#my dad said it as a joke

[groovychickn]

GUYS GUYS GUYS what if... (drum roll please)

there was a queer pride version of Homelander? like instead of having lasers like superman, they had rainbows!! and instead of the American flag cape, they had a pride flag as the cape!! and maybe frogs instead of eagles on their shoulders?? (whatever we can agree on lmao)

[chubmle2]

when the other detectives aren’t looking mark hoffman eats pieces of evidence. i saw it happen. multiple times officer.

[thewormodyssey]

"I didn't understand why people cared so much about their dumb anomalies until I got a dumb anomaly myself"

[punkeropercyjackson]

This is Percy Jackson right

[doriana-gray-games]

My father wanted me to send this to you all

He said you needed more dad jokes.

He also wants to draw or smth for you all ❤️🥹

♥️🫖🌹 so, it’s not just Mrs Hudson that is cheering yall on 🥰

[konohamaru-sensei]

ah. it hurts

[thissying]

Max about the baby and vacation, GP Abu Dhabi, 2024

[helpimsleepdeprived]

another day of waking up to a lack of dip and pip notifications..... you know how it is

[popfizzles]

Boba's got places to be! Too bad that Val's got stubby little legs. <:(

[Send me 🖊 and a headcanon for one of my OCs and I'll tell you what I think!]

[cconfusedkat]

Lmaodahdhadn im sorry about this one 😭

Truthfully i think they're both a little stupid in their own ways ❤️ anywhom,

[apollos-olives]

made dinner today (i don't know how to cook) and my mom said it tasted like a white man cooked it

[authorofthelabyrinth]

At the end of Buddy Daddies, we learn the true price of breaking the cycle of abuse and putting the past behind you:

It costs an arm and a leg!

Eh? Eh?

[sweetnnaivete]

percy is the mom friend and annabeth is the dad friend

[partynthem]

during pretty visitors before the breakdown alex started talking and went ‘i think we can all agree more than any color in the rainbow…’ and then as the lights turned red said ‘red… rocks’

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Fam and i were passing a sock shop and we saw a cyclops one and In Devious Union my brother and i said ‘cysocks’

[alumirp]

The jester, the clown and the five reasons why luffy should NOT rule a kingdom

Trafalgar Law is a jester.

Not really, of course. He's a doctor, a prince, and most recently, a spy. It's not like Dressrosa is short-staffed or anything, he's just bored and the mission should be easy; enter the royal palace of Goa, gather intelligence on the court, leave, and then use that intel to find out if they're a kingdom worth allying with.

Of course, Cora-san would be reluctant to send him on such a mission, but with Doffy's permission and encouragement, there was little that Law's adoptive father, and Dressrosa's spymaster, could do about the matter, other than choosing Law's companion for the mission.

The plan was easy enough to follow; with the recent coronation of the new king, the Choosing Day would soon take place, where the new king would choose the new members of his royal court based on extensive trials and competitions. All Law had to do was apply for the position of royal advisor, approach the king and members of the court, find out how Goa worked and get to know the people of the kingdom. Meanwhile, his companion would apply for the position of court jester and use the seemingly silly position to gain intel in places Law could not go so easily, such as among the servants and attendants. Or that's how it would happen, if hes fucking chaperone wasn't an actual jester Buggy, the Star Clown, who was somehow a jester and a spy at the same time, screws up the entire mission by accidentally switching their tests, and so Law finds himself having to somehow become Goa's court jester in the name of the mission. All this while the actual jester now has to somehow get close to the king and gain his trust enough to become the royal advisor. It is much to Law's surprise that not only does the foolish king find him funny enough to have him as a jester, but that Buggy somehow earns the king's trust. And for some reason unknown to the gods, said foolish king, Luffy, seems to like Law for more than just morbid jokes.

They were, to say the least, fucked.