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I CAN SENSE IT.
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#lock is da best#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#crk#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#wind archer cookie#wind archer crk#cookie run art#cookie run fanart#crk art#IM SO NORMAL I PROMISE I PORMISEEE I PROMISEEEEE#<- Lie
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can i just say i find it so funny that everyone is suspicious of alice because of the way she phrases things but i know with 100% certainty that its nothing to worry about shes just a chronically online tumblrite who speaks that way normally. shes just like me fr
#tmagp#the magnus protocol#alice dyer#bones were invented by big milk yeah im sure they were#i was born down here and ill die down here i say that everytime im at work#like this is normal to me she is a normal girl
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Peepaw taking care of two 5-year-olds
@little-luna-llama IT'S YO BIRTHDAY :D
#and I'm only 2+ day late whadda achievement#apparently I can't draw them interacting normally#crk#cookie run kingdom#custard cookie iii#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#shadowvanilla#vanilla milkshake
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press F to inspect weapon
#hiii everponyyy…#i dont know i was just yearning i havent drawn Like This in a while#jfkskfjff#unreal.#anyhoo#WAIT ALSO ITS ALWAYS SO ABSURD WHEN PPL READ MY TAGS. APPARENTLY THEY DO. i just be sayin fuck all here i wouldnt wish reading it upon#—my worst enemy#SO LIKE. HI LOL. IF UR READING THIS. U r the bravest soldier…���..#okokok normal tag time booo tomato tomato BOORRRINGGG#bye :(#shadow milk cookie#cookie run kingdom#mystuff#cookie run#crk fanart#g/t#shadow milk cookie x reader#cookie run x reader
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What if after defeating Shadow Milk he doesn't necessarily just begone but is trapped inside PV's mind and no one even knows about it except PV himself
#silly old man is tired#the other silly old man is a little shit#crk#pure vanilla cookie#cookie run kingdom#pure vanilla cookie crk#shadow milk cookie#normalized tired pure vanilla
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"my my my... what do we have here?"
you shivered in fear at the gigantic being before you. you and your cookie friends had tried your best to seal the rift in the tree with white lily cookie. however, your actions proved pointless. white lily cookie's powers were still too weak and your time had run out. you all watched in horror at the towering cookie grinning down from above.
"it's been so long since we've seen new faces! we were starting to get bored being by ourselves in here..." shadow milk cookie smirked as he took a look at each cookie standing before him. when his eyes had reached you, his gaze stayed far more longer on you than the others. you trembled from his piercing stare, a small whimper escaping from your lips as you backed away and hid yourself behind pure vanilla cookie.
shadow milk cookie chortled at the pathetic display. "Oh, how I have missed the faces of fear from you cookies! Never gets old!" now that the rift had opened big enough for him to pass through, shadow milk cookie stepped out of the silver tree that had kept him and the others imprisoned for so long. the smaller cookies screamed in terror as they scrambled to get out of his way. every footstep he took practically shook the earthbread beneath their feet.
"pure vanilla cookie!" fear clouded your mind as you tugged your leader's arm in desperation. "what are we going to do?!" anxiety gripped your heart when he hesitated to think of a solution. one of the most powerful beings in all of cookiekind has just been unleashed and is ready to bring chaos to the world once more. just how on earthbread will any cookie be able to stop such beasts?
before pure vanilla cookie could even think of an answer, you cried out in alarm as you were suddenly lifted into the air. the other cookies screamed your name as you watched their forms grow smaller and smaller. you gasped as you were face to face with the grinning jester.
"what a cute little cookie you are." he eagerly examined you as if he were a child that had been given a new toy, turning you this way and that. "it's been ages since i had a little pet to dote on. you'll make a fine addition to my collection!" your mind raced as you tried to understand what you have just heard. a collection? a pet to dote on? what on-?!
your thoughts were interrupted as you heard a snap of... fingers? confused, you found yourself locked inside some sort of bird cage; the bars were thick enough to keep you from escaping. shadow milk cookie cooed as he watched you attempt to break free. "no-!" you tugged and pulled at the bars keeping you in.
"no! y-you can't keep me in here! Please!" you cried out to him in desperation. shadow milk cookie only giggled and shook his head, "ah, ah, ah! you're staying right by my side, my little cookie." you shuddered in fear as he began to summon his powers once more. shadows seeped out from your surroundings and from his body. multiple cold blue eyes stared at you and the cookies still down below.
"now, my dear..." with a clap of his hands, monsters of every kind stepped out from the shadows, ready to obey their master. with a manic grin, shadow milk cookie spread his arms out in grandeur to the cookies below. with a perfect view from above, you could only watch in horror as your friends were surrounded at every side by monsters of different sizes.
"let the show begin!"
#i believe in giant fallen heroes#just imagine them actually being much larger than normal cookies#anyway yeah i want to smooch the jester#this is short but i do plan on writing more; possibly make longer fics#just need some motivation aaaaa#not really a canon x self#but it could lead into it... hmmmmm#anywayyy enoyyyyyy :]#shadow milk cookie#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#shadow milk cookie x reader#crk#crk x reader#cookie run kingdom x reader#fanfiction#selfshipping
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golden cheese has 99 problems and honestly these two somehow are or will become every one of them
#long tags. my silly thoughts#special guest shadow milk. what a goon.#i like to think shadow milk cookie is always around somewhere ready to crash the party since he's always watching#that and intentionally staying next to burning spice cookie after his latest interest. he's a fun target.#this is a normal day for them when they aren't being their silly evil selves#gc is concerned as to why pv's beast is there and if there's gonna be trouble until bspice stabs him without a second thought and thats tha#ive been drawing for the past 13 hours straight. oh no#i was gonna make this flow better but i just wanted it out of my head. forgive me#i forgor to sleep#burningcheese#goldenspice#shadow milk cookie#cookie run kingdom#crk#art#crnl's crk journal
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It is time… AWAKEN! My comrades, my friends!
THE ALMIGHTY BEASTS!
aka Moonstone and his four weed-smoking girlfriends
also a couple more doodles I have yet to share plus Pezzy’s fullbody under the cut!
#cookie run kingdom au#crk au#steven universe au#gem au#crystal run au#shadow milk cookie#eternal sugar cookie#burning spice cookie#mystic flour cookie#silent salt cookie#white lily cookie#nutmeg tiger cookie#cloud haetae cookie#strawberry crepe cookie#golden cheese cookie#this au is such a blast i love rocks#context for tiny gem lily is bff wanted to see what shed look like if she were shaped like a normal tourmaline#relative to the tourmalines in my other gem aus at least
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let them use social media
#i just came up with this idea and i have to actually think about what would normal people post normally#i don't use social media other than rambling and posting art and screaming in the art reblog tags about how good they are okay i tried#that interface is from bluesky because i just think this kind of interface suits this idea#also i don't have to use come up with unique and funny ids because i can just use the domain name as their id and it wouldn't even be weird#maybe i can use their internal name instead but that wouldnt be a plausible domain name anyways#does anyone remember i made frost a bartender? and grumpy? yeah#umbra is old asf he doesn't know how to use phones#also yes rhino and sevagoth are dating because why not really#should've make sevagoth prime hold chicken cutlet instead. chicken cutlet and boba milk tea are like. THE most prominent food pairing here#but i already drew sevagoth when i decided to let rhino hold boba milk tea so meh. im just gonna let rhino eyeing that instead#warframe#warframe frost#warframe excalibur#warframe excalibur umbra#warframe sevagoth#warframe sevagoth prime#warframe rhino#my art
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there’s a Legends book where Thrawn just really wanted a piece of art from an art auction. But Han and Leah assumed it was because the Empire knew there was secret, rebel information hidden on the painting. But they didn’t Thrawn just wanted art. And just because he wanted Art, it started a whole fight and Han got stuck in the desert for days and almost died multiple times. He went blind AGAIN. And Leia also found a video diary that Shmi made for Anakin, so there was an entire section of the book that was just a retelling of the pod racing scene but from her perspective.
and all of this just because Thrawn wanted art
that checks out, the second a skywalker gets involved in anything it becomes the most dramatic thing to happen to the galaxy for 20 years
#you thought this was gonna be a normal grocery shop? nice try. luke skywalker is buying blue milk 2 aisles away#put down your shopping cart youre about to enter this shitshow space opera#thanks for the ask!
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School doodles!!
Man I love that damn musical I cannot stop drawing facial expressions to it/silly
#beetle's ramblings#cookie run kingdom#pure vanilla cookie#crk au#shadow milk cookie#beetle's art#intertwined opposites au#IO!pure vanilla#IO!shadow milk#I'm normal(LIEE)/silly
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That haunting chorus of violins that fill the dark, those words– Pure Vanilla looks back over the space and finds exactly what he'd feared. Expected. There they are, gliding across the void so, so terribly intertwined they almost appeared as one. In some ways, he supposed they were. Pure Vanilla watches himself be led in a dance so improper and aimless and… Had Shadow Milk's expression truly been so… adoring, that day?
Fanart and coincidental birthday gift for the talented off1cially_done who wrote this (the fanfic is pretty heavy, remember to look at the tags before reading!)
Shadowvanilla fanfics are so rare, I gotta show my appreciation for them when I can(!) There was plan to draw a different scene but this chapter was too good, came for the toxic stay for the Eternal Sugar. I refrains from drawing the unreleased beasts in fear of messing up their designs but her depiction in the story was amazing I just had to draw her! Like ughh, pretty pink angel pls be my winglady <333
Also, the dancing scene was my favorite scene in "the light continue". For it to come back and confirm to us that yes this was PV's first spark of love is so aaaa- Anyways, here's something extra!
Denial.
Newly-wed woes.
#I normally don't do comic with texts cuz Krita doesn't like it#it WILL crash#the fact SM is all about performing and that theatrics life yet somehow his ass can't waltz is hilarious imma steal it now#we have like less than double digits in fanfic to share among ourselves for this harsh winter#me tryna feed myself with fanart#oops I rambled again#1m4 rambles#crk#cookie run kingdom#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#eternal sugar cookie#silent salt cookie#shadowvanilla#vanilla milkshake#art#fanart#stuff i draw
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magnuspilled archivemaxxer
#love digging thru someone's tma tag who has been here a while bc i find fun new posts to queue up from like 2019#im so fucking normal right now about this podcast. normalpilled milk#milk talks tma#tma
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You'll never meet another me / I'll never meet another you
#cookie run#lychee dragon cookie#shadow milk cookie#shadowlychee#hi hello hi im normal im okay im fine (lying)#dont get fooled. theyre t minus 5 seconds from snapping each other's necks
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Crosshair: *chugging milk because Wrecker dared him to*
Echo: Aren’t you lactose intolerant?
Crosshair: This isn’t lactose, it’s milk.
Tech, facepalming: You’re a fucking idiot.
#he knows that lactose is in milk he just wanted to annoy tech by saying something wrong#he would def do something insane if wrecker dared him to do it#he is no longer allowed to accept dares#tech normally doesn’t curse much but his twin’s shenanigans have that effect on him#echo is having intense flashbacks to his time in the 501st#crosshair gives me the vibes of someone who would continue to eat dairy despite being lactose intolerant out of pure spite#i said what i said#each member of the bad batch is a lil dumb in their own way and nothing will change my mind#star wars tbb#star wars the bad batch#tbb crosshair#the bad batch#incorrect bad batch quotes#arc trooper echo#tbb echo#tbb incorrect quotes#tbb tech
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Possession (1981) / Evil Dead Rise (2023)
#possession#possession 1981#evil dead#evil dead rise#horror#horroredit#when i was watching evil dead rise in the theater -#when the jesus statue fell down i was like omg just like in possession haha#but then when she said 'it's in me' i was like okay that is a very clear direct intentional allusion to possession#as well as the milk-like vomit (although this also happens in evil dead 2013 which i don't think was meant to be a parallel to possession)#and the eggs. i didn't include the eggs because it's part of the subway scene but it's significant that the imagery used is milk and eggs#for obvious reasons in both movies#anyway! having a normal one
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