#my dog would eat you

[yourbonafidelove]

Mumble Pon Me - About Last Night

I don't know how to change who I am to deflect their advances [Like I mean you can die and never worry about it again or... idk]

Coming up to sit beside me on the bleachers, Its one thing to tell me about your kids that disrespect you and talk down to you, It is another to see the cancer and the sharpie lines on my feet, And mumble at a level you know I can't hear But my brain is straining to focus and catch And then you sit there, beside me yet behind your glasses (And Im here again, trying to escape the Honda CRV that night) You tell me "that is why you stay single" And I tell you that Im single because the last guy that tried me hit a train and is currently rotting and being eaten by bugs.

Why do I have to go into this to tell you to get the fuck away from me I hide behind my glasses for safety You are using yours to get away with what youre getting off on

"The dogs them a bark"

It leaves pain above my left eye and down my ear My left eye is closing in pain and struggle in front of you And you sit there and get off on it, keep talking

"The dogs them a bark" and the Memorial Garden lights go on. It must be the 8pm or sunset timer. But the dogs them a bark --- there isn't any around, but I how mine would proceed

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[cecoeur]

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[wishfulsketching]

Here's some pics of my dog while I rest my hand

She came to me almost seven years ago with a name Nala

[ijustthinkhesneat]

I’m an Alfred/Martha/Thomas truther. Like Alfred is a baddie in his 80s you all know he must have been a slice back in the day. And it is canon Martha and Thomas were smoke shows.

Like let hot people get it. Let hot men kiss while their wife turns mobsters kneecaps into flour with a baseball bat.

[lazylittledragon]

don't you love when you Just stopped feeling guilty about eating the things you like and then one of your parents drops the "i'm concerned about your diet"

[nemesisfall]

obligatory pokemon au time!!

[nopeleavemealoone]

They would commit murder and argue about putting sugar on eggs

[moregraceful]

my dog got a new stupid haircut - i will post photos when he has recovered from his harrowing experience of [checks notes] having a nice woman gently bathe him - and i asked the groomer to neaten up his face hair...she cut it so short that now his ears look 5x larger than usual 😭 and he got a summer cut so the rest of his body is shaved but bc he has congestive heart failure, his trunk is kind of huge bc of his heart etc....he basically just looks like what a seven year old who only watches star wars movies would draw as a dog

[crow-n-tell]

Whenever people who hate cats say “oh don’t you know your cat doesn’t even love you? When you die they’re gonna eat your corpse.” im just like ??? Yeah?? Why is that a problem???

When I’m dead I’m still going to be loving and providing for them, you can go ahead and hope whatever you raise mourns over your rotting corpse just to die starving and alone.

Also dogs are just as likely to eat their owners corpses, so…

[lokh]

every day im reminded that though my parents may have wanted a dog they clearly did not want to take care of a dog

[angelmush]

the other day i walked around the golden lake w my love and the sun was setting hot and orange and we watched a brown duck preening through the weeds, ducking her head under the dark water. the cool lake swallowed up my tired feet to the ankles and we counted the dog walkers with their curly panting doodles and their handsome german shepherds and their whip smart little terriers and we admired the careful construction of a sand castle whose moat held determinedly against the lapping of the waves. we could feel in our chests the persistent thunderous thumping of celebratory music at the finish line of the lakeside 5k, welcoming each gasping runner across its bounds. and i felt like crying. i felt like curling into myself and crying. we walked through the swamp of the bird sanctuary afterwards and listened to the woods sing and croak and groan and then we went and got ube and yuzu gelato and devoured it suntired and sweating on the couch in our living room. and i was so overcome w a deep and true unshakeable happiness and a sort of confused grief that i wanted to sob and sob and sob.

[bonefall]

Willowpelt sounds SO autistic, it not being funny wraps around into being funny again.

My secret is being so autistic and so surrounded by so many other autistic people that I forget what tismless people even do. Everyone in BB ends up getting a touch of ADHDautism. As a treat.

But yeah when I was jotting it down I realized it too. Like wow, I really hit this one with the autism beam. Me and you, Willy, we will both have adamantine opinions. I cannot condone your hatred of apples but you do have a good point about oak trees.

[ladykyriaa]

Jinshi always having his favourite things taken away is such a fucked up memory actually can we talk about it more please???

[canines-crown]

Typing this out cause I've never seen anyone talk about it and now I need to know if this is just a "me thing" or if other individuals experience it as well-

Am I the only one who involuntarily sees follower count within a community as some sort of "rank"??? Like... In a pack??

I obviously know that followers don't mean anything. They don't define you as a person, and you're not better than anyone esle for having more followers.

But for some reason my canine brain will automatically act more submissive towards individuals with a larger follower count?? And I don't even want that 😭

It also works the other way around, meaning that I get incredibly confident when speaking to someone with less followers??? Which is kinda toxic cause it implies that I see myself above the individual (which I don't!!!) but for some reason it's just how my brain works aaa

Am I the only one???? I hope this doesn't come off as weird, of course I'm not seeing anyone as lesser because of something so unimportant like their follower count I just don't know how to phrase it better

[roman-roy-apologist]

i love you animal symbolism

[unknownarmageddon]

Hunger games simulator but it's just Kross aus

OH MY GOD you’re so right. hang on