#my english sucks today

[mychlapci]

That mer mouth licking thing with rung and sunder got to me- but imagine this- aphrodisiac saliva- but the land dwellers dont know this, so when they allow a mer to lick inside of their mouth, they feel ashamed cause they think theyre turned on by a harmless gesture- then it gets to the point where theyve consumed so much mer saliva, they're practically in heat. Thats when the mer takes them

Oh, that is delicious.

A horny mer slowly claiming their handler by filling their mouth with aphrodisiac, feeling them squirm and struggle to stop themselves from licking back, lest they might upset the mer. The aphrodisiac settles in their frame, mixing with their fuel and running through their entire body, so they spend every single day horny and confused and utterly ashamed when their panels demand to be opened whenever the mer greets them affectionately with their tongue in their mouth.

By the time they realize something is up they're just too horny to think, humping the mer's slit desperately as the accumulated aphrodisiac turns them stupid <3

[crystallakec]

[gingerbreadmonsters]

not even panicking . idek what ur saying why would ever be worried abt this

[pastelaspirations]

Today, something really freaking weird happened that may never happen to me ever again. Okay, so do you know SpaghettiOs-

If ya don't know, they are like. This canned food with these little circular noodles and meatballs. That's it. Well, just a few minutes ago, I was hungry so I decided to make me some.

But, as I was scooping them out, I noticed that they seemed... strange. Off. Usually, the meatballs are stacked on top, so I didn't notice anything was off until I had already scooped out some. Anyway, the noodles seemed way smaller than I remembered them being. Like, the little circles were w a y smaller, teeny tiny little things.

I was starting to get really weirded out and sort of upset. I mean, here I was hungry, and I was getting freaking scammed out of my big noodles 'cus they made the noodles teeny tiny this time for some reason. But then, I saw.

A "K."

The more I looked, the more I realized.

My SpaghettiO's came with alphabet soup.

I dug around some more, and sure enough. My SpaghettiO's had alphabet soup noodles. How??? I don't know and I never will. I am just sure I will never have this happen to me ever again.

The moral of the story. I didn't have SpaghettiO's for dinner, man. I had the entire Spaghetti Alphabet.

So. That's my Tuesday night, how has yours been-

[ahalliance]

i need to do exposure therapy with purgatory i think the fandom experience at the time instilled the unpleasant dread and despair i still feel whenever i think about the event

[itstimeforstarwars]

The English language is fucking stupid.

[1o1percentmilk]

i don't even want to take half my classes that im registered for autumn quarter

[flame2ashes]

I feel like between Digimon and Pokemon, Digimon is the one where the English dub is so ingrained into my mind that I can't truly get into the Japanese version

Especially their names. I think it helps that their English names were basically derived from their Japanese names but I still refer to them as their English names in my mind

[armafidelium]

extends legy if we've written & u wanna be on le bonds part of carrd like mayhap

[inkykeiji]

got mistaken for an elementary school student today while leaving the long term care center :)

[violentdevotion]

I had multiple dreams last night.

I had a bf </3

someone in my family got bit by a zombie </3

some guy made me explain narrative structure to him </3

[the-starlight-papers]

I’m so tired of my physics lab group because it’s me and then a bunch of guys who went to the same Christian high school in the same town as my university and they just talk about guns all the time.

Today one guy was telling a story about his cousin who’s in Communications so the professors are more liberal so she has to deal with them “talking about pronouns and crap.” Same guy has a sticker on his phone that says “I support FREE SPEECH not ~POLITICAL CORRECTNESS~”

Of course they were all talking about the Citadel shooting in Nashville too and how the shooter was trans.

@the-starlight-papers

[dilfsuzanneyk]

when i was younger my understanding of the word "shag" was the singlish meaning (tired, physically exhausted) so i was really confused when i watched austin powers and i thought he was just tired all the time

[tillman]

Asking because of your preservation site, do you know where I can find the Vulgate Quest?

Del saint graal?! I have scans of the first few books on my main site (been meaning to move my arthurian stuff to my own hosting). Iirc I think the entire thing has been uploaded online recently (~3 years) but I cant really say. The Vulgate Cycle is huge as fuck and scanning the entire thing is a commitment I dont currently have time for so Ive kinda dropped the ball on my own scan process.

[kiribread]

Pov:

U had to take a day off of school just to stay on top of your work 😭😭😭😭

[outerspacious]

its probably because I’m on my period but damn life can be hard