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groovychickn · 2 years ago

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GUYS GUYS GUYS what if... (drum roll please)

there was a queer pride version of Homelander? like instead of having lasers like superman, they had rainbows!! and instead of the American flag cape, they had a pride flag as the cape!! and maybe frogs instead of eagles on their shoulders?? (whatever we can agree on lmao)

#homelander #but in a gay way #the boys #pride #queer community #frogs #chaoscore #out of chaos #dad jokes #okay but context #my dad said it as a joke #and i just #my brain #i love it #imagine #all the sups as gay/queer representation #broooo #the ideas are there #oh god

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chubmle2 · 8 months ago

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when the other detectives aren’t looking mark hoffman eats pieces of evidence. i saw it happen. multiple times officer.

#just rewatched saw 4 yeah #my dad said peter is his fav #my dad is a confirmed strahm girlie #saw #saw iv #saw franchise #mark hoffman #saw movies #peter strahm #lindsey perez #mark saw #coffinshipping #has this been done before btw if it has pls lmk I swear I’ve seen this joke before #there’s no way I’m this original

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thewormodyssey · 2 years ago

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"I didn't understand why people cared so much about their dumb anomalies until I got a dumb anomaly myself"

#miguel o'hara #miles morales #meows morales #across the spiderverse #my art #atsv #surely this joke had to have already been made #dads and the pets they said they didnt want #atsv memes

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punkeropercyjackson · 3 months ago

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This is Percy Jackson right

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doriana-gray-games · 8 months ago

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My father wanted me to send this to you all

He said you needed more dad jokes.

He also wants to draw or smth for you all ❤️🥹

♥️🫖🌹 so, it’s not just Mrs Hudson that is cheering yall on 🥰

#It was in a text #and he said #and this is translated from Swedish:#(my name) you can give your fans some more fun dad jokes 😃#(pic added below message)

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killerpancakeburger · 6 days ago

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The CoD men meet your dad this, the CoD men get the shovel talk that— you think my DAD is the one they should worry about??

My mom would take one look at Soap's mohawk and instantly label him as a wannabe thug manchild and never let him live it down. She'd hear his Scottish accent and laugh so hard she'd cry and could never keep a neutral expression on when he's talking.

She'd see Ghost's mask and roar with laughter so hard she'd cough up a lung.

You think Soap and Ghost are EMBARRASSING nicknames? Wait til you hear what she comes up with.

#my dad will see a man taller than him (80% of the male population) and turn around and leave (flee) without further ado #based on the fact that soldiers aliases r jokes/embarassing moments reminders. not something cool or badass #idk if ill let this up or let the reblogs on bc its so personal #even without actual personal data #rambling into the void #to delete #perso #soap x reader #cod x reader #cod headcanons #cod hcs #x reader #ghost x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #shitpost #yes my mom gives ppl nicknames like shes the fucking MC of a show/book #said nicknames r only used in private tho. the nicknamed person is not supposed to hear about it ever #unless... yours truly snitch ofc #exaggerating for comedic effect in the beginning — i must have seen like 2 or 3 posts abt it

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konohamaru-sensei · 7 months ago

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ah. it hurts

#kimi ni todoke #i knew this episode would wreck me personally but..... idk this.. this here just.. oh it killed me #grief is so.. its so... it eats you whole #and you really do think you arent allowed to move on or smile or eat #because you should be sad #my mom told me the story that about 2 or so weeks after my dad died #when she went back to work #her colleagues made a joke at the lucnh table and she laughed #and one of them said oh look she can already laugh again #and he meant it nicely but my mom felt SO GUILTY #can i even be allowed to move on with my life if someone died that i love #am i allowed to smile tto have wishes to be annoyed about things to be angry about things to complain #ah. man ah man. i love kimi ni todoke so much i can barely put it in words

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thissying · 2 months ago

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Max about the baby and vacation, GP Abu Dhabi, 2024

#1. giedo was in the studio and laughed loudly at chiel's slow joke at his expense while max was so serious about it 😭#2. maybe it's just me but max if you don't want people to think you're retiring maybe don't do that weird pause and nod when chiel says 'se #when chiel says 'see you in bahrein'#wtf? not once did i think he was going to retire but then this made me go 'uh...' despite him having said he won't #idk maybe i'm too tired and will probably look at it differently tomorrow?#anyway #DAD MAX!#3. thanks chiel for putting that mental image of max putting his ear to kelly's belly to listen to the baby in my head 🥺🥺🥺#the little lion shirt ♥#f1 #max verstappen #max in dutch #my post

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helpimsleepdeprived · 1 month ago

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another day of waking up to a lack of dip and pip notifications..... you know how it is

#dear diary its day 15 and my dads said they went to go get milk and never came back </3 #just joking i hope they are resting and enjoying their break #dan and phil #dip and pip #phan #phil lester #daniel howell #dan and phil games #dan howell #amazingphil #danisnotonfire

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popfizzles · 7 months ago

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Boba's got places to be! Too bad that Val's got stubby little legs. <:(

[Send me 🖊 and a headcanon for one of my OCs and I'll tell you what I think!]

#Cuphead #Cuphead: Don't Deal With the Devil #Cuphead: DDWTD #CDDWTD #Cuphead oc #CDDWTD oc #CDDWTD Val #CDDWTD Boba T.#fizzles draws #anon #anonymous #''get to stepping'' is something my dad said to me once and its become an inside joke

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cconfusedkat · 3 months ago

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Lmaodahdhadn im sorry about this one 😭

Truthfully i think they're both a little stupid in their own ways ❤️ anywhom,

#sydneys doodles #I mean they even exchange dad jokes with allure then laughing like a fox and snorting- shamuras laugh so quiet you CANNOT hear them #Laugh LOUDER!!!!!!!!!!!#My lamb you are o tupid ❤️ (spelling mistakes intentional)#cotl #cult of the lamb #shamura #lamb #the lamb #lambmura #lamb x shamura #And here i said i was gonna continue working on my other art wips

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apollos-olives · 2 months ago

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made dinner today (i don't know how to cook) and my mom said it tasted like a white man cooked it

#i'm never fucking cooking for my family again #what the fuck #AND ALSO i cooked some gluten free stuff for my sister and as a joke i asked “is it undercooked?” and she looked me dead in the eyes #and said “yes.”#AND THEN my dad tried it and i asked if it was undercooked and he was like “mmh. yeah” and #and then he carried on for 20 minutes telling me how i needed to add things and let it cook more and blah blah blah #i could've let these ungrateful mfs starve. i shouldn't have done shit.

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authorofthelabyrinth · 26 days ago

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At the end of Buddy Daddies, we learn the true price of breaking the cycle of abuse and putting the past behind you:

It costs an arm and a leg!

Eh? Eh?

#buddy daddies #I said this dad joke during the final ep and my roommate yelled at me #but I believe it’s in the spirit of the thing

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sweetnnaivete · 9 months ago

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percy is the mom friend and annabeth is the dad friend

#ok here's why #percy tries to take care of people yknow #like a mom friend would do #then annabeth tends to make dad jokes when she isn't just flat out teasing people #that being said they kinda switch roles #this is just my headcanon!#percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo hoo #pjo #hoo #pjo series #the seven pjo #percy jackson headcanon #annabeth chase headcanon

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partynthem · 1 year ago

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during pretty visitors before the breakdown alex started talking and went ‘i think we can all agree more than any color in the rainbow…’ and then as the lights turned red said ‘red… rocks’

#man’s got jokes #shout out color humor #we were so lost when he said rainbow skdhsjd like where the fuck is this going #and then it was just a dad joke #abt the lights AND the venue. he’s clever like that #red rocks night one #my show

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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Fam and i were passing a sock shop and we saw a cyclops one and In Devious Union my brother and i said ‘cysocks’

#snap chat #speaking of siblings tho i finished those Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver comics and i fear i need more i love them sm 😭😭 back to me tho.. lol #so it turns out we share a braincell. AWFUL !!!#YOU KNKW WHAT HE SAID TO MEON THE TRAIN context i put eyeliner on so i look esp like a raccoon today. also more rings but whatever #my brother was like ‘at least we dont have to worry about anyone sitting next to us theyjust have to look at you and be like 👀’#LIKE WHY IS HE SO MEAN TODAY well jokes on his dumbass two kids ended up having to sit next to us ANYWAY #SO DIE <- this is average brother banter please be nice to us both #my dad was a lot nicer about my outfit … as per usual … omg wait this blog gets to leaen about how cool my dad is and how much i love him :]#ANYWAY MY DAD WAS NICER he literally stopped me and turned me around just to look at my whole outfit sosnwkssk #he kept insisting it was very cool and that i was fashionable. he DID be like ‘wow ! emo :)’ at first which almost made me throw up laughing #but thats what my dad does best: making me laugh and Not making me feel like a gross heathen. unlike SOME parents……………#anyways if we walk hy the shop again ill take a pic of the cysocks. because thats what this post was about fjWPDJSKSK #FOR NOW BYE my bro and i are in a bank lobby rn dodnskkejz #my dad had to do somethin real quick but he should be back soon then we’re going to meet my. older sis #see theyre both older than me but i distinguish them via Older Sister and Eldest Sister #because using their names is ridiculous. ok bye

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