#my dog would eat you

[yourbonafidelove]

Mumble Pon Me - About Last Night

I don't know how to change who I am to deflect their advances [Like I mean you can die and never worry about it again or... idk]

Coming up to sit beside me on the bleachers, Its one thing to tell me about your kids that disrespect you and talk down to you, It is another to see the cancer and the sharpie lines on my feet, And mumble at a level you know I can't hear But my brain is straining to focus and catch And then you sit there, beside me yet behind your glasses (And Im here again, trying to escape the Honda CRV that night) You tell me "that is why you stay single" And I tell you that Im single because the last guy that tried me hit a train and is currently rotting and being eaten by bugs.

Why do I have to go into this to tell you to get the fuck away from me I hide behind my glasses for safety You are using yours to get away with what youre getting off on

"The dogs them a bark"

It leaves pain above my left eye and down my ear My left eye is closing in pain and struggle in front of you And you sit there and get off on it, keep talking

"The dogs them a bark" and the Memorial Garden lights go on. It must be the 8pm or sunset timer. But the dogs them a bark --- there isn't any around, but I how mine would proceed

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[futuristiccreationzombie]

Neptune.

more shadow ban/art block sketches and quick paintings. (do have some more sketches laying around but they're so bad that they got me fully hysterical after enough sleep deprivation.)

very rough and not very creative but oh well.

[wishfulsketching]

Here's some pics of my dog while I rest my hand

She came to me almost seven years ago with a name Nala

[cecoeur]

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[mushroom-through-the-stargate]

people in pet food commercials : i read the ingredients of this kibble and was Shocked to find Bad Things so i went with Name Brand and my pet is So Much Happier :D

my family : we are fully aware that this is shite kibble and the pet equivalent of college kid food but cait sidhe only eats one specific flavour of one specific brand and the one time that it was out of stock and we tried something similar but Not Quite It she went on a hunger strike for three days and then after that only ate enough to barely sustain herself until we got Her Kibble back

[lazylittledragon]

don't you love when you Just stopped feeling guilty about eating the things you like and then one of your parents drops the "i'm concerned about your diet"

[nemesisfall]

obligatory pokemon au time!!

[nomouthtospeakof]

baldur/ansur has me wanting to make something for wyll/durge except instead of durge being a dragonborn like default, they’re a dragon. they are straight up a dragon that had shapeshifter into a humanoid form and then, with everything else, forgotten. they have visions of being some great beast, sure, but they have a lot of visions. not all of them are real. they don’t want them to be real. but this skin feels too tight now, and they don’t know what’s underneath.

the parallels. man turned into monster but still retaining humanity, trying to figure out how to do good when the world shirks from him and sees him as a problem to be fixed or hidden. dragon turned into abomination, their devotion turning into rage and vengeance after they were attacked and killed (but not quite all the way) by someone beloved, not quite trusted but beloved.

but unlike baldur and ansur, wyll and durge overcome the anger, the sadness, the betrayal. they survive. or do they. DO YOU SEE IT

[timothyslucy]

the way tim rubbed kojo and gave him a few good pats after lucy left almost makes me think he had him trained to bribe her into not leaving lol. 😅

[vaguely-concerned]

For you. And Harding. And everyone we've lost.

*sob sob sob sob sob* it's fine I'm fine I just have to I just need a moment and then I'll be -- *sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob*

rye 'I want varric back you son of a bitch' ingellvar showing up to the narrative stricken to the core with grief and digging two graves. one for the dread wolf. and another one also for the dread wolf because by the time rye is done with him that fucker is hopefully going to be in several pieces. lucanis hold my shovel for a moment would you I need to commit some acts of grim violence and deep poetic irony (*supportive lucanis voice as rook grabs the fake dagger* go get him rook I've got your shovel). solas I'm sorry I love you but if you were going to pull that shit you probably should have done it to someone a little less like, well. you

[crow-n-tell]

Whenever people who hate cats say “oh don’t you know your cat doesn’t even love you? When you die they’re gonna eat your corpse.” im just like ??? Yeah?? Why is that a problem???

When I’m dead I’m still going to be loving and providing for them, you can go ahead and hope whatever you raise mourns over your rotting corpse just to die starving and alone.

Also dogs are just as likely to eat their owners corpses, so…

[lokh]

every day im reminded that though my parents may have wanted a dog they clearly did not want to take care of a dog

[angelmush]

the other day i walked around the golden lake w my love and the sun was setting hot and orange and we watched a brown duck preening through the weeds, ducking her head under the dark water. the cool lake swallowed up my tired feet to the ankles and we counted the dog walkers with their curly panting doodles and their handsome german shepherds and their whip smart little terriers and we admired the careful construction of a sand castle whose moat held determinedly against the lapping of the waves. we could feel in our chests the persistent thunderous thumping of celebratory music at the finish line of the lakeside 5k, welcoming each gasping runner across its bounds. and i felt like crying. i felt like curling into myself and crying. we walked through the swamp of the bird sanctuary afterwards and listened to the woods sing and croak and groan and then we went and got ube and yuzu gelato and devoured it suntired and sweating on the couch in our living room. and i was so overcome w a deep and true unshakeable happiness and a sort of confused grief that i wanted to sob and sob and sob.

[luna-the-cretar]

Hi. Still haven’t gone to bed yet. Brain required me to look up geckos before I can rest because I’ve been racking my brain, trying to figure out what kind of lizard Sarnax could be. Because I had it in my brain that he was probably some kind of gecko, just based on appearances, and well. I had to research geckos real quick. And it turns out there’s a lot, and I’ve come to the conclusion that Sarnax is probably one of the two in particular that caught my eye.

Appearance wise, he looks most like a Crested Gecko (again, from the few that caught my eye, tho there’s probably one he looks like more). From the ridges at the top of his head (albeit, not in the right spot), to the long smooth tail

HOWEVER, in my heart, I want him to be a Moorish Gecko (also known as a crocodile gecko)

THEY LOOK LIKE TINY CROCODILES. And given 2/3 loa lizardfolk, it’d give him SOME connection to Kremy and Briggsy. And also. They’re cute.

[bonefall]

Willowpelt sounds SO autistic, it not being funny wraps around into being funny again.

My secret is being so autistic and so surrounded by so many other autistic people that I forget what tismless people even do. Everyone in BB ends up getting a touch of ADHDautism. As a treat.

But yeah when I was jotting it down I realized it too. Like wow, I really hit this one with the autism beam. Me and you, Willy, we will both have adamantine opinions. I cannot condone your hatred of apples but you do have a good point about oak trees.

[ladykyriaa]

Jinshi always having his favourite things taken away is such a fucked up memory actually can we talk about it more please???