#my coworker gets me though
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Coworker (a casual viewer): How many times have you watched the scene where they’re both sitting down and pretty much confessing they love each other?
Me (a hardcore chenford shipper) …Don’t ask questions you’re not ready to hear the answers to
#the rookie#the rookie spoilers#chenford#its true love#fucking risk it all#my coworker gets me though
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Okay so I may have been struggling under a miscommunication issue
#My coworker heard I took a day off for a migraine and said oh I get those all the time#And described what sounded like a regular headache#So I dont know if I actually have migraines more than I thought or if she just doesn't know what a migraine is#She was like#'They've only ever had me bedridden once though'#And I'm here like#Girl every migraine has me blind and bedridden that's what a migraine is#Otherwise it's just a sparkling headache#So wtffff#Help#emetophobia tw#I think?#Headaches#Migraines
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the company i work for decided that its switching from the german formal "You"(Sie) to the informal "you" (Du) in all of our websites so now we have to scour the entire database to change it and i quite frankly hate that, not just bc the unecessary extra work but especially bc its such a weird and unecessary change
i bet its bc everything here is getting englishfied (both literally and culturally it feels like, when my new boss talks its half in english bc every second german word is just replaced by an english one despite there being perfectly fine words for it in german too, its so annoying) and bc they want to sound more personal in hopes of getting more clients bc 'company is your fwiend uwu!!', i know this here is the amercian tm site so you wouldnt understand really but i do not want to be greeted with 'du' by companies, no, thats too personal, you dont know me and im not giving you my data, stay away!!
i guess thats how i would describe it .. the formal you is like a polite distance, like someone you dont know staying outside your personal space, but when its the informal 'you' it feels invasive unless i told you you can call me that, and that goes double for companies
maybe its a small thing that doesnt seem important but i cant stand it, im just a little part time worker doing data work so i got no say in it but the companies founder also announced hes giving his post to his kids some time ago so ...... since then theres been alot of changes and new projects that solely aim to imitate whats popular and whats done by other companies, despite ours being one that is, or used to be, intentionally different, like, that was the POINT, but i guess chasing trends is just too appealing for CEOs
#ganondoodles talks#personal#rare personal rant#theres more and more changes that feel so weirdly forced#like man#i thought being different was the whole point#like climate and ethics are .. or were .. the core idea and now i guess its just fine to do whatever conventional companies are doing#yeah woohoo lets also do an app thing that forces people to sign up if they want reasonable prices!#smartphones the standard everwhere!#who needs anything physical if you can put it in an a phone so syphon off data directly out of people fingertips!! yea!!!#lets use AI pitcures bc we refuse to hire more graphic desingers and they are jsut so overworked uwu#climate? ethic? whats that#argh#sorry this needed to get out#recently had a stupid conversation with a coworker bc i asked them why we are okay with AI shit now when it goes against what this-#company was presumably founded on#and he was rly defensive and said welll we dont have time and its cheap and also maybe we should got WITH the time#like that last thing especially pissed me tf off#but i cant afford to lose this job#im starting to hate it more though so the dream of being able to stay like this might not be real#i cant get a job in this place that is as nice to my mental health so idk man#i wish i was good enough at merch and online stuff so i could live of that#but even trying to find out how taxes work on that stuff is a nightmare to me
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i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage
#eliot posts#dunme#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#sorry to put toshiro in the roll of shitty job interviewer lmao#but he was the best fit for ''guy that wants me to read their mind''#laios being my internal monologue here#i was on my THIRD interview of the day i was Dying#tho since the prev two interviews i had were for similar positions and told me their salaries outright at least i could use that number#(though tbh my work persona is more of a kabru. my customer service voice is unparalleled)#(at my first job even my coworkers thought i was sooo cheerful til i got too comfy and casually made a joke abt wanting to asphyxiate on a#plastic shopping bag like a sea turtle. in front of my sweet elderly coworker. oops!)#(also this job was during quarantine and after weeks of working together i took my mask off in front of one coworker for the first time#and she called like half the department over from their registers to look at how pretty i was??? prettyboy powers unmatched ig)#(also my first interview today went SO well i charmed that interviewer so good despite my lack of qualifications)#(she even complimented my social skills and said i seemed like the type who could get along well and make good conversation with anyone!)#(which is important bc i was interviewing for an elder care position. also old people especially tend to think i am a Delightful Young Lad)#(unless i accidentally make a morbid joke around them ig lmaooo. or. well. some of them like those too. but not that one coworker lol)#(if only that skill transferred over to actually making friends irl. my autistic ass has so few close irl connections)#(i hope my exceedingly short list of character references does not prevent me from getting hired)#AND ALSO my first job asked the same wage question and i said twelve dollars#and they were like all our new employees start at 7.75#the union insists that we pay all new employees a whopping 50 cents above min wage. (we'd pay less if we could)#like dawg why did you ask that then??? if my answer did not matter at all???
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I love Chris so much you guys.
#detroit become human#gavin reed#chris miller#neither of them is my overall favorite but i do really super love chris - hes up there#also i went into playing this knowing one (1) thing and that was you get to knock gavin out cold in the evidence locker#thats the only thing i knew about this game#ive read some fanfic (before i played the game) and i appreciate that the fics i read that had chris in them#were all like youre the straight friend or just youre the only straight i like#almost unanimously ???? like ? hes got a son and i like that you (fandom) allowed him to be a wife guy#chris was chill and i appreciate that#i missed a lot of the interactions and i messed up a lot somehow though i thought i was being nice and good#shocking no one my favorite guy is a side character and not one of the protags#i want to draw him but i couldnt think of anything dialogue wise for him and i really wanted to draw Stupid Men#and for my run at least im like wow gavin isnt even that bad of an antagonist lmao#like granted i never had a coworker aim a gun at me but i have been threatened for a stabbing before so#anyway sweats nervously at posting dbh content after being known for ... not that sort of game#good lord the stress i felt every interaction that i got an affection down ?? my otome exp is only positive reinforcement signs#where you get lil blossoms or hearts when you make the correct route choice and get nothing if not#the red downs were awful
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When you realize that the current toxic relationship in your life is…your place of employment
#no bc#it’s true#and now it’s turning into a competition of who can close the most orders because my boss is a dickhead#and gave my coworker a big fat atta boy#then yelled at me for not closing as many orders#so now my coworker is swiping orders under my nose and not communicating#even though I have reiterated 5 times that our numbers have to be even#universe if you’re listening#please help me get out#idc if they fire me#just get me out#because I’m not going to start fighting for work#when the company is dead as it is and there is no work#stfugi#vent post#my eye is twitching
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Once again reminding people that I have a pikachu car 👏🏽 you can see my tail in the background 😄
#Asdfghjkl It’s one of my favorite fun facts#my uncle and his coworkers call me pikachu when they see me and kids get so excited#anyhow hello this is from…. earlier this year???#the ears and tail have significantly faded 😔 I don’t think I can just repaint them though welp#my face
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she's the greatest there is at what she does. and what she does is fail upward consistently
#baldur's gate 3#bg3 oc#shrike tag#shrike did not multiclass to rogue for the stealth just fyi. she did it to kill bozos faster and funnier.#i have been so sick for the past 5 days. thot it was covid bc some of my coworkers got it. thankfully it isnt but it still sucks#shrike is getting me thru this though♥thanks girl
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#one piece#sanji#black leg sanji#everysanji#ch493#okay so i apparently did not finish 493 before going on vacation#whatever.#still having issues uploading the images#it was nice spending the weekend with my gf though!!#we went shopping and to some art museums after the wedding#and i got to stop at a lighthouse and get a new stamp in my passport for it#and. i booked a lighthouse boat tour here which i will also probably have done by the time you see this#its in the evening after work so i might see if my coworkers at the lighthouse want to come with me#if they can anyway
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🏳️⚧️ OH IT'S TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY! YAYYY!! LOOK AT ME, your friendly neighborhood trans guy!!! //jumps up and down 🏳️⚧️
#in all seriousness though i am beyond lucky that i get to be openly trans in my life and nobody bats an eye#im out to everybody who knows me (family. friends. coworkers) and theyre all endlessly supportive#like my life is not perfect but none of my sufferings are because im trans and that is something im forever grateful for#(most of my sufferings are from my mental illness which. did u kno it was world bipolar day yesterday? I WAS VALIDATED FOR 2 DAYS STRAIGHT)#anyhoo i wish a happy day to all all the trans people out there! may your life be as full and true as your heart desires#dootdootdoot
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we’ll see how i feel after i have food in me, but i really might just cozy up in bed and hibernate. i don’t feel very well and don’t particularly feel up to using my brain atm. i’m sorry bc i really do want to be here and answer messages, but everything would be muddled. i’ll hopefully feel better tomorrow and try again then!
#i might lurk though uvu#we’ll see how captivated mouthwashing makes me — my coworker thought i might enjoy it a lot so! i’m excited 💜#get ready to ramble | ooc
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Okay I'm gonna put the phone down and try to sleep more I swear
But the way I don't think I'd have had any interest in Jace if he got more characterization because... There's such a foul tone that circles him. Like.
I definitely do it as a dm but sometimes you drop a character in the universe you hate. And your characterization of them just becomes this extension of your derision for them.
And I think if that derision was expanded on Jace would have really been a character I'd just be so bored of.
But as it is he is just a collection of little ideas and HAS to complement the man who killed and remade him because what else is he. The dm doomed him.
#.txt#this is incoherent but it is 5 in the morning#if i don't fall asleep om gonna throw something#jace is so funny though he makes me think of some of my little nothing#antognists that i populate my game with#like this is gilmor he is a middle aged dragonborn. he is defined by his relationship with his coworker.#he is now in prison#he is only in prison because of his relationship with his coworker#he's absolutely fucking doomed by the human he has not interacted with in front of the party#he's so jace coded for that#he will still get no development#because he is not being interacted with by the man who defines his life#......i need to try to sleep
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Normally guests being rude doesn’t really bother me but today everyone is just being super fucking mean and I’ve already cried twice bc of it. Like. Sorry for trying to keep everyone safe?? Idk man. Everyone is being mean for no fucking reason. I’m over it.
#Joce.vent#I’m so glad I don’t work the next two days#just. fuck dude. I’m exhausted#my coworkers are being great though and are trying to help me where they can#I don’t normally ask for the mini breaks they offer but I’ve been taking one every damn chance I get
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Your Wammy's Boys give me so much gender envy it's not even funny. I want. To be them. So bad. If I could like exist as a person but in your art style I would. Peak character design.
That is such a sweet compliment AHHH😭💛
I mean-- I could draw you in my style as a commission if you want? Would that help? Chat me up anytime!
#ask#that gets me thinking#I could make you into a reoccuring background character for my DN drawings#anybody want to be a wammy kid or teacher? or mafioso? or coworker of m2?#i need more wammy's kids#and mafia gangsters#and people to interact with in general#i feel like the people I draw as background noise are always super generic#maybe that's good though#but I want more variation#maybe i can offer this as a ko-fi commission some time in the future#what do you guys think of that?
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the journey of gordon juniperus gresley (and still ongoing)
#thomas the tank engine#thomas and friends#ttte gordon#senjart#casa tidmouth#casa tidmouth act 2#my everything. godddd I love him so so much#he's like. objectively the best character in the whole series#also I think he and scott were really close as kids#esp. with only one year age difference and how scott continuously supported him despite their family's situation#(imo their rivalry in tgr was one sided from gordon's part. scott's just balling while gordon still wants to overpass him)#like ok. I know this is a post about gordon but I think scott needs some appreciation with how he prioritizes his brother over himself#bro's probably emotionally devastated too with losing his siblings and father. but he still has his little brother#gordon probably felt like he owes scott a lot. but he's bad at words (ALL gresleys are) and he has his own set of problems SOOOOOO#and gordon. even though he lost so many people in his life he still keeps on going. he never gives up because-#-despite how much he complaints and boasts about himself he firmly believes that things will eventually turn out okay for him#aggresive optimist. something like that? you get what I'm trying to say#like a coworker would say ''this is hopeless'' and gordon would just say ''you're being ridiculous''#anyways enough of me talking. I wanna draw scott's and gordon's railway show designs BUT WHEN? LET'S SEE#(crying at little gordon. it shows from his eyes that he has no idea what's about to happen to him)
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my five surviving braincells when something remotely good happens:
#in other news… wORK IS OVER PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#man. i’m s o tired. i can’t believe i survived almost 2 whole years at this job…#huh. come to think of it… i started tling idol sengen before i even got this job lol. and i’m only 3/5 of the way through it…#can’t believe the idol sengen grind->hiatus->grind(?) outlives my time at [withheld] company…#i did end up spending a cool 20 mins cleaning out my work locker though. i found so many treasures i didn’t even know i had in there#like. there was an unopened 3-pack of wet tissues a n d an unopened box of pens that i don’t recall buying#and ofc the 3 random sponges i ‘liberated’ from the lab. don’t tell my boss lmao#w a i t now that i think about it i should’ve taken at least 1 vial of (allegedly) carcinogenic sand for the memories. dammit.#oh well. what’s done is done i suppose. i did receive way more chocolate than i could ever eat though…#y. yeah. i guess i’ll miss my coworkers (a little). they were fun to annoy every day. except for the new guy bc i don’t like him at all lol#i have never met someone who lacked as much common sense as he. i think he’s gonna get canned before he’s able to resign on his own terms#dude could be spoonfed through every single step of the testing process and *still* mess up somewhere smh#but no. this isn’t about him. even though he is the final straw that led to my decision to resign#hm. looking back on it now. i think i was pretty good at my job for the most part when it came to the things i could do#or maybe i was too good at it. like. to the point where even more experienced analysts were coming to me in search of help#prolly gonna miss being one of the very best (out of like a grand total of 10 people at the lab) at doing ftir-related tests#ehehehehehehe i wonder if that workstation will continue to stay as organised as it is now that i’m gone#a n d i wonder what my coworkers will do now that they can’t ask me for ms excel help for the smallest of things lol#sometimes i just wanna tell them to g o g o o g l e i t ! ! ! when they call me over for it. but alas.#can’t believe these guys know how to use c h a t g p t and not ms excel (despite having it on their resume) smh#omg wow this got long and incoherent sorry guys i think i need some sleep lol. idol sengen next week..#…maybe…? no promises though!!!!!
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