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quantum computers use nonbinary code

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somebody give me London West End levels of money to put on a production of Glenngarry Glen Ross with Julian Clary and David Mitchell

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boy, is my face red!  and my ears.  from the sonic onslaught, exactly

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Happy Threshold Day to all who observe!

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It could change the very nature of our existence! Happy Threshold Day Everyone!

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So today is the Lunar New Year of the Snake.

It is also, incidentally, Threshold Day.

Therefore, may I suggest

✨ The Year of the Salamander 🦎🧧✨

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it’s almost threshold day

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remember that time Automattic acquired a cross-platform messaging app and never bothered to add support for Tumblr messaging?

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fun fact: for anything invented recently - no matter how benign it may be - the sentence “we’re the first generation with long-term exposure to [that thing]” is both factually accurate AND generally misleading.  USE THIS POWER WISELY, FOR YOU’RE THE FIRST GENERATION WITH LONG-TERM EXPOSURE TO THIS FUN FACT

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dang the afterward to A Conventional Boy is good

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put randy feltface on @fter midnight you cowards

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Socrates himself famously said, “the uninteresting life is not worth living” shortly before he died.  Okay, he actually said “the UNEXAMINED life is not worth living” but I punched it up for him for free

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there are some words that a lone parrot cannot say… but toucan

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the adam west batman series was closer to the sinking of the titanic than to the present day

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the clownfish prince of crime

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oh and also we totally forgot to learn about history, but as a wise man once said “lol whatever, it’s FINE”

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Chris Hemsworth should have a tailor brand