#my disappointment is immeasurable and my life is ruined

[that-sad-guy]

Dual Destinies: Ok so this is Bobby Fulbright. He's a silly detective who has a funny dynamic with the main prosecutor. Me: Oh neat! I love these types of characters! :)

Dual Destinies: Do you promise to love and cherish him? :)

Me: Haha yeah of course! :D

Dual Destinies: Well none of it was real.

Me: Dual Destinies: Surprise :)

[melodicbones]

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IF IT WASN'T SO HEAVILY COPYRIGHTED, WE COULD'VE HAD ETHO SINGING BABY SHARK?!?!

[beanmaster-pika]

I bet when Silver was very small he just called Malleus by name but eventually someone told him that they’re supposed to address him with a title and he stopped and Malleus, whose whole thing is that his status and strength have prevented him from forming meaningful attachments with most people and he feels isolated because of it, went home and didn’t come out of his room for three days.

[panicbroadcast]

I DROPPED MY FUCKING OLVIES!!!!!

[darsynia]

I think I broke my thumb :(

Gonna sleep on it because it might just be sprained and tbh the US healthcare system is such a money black hole right now. The car that fits all of us inside it has a $1200 repair that has now taken two full weeks (we won't find out how much longer till Monday), and the new car we just bought outright has a (under warranty, thank FUCK) issue that is outstanding and can't be worked on until we have the van back. Van is undrivable and halfway fixed at the moment.

Simply put, I cannot afford to have a broken thumb.

Therefore, it is sprained.

(Symptoms: swollen, painful, slightly bruised (still developing), slightly numb, hint of cold feeling, but no sharp pain and I can move it)

I may have to put off the rest of the Ro Roll because I need to edit and touch up the stories, and I have a few owed comment reblogs and one very kind anonymous message I've been hoarding till the weekend.

LOL but if you want to make me feel better, read something of mine :P But seriously, UGH. I hurt it moving some heavy plastic bins in anger because of my daughter lying about something she'd hidden near them. I didn't throw, break, or damage anything but myself, but I am incredibly disappointed, both in her determination to lie about something hopefully inconsequential, and because it's really important to me to do this time-sensitive thing that I promised to do.

I am typing using the thumb and it hurts. I can't be trusted with the computer, fuck.

[jayktoralldaylong]

Me to Jayce: No matter what happens, I'm going to stand with you till the end.

Act 2 Ep 6 happens

Me: And now you've gone and done too much. 💀

[unironicironic]

It's joever yall there's no tomodachi life for the switch, maybe next year (I'm so far gone)

[moony2moon]

*Insert incoherent screaming*

Gacha Life 2 was originally supposed to come out on the 31st of October. It then got delayed to today due to the amount of assets. Now it has been delayed to the 7th, because THE FRICKIN' ASSETS. Wow, way to toy with my feelings, Luni. (I'm kidding, take your time, my man, I'll keep waiting, and I'm more hyped than ever. We know it's gonna be great when it comes out. We love you.)

[fawnuh]

I just found out Neptune isn't as blue as I thought it was D:

[itscooltoskate]

I now understand why everybody hates this guy

I will not tolerate table tennis slander >:(

[shapeshifterraccoon]

when the menu said the pizza had 'vegetables' on it, I expected it would probably be corn and peppers ect., you know, the usual stuff. what I did not expect was to see the frozen veggie mix of peas, carrots and cauliflower.

I am traumatized, deeply disturbed and will never be the same. whoever made this, I hate you and I hope you burn in hell!

[bblackberrry]

"being tired all the time is not an aesthetic"

me who's chronically ill and still tries to romanticize life:

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[bestutfanonpoll]

NOOOOOOOOOO WHO TOUCHED IT WHO DID IT NOOOOOO SCREAMING CRYING ALL THAT FOR THIS NOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYY

THE FINAL BATTLE.

[itgirlgyu]

how i think txt would react if their female best friend sat on their lap

requested!

YEONJUN...

oh my god totally bitchless behavior coming in within 0.4 seconds

like this man will stop functioning, like is it normal to have your hands on the side?

tries to strike a pose

like daniel,, bby you're embarrassing yourself

swear he thinks he's like aha so fine

might lean back to play it cool

but you know he stiff as hell

like basically it's that dad pose when you know you've disappointed him and you're about to sit with him in a dark living room to soak in the immeasurable shame you've brought to the family.

his undergarment is drenched from stress sweats

might actually start stuttering

pls get off him before his dry sex life makes him pop a boner and the friendship gets ruined for life.

SOOBIN...

his head starts overheating due to overthinking the moment you sit on his lap like

the only two option were the floor where beomgyu spilled his drink or any of the dudes lap and he's your bestie boo so ofc you'd pick him

right?

tries to gaslight himself into thinking it's fine

like sure this shit is fine and it's normal to sit on each others laps.

but inside his head there are 4 tabs open, two of them are having a debate on the pros and cons of having your best friend on your lap and other two are playing tiktok random hits and he doesn't know which one he should tune in to

for the peace of his own mind, he tries to sit on your lap the next time

tit for tat he says.

BEOMGYU...

starts acting like you are crushing his thighs

he knows you playing so he's like aha two can play the game

girl you really thought you will outdo the doer

the og mr. mood breaker?

will straight up start moaning in your ears

starts squirming and whining like

'oooof my thighs are so fragile,'

does not give two cents about the place he is in

or the situation

or what people will assume

if soobin is the overthinker, beomgyu rarely thinks

its like his brain just takes off in a rush and it's taken over by the sheer need to annoy the fuck out of his bestie.

he's like the fly you can't just quite swat away

literally starts doing his own echo moan from one ear to another

you have to admit the defeat and get up on your own.

TAEHYUN...

will not straight up push you off him.

but the look he gives you, he might as well just put in the physical effort and do it.

his face is like, 'you did this for what?'

'why not?'

'why though?'

tries to get used to you sitting on him

like its chill

you're his bestie and he's a gym goer

so it does work out nicely

but the thing is like,

your back is blocking his vision

like its all chill and cute in movies but irl your sight will definitely get blocked and it has nothing to do with the person's height!

he tries to adjust so that he doesn't need to kick you off of him

and hurt your feelings or something

man is here jumping through hoops to seem effortless in order to continue his debate with hyuka about the importance of the balance between peanut butter and jelly in the sandwich

you see his struggle and move over on your own with a new found respect for terry the terrance taehyun kang

HUENING KAI...

he's looking at your head like, hmm you kinda sus

but that lasts like a whole lot of ten seconds before he's like nothings even on him

although he tries to smell the top of your head like what is the difference between a baby's head and an adult's crown

he is a curious little crow, it's one of his charms

makes a quick mental note to break it to you gently that you might need to take a lil bit more hygiene care on the top of your head.

he leans back

unlike yeonjun the daniel choi, he's fr chill

also man's broad as hell

he's like meant to be a chair at this point

you can lean in as much as you want on him and you know he would fine with anything

like he barely feels you on him anyway

you can probably just lean back on him and he'd cradle you like his first born

just maybe not kiss the top of your head

but he finally got an idea what to gift you on your birthday!

so it all worked out for the best!

© to itgirlgyu. feedbacks are highly appreciated and welcomed!!!!

[theitaliansalad]

I went to the Italy v Spain game and this is the juice:

I went with my Bestie and I’ve never been to a football game before which means I was very very very excited. We both loved it - the atmosphere, the people, the chants. Beautiful. There were 4.600 people. Most of my sector was sold out and I had incredibly good seats. I was so close to the players it was insane.

- Italy could have won. We played really well in my opinion and I’m really proud of the girls, especially Dragoni (one simply doesn’t steal the ball from Alexia Putellas like that). We created really good chances, we were just super unlucky. Good for us that Lucia Garcia is incapable of scoring and Athenea cannot keep the ball for more than two seconds, but that’s another story.

- When Alexia came on the whole stadium cheered and lots of people stood up. Every once in a while you could hear some kids yell “Alexia te quiero”. I hope she knows how loved, respected and cherished she is by everyone, no matter the team affiliation.

- Jenni, Leila (I think it was her, I wasn’t that close to their bench) and Alexia did warm up together during the whole first half of the game and for a good part of the second half. We all know how that one ended. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

- Alexia did give CPR to Spain but it was astonishing seeing how good her passes are and how inconclusive the attacking line is in person. Witnessing 90 minutes of Lucia Garcia wasting opportunities when Jenni Hermoso is on the bench is simply criminal.

- My Bestie asked if said Lucia Garcia was blackmailing the coach.

- Bestie was left speechless by Vicky’s magic. She had an heart attack every time Vicky dribbled in front of us.

- Vicky and Jana are very very small and Ona is very very very short (and yes the speaker did pronounce her name as Bat-elle).

- We were sitting right on Giuliani’s side for the whole first half. Girl is insane. She had some great saves and seeing her in action with my two own eyes felt like a fever dream.

- Codina’s gf was at the game. She was sitting a bunch of rows above me and she was wearing Laia’s shirt.

- Beccari got Alexia’s jersey and she was super happy about it.

- When the game was over kids started throwing themselves into the pitch to get to Caruso, Giacinti, Linari and Bonansea. The girls took pictures with them but the speaker had to ask people to stop invading the pitch lol

- Most of the Spanish girls did not stay to sign autographs. Alexia and Jenni went back to the dressing room almost immediately once the game was over and Jenni looked quite upset, understandably.

- Giuliani gave her shirt to the little girl sitting right next to me and the poor girl melted.

- I got to take a picture with Giuliani, Girelli and Laia Codina. The girls were all great and took pictures with lots of us and signed lots of stuff. Some of the Italian girls also stopped to take pictures outside for a good 30/40 minutes. A girl asked Laia for her socks and Laia gave them to her and said, “Are you sure? They smell horribly”. I met Codina outside, ‘cause her gf was waiting for her there with a huge pizza box. Let it be known - Laia Codina speaks perfect Italian and with a northern accent because she probably learned it from her gf lol

- A guy asked Laia if she played for Fiorentina. Both Laia and I stared at the dude, flabbergasted. Men. Big sigh.

- At dinner we had Bergamaschi sitting at the table behind us. She was with her family and friends so I didn’t ask for a picture but she did take some with the restaurant’s staff.

All in all, one of the best days of my life. 1000/10 will do it again. You don’t actually understand how much these girls are so loved until you’re right there with them. What we see on TV doesn’t do it justice, it seems like it’s the smallest part of the whole things. People of all age love them, respect them and look up to them and they love watching them play. It was great seeing how much the game’s actually grown and is still growing in Italy and how it brings people together. I hope with time attendance will get bigger for Seria A games, too (yes, I know Juventus is already doing that, but still).

And finally I, too, can say - I watched Alexia Putellas play.

(Pics under the cut, I’ll spare you guys my face).

(Yes, I did bring my Jenni Hermoso shirt just in case. No, I did not wear it at the game lol).

[fandomfloozy]

Fuck, he's married

Well, I was destined to be a single cool aunt anyway

I feel very deeply, in my heart of hearts, that I am either destined to end up alone forever or with like.... Daniel Sloss