#my divorced yaoi

[evilresidentz]

I’m supposed to be studying

[icedlava1]

human designs of my favourite divorced couple 🫶

[abiding-by-the-laws-of-color]

man I love pokemon

Decided to find out what’s up with these two and they’re so stupid I love it

-ghost

[pulgarcito-perro]

I've got a good one for you.

It's Curly and Jimmy's wedding anniversary and Curly makes dinner and plans to have a special evening with Jimmy. But Jimmy forgets about the anniversary entirely, dismissing Curly's enthusiasm leaving Curly devastated.

Sequel

Oh you're evil. I like that.😋 Thank you for the ask.

[chaoticclownage]

Shadowpeach nation how are we feeling rn?

[fashionredalert]

I want old cranky madatobi who have nothing better to do than be achy and blind and snippy with one another whilst working seamlessly together to make snacks and maybe dinner if they're feeling frisky.

Tobirama loves his tea as bitter as his soul and Madara likes his sweet and he never hears the end of it when he kisses Tobirama with lips sticky with too sweet honey.

Tobirama falls asleep in his chair in the middle of reading a scroll, out loud because Madara demands story time (the scroll is actually a formula for yet *another* forbidden jutsu) since his eyes finally went kapoot, and Madara blindly kicks him awake and it sparks an argument which leads to Madara hauling Tobirama to bed.

Tobirama makes quips about Madara failing to get his dick hard and Madara hisses at him and tell him to shut the fuck up because he hears divorce is far less complicated now than it was when they first married 57 years ago and he could find a mistress any time he wanted and Tobirama just rolls his eyes but let's himself be bullied into bed because he's always ran cold and Madara knows better than to sleep anywhere else but beside him.

Madara hisses when Tobirama tucks his icy feet where he pleases but doesn't pull away, even when he starts to snore obnoxiously loud.

[jonggunkitten]

maybe in why not

another universe in this one?

[trianglestarshapes]

I can't stop thinking about them

[Image description: Bill Cypher holds a hand on Stanfords shoulder. He asks him "would you love me if I were some super screwed up apathetic God of weirdness" with a smaller text reading "and I kill people?"Stanford looks annoyed, as he replies a confused "what??? NO." and a smaller text above his head reading "also I don't love you."The image under is Bill Cypher sobbing while drinking a large beer at a bar. It is implied he got either rejected or he got divorced. ]

[quibbs126]

I was bored and looking for fanfics to read, and I stumble across one (mind you, it’s supposed to be a crack fic) where they pose the idea of g1 Starscream secretly being a megop kid

And now I can’t unsee it

I mean, he is red, blue and light grey like a combo of them, and he also at least gives me the impression that he’s a lot younger than them

And also looking at the three of them, I kind of see it

The things that don’t look similar are just jet things, which neither of them are. And yeah, him being a jet would be a detractor from this idea, but who knows, maybe alt modes aren’t genetic in this hypothetical scenario

Also another thing the fic brought up is that Megatron never just kills Starscream despite his constant treachery. I think that’s different by the movie, but whatever

I know it’s stupid and I don’t really believe it, and this would only be specifically in g1 (because god knows it doesn’t work in other continuities), but now it’s in my brain and I need other people to know about it

[n14-25]

What fumbling a baddie does to a man

[thecoolerliauditore]

beauty of the divorce quartet actually is that no matter where you draw the relationship lines you get a fun and fucked up dynamic to think about

[pierogi-potwater]

[asweetprologue]

i know probably nobody following me is even relatively in this fandom but I just finished s5 of the dragon prince and I gotta tell you. the canonical lovechild of the gay-coded villains was not something I saw coming

[sleeplessdreamer14]

I did a thing, have fun

cover art by @777-lucky

[nikothepotato]

The whole “Our child” thing is so insane i thought it was a dream of mine or sth.

Btw why is nobody talking about this:

[warlenys]

just. okay