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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.
#ra speaks#personal#JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians#obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7#fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background#my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated#by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods#edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.
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BIG BOY EDIT!! >:D
#felix txt.#tf2#team fortress 2#medic tf2#heavy tf2#tf2 memes#spy tf2#scout tf2#engineer tf2#pyro tf2#demo tf2#engie tf2#demoman tf2#sniper tf2#my memes#BIG BOY EDIT!!#twitter edit#tf2 shitpost#tf2 edit
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BLU Team Portraits
I was struggling to find any portraits in this specific style for the BLU team, whether they were fan-made original art or edits, so I took the liberty of making edits of them myself. Enjoy!
#tf2#team fortress 2#demoman tf2#heavy tf2#spy tf2#engineer tf2#pyro tf2#medic tf2#scout tf2#soldier tf2#sniper tf2#my edit
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Book Publishing Resources
Well, since a few people said they were interested and/or that posting about it on here occasionally was a decent idea, here we go!
I'm MC Calvi, a freelance editor specializing in self-help, psychology, spirituality, paganism, workbooks, and LGBTQ books.
You can find out more about me at my website, where I also offer free twenty-minute book/publishing consultations, in addition to regular editing services.
I am also now offering some pay-what-you-can resources on my website and on Gumroad. I'm committed to offering pay-what-you-can resources because the odds are already so stacked against marginalized authors, and publishing shouldn't be pay to win.
I have two new booklets I'm actually super happy with! They both draw on my eight years of experience in the publishing industry to give authors a leg up.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming as I hit "publish" on another good news post!
#Also if you're not interested but still want to help/support me#it would actually be super helpful if you reblogged this#because having my website link in more places will help boost my ranking in search engines#I promise not to post about this often#like we're talking less than once a month#I'm here to spread good news! not to spam my stuff!#and everything I do post will be tagged with#my editing#in case you want to filter#book editing#publishing#publishing tips#book publishing#indie author#self publishing#not news
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funny shirt i've found on pinterest dump
#my art#digital art#fanart#doodle#tf2#team fortress 2#art#tf2 scout#tf2 soldier#tf2 medic#tf2 sniper#tf2 spy#tf2 heavy#tf2 demoman#tf2 pyro#tf2 engineer#edit: i fucking forgot the A on engi's shirt
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CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGES!!!!
finally finished this Emesis Blue edit!! this is my first time doing an edit so aaah!!!
song is We Both Reached For The Gun from Chicago
#emesis blue#tf2#team fortess 2#tf2 scout#tf2 medic#tf2 soldier#tf2 spy#tf2 sniper#tf2 demoman#tf2 engineer#tf2 pyro#tf2 heavy#scout's ma#edit#tf2 edit#my art
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I yearn for engiespy cuddling in some corner in the middle of a match like the others aren't being blown up by each other just a few feet away... do you see my vision...
I hope I do see it!
#ok so... i was gonna do a diff req#but then i saw ur request there. sentrysapper.#and then i immediately jumped out of my chair dropped to the floor and ripped my shirt off and yelled on top of my lungs while crying#then threw my laptop out of the window and anyways if you didn't get it i was very happy and excited!#ORIGINALLY i had a really different vision of this#but it kinda failed and yknowhowitgoes had to improvise but i hope ya like it!!!#also sorry about the edited on effects. i dont have enough patience for the ones already in sfm.#tf2#team fortress 2#sfm#tf2 sfm#sfm poster#tf2 spy#tf2 engineer#tf2 pyro#tf2 demoman#tf2 scout#tf2 sniper#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2 soldier#hope nobody minds me tagging all of them even though some are merely barely on the background.... and one is barely a gib.#engiespy#tf2 engiespy#practical espionage#my art#jokz asks
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IMtober Day Four: Machine
Him car go brrrrrrr
#babitim#babtqftim#quest bendy#black and white#ignore my 100% inaccurate car engine#i was flying blind#fuck it we ball car edition#the inky mystery#IMtober2024#inky mystery inktober 2024#myart#clip studio paint#onecupofsugar#click image for better quality
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Being a biochemistry student is so funny because I’ll be staring off into space and look deep in thought but really I’m just thinking about CRISPR. The Roman Empire of every biochem student
#genome editing my beloved#I’ve been thinking way too much about crispr lately#and also zinc finger nucleases#to quote my chemical biology professor ‘the only real limit of gene editing is ethics’#you’re playing god#you’re engineering a living organism however you want#the power trip of it is absolutely insane
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Edward 💙
Edit: I just fixed/edited it but OMG WHY DID I NOT NOTICE I SPELT EDWARD WRONG IN THE PICTURE HESB
#my art#ttte#ttte edward#ttte gijinka#ttte humanized#ttte human au#edward the blue engine#edit note:#i only figured out I spelt it wrong was cause of my therapist GVHcH#I showed him my Thomas fanart and he liked them but also said “oh this says Edward right?’ AND THOUGHT IT WAS REFERING TO THE HANDWRITING
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with apologies to silktouchhands and hoglinstep
#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 sniper#tf2 scout#tf2 engineer#tf2 demo#tf2 demoman#tf2 pyro#digital#art#sketchbook#comic#featuring my weird compulsion to make meme edits as seamless as possible
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assorted studies and sketches
#kewpie's art#tf2#engineer tf2#medic tf2#soldier tf2#pyro tf2#the administrator#ms pauling#heavily edited from my sketchbook
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o7💦
#I need to release this into the wild before I start to edit it for the rest of my life#tf2#tf2 fanart#tf2 engineer#purposefully didn’t draw the vest… did not Feel like it <3#My art!!
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Star Trek Voyager 4E08 - Year of Hell | 5E17 - The Disease
Greasemonkey Janeway with rolled-up sleeves
#kathryn janeway#star trek voyager#voyager s4#voyager s5#year of hell (voyager)#the disease (voyager)#i love greasemonky!janeway with her rolled-up sleeves#i bet janeway wanted to mix it up in engineering#but seldom has the chance to do it#seriously year of hell hair is a Look#startrekedit#trekedit#voyageredit#my edit
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Sometimes a family is you, your rival/gay lover, an unethical doctor, the girl he gaslit and a cat :)
(Credit to @sad-thief-noises for the Metaverse Joker sprites!)
#that mementos mission manga edit is my magnum opus#get it? cuz Joker is wearing his fishing outfit… he’s the fisherman getting fucked 😌#also this features a rare angry joker lolol stop trying to die for him Akechi it’s rlly not chill anymore#I like to imagine it’s NG+ so joker is SICK OF THIS ENGINE ROOM SHIT#persona 5#p5#persona 5 royal#p5r#persona#persona 5 royal spoilers#goro akechi#akira kurusu#ren amamiya#takuto maruki#sumire yoshizawa#morgana#akeshu#shuake#mine
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It came to me in a dream. TF2 x Among Us. The mercs are in space now
#yes heavy has no cosmetics#i didnt think any suited him#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 medic#tf2 scout#tf2 sniper#tf2 heavy#tf2 demoman#tf2 spy#tf2 soldier#tf2 shitpost#tf2 fanart#tf2 engineer#tf2 pyro#among us#among us beans#among us edit#my edit
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