#my cookies are lying

[littleminxofspades]

Why are my ads suddenly in Italian?

[thursdaysyme]

candace flynn the biggest mamas girl on planet earth

[captain-astors]

Near the fire again, blame the smoke inhalation please. Why don't they have their soul jams? I suppose Shadow Milk's holding them in his other hand. (I didn't want to draw them.)

[tongues--and--teeth]

Toxic doomed old man soulmate yaoi. Is that anything?

Progress flipped vanilla

[dedfly]

FULLY COLOURED OC X CANON COMIC JUMPSCARE HA

Yeah this idiots have a backstory now oooo

kinda

[quibbs126]

[NEW Cursed Rarepair is here]

Can you make the fankid of..

Dark Cacao x Moonlight?

I finally got off my ass and drew him, so finally, this is Midnight Choco Cookie

I say all that because I have had his backstory figured out for probably over a year at this point, I just never got around to drawing his design

Okay, so basically the story of Midnight Choco’s origin is that Dark Cacao Cookie had wished for a child (MC is supposed to be older than Dark Choco, so Cacao doesn’t have a kid yet at this point). Moonlight heard his wish, and felt moved by his sincerity, so she decided to grant that wish and then created and sent Midnight Choco down to him from the stars

Moonlight and Dark Cacao aren’t together in this universe, it’s just that due to making Midnight with her magic, he’s also got some of her dough in there too. She’s basically more like a magic donor

Midnight Choco here is a warrior in the World of Dreams, and he spends his days battling nightmares, whether they come to harm train passengers or the individual Cookies having those dreams. And in the latter case, he usually tries to talk with and help those Cookies overcome those fears. He’s basically like Princess Luna in Friendship is Magic

He’s got some sort of helmet and also moniker for his nightmare fighting talents, but I haven’t really figured out what those are yet, so just know he has them. He’s incredibly powerful and a skilled fighter, but he’s also a very kind and sweet soul, just wanting to help those with the power he wields

However, not all is well with Midnight Choco. As far as he’s aware, he’s merely a construction of the Dream World to protect itself, like many others that inhabit and maintain it. He never leaves the Dream World. Not only that, but he has no real memory of having any sort of family. He feels some form of connection with the Slumbering Moon, but has never quite traveled to meet her

The truth of Midnight Choco is that he has in fact, been in a coma for the past 25-30 years of his life, slumbering within the walls of the Black Citadel

He grew up with his father, being raised in the Black Citadel and learning the ways of the sword from him. His extraordinary origins and seeming connection with the stars also led to him having quite an amount of stories surrounding him, being “the prince born from the stars, gifted to the king from the heavens itself”, among other things

When he was a teenager, Dark Choco was baked, and he got along pretty well with his little brother, for what time they had together

But then a couple years later, one night, Midnight Choco went to sleep, but never woke up. That following day it was assumed he had simply overslept, but as the day, and inevitably following days went on, it became increasingly concerning. He was still alive, and seemingly fine, but he wouldn’t wake up. Dark Cacao tried methods both physical and magical, but nothing could be done. The circumstances were made even more confusing by the fact that no one knew what caused it, because there was no trace of any poison or curses in his body, or anything strange that had happened recently, Midnight simply went to sleep and didn’t wake up

He has stayed this way ever since, and Dark Cacao has him kept in a room under constant watch, should someone attack him or if he potentially wakes up. He visits him often

What actually happened to Midnight Choco is that he accidentally awakened his power to go into the World of Dreams, and in the process of doing so, since he had done it incorrectly, gave himself amnesia, basically starting his life over in the Dream World and becoming the fighter of nightmares he is today, and subsequently believing he comes from the World of Dreams

He can in fact, break this spell and wake back up in the real world, but he doesn’t know he has this ability, nor does he believe he comes from the real world, so he wouldn’t go looking for a way to access this power. Though perhaps one day, he’ll learn the truth and wake up

He’s met both his father and his brother within their dreams and nightmares, but neither parties really recognize each other, due to dream weirdness and Midnight’s knight attire covering his face. He is semi aware of what’s been going on in the Dark Cacao Kingdom, like Dark Choco’s banishment, Caramel Arrow, Affogato and the like, but it’s basically been pieced together from the secondhand dream accounts, and due to his amnesia he doesn’t feel much personal connection to these events for himself, he just knows some of what’s going on in the real world

And I think that’s about it on Midnight Choco’s character. Wow I really did have a lot to say. Well, on to design things

So I got the name Midnight Choco from an ice cream flavor that I think I’ve seen around. It’s mostly because it’s chocolate and has night connections, but it works

Midnight chocolate ice cream:

So I admit, he doesn’t look as great as I have been hoping he would, but he has a design now, so I should just be happy with that

I admit, I didn’t really know what I was doing with his armor, I was just kind of trying to make it look good. The feet may not be great though. ToA Dark Choco ended up being a good reference for me

I originally wasn’t going to have gold, but all the saturated dark blues were getting too much, so it breaks up the colors

His sword is supposed to be like a clock hand. I originally drew it for Dusk Choco, but I thought it might look cooler on Midnight, since he’s the one descended from a Legendary and all. But it was a matter of copy/paste, so I don’t know how good it looks on him. But drawing a weapon was the main reason I put off drawing him, so it’s fine I suppose

I really wanted to add some gold gradient to the pants, but it just never looked right, so they have to stay just plain. Though I did change them and subsequently his hair to be a dark purple, so it looks a bit better

I honestly don’t really know what to say in this section. He may not be my best, but he at least has a design, and it isn’t the worst thing ever, so it’s fine

And yeah, that’s Midnight Choco. I think I’m too attached to him honestly, I want fanfiction of him. But yeah, I hope you enjoy him yourselves

[psychologicalwarclaire]

Yelling

A small Mikey rant

They were yelling again.

Mikey didn't even know what it was about this time. He just knew that Raph was mad and Leo was mad and no one was stepping in to pry them apart.

Mikey used to.

He used to step in and diffuse the situation. And if that wasn't enough, he'd start to cry. That used to do something.

Because when he cried, his brothers would stop their fighting and calm him down. Then they'd sheepishly realize things had gotten out of hand and apologize.

But that was a long time ago.

Leo and Raph didn't seem to care about Mikey's tears anymore.

They screamed over his sobbing. They shouted over his pleading. Raph's eyes, sparking with red, didn't see Mikey's eyes sparkling with tears. Leo's twisted mouth spouted harsh words that squeezed Mikey's heart.

"--NOT WHAT I SAID, LEO!"

Mikey whimpered, curling into himself. His brand new subway car room was nowhere near thick enough to block out the sound. Did they have to argue in the most open part of the Lair?

Did they have to argue at all?

They shouldn't be yelling like this. It was stupid. It was always stupid. And they didn't seem to see just how stupid it was.

Mikey could.

Mikey could always see both sides of the argument.

Mikey could see that Raph was just frustrated but still cared for Leo SO MUCH. Mikey could see that Leo wanted independence and didn't UNDERSTAND that Raph was just trying to keep everyone safe. Mikey could see that they were both too stubborn to compromise.

Mikey could see their family tearing apart at the seams.

Mikey could see everything.

And if anyone saw the same things he did, they didn't seem to care.

They were yelling again.

And Mikey couldn't stop them.

They were yelling again.

And it was getting louder.

They were yelling again.

[captainpangolin]

AND WHAT IF KITTY STARTS REFERRING TO CAPTAIN AS HER FATHER? DAD? PAPA? DADDY (IN AN UPPER-CLASS, NON-SEXUAL WAY)? "THIS IS MY FATHER, JAMES"!? WHAT THEN? HUH??????

WHAT THEN, I IMPLORE YOU--

[nerdy0cupcake]

I miss my wife tails, I miss her a lot, I’ll be back /ref

[pinkvaquita]

As promised, hc of the day: Another thing Shadow Milk does to annoy Pure Vanilla is make random comentarys, that in his head feel like intrusive thoughts. And let me tell you, those "intrusive thoughts" are really wild. Shadow Milk: ...don't you just want to punch clotted cream in the face? Pure Vanilla: NO-

Shadow Milk: I mean he kinda reaaaaaally deserves it

Pure Vanilla: Please stop make me thinking about that

Shadow Milk: Boo, you whore

[noirve]

i'm excited to see more assad in s3 but still not sure how to feel about the tonal shift. i'm going to miss louis and the tragedy and horror that carried the first two seasons

[cits-cookie-brainrot]

I liked to believe that Snapdragon did actually threaten to burn the place down and Pitaya was 100% translating it perfectly, but lied the second time to save the baby’s tail.

Tarte Tatin threaten to blow the baby up and Pitaya was like oh ssshit uhh no fire 😅 none only callsss for mama haha I prommy 🤞and mentally cursed out the infant has it continued to babbled on about fire and brimstone.

I love Snapdragon Cookie btw. I love them so much. They deserve to be unhinged. As a treat.

[achrisiss]

finally got this done woo

[scopostims]

comfort stimboard for meeee with meat & bears & flamingos & scrapyard magnets & a sunset :•]

[ID: A 3x3 stimboard of 9 GIFs.

GIF 1: A shortbread cookie with a bear-shaped hole in the center filled with nutella being shown off.

GIF 2: Sea salt being sprinkled onto strips of red meat.

GIF 3: A scrapyard magnet swinging back and forth as it picks up metal dust.

GIF 4: A view from behind of a flamingo chick sat inside a mud nest, looking around.

GIF 5 (center): A view of a cloudy sky at sunset, standing out is a cloud shaped like an outline of a heart in front of the sun.

GIF 6: A flamingo chick walking on wobbly legs towards a mud nest.

GIF 7: A scrapyard magnet lifting up from a pile of metal powder, the magnet activating for it to begin picking up powder.

GIF 8: Red meat being cubed.

GIF 9: A teddy bear plush made with half a dark brown bear and half a light brown bear stitched together.

End ID]

[vamp-a-day]

day 56

pick him up by the scruff

[zer0expektation]

my awkward demeanor, trans/autistic swag, and overbite-induced perpetual pout make the masses believe I'm 14 🙁