#Madam Yu has confiscated both of them multiple times yet he’s always somehow found them the next day sometimes even the next hour. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

liverbiver9 · 2 years ago

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everyone always has modern!wwx playing the flute and other classical instruments but you can’t make me believe that he would choose a FLUTE over the harmonica or kazoo.

that man would make everyone hate his motherfucking guts the moment he figured out he could play I Wanna Dance With Somebody by Whitney Houston on the harmonica. He would be known as “the kazoo guy” in high school because he was never seen anywhere without his kazoo, playing All Star nonstop on repeat.

#Madam Yu has confiscated both of them multiple times yet he’s always somehow found them the next day sometimes even the next hour.#Lan Zhan has in fact broken six of his kazoos but Wei Ying always has a back up in his bag.#he is also very disappointed in himself when he finds it kinda hot #Jiang Cheng would just like it all to stop. please. he’s tired.#Yanli was impressed for the first month but now she finds a way to stuff some sort of food in his mouth anytime she even SEES either of the #mdzs #ideas #mo dao su zhi #the untamed #wei wuxian #lan wangji #modern au #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #wei wuxian is a menace to society #love that for him!!!!!#this is inspired by my younger brother teaching himself how to play the harmonica #his cat fucking hates it so much she comes running downstairs to hide every time he starts practicing #under the same vein: wwx has repeatedly tried to convince lab qiren to join the school band #“harmonica is TECHNICALLY a wind instrument so you should let me play!#my ideas

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