#my disappointment is immeasurable and my life is ruined

[that-sad-guy]

Dual Destinies: Ok so this is Bobby Fulbright. He's a silly detective who has a funny dynamic with the main prosecutor. Me: Oh neat! I love these types of characters! :)

Dual Destinies: Do you promise to love and cherish him? :)

Me: Haha yeah of course! :D

Dual Destinies: Well none of it was real.

Me: Dual Destinies: Surprise :)

[melodicbones]

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IF IT WASN'T SO HEAVILY COPYRIGHTED, WE COULD'VE HAD ETHO SINGING BABY SHARK?!?!

[beanmaster-pika]

I bet when Silver was very small he just called Malleus by name but eventually someone told him that they’re supposed to address him with a title and he stopped and Malleus, whose whole thing is that his status and strength have prevented him from forming meaningful attachments with most people and he feels isolated because of it, went home and didn’t come out of his room for three days.

[slavic-roots-western-mind]

Being an adult is feeling absolutely gutted when your favorite laundry capsules are discontinued and the laundry liquid version is getting discontinued as well.

[hiswrlds]

blows up pancakes with MIND

“ MA FUCKING PANCAKES .  ”  

--- BOOM . 

  “  …   ” 

[panicbroadcast]

I DROPPED MY FUCKING OLVIES!!!!!

[darsynia]

I think I broke my thumb :(

Gonna sleep on it because it might just be sprained and tbh the US healthcare system is such a money black hole right now. The car that fits all of us inside it has a $1200 repair that has now taken two full weeks (we won't find out how much longer till Monday), and the new car we just bought outright has a (under warranty, thank FUCK) issue that is outstanding and can't be worked on until we have the van back. Van is undrivable and halfway fixed at the moment.

Simply put, I cannot afford to have a broken thumb.

Therefore, it is sprained.

(Symptoms: swollen, painful, slightly bruised (still developing), slightly numb, hint of cold feeling, but no sharp pain and I can move it)

I may have to put off the rest of the Ro Roll because I need to edit and touch up the stories, and I have a few owed comment reblogs and one very kind anonymous message I've been hoarding till the weekend.

LOL but if you want to make me feel better, read something of mine :P But seriously, UGH. I hurt it moving some heavy plastic bins in anger because of my daughter lying about something she'd hidden near them. I didn't throw, break, or damage anything but myself, but I am incredibly disappointed, both in her determination to lie about something hopefully inconsequential, and because it's really important to me to do this time-sensitive thing that I promised to do.

I am typing using the thumb and it hurts. I can't be trusted with the computer, fuck.

[jayktoralldaylong]

Me to Jayce: No matter what happens, I'm going to stand with you till the end.

Act 2 Ep 6 happens

Me: And now you've gone and done too much. 💀

[unironicironic]

It's joever yall there's no tomodachi life for the switch, maybe next year (I'm so far gone)

[moony2moon]

*Insert incoherent screaming*

Gacha Life 2 was originally supposed to come out on the 31st of October. It then got delayed to today due to the amount of assets. Now it has been delayed to the 7th, because THE FRICKIN' ASSETS. Wow, way to toy with my feelings, Luni. (I'm kidding, take your time, my man, I'll keep waiting, and I'm more hyped than ever. We know it's gonna be great when it comes out. We love you.)

[fawnuh]

I just found out Neptune isn't as blue as I thought it was D:

[fckju2]

Fawking eczema🤧

[itscooltoskate]

I now understand why everybody hates this guy

I will not tolerate table tennis slander >:(

[shapeshifterraccoon]

when the menu said the pizza had 'vegetables' on it, I expected it would probably be corn and peppers ect., you know, the usual stuff. what I did not expect was to see the frozen veggie mix of peas, carrots and cauliflower.

I am traumatized, deeply disturbed and will never be the same. whoever made this, I hate you and I hope you burn in hell!

[bblackberrry]

"being tired all the time is not an aesthetic"

me who's chronically ill and still tries to romanticize life:

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[fandomfloozy]

Fuck, he's married

Well, I was destined to be a single cool aunt anyway

I feel very deeply, in my heart of hearts, that I am either destined to end up alone forever or with like.... Daniel Sloss