writing so much, and i can't express how much the support means to me.
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a/n: recap. they got drunk at the award. Now it’s 2024 silly seasonnn
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oscarpiastri evening hit 🎾
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yourinsta thanks a lot 😔
oscarpiastri anytime 😎
username welcome back prema Oscar
logansargeant gg 👊
yourinsta Alex was carrying you 😘
alex_albon facts
yourinsta I would like an apology in 100 Tim tams. sincerely.
username get him girlll
username Oscar did yn dirty 😩
username they’ve always been this way. Just good at hiding it 💀
username so did we forget about the award ceremony
username they were DRUNK
"We Can Take The Fight!" | Oscar Piastri And Lando Norris On Challenging Red Bull In 2024
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username HES TURNING REDDD
username my baby is blushing????
username LANDOO
username Oscar can take me to Australia any day 😩😩
username LANDO IS SO OSYN SHIPPER
username don’t worry he has a secret account for them 🤭
username can we get yn reacting to this 😩
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yn: go to bed :(
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yn: night 🫶
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yn sent you a new message
yn: osss
yn: Oscar Jack Piastri
yn: What is happening.
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yn: open twitter????
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f1gossips McLaren and Mercedes claimed their testing spots today at the Silverstone circuit. Hoping to see great results from mclaren and mercedesamgf1 !
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username yn finding out Lewis is coming back is never not funny to meee
username because she would rather be late and talk to Lewis first 😭
username NO BECAUSE IF I HAVE LEWIS NUMBER I WOULD CALL HIM TOO
username Oscar is so worried for yn 😩😩😩😩
username she don’t need no man but I KNOW she would die for Oscar
username and that’s on perioddd
username he isn’t worried, he’s just admiring 🤭
username SHES EVERYTHING and he’s just Ken
username Do NOT disrespect my man
username thank you to anyone who put McLaren and Mercedes togetherrr
username so…about Carlos 😔
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username Oscar is so me
username Tim tams need to get their shit together and hire Oscar and Yn as their global ambassadors
username single-handedly sold out the original flavor in my town
username Loves how everyone do their thing and then there’s Oscar: 👁👁
username he’s just admiring
username OSCAR IS YNNATION
username Oscar just stop lying to us and reveal that you are behind ynnation
username he gets it 🤷♀️
username hey “OSC”???? I’m about to combust.
username GIRL SAME
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oscarpiastri testing ✅ karting ✅
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landonorris winning ❌
yourinsta lando nowins 🫶🫶
username NO JAILLLLL
username now I NEED Yn and Oscar in a get along kart
yourinsta fia did not see that 😬
username slay before safety
username NO because the suits are so ugly 😩
username yn could still slay a garbage bag. respectfully.
username if Alex was there was Logan there too🥺🥺
username my LOSCAR heart can’t take it anymore
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username *sighs* *opens comments*
username OH??
username OSCAR JACK PIASTRRI???
username YN WORKING HARDER THAN MCLAREN ONCE AGAIN
username YN 1882792917 - MCLAREN 0
Woweee never thought I’d be this far with arrow and papaya 😩😩
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today’s a great day to take care of yourself!!!
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Your nephew is jealous of him
Pairing: ot7 BTS × Gn! reader (individually)
Genre: fluff, reactions, a bit of crack
Request: when they try to get close to the reader, their toddler niece/nephew won't let them. The baby is really possessive of y/n and doesn't like anyone touching them.
Warnings: some of them are almost fighting with the kids lmao; that's it.
A/n: this was actually so fun lmao | daily click
Jin
oh so this is his first trial to prove himself as boyfriend material, he sees
he's ready
will try to befriend your niece
is actually trying to enchant her and be like "hey I'm nice too :D"
and honestly it's working?
of course it is, bro is doing everything the little girl asks of him 😭
but his goal is not to steal you from your niece
is to steal your niece from you
being liked by the family ✔️
having a chance of being invited on next hangouts ✔️
impressing you by showing he's good with kids ✔️
he's so winning
Suga
he's honestly a bit confused
because why can't he be even three meters near you??
at first he thought the kid wanted to play with you or just missed you
but then he noticed the problem was him 💀
your nephew just low-key hates him
and actually, Yoongi ain't doing anything to change his mind
he's just chilling as far from you as possible
just so the kid doesn't make a scene
and when you laugh at him and try to get closer saying "it's okay"
he's like "please don't come any closer your nephew will attack me-"
kid 1, suga 0
J-hope
he thought it was funny
cute even
it was good to know kids liked you
that could only mean you were a very good person right?
well, now Hobi is the one who's almost becoming a bad person 💀
he can't handle your niece trying to take him away from you every. single. time
like hey, I like them too??
he's trying to either bribe her or just straight up calling her mother to take her away
"that's not mature" he doesn't care that much atp
he just wants a second with you without a kid screaming at him
Namjoon
he truly is trying to be the bigger person
he knows he is the adult and your nephew is just a little kid
but he is about to start beef with this child
he tried his best, but now he's just stressing😭
he really thought he could use this opportunity to get closer to your family but that's just too much
tries to leave you and the kid for a while and then he tries small talk with the rest of your family members
but if he comes back after a hour or two and your nephew is still being possessive
he's about to cling to you so the kid either makes a scene and is taken by his parents or just notice that he can't win
namjoon 1, kid 0
Jimin
he gives up
the kid can have whatever he wants, Jimin is not fighting him😭
in the beginning he tried to like talk with your nephew
negotiate even
but then the kid just starts screaming and kicking him when he tries to get close to you and he's like "yeah, no"
he can endure being away from you for a while
kid 1, jimin 0
Taehyung
i'm honestly surprised this kid likes you more than him because damn
he truly has his charms when it comes to kids
and I think your nephew would like him quite a lot honestly
that is until he decides to come close to you
and at first taehyung is just a little confused
but then he's offended
like "I thought we were friends?!"
is honestly more upset with the fact the child suddenly doesn't care about him when you're near than the fact he can't be around you
Jungkook
oh now this is a competition
"no, my niece is only three years old"
he doesn't care.
if she didn't wanna compete then she shouldn't have started it
he is trying to distract her like "oh look, an airplane"
and then he's running to you the moment she is busy with something else
and actually gets like 🤨😦😔 when he sees he lost for a child
actually relieved when the evening is over and you guys are going back home
but if there's a next time, bro will make a whole war strategy and will be prepared
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Hi ok so I was wondering if you can do a comfort fic with joost? Like joost sees readers past SH scars and reader really hates them and finds them disgusting but joost just kisses readers wrist and reader just starts bawling 😔🫶 if this makes u uncomfortable you don’t have to write it I won’t be upset! 🫶🫶🫶
⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ STRAWBERRY GASHES⋆.ೃ࿔*:・
𝄞⨾“Watch me falter, Your living like a disaster. She said kill me faster with strawberry gashes all over” - jack off Jill𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋
Summary: you have self harm scars but you’ve never told your boyfriend, Joost. One day you forget about the scars and wear somthing that reveals them. Much to your surprise Joost isn’t as disgusted in them as you are.
Note: thank you for all the love on my last fic, I am currently running on….0 hours of sleep and it’s like 1pm where I live so I’m pretty exhausted so this will probably be my last fic for today unless I get bored! Also!! I see all y’all’s requests and even though I don’t respond right away doesn’t mean I’m ignoring them or don’t see them! I like to respond to the request with the fic so you won’t know I saw it until the actual fic comes out! ^_^
Warnings: SELF HARM TW!! other then that just comfort and fluff >~<
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You and Joost had been together for a few months and everything was going great! He loved you more than anyone else ever could, even if they tried. He held you when you felt anxious or upset. Felt excited with you when you were happy and made sure you were always take care of. Always.
But there was one thing you hid from him, something that ate you alive every single day. Joost always questioned with a chuckle why you wore long sleeves in 90 degree weather but you just shrugged it off, saying you were always cold. That was a lie, you were sweating but you were also hiding something that’d hurt you a little more than a little sweat.
Your old sh scars. You struggled with it on a daily basis, sure they were old but they still managed to haunt you. You felt disgusted by yourself everytime you caught glimpses of them and you were sure Joost would too. I mean…who would want a partner that has scars like that.?
Today was the day you find out because being to caught up in excitement to hang out with Joost you forgot about the scars that littered your arms (or anywhere else, so so sorry to be so an inclusive ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)) you put on a pair of your favorite shorts and shirt and head out the door to joosts place, not even looking twice.
Once you arrive, an equally excited Joost greats you and drags you to his room. You weren’t even thinking about it, so in love with your boyfriend to even care. He didn’t even notice either, finding every part of you perfect…until.
Until you lifted your arm in a certain way, that put your scars on full display. You noticed that Joost stoped mid speaking and looked over to him to see his face that was full of emotion that you couldn’t quite put your finger on. It was a mix of sadness, confusion, fear, and shock.
You look at him confused until your eyes follow his that were deadpan staring right at your scars. You gasp softly and cover your scars, sitting up immediately. You felt ringing in your ears and your heart rate quickening. You lower your head and feel the tears of shame and embarrassment start to burn in your eyes.
You feel the touch of your beloveds soft fingertips grab your hand, interlocking y’all’s fingers and pulling your arm towards him. You keep your head down and squeeze your eyes shut trying to block everything out.
When you suddenly felt soft kisses on the places your scars were spread. Your eyes snap open and your head raises to look at Joost. He presses soft and gentle kisses on every.singe.scar. He makes sure to press 3 to each one for good measure.
Your heart feels heavy and you just burst into tears, Joost is close to tears as well. Once hes done you immediately jump into his arms, he strokes your back and whispers soft words of praise to you waiting for you to calm down.
Once you’re calmer, only small tears flowing down your wet cheeks he props you in his lap and holds you close. “I knew something was up when you kept wearing all those long sleeves..” he whispers almost kicking himself for not noticing sooner.
“I-I’m sorry… they’re old I promise!! A-and I just didn’t want you to see because they’re ugly and i just didn’t-” your cut off by a soft kiss being pressed to your lips. “Shh…you don’t have to give any explanation or reason unless you want to, okay?” He speaks with that signature smile that you loved so dearly
“You’re…you’re not disgusted.?” You ask looking up at him, he almost looks exasperated at your words. His eyes widening and mouth parting. “Disgusted.?! Why the hell would I be disgusted mijn geliefde, you’re so beautiful to me. Everything about you, even your scars.” He says with a soft smile and a kiss to your head.
“They’re gross, I ruined my skin and now they’re gonna be there forever…” you argue as you lower your head back down and play with his fingers, ��so? Who cares, first of all they’re not gross, they’re not disgusting, you’re not ugly and will never be ugly. You’re not ruined and they just show how much of a fighter you are baby. Nothing to be ashamed about, promise.” He says interlocking your pinkies together
You smile and giggle softly, tears still staining your cheeks which Joost quickly kissed away making you laugh and push his head away, “Joost that tickles!!” You squeal as he smiles and peppers ticklish kisses over your face.
You knew no matter what you looked like or what happened or hell even what you went through he would always be there for you. He would forever and always be your biggest supporter. He loved you for you and nothing less.
#joost x fem reader#Joost x male reader#joost klein x reader#joost x reader#joost klein#joost klein x you#justice for joost
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Whenever Siffrin starts to have an aaAAAAAAAA moment in the game, my heart hurts and I want to hold them
Also fiddling with my human Loop design some more because ... it's fun and Loop in general has taken over my brain lately. I haven't even finished watching everything related to SASASAP but I can't help it 😔
In reality I feel like Loop would probably just wear loose comfy things that don't require a lot of thought for a WHILE but they can be my fashion doll anyway. (Also my human!Loop needs a name and I have 0 ideas at the moment...)
#panic attack tw#isat spoilers#two hats spoilers#<- I should probably start including that tag in.. most of my isat art to be safe#in stars and time#isat au#in which Loop's hair gets longer and more star-like every time I draw them#I'll just say it's growing this way.#isat Siffrin#isat Loop#media
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EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT LOVE !
୨ৎ summary : wherein singer!reader books her next role in the ballad of songbirds and snakes after starring in the third highest-grossing movie of all time called avatar: the way of water, and falls for the bad guy... of course
୨ৎ warnings : cussing, that's pretty much it HEHEEHEH
୨ৎ author's note : YA'LL I've never seen laufey as a faceclaim in these before she's gorgeous. Also, your character in atwow is named Magnolia Quaritch, you're in Daisy Jones and The Six as a Jazz singer named Vienna Cartwright and a character in House of The Dragon named Theadosia Baratheon.
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yourusername the sexy skxawngs are SO back 🤩🙏🔥
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jackchampion DUDEEE YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GUNNA POST THAT PIC OF ME
⤷ yourusername obviously I lied
user1 NAWW YA'LL ARE SO CUTE
user2 OMGGG your boots are giving
user3 average brother and sister dynamic
user4 HELLO DON'T TELL ME Y/N AND JACK PLAY SIBLINGS IN AVATAR????
⤷ user3 HELP yeah they do they're quaritch's kids and they're stepsiblings, y/n's character is named magnolia she was born on pandora like three or four years before spider was
⤷ user4 they barely look alike HELP
⤷ jackchampion no because we keep saying that too
⤷ yourusername @/slang_711 your response 🎤🎤🎤
user4 naw HAHAAHAHA
rachelzegler YA'LL ARE SO CUTEEE
⤷ yourusername MWAH
jamieflatters what is that picture of me
⤷ yourusername my finger slipped
⤷ jamieflatters this is an injustice
⤷ yourusername mb I'm sorry
⤷ jamieflatters you know you aren't
baileybass no because that day in london was so fun omggg
yourusername especially when it started raining and we all were just running around like headless chickens and we took cover inside that empty ambulance
⤷ jackchampion and then I totally didn't fall getting out
⤷ baileybass lies
⤷ yourusername falsehoods
⤷ jamieflatters these people deserve the truth jackson
user5 UGH y/n's so pretty I wish she was real :/
user1 frl I wish pretty people were real
user6 jack eating dino nuggies and mac and cheese with a coke sends me
⤷yourusername I have a folder on my phone with 18 seperate photos of jack eating the same meal over the course of filming atwow
⤷ jackchampion WHAT???
⤷ yourusername my lil bro 😔
⤷ user6 PUAHAAHAGAHSHS
⤷ jackchampion girl bye I'm literally 6 feet tall
⤷ yourusername nobody asked jack
⤷ jamieflatters yeah jack
ayoedibiri I miss you 😔
⤷ yourusername I miss YOU
user7 MAGNOLIA QUARITCH 🔛🔝
user8 if magnolia quaritch has a million fans I'm one of them, if she has a hundred fans I'm one of them, if she had 0 fans I'm DEAD
hunterschafer looking tew good babes x
⤷ yourusername ure too kind 🫡 🫶
user9 HELPPP BECAUSE JAMIE'S FACE IN THE BEGGINING
⤷ yourusername he tried gochujang for the first time
⤷ jackchampion top 10 worst anime fails
user7 I think you cropped me outta some of these babes 💋
user8 imagine breathing the same air as y/n y/l/n is rn like I cannot imagine 😔
user10 y/n what's ur favorite hot wheels car
user11 come home the kids miss you 😔
user12 can magnolia come and dissect me like that bladder polyp 30 minutes into the movie
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user1 STOP STOP STOP
user2 THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY SHE'S PLAYING MIRA SAGE
rachelzegler welcome to the rodeo big sis 🎹🎶✨️
⤷ yourusername let's fcking do this thing
user3 im literally screaming crying and throwing up right now OMFG RACHEL JUST CALLED Y/N BIG SIS
user4 STOP BCS I just finished reading tbosas yesterday
user5 OH MY FUCKING GOD MIRA PLAYING THE PIANOOOO
user6 these stills are everything to me
jackchampion SO SO SO PROUD OF YOU 🙌
⤷ yourusername #1 WINGMAN FRL 💯
user7 her first freaking role was literally playing stephen lang's daughter in a james cameron film, then immediately booking the role of serafyna freaking baratheon in house of the dragon, then playing a jazz singer in daisy jones and the six, NOW SHE'S IN THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS AND SNAKES???
user8 no one's doing it like her frl
user1 "OUR GIRL MIRA SAGE BAIRD" WHAT IF I START SOBBING
user5 like hello I'm never getting over this tf 😭💔💔💔
user3 Y/N Y/L/N THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE
tomblyth hey nightingale
⤷ yourusername wsp gent
user9 OH MY FUCKING GOD NO ONE TALK TO ME RIGHT NOWWWWWWW
⤷ user3 DID THEY JUST CALL EACHOTHER BY THEIR NICKNAMES OH LORD
user5 they saw an opportunity and took it
ashleyjliao oh ya'll are not READYYYY
user11 TOM BLYTH AND Y/N Y/L/N NATION RISE
user8 IM LITERALLY SCREAMING RIGHT NOW HOLY SHITTTTTTTT??@@?@?!!?!,#*#(
⤷ user1 someone time this exact moment these two made frickin history tonight
⤷ user6 I'm so glad I stayed up for this holy shit
⤷ user8 it's literally 5:39 am for me rn I literally have to defend a thesis in 3 hours and I am wide awake bouncing around my dorm
⤷ yourusername oh babes get some sleep 😭 (good luck on your thesis btw you're gunna kill it! 💓)
⤷ user8 IM GOING TO BED RN MISS MA'AM 🫡
⤷ user10 replying to user8 NAW GIRL I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE REPLIED TO YOU
⤷ user8 replying to user10 IT CAN ONLY GO DOWNHILL FROM HERE DUDE
user7 I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS MOMENT OMFGDYDHDU
baileybass can't wait 🤍
⤷ yourusername I love you so much bai bai 🫶🏼
user12 oh my FUCK is that the scene where sejanus and mira have that conversation outside the hob???
⤷ user9 OH THERE'S NO WAY
⤷ user13 STOP WE'RE FINALLY GETTING THE "you're everything I could ever have wanted" SCENE
⤷user9 AAAAAAAAA I CAN'T WAIT OH MY GOD?!?!?
⤷ user6 UGHDGDFC MY SEJMIRA HEARTTTTTTT 😭💗
⤷ user3 I apologise for the person I will become once I see Sejanus and Mira at my local theatre
⤷ hunterschafer me neither
⤷ user3 HUNTER'S A SEJMIRA SHIPPER CONFIRMED?????
⤷ user6 hunter I love you
⤷user3 HUNTER SHIPS SEJMIRA YA'LL HEARD IT HERE FIRST 🗣🗣🗣
⤷user12 NO BECAUSE IF WE'RE GETTING THE HOB SCENE THEN THE CLIFF SCENE IS 3 DAYS AFTER...
⤷user13 oh...
⤷ user1 I DON'T THINK I WILL SURVIVE THIS
⤷ user2 yeah and neither does-
⤷ user8 NAWWW STFU @/user2
⤷user12 don't even go there @/user2
⤷user10 GET THE HELL OUT @/user2
⤷ user10 DONT EVEN CONTINUE THAT SENTENCE @/user2
joshandresrivera prepare to have your knocks socked off
⤷yourusername oh they dunno what's COMING
⤷ rachelzegler stop because tell me why I was sobbing even more than you were while you were performing mira sage's song 😭
⤷ yourusername we were inconsolable that day 😭😭😭 i think even Tom was tearing up too
⤷ tomblyth no you're wrong there was a busted pipe above my spot it kept leaking into my eye
⤷yourusername sure honey.
user14 NAWWWW ☝️☝️☝️
user15 someone check up on tom if he's still breathing cuz if y/n fucking y/l/n ever called me honey I'd be GONEEEEEEE
user16 @/tomblyth are u alright pal
⤷ joshandresrivera his eyes were literally irritated when I looked at him during our first initial take
⤷tomblyth nice going josh
⤷ yourusername rachel never let him go
⤷ rachelzegler duly noted
user17 y/n y/l/n as mira sage baird oh someone up there is looking out for me frl
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rachelzegler new york, new york - Frank Ocean
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joshandresrivera alright I see how it is
⤷ rachelzegler it's not you, it's me?
yourusername I'm coming after your entire career Joshua
tomblyth I asked if you wanted to go hang out in new york with me and you told me you were busy?
⤷ yourusername but I was 😁
⤷ rachelzegler get in line blyth
⤷ tomblyth I'm devastated, truly
⤷ yourusername it's not my fault I'm incredibly sought after, I'm sorry Tom
⤷ hunterschafer go tell 'em honey!!!
⤷ yourusername better luck next time @/tomblyth
⤷ tomblyth there's still a next time?
⤷yourusername For you? Always
⤷tomblyth I'm the luckiest man alive, I feel like I'm going to soar out of my flat any minute now, maybe do somersaults in the sky I'm not sure, we'll see.
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user1 not Tom Blyth being down bad
user2 HELLO??? TOM???
user3 why do they sound so flirty wtf...
user4 dosen't Tom have a gf HELPPPP
user5 I don't think it's confirmed
⤷ user4 it better not be cuz why am I kinda eating this up
user6 NO BCS SAME ADFSDGSJSSHZ
lionsgate our favorite sister duo 💕
⤷ yourusername iktr 🙏
⤷ rachelzegler this is a WIN
user7 OH WE NEED THOSE DIGICAM PICS RNNNN
user8 @/yourusername LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN ‼️‼️‼️
user9 Y/N AND RACHEL IN NEW YORK Y/N AND RACHEL IN NEW YORK Y/N AND RACHEL IN NEW YORK
user10 THERE'S NO WAY I WAS 5 MINS AWAY FROM THAT RESTAURANT AND DIDN'T GO THERE 😭😭😭
user11 y/n l/n and rachel zegler my bestfriends
user12 HELP THE TEXT WITH Y/N AND RACHEL IM CREASING
⤷ user11 IKR THIS IS SO UNSERIOUS
⤷ user10 I wonder if she actually got the Lucy Gray barbie
⤷ yourusername everywhere we went it was sold out 😭
⤷ user12 NAHHH QUEEN YOU DESERVE SM BETTER
user3 @/tomblyth you might wanna get onto that
⤷ user5 @/tomblyth GET THIS GIRL HER LUCY GRAY BARBIE
⤷ user4 @/tomblyth YK WHAT TO DO
user14 HAHAHAAYAH NOT YA'LL TAGGING HIMMM 😭😭😭
user15 I know Y/N was mourning for that spilt coffee
⤷ rachelzegler OH YOU BEST BELIEVE SHE WAS DISTRAUGHT
user16 and they were thrifting too UGH I wanna be able to go thrifting with y/n and rachel
⤷ user14 I wonder who got those cowboy boots
⤷yourusername actually we both saw it at the same time but I ended up giving it to Rachel because I'm a wonderful person! (and we totally didn't fight over it inside goodwill!)
rachelzegler 😭😭😭
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tomblyth HG film dump. We had our flaky croissants, our chewy croissants, but alas, not one croissant on earth could live up to these beautiful people. teebosass coming to theaters near you. ❄️❄️❄️
rachelzegler FIRST!!!
rachelzegler ugh blyth you sap
⤷ tomblyth what can I say
ashleyjliao 🥐🥐🥐
yourusername that cucumber salad did not taste as good as you manipulated me into believing
⤷ tomblyth hey you could use the vitamin K, you're welcome ❤️
⤷ yourusername this is what playing a pre tyrannical president of a dystopian world does to you kids
user1 yes mom 🫡
user1 AWWW THE GROUP PIC OF ALL THE MENTORS 🥹🥹🥹
⤷ user2 I'm abt to sob
user3 so excited OMGGG
user2 YA'LL THE CABIN SCENE I WILL NEVER RECOVER...
user4 sofia crying makes me wanna cry too wtf
user5 the tributes and mentors aww
⤷ user3 I'm having that picture framed and put on a pedestal
user6 Y/N getting her own picture is so cute 🫶
user7 holy shit ur right
⤷ user2 replying to user6 she literally got a single picture all to herself while the others were with someone else on every photo
⤷ user8 CHAT WHAT IS GOING AWNNN
user8 no because y/n having her own picture meanwhile everyone else had to share the spotlight is making me think thoughts...
user9 oh twitter's about to blow up and second now
user10 @/y/nsidehoe on twt 🔥🔥🔥
user11 you were amazing in Billy the Kid!
user12 RACHEL IS SO POOKIEEEE
user13 these photos are so well shot though
user14 the tributes all hugging eachother ugh MY HEART
user15 josh's posture is cracking me tf up 😭
⤷ user10 BWHAHAGSSJAJSSJS
user16 10 MINUTES AGK HOLY SHITTTT
user17 y/n's face though HELP ME
user18 Y/N NATION HOW TF ARE WE FEELING???
user19 I don't even wanna speculate anything atp remember what happened to her and Charles Leclerc?
user17 oh NAWWW they were definitely a thing, did you SEE those yacht pics?
user10 it was a shame they never confirmed it though they were so cute 😔
user20 YALL dosen't tom have a gf???
⤷ user18 nothing's confirmed, pretty sure he said him and the girl were good friends in an article somewhere LMFAO
⤷ user8 omg link
⤷ user13 (2)
⤷ user18 hold on dms
user21 josh and rachel have my heart fssss 🫶
user22 y/n nation boutta start shipping them I'm frl calling it
user23 it'll be gone in a week or so then she'll hop onto the next male lead in her next film
⤷ user22 HAAHAHA SHUDDUPPP
⤷ user23 for promo ✨️
⤷ user24 she's doing smth to these men I swear, spiking their drinks, keeping voodoo dolls of em or sumn
⤷ user23 WAIT STOP AHAHSHSAH
#tbosas#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games#tom blyth x reader#tom blyth#tom blyth x fem!reader#tom blyth x yn#laufey lin#coriolanus snow x oc#tom blyth imagine#the ballad of songbirds and snakes soc med au
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when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom
Author’s Note: this isn’t nsfw, but it’s ~explicit for other reasons. 🚽🧻💩 #shitposting #literally
when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom
Hashira x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader
Word Count: ~800
CW: explicit language, poop references
~faqs~
Do you even love him ????? 😭😭😭
WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?!?!?! 🫠😵💫🤢
Haunted by your little gasps for air 🙃
Can’t take intimacy srsly for a while
Bc whenever you gasp ~cutely into your kisses 🥰
Zenitsu just flashes back to you doing your best to take a shit 😮💨🥴
Highkey takes it as a challenge 😏
A display of dominance, if you will 😎
Nods in approval (not that you can see him)
And takes ~notes for later (aka yes, he is listening closely 💀)
You don’t know it yet
But Inosuke’s already planning his move
Drink a ton of coffee (he’ll have to ask Tanjirou how to brew it) ☕️
Eat a ton of dairy 🧀🥛🍦
Make sure you’re home 😌
Take a shit (w/ the door open, ofc) 🤗
THAT’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S BOSS !!!!! 😤😤😤🫡
King of the Toilet anyone??? 🚽👑
Wonders why everything sounds louder??? 😬
A respectful gentleman tho ☺️
Will go upstairs to avoid the plops 🫢
Too bad his hearing’s phenomenal, even when hiding on top of the roof 😃
A little irritated 🙄
But whatever
You prob just reeeally had to go
He understands 😶
Will nonchalantly ask you about it the next time you’re out w/ friends 🤨
Is getting ignored for the rest of the night worth it? 🙃
Kinda 🥲
Obanai has regrets 😞
Can smell the situation from a mile away 😅
Tbf, closing the door wouldn’t have helped much 😬
Has to contemplate whether it’s worth embarrassing you over
Like, does he gently ask, “Love, would you mind closing the door?”
Or does he wince grin and bear it
Unfortunately, the toilet paper he would use to plug up his nose is currently unobtainable 🧻☹️
Should he just knock himself out for now? 🤗
You’d prob be upset if he didn’t wake up in time… 😒
Hm… 😔
😵 <— Tanjirou inhaled too deeply
“BAAABE, YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOORRR!!!!!” 🩷💕💞💓💗💖💘💝
Giggles to herself as the door slams shut 🤭
(you’re not mad, but you had to kick it closed bc it’s a lil far from the toilet seat 😅)
Holds it against you 😌
~
“Shinobu, could you get me a glass of water?” ☺️
“I don’t know, my dear, could you close the bathroom door?” 😃
~
“Shinobu, I want a kiss.” 🥺
“Mm, and I want to forget your pooping noises. I guess we can’t always have what we want.” 😃
Chuckles to himself, at first 🤭
And then becomes concerned 😕
Is it supposed to sound like that? 🙁
Or take this long?? ☹️ Should he intrude? 😖
It’s not like there’s a closed door for him to bust down…
He could just, waltz in-
NO
Internally scolds himself: Bad idea, [y/n] would not appreciate that!
Returns to the drawing board
And settles on a careful (once you’ve returned to him), “So, my love, are your bowels feeling okay?” ☺️
🧐😒😠 <— you
😶😬😁 <— him
“They just, uh, sounded wonderful earlier?!”
“Next time, how about closing the door?”
*Sanemi is casually leaning against a wall near the bathroom entrance*
You shriek 😳
And smack his shoulder 😡
“Sanemi!!!!! Do not wait outside the bathroom like that!!!!!” 😭
“Did you wash your hands?” 😏
“SANEMI!” 😒
“... well?” 👀
You are not amused 😐
He acquiesces 😅
“Okay, okay, I confess, I heard the sink running.” 🤓
“I hate you.” 🥲
“But you trust me enough to shit with the door open.” 🥰
“Piss off.” 🙄
“I’m about to!” 🫡
(bc, y’know, he’s about to go… piss… 😆)
Doesn’t really mind
Will prob forget to remind you about it later 🙃
Until the next time you do it
…
By the fourth incident, Muichiro gives up
If anything, he’s flattered you’re so comfortable around him ☺️
Altho he is a lil worried about your ability to use a public bathroom 😶
Def uncomfortable 😕
But even more uncomfortable at the thought of discussing ~it w/ you ☹️
Giyuu knows you wouldn’t be upset
Or even embarrassed
You have like, 0 shame, as he’s both lovingly and unfortunately come to learn ☺️😬
Which means
If he mentioned it, then you’d likely end up teasing him 🫠
“Love me so much, you’ve even gotta listen to me poop?” 😉
*shudder shudder* 😭
(I mean, yes, he does love you that much, but when you put it like that 🥴)
Giyuu settles on hoping that it was a one time mistake 🤞🙏
Good luck 😃
Tengen’s never letting you live it down 😝
Will write out instructions on “How to Use a Bathroom” 🤓
And stick ‘em on both sides of the door
Step 1: Open the door
Step 2: CLOSE THE DOOR
Step 3: ✨Do your thing✨
#hashira x reader#kamaboko#headcanons#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#zenitsu x reader#inosuke x reader#gyomei x reader#obanai x reader#tanjiro x reader#tanjirou x reader#mitsuri x reader#shinobu x reader#kyojuro x reader#sanemi x reader#muichiro x reader#giyuu x reader#tengen x reader
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22 ASK! THANK YOU! :DDD
@a-weird-bean-bag
They are not related by blood, no. (Blood? Frosting..? Filling?? Anyways-)
Red is actually Seafoam's great Nephew. And he joined the crew because of a tradgedy involving his mother,, Seafoam's niece..
When Red joined the crew he was very shy and scared of everything. Coco at this point was a rough and tough pirate gal.. but man, something about that kid.. she just adored him. She took it upon herself to take care of the little guy and be his guardian.
She loves him to bits and has definitely taken the role of "mother" in his world. When ever the ship is under attack, she is the first to swoop in and take Red to safety. She is the one Red goes to when he cant sleep or is scared. She takes care of him when he is sick, she cleans his clothes and feeds him too.
Seafoam has made it very clear that she does not have to do any of this. And that Red is 100% his responsibility. But she just ain't havin' it. She chooses to be involved in Red's care and wouldn't have it any other way. 💖
Its a good thing too, Seafoam has no idea how to raise little kids <XD
(Also thank you so much!! :DD )
👀👀oh?
@yoylecake420
Sorry uh- I don't know that character. I made some OCs for Cookie run but I haven't played any of the games, I don't know the lore and I don't know/remember any of the characters- sorry!
Ah,, I don't know? <XDD I don't know how the games work- are there other types of cookies?? I don't know--
Judging by what I've heard/seen of that game? They'd run for the hills! They're not safe there <XD
<:D Ah sorry- I don't know who that cookie is- remember I haven't played either game and I don't know any of the lore!
@storylover2
.....OH-
THERES MORE??--
Also thank you so much!! You are beary nice :}}}
@universal-hunter
AAAAWE!!! :DDD THANK YOU SO MUCH!! :}}}}💖💖💖
@couchwow
Thank you for the no spoilers!! :DD I have not seen it but I have heard of it :0 perhaps sometime I'll give it a go! :}
@thetiredpenguin
Man, cookie run lore is WILD XDDD
@sparkdrawsstuff
Thank you! My day today was better than yesterday at least! XD
@keakruiser
AAAAA THANK YTOIU SO MMUCH!!! :DDDD 💖💖💖
I've drawn them twice actually that I can remember! Once in my FNAF Recap/Repair part 2, and once in a doodle dump post thing! :00
@elegantjellyfishmemachine
:0 eh? Huh? Til what?
@readeren
I actually haven't thought much about that :0 I worried that the group wouldn't feel very diverse if I had duplicate characters.. but the opposite personalities but same person is genius! But whompst would be duplicated... 🤔
@blissthewolf
Hello! I believe I do write scripts, but if I'm being honest I don't think I can scrape together even one sentence of sound advice for you- 💔😭💔
I am known to be very bad at explaining how to do things. A lot of what I do is just taking random things and stapling them together and ripping off some parts and gluing this here and put that over there and tada! Comic! "How'd you do that" "...Honestly I cant really remember-"
The only think I can think to say is figure out what you want to come from the scene and.. do what ever it takes to make it happen..? Uhhh- for example, "I want these two characters to fight and character A to leave in a huff." Well then give them something to fight about, and make character B say something that would make character A mad enough to leave without saying anything..?? But that doesn't explain how I would figure out what the argument would be about- I
I'm afraid I am of no use to you here-
@neo-metalscottic
AAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I'm glad you like my minecraft guys and my cookie run critters! :DD And not to worry- He'll catch on XD right now the main thing keeping them some what apart is Seafoam's thoughts of "She's a beautiful mermaid, why would she be with an old Captain like me..? :( " And Blue's thoughts of "He's a well respected Pirate Captain! What would he see in a big whale like me..😔" But they get past that eventually-- XDD
And yes! I have drawn them before <XD although those drawings weren't made with my Mario AU in mind.. When they grow up they will definitely be more stylized. :0 Not sure how they'll interact with Bowser as they age, but they are intended to all be his biological children :)
As for the birth order, I haven't thought it through fully,, but I have decided that Ludwig is the oldest and next in line for the throne. And JR is the very youngest with Lemmy being second to youngest. And Larry being 3rd to youngest :00
@solst1ce-sketches
Thank you! And to be honest if the D.A was split and gender swapped, I would just slap on some eye lashes and make them both generally appear more feminine.
Glitchy sun tho.. man, how would Fazbear Entertainment deal with that? <XD
@minnesotamedic186
Thank you!! :DDDD
@rubyplayz12
Wah??
(Post in question)
XD Well? Did it work?
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princess luz fics ranked by how choice the hunter & luz cuddling is:
because in the car i started thinking "wait, is there a single fic where i HAVEN'T found an excuse for them to hug??" and then started laughing. here are the results!
why did love put a gun in my hand
this one's the main plotty one and also the best snuggly one, on account of there being a 10k chapter that's literally just hunter and luz in bed together. snuggling. and arguing with each other. also several snuggling moments prior to that, except they inevitably turn into fights 😔
2. strong enough to stand protecting both your heart and mine
camila fic! she gets to the isles just in time to witness her daughter's case of Holy Shit PTSD. luz has Scary Dog Privilege and hunter is also being her service dog. best of both worlds. he wants to kill for her and also holds her through an emotional meltdown to end all meltdowns. A+
3. the fragile facade you show to me
amity POV of hunter finding out belos is dead! features an extremely choice scene where hunter hugs luz with all the "I Fucking Thought You Were Dead" fervor in the world & amity is like um. this feels indecent to watch. i can't even look at you two anymore
4. pulling up the nails that hold up everything you've known
eda meets luz! hunter is absent for most of this one because eda decides she doesn't like him. however he comes in clutch when luz has a panic attack & eda is like oh. huh. maybe you aren't the devil. face touching as allyship forever
5. i've never let a damn thing get to me (this time it's personal)
this one's a shorter version of the plotty fic, which i wrote first & then had to expand upon bc i had brainworms. the snuggling is short because of this but hunter does hold luz while she cries into his chest. kiddos
6. some synergy had fallen in place
you'd THINK this fic wouldn't have hunter and luz snuggling in it, because luz isn't actually present. this is the only fic luz isn't in. because it's amity POV and about her changing relationship with hunter. however i actually did manage to get some snuggling in there through amity thinking about what it's like to sleep in the same space as hunter & luz. it's like. nauseatingly tender. waow
7. i'm saying agony is not your prayer
0/10. absolute shitshow. no cuddles here to speak of. all we get is a nasty dead-ass corpse hunter haunting luz's mindscape. and she doesn't want to cuddle him for some weird reason. sad! 😔
....that's it for stuff that's published right now. thank u for joining me on this journey.
#gonna go do some chores now. but 6 out of 7 fics is. so funny.#toh#princess luz au#my writing#horrible mindscape trauma pals#hunter toh#luz noceda
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Tate Langdon spicy headcannons since I'm 18
if you aren't 18 or over please leave, this is ADULT CONTENT and I better hear 0 shit abt Tate being young or a teen he's a mf ghost and has been since 1993 so SHUT IT
btw I didn't just turn 18 I did a while ago just felt like naming the post that..
anyways this is for all my horny motherfuckers out there ♡ enjoy 😉
GONNA SAY IT AGAIN YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED THIS IS CONTENT SPECIFICALLY MADE FOR THOSE 18 AND OVER
Tate deffinetly gives me switch vibes he basically just wants to do whatever you wanna do
he loves pleasing and making you feel good it's his #1 goal and if he doesn't he will feel shitty until he makes it right..
he hates the idea of hurting you like he doesn't want to slap you hard or go too hard on you because seeing you in pain makes him feel super guilty
he might be into a little choking or some love taps but he's CONSTANTLY asking you if what he's doing is okay
"that won't hurt you right?"
"are you sure baby?"
"I guess if it's okay with you..."
CONSENT IS SEXY YALL AND TATE AGREES
overall he's just a big sweetheart about everything and we love him for that
you had to teach him about safewords and it kind of confused him at first but he got the hang of it
"so I stop when you say that?"
"but what if you say stop i don't stop? just when you say... okay got it"
"I'm still kinda confused actually can you explain it to me again?"
Let's just say the rubber suit he wears isn't just for killing people it's also for killing your pus-
KIDDING KIDDING 🤭
fr tho he'd definitely wear that I can just feel it 😐
AHHH HE'D MAKE A CRINGE ASS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST FOR YOU GUYS
"Tate I'm sorry but I'm not fucking you to deep throat by cupcake"
"why not 😔🥺"
#tate langdon x y/n#tate langdon headcannons#tate langdon x reader#tate langdon#tate langdon x you#tate langdon fanfic#ahs#ahs murder house#ahs fandom#tate ahs#evanpeters#murder house#ahsfx#american horror murder house#american horror story#american horror story tate langdon#im watching ahs murder house again so i was thinking abt tate 😝#headcannons#tate is so babygirl#i hope you guys enjoy#no seriously cant tell if im cringe or not haha..
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