#my english sucks today

[helloyellowsunflower]

*.·:·.☽✧🕸🗲𝕊𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕜 𝕩 𝕊𝕜𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤🗲🕸✧☾.·:·.*

!!Spoilers for: lost in the book with tim burton's the nightmare before christmas!!

Their dynamic

Both are very passionate people, being a bit (a lot) loud and dramatic.

They are both very devoted to their interests, something that has alienated them from others, so they can understand each other in that area.

Quiet weirdo (kinda) x loud weirdo.

Trouble in paradise (not) + Confessing

The only people qualified to give relationship advice are Jack and Sally, and they are how they are so you can expect the kind of presents Skully is going to give the other boy.

As expected, Sebek is considerably weirded out by Skully giving him shrunken heads or a jar full of eyes; and let's be honest, Skully doesn't really know what he's doing, but if Mr. Jack tells him to do it, he will.

Sebek, on his end, doesn't really want to acknowledge his feelings for the other boy, as he still has a hard time letting go of his prejudices against non-fae people.

Idia has called him out on his tsundere behaviour 1000 times and has been yelled at in response about 1000 times as well.

Fighting against Skully? More like marriage trouble arc.

Poor man looks like a raisin after the fight because of how much he cries.

When trying to lift his spirits after the fight Sebek accidentally confesses his feelings.

The silence following that moment is deafening.

And then Skully breaks down sobbing.

He is so confused. How can someone as noble as Sebek like him? How can he accept this confession? He had already assumed that his feelings were not reciprocated???

Everyone thought they wouldn't get together bc how dense they are

They made bets

Jade won, of course because he knows everything (he spied them)

Kissing

Both want to kiss the other one (on the lips) but feel incredibly awkward and shy, so they stick at hand holding or cheek kisses.

When Skully finally musters up the courage to ask Sebek if he can kiss him the other nods so frantically it looks as if his head is about to fall off.

The first tries suck, which is to be expected since they have 0 experience.

When they get how to do it properly (without scrunching their faces like a cat who ate a lemon) they won't stop.

Lots of short kisses and pecking on the lips and cheeks

And hand kissing on Skully's end, obviously. He loves his knight's broad callouse hands, loves how they fit his slender (slightly dry) ones.

Sebek loves staring at his lover's eyes, loves how bright they are, resembling sparks of magic, and loves his fluffy hair (though he'll never admit that last one).

[mychlapci]

That mer mouth licking thing with rung and sunder got to me- but imagine this- aphrodisiac saliva- but the land dwellers dont know this, so when they allow a mer to lick inside of their mouth, they feel ashamed cause they think theyre turned on by a harmless gesture- then it gets to the point where theyve consumed so much mer saliva, they're practically in heat. Thats when the mer takes them

Oh, that is delicious.

A horny mer slowly claiming their handler by filling their mouth with aphrodisiac, feeling them squirm and struggle to stop themselves from licking back, lest they might upset the mer. The aphrodisiac settles in their frame, mixing with their fuel and running through their entire body, so they spend every single day horny and confused and utterly ashamed when their panels demand to be opened whenever the mer greets them affectionately with their tongue in their mouth.

By the time they realize something is up they're just too horny to think, humping the mer's slit desperately as the accumulated aphrodisiac turns them stupid <3

[evergardenwall]

me re-reading my old journals from 2020-2021 and feeling like i haven't made any progress and am stuck in the same place vs. me reminding myself i passed last year and now am in L2 which i couldn't have imagined back in 2021... why is celebrating small achievements so hard

[atrebcda]

WIP from my atreboda first kiss fic :)

“They'd be proud of you, Angrboda” Atreus broke the silence. She looked at him, realizing his once striking blue eyes were now blackened by his dilated pupils. The giantess smiled at the sight, his words still echoing in her ears and leaving a weird feeling in her belly.  Angrboda came closer to him, resting her head on Atreus’ shoulder. “Don't freak out, don't freak out, don't freak out.” His mind kept repeating. Atreus’ heart was beating fast, so fast that he thought he would pass out at any moment now. Angrboda's fingers intertwined with his, and if he thought he would pass out, now Atreus thought he would straight up die. The sweet scent of Angrboda's hair filled his nostrils, making Atreus question if that was really happening or if it was just a product of his mind. Angrboda’s eyes were closed, like she was just trying to enjoy the moment and feel Atreus’ presence.

[crystallakec]

[gingerbreadmonsters]

not even panicking . idek what ur saying why would ever be worried abt this

[pastelaspirations]

Today, something really freaking weird happened that may never happen to me ever again. Okay, so do you know SpaghettiOs-

If ya don't know, they are like. This canned food with these little circular noodles and meatballs. That's it. Well, just a few minutes ago, I was hungry so I decided to make me some.

But, as I was scooping them out, I noticed that they seemed... strange. Off. Usually, the meatballs are stacked on top, so I didn't notice anything was off until I had already scooped out some. Anyway, the noodles seemed way smaller than I remembered them being. Like, the little circles were w a y smaller, teeny tiny little things.

I was starting to get really weirded out and sort of upset. I mean, here I was hungry, and I was getting freaking scammed out of my big noodles 'cus they made the noodles teeny tiny this time for some reason. But then, I saw.

A "K."

The more I looked, the more I realized.

My SpaghettiO's came with alphabet soup.

I dug around some more, and sure enough. My SpaghettiO's had alphabet soup noodles. How??? I don't know and I never will. I am just sure I will never have this happen to me ever again.

The moral of the story. I didn't have SpaghettiO's for dinner, man. I had the entire Spaghetti Alphabet.

So. That's my Tuesday night, how has yours been-

[ahalliance]

i need to do exposure therapy with purgatory i think the fandom experience at the time instilled the unpleasant dread and despair i still feel whenever i think about the event

[itstimeforstarwars]

The English language is fucking stupid.

[1o1percentmilk]

i don't even want to take half my classes that im registered for autumn quarter

[armafidelium]

extends legy if we've written & u wanna be on le bonds part of carrd like mayhap

[inkykeiji]

got mistaken for an elementary school student today while leaving the long term care center :)

[the-starlight-papers]

I’m so tired of my physics lab group because it’s me and then a bunch of guys who went to the same Christian high school in the same town as my university and they just talk about guns all the time.

Today one guy was telling a story about his cousin who’s in Communications so the professors are more liberal so she has to deal with them “talking about pronouns and crap.” Same guy has a sticker on his phone that says “I support FREE SPEECH not ~POLITICAL CORRECTNESS~”

Of course they were all talking about the Citadel shooting in Nashville too and how the shooter was trans.

@the-starlight-papers

[dilfsuzanneyk]

when i was younger my understanding of the word "shag" was the singlish meaning (tired, physically exhausted) so i was really confused when i watched austin powers and i thought he was just tired all the time

[tillman]

Asking because of your preservation site, do you know where I can find the Vulgate Quest?

Del saint graal?! I have scans of the first few books on my main site (been meaning to move my arthurian stuff to my own hosting). Iirc I think the entire thing has been uploaded online recently (~3 years) but I cant really say. The Vulgate Cycle is huge as fuck and scanning the entire thing is a commitment I dont currently have time for so Ive kinda dropped the ball on my own scan process.

[outerspacious]

its probably because I’m on my period but damn life can be hard