#my cats are menaces to society

[glyndarling]

I had a thought that make me chuckle. One of the cats was doing something cat-like and I thought it was a crying shame that I can't draw because my cats being dumbasses would be a great comic. Then, I thought about the fact that two of them have names stolen from a well known video game franchise. While one is passable as otherwise, the second is 120% from that game and nowhere else. There would have to have there be an interruption any time someone was about to say her name. Maybe a tail would break fourth wall to cover part of the text? Finding reasons *not* to show her name could be a great a running gag as the normal dumbass stuff that cats do.

[dakotaawolven]

Depends on the pet. And the day.

[figofswords]

saw some tags on one of your posts and u have a cat name midna?? 🥺 I love that 🥺 can we see a pic pretty please

oh boy do I EVER have a cat named midna. and she is Deranged

(bonus: rare photo of midna being NOT a maniac + tiny baby muppet midna)

[liverbiver9]

everyone always has modern!wwx playing the flute and other classical instruments but you can’t make me believe that he would choose a FLUTE over the harmonica or kazoo.

that man would make everyone hate his motherfucking guts the moment he figured out he could play I Wanna Dance With Somebody by Whitney Houston on the harmonica. He would be known as “the kazoo guy” in high school because he was never seen anywhere without his kazoo, playing All Star nonstop on repeat.

[dayloid]

[late night sketches +whiteboard shenanigans]

Guess I am back on sketches :D …mostly maula stuff

[odd-in-my-own-way]

He's been all over my fyp.

(He's a menace to society.)

[ghostlyboysstories]

Random crack snippets that I wrote during my outline process that I find hilarious:

Roan: “Holy shit! Claire?!”

Arrow: “Who the fuck is Claire?!”

*

Roan: “Yeah, there was this guy who helped take care of my siblings with me, and we’d have dinner together and sometimes he’d stay over if it was too late. Oh, and-“

Arrow: “Oh my fucking god! It sounds like you guys were married!”

Roan: “We weren’t even dating though? I think…”

Arrow(stares into the camera): “He’s an idiot.”

*

Arrow: “Someone just stabbed me!”

Roan: “WHAT?!”

Arrow: “Call the fucking paramedics, you fucking idiot! I’m bleeding out!”

Roan: “I’m gonna be sick-“

Arrow: “JUST DIAL 911!”

Tags: @the-ellia-west @illarian-rambling @sableglass @diabolical-blue @rorimoon9597 @somethingclevermahogony @acearcane

[beanghostprincess]

Pudding and Usopp should be friends me thinks. Usopp hears about everything that happened to Sanji on WCI and is fully prepared to hate her guts no matter what anyone says and then it’s slightly mad at himself when he actually likes her. I have a very specific image of Sanamipu bff dynamic in my head I can’t really describe but I’m having it. The type of people who think of themself as some of the more sane people in the group and sure, they get the idiot ball just a tiny bit less often when they are all together and snarking, but when they get it they slam dunk it so hard the entire court shatters.

I AGREE COMPLETELY!!!!!!!!! This would be so funny, too 😭 (Making this Sanusona as I always do) Usopp finds out about what happened back on WCI and he hates Pudding. Sanji keeps telling him to see it from a different angle. That it wasn't really Pudding's fault and she was being manipulated by her mom. That she actually helped them in the end. But Usopp doesn't like her- Not only because she did what she did, but also because he can't stand the way Sanji talks about her. Ngl, I think Usopp isn't a jealous person, but he is very insecure and Sanji being fond of the girl he almost ends up marrying makes him a bit sick. But, yeah. Final saga, they rescue Pudding, and she meets the Strawhats. Usopp is fully prepared to be her worst enemy no matter what! But- But she's actually really nice? And cute? And really, really funny? And he can't hate her. He tries to be angry at her but she's cooking sweets for everyone and even though she has this weird on-and-off personality when it comes to Sanji... She has a good heart. But Usopp keeps pretending that he hates her because he's a proud idiot and he won't admit he was wrong about her. Sanji just tells him to get his shit together already and enjoy their time together because otherwise, he'll regret it (funny that he's the one saying that as if he wasn't equally as stubborn. That frustrated Usopp more). I think Pudding would actually make amends with them, you know, since I doubt Nami and Luffy could forgive her that easily. But they end up getting along with her when she apologizes (when Sanji isn't around because if he is in front of her she'll end up yelling without wanting to). Usopp doesn't buy it. I mean- He does buy it. He just doesn't want to. So Pudding talks to him in private and explains her situation and apologizes and says she understands if he doesn't want to forgive her. She almost marries his boyfriend, after all. And she has hurt him in multiple ways. And she has broken his heart. It's understandable if Usopp wants to hate her so bad. But the guy is soft against that and Usopp believes people can change. Besides, he knows what being insecure about your appearance and status is, especially if it has to do with a parent. So they end up getting along. The same thing happens with Nami, actually. Imagine trying to forget what Pudding did to their cook. Nami is going feral cat mode against her. If looks could kill, y'know... But! But she saw with her own eyes how Pudding helped them out and she knows what it feels like. To act like somebody you're not. And yeah, okay, the girl might be a little bit insane but it could be worse. And when she's acting like a normal person, she's a sweetheart. So Usopp ends up befriending her quickly, while Nami accepts her and embraces her friendship, but not without the typical "But I swear, if you do anything remotely bad to him again I am not hesitating to electrocute you and throw you overboard. Understood? Understood. Glad we had this chat, bestie". So, uh, yeah- At least they're friends now.

And let me tell you-- It's chaotic. Sanji thought he would be devastated if they didn't get along, but now that they do... Sanji is losing his mind. They're all crazy. He's living his dream, you know. His dear Pudding is friends with his partners. Great. Yeah. Uh. Pudding is teaching Usopp how to use a revolver, which makes sense since he is a sniper and he's curious about guns. That makes sense. But she's also telling Nami manipulation tactics and the navigator couldn't be happier. And you might think that's it, but then you have Usopp showing off his abilities and Nami giving tangerines to Pudding so she can make sweets with them. Which is adorable and cute and Sanji loves every second of it, but it's like they planned this to make him go insane. His poor heart can't handle this. He's going to die. They're a menace to society. Honestly? An unstoppable trio. They manipulate, gaslight, and Sanji malewifes. If they don't like you and you have something they want they probably will steal that from you using either manipulation, burglar tactics or, you know, a gun. Perfect trio. They're also Sanji's protection squad. And also they're the ones who scold him when he doesn't behave. He's a bit scared of them but like, in a good way? And they also look after him a lot so it's alright. And besides, Sanji is kind of like their knight in shining armor too because he gets extra violent if something happens to any of them.

Isn't it just,,, Such a cute picture to imagine Sanji and Pudding cooking while Usopp and Nami work on their own things at the dining table while they keep them company? I find it cute,, They're all a bit crazy but it's fine.

[avalon-of-babylon]

Having a cat is about compromise... like letting Cream lay on my project and cuddling her while I sew next to her but

[starrstunned]

harassment by my kitten he harasses everyone for food and he's an annoying shit who bites everything and smells bad. (I love him his name is merlin)

[angelartsphotography]

Some doodles of my little menaces to society

[tastywormfood]

My dads cat Mini mis, she's a tyrant and a menace

[nordictwin]

hello! 🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them, for the ask game?

Hello, you have given me an excuse to show off my little baby!

This is the Magnificent Mims! The third red tabby to rule my parents' house.

This little darling is a soon-to-be 2 year old domestic short hair. Weighing in at 5kgs, she's the perfect size for showering in love.

She likes to inspect boxes...

And bags...

And the food at every meal. She is convinced that all food must be for Mims, despite constantly being told otherwise. I think, she thinks, the stupid humans just never want to share.

She's a big lover of watching birds and people! In this image, she's discovered that a couple of pigeons are building a nest in a tree in the yard.

(On that note, she also likes being in tall places.)

She has sharp little teeth with which to chomp cardboard! This baby loooves to imitate a shredder.

She has an enclosed yard and shed to explore to her heart's content, with plenty of spots to play hide and seek or just enjoy a nice sunbeam. (And don't worry, she's chipped and spayed, in case she ever escapes).

She's very intelligent! She can fetch, loves to play hide and seek and can communicate, when she wants to play it. Really, she's got the braincell 90% of the time.

And then the other 10%, well...

Then she's exactly as dumb as her color would suggest.

We've had her since she was a tiny kitten with big ol' ears and the cutest little pink beans! She was the absolute cutest little kitten, who's grown into the cutest little lady ❤️

I love her 😘😘😘😘

[feralwetcat]

Guys

Look at my cat

[sacrificialflowers]

her stomach twists in comical delight as she weaves through the dark corners of the building with the most valuable item in this dead museum of gems, curated by her dearest most hated father. she supposes that this has become a game to her, a winner - takes - all sort of mindset spliced into these violently juvenile acts of revenge. night turns to a flash of daylight with the flash of lightning illuminating the rain, & she breathes out an annoyed breath upon realizing some wannabe hero has stumbled upon her mischief. " who would you be. "

starter for @meantome .

[graveyarrdshift]

wait what job do you have?

Actually, I DON'T have a job. Not because I don't want to, but lately I have been feeling very lost in life and been in too bad of a mental state to work 👍